#during which qui-gon gets beyond stoned and talks to plants

[willowcrowned]

okay so we’re all agreed that togruta are carnivores, right? Which means that, in an absurdly happy AU where no one dies and Yoda’s lineage has monthly family dinners, you have every single one of them sitting around a table. Which also means that you get Anakin ‘champion of eating worms like spaghetti’ Skywalker, Ahsoka ‘watch me dismember this large rodent with my teeth’ Tano, Qui-Gon ‘i eat hallucinogenic mushrooms to get blazed commune with the Force’ Jinn, and Master ‘come from a swamp, i do, so unhinge my jaw and swallow this snake whole, I will’ Yoda all digging in, while Count ‘truffle oil on my foie gras’ Dooku and Obi-Wan ‘I know how to use fifteen separate forks’ Kenobi stare at them in abject horror.

#in this au ahsoka and qui-gon regularly go on meditative retreats (read: camping trips) #during which qui-gon gets beyond stoned and talks to plants #and ahsoka catches fish with her bare hands and subsumes fourteen bags of marshmallows #they come back smelling like space weed and covered in dirt #whenever Yoda and Anakin see them they get mad they weren't invited #which of course leads to Anakin and Yoda planning a camping trip of their own #it does not... go well #star wars #ahsoka tano #anakin skywalker #qui-gon jinn #obi wan kenobi #the clone wars #yoda the swamp gremlin