#eddiemunsons missingnipple

[eddieschains]

Eddie as your uber driver.

He gives out bang energy drinks instead of water.

He rigged up his old ass radio so you can plug in the aux cord.

Tries to give you the other half to his slim Jim as a road snack.

Screams out of his window if someone doesn't have their turn signal on.

"Don't worry, babe, I'm gonna get you there in a jiffy. Just hold on to your bloomers"

Still manages to get you to your destination late.

Gives you a complimentary vape for a good review.

the complimentary vape really sold me 😭

when he first pulls up, you’re terrified. he speeds down the road and his car screeches as he slams on the breaks. he’s head banging and playing heavy metal at full volume, but you’re already late and don’t want to wait for another uber so you get in.

“hey sweetheart. help yourself to whatever the fuck is back there.”

there’s cans of energy drinks, bags of chips, and… weed? you didn’t know exactly what you got yourself into, but fuck it. it might make a funny story one day, right?

he’s chugging multiple energy drinks and chewing on his beef stick as he weaves in and out of traffic. somehow missing every exit you should’ve taken even with the gps telling him.

finally pulling up to your destination, only 30 minutes later, you gather your things as he turns around and hands you a fucking elf bar of all things.

“for your troubles. just give me a good review, alright?”

#eddie munson #eddie munson blurb #eddie munson x reader #eddiemunsons missingnipple #dalia 💗

[munsonthemisfit]

What's your uncles favorite color? I need to know so I can wear special lingerie for him while he blows my back out. 😏

I hate you. 🧍🏻

#eddiemunsons missingnipple #eddie munson #answered

[stevethewhipped]

Yes, please take me to the fair and buy me all the funnel cakes 🥺

What Dalia wants, Dalia gets🤞🏻

I’m on my way to pick you up princess, wear something pretty fa me🎀❤️😏

#eddiemunsons missingnipple #steve answers

[littledemondani]

✨🌈☀️send this to ten people you're happy to see every time they pop up on your dash/notif and wish them a good day 🌟🌈💥

stop, i’m crying in this chili’s.

#asks #eddiemunsons missingnipple

[inourtownofhawkins]

☆- put this star in the inbox of your favorite blogs. Its time to spread positivity ! 🌷

I'm so sorry for this cursed af image ily

#buffy answers stuffs #eddiemunsons missingnipple #dalia my beloved

[myhairismypersonality]

He got a little upsetti spaghetti because I may or may not have wanted to bang his uncle 🫣 in my defense wayne can't even stay up past 7pm so like we didn't bang ☹️ then eddie had the nerve to tell ME I'm on "thin ice". 🙄

Not Mr. Munson…

Let’s be fair to him, would you want to be best friends with someone who tried to fuck your uncle/father figure on the daily basis?

Let’s give the kid some slack, I know I’d be grossed out if you tried fucking my dad!

#eddiemunsons missingnipple #answered #steve harrington

[ali-r3n]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out 💖💖💖

You are the sweetest 🥹😭 Thank you

#eddiemunsons missingnipple #my mutuals #💜💜💜💜

[indouloureux]

So I totally didn't spend all day at work doing nothing but make playlists based on eddie munson as a singer. I also totally didn't pick songs where the singers sound like him either. I didn't do that

ill be sure to listen to them sweetheart 😫😫

#eddiemunsons missingnipple #answered

[pitifulbaby]

✨🌈☀️send this to ten people you're happy to see every time they pop up on your dash/notif and wish them a good day 🌟🌈💥

dalia i love you with all my heart just so you know

#lovely dalia #<3 <3 <3 #eddiemunsons missingnipple

[eddieschains]

@eddiemunsons-missingnipple told me to watch hereditary and only gave me these pics to tell me what it’s about… what am i supposed to do with this 😭

#angel talks #pray for me y’all #eddiemunsons missingnipple #dalia 💗

[munsonthemisfit]

I'd let your uncle hit it too, ngl. Sorry to tell you this.

I wish Vecna had killed me.

#eddiemunsons missingnipple #eddie munson #answered

[stevethewhipped]

Eddie said you can take me on a date, so where are we going?

Perfect baby☺️ and actually how does the fair sound? I hear they have the best funnel cakes..heard they taste very..sweet 😏

#eddiemunsons missingnipple #steve harrington rp

[keeponquinning]

If you're able to, would you kindly make an audio of Eddie saying "Dusty bun"? I'm all out of my quota on eleven labs, and it's driving me crazy.💗

For you, anything.

And do you one better

#eddiemunsons-missingnipple #— words come audios #— requests #like i'm extra i couldn't resist #eddie munson #joseph quinn

[inourtownofhawkins]

✨🌈☀️send this to ten people you're happy to see every time they pop up on your dash/notif and wish them a good day 🌟🌈💥

I LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY RN

#buffy answers stuffs #eddiemunsons missingnipple #dalia my beloved

[myhairismypersonality]

Steve Eddie is being mean to me 😥

What’s the little shit doing now?

#eddiemunsons missingnipple #answered #steve harrington

[uglypastels]

Hear me out, phone sex operator!Eddie. Ooor Eddie is becoming obsessed with a phone sex operator and will call her all the time.

aaaah what if- what if. what if that's also a part of his job in the escort agency? (sorry, I'm hijacking this to make it the caught me slippin' au, not sorry)

like, it doesn't pay as well as the regular in-person sessions, so he doesn't do it often, but if money ever gets tight, or he's in quick need of some change, then he'll turn the line on-

and maybe you are just in a bit of a dip, still not really over what had happened with Eddie, and see that they offer the phone lines, so you get a bit drunk and dial the number, expecting it to be any random guy. that's all you needed after all, just someone who would listen and not make you feel as alone as you've felt the last few days.

'hello sweetheart,' at first you think you're just too drunk for this, you're too far down, actually hallucinating his voice now, great. Maybe this was a mistake, so you go to hang up, but- what if...?

'Eddie?' you ask; he can probably hear that you're drunk.

It's quiet for a moment, you have to check your phone to make sure it's still on call, but then you hear his voice again.

'Oh, baby.' That's your Eddie, without a doubt.

#he would be like sad #that shes doing this #and yes he can hear shes drunk #but he is also so fucking happy to hear her voice again #because he had been replaying that night in bed each night #just hoping he would never forget what you sounded like #and at the sound of you saying his name #he knows he hasn't forgotten yet #uglypastels answers #eddiemunsons-missingnipple #caught me slippin'