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Deadpool: It’s a teenage boy with black hair and blue eyes. I am legally required to pull a Batman.

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[Image Description: a crossover comic featuring Spiderman and Deadpool talking on the phone with Danny Fenton from the cartoon Danny Phantom featured with Deadpool. Deadpool is drawn on a blank white background, Spiderman is in an alley with a man webbed up behind him. Danny is lying on the ground beside Deadpool.

Deadpool: Hey spider-bae, I’d love to start with a snappy one-liner but we’re going to have to settle for a cold open because I just found a dead teenager in a dumpster and– Spiderman: (interrupting him) You found a what!?!?! Deadpool: (pauses to nudge Danny’s body with one foot) Deceased teen. Un-alived adolescent. Expired juvenile. Spiderman: Oh my god… Deadpool: Yeaa (drawn out), except he didn’t stay dead. The little shit jumped up, dabbed at me, and then ran straight into a wall and knocked himself right the fuck out. (Deadpool picks Danny up slightly off the ground by the back of the shirt. Spiderman face palms.) which like, points for execution, but anyways~ how do you feel about adoption? End Description]

Thank you @watanuk-i for writing the image description!

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