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Moonshine - A Beetlejuice Fanfiction 04

Warning: swearing, stalking

Beetlejuice loved what the girls did to the place. They've been there for more than two weeks now and were almost fully done. They worked and packed out and cleaned all day and night to make the house feel like home and actually, they succeeded.

The house was big, and the girls made it seem even bigger. On the lower level there was a hall, a living/dining room, a kitchen, a bathroom and a winter garden, and on the upper level, there were 3 bedrooms with a bathroom. The original small windows in the kitchen and in the living room got replaced with huge ones, and the same happened to the upper bedrooms' windows. Sofía said the more light will come inside, the more it will remind them of the house they left in Europe.

The living room had pretty white hardwood floors, burgundy red ceiling, a black fireplace and a chandelier - both were there since the house was built -, a Victorian-looking burgundy couch with 2 armchairs, a white coffin-shaped coffee table, the fluffiest and biggest black carpet, a huge tv with a sound system, behind the sofa white dining room furniture, and wall-to-wall white bookshelves that the girls filled with books and little relics and souvenirs and things that they liked. Beetlejuice didn't understand why would they need so many books, like, who would read about "Women's place in Ancient Egypt" in their spare time?!? But he liked the other stuff. And he really liked the stories the girls told each other about those little things while they were packing them out of the boxes. For example the one Rei told when she found the fake caramel apple she chipped her tooth with years ago. It was Halloween when her mom bought it for a pun against Ari's mom. It looked so lifelike but it was made of resin and, well, the toothmark was still there. He loved to hear Ari's uncontrollable laugh and clapping like a degenerated seal, especially that one time when Sofía told the story of a framed Broadway ticket she used when she was taking pictures of his celebrity crush, a taxi came by, splashed her with mud and her toes got so slippery inside her high-heels that she fell over, into her crush's arms, and she literally tore his trousers down while falling. The way Rei almost choked to death on red wine when Ari told the girls how she ran from the police in Egypt because she stole a mini Bastet statue from the Museum Shop, but actually they were chasing her because she forgot her passport at the museum almost gave BJ a new best friend, but well, that was his luck. He had fun anyways.

Even though they didn't see him, he was content and happy. His hair turned back to green and fluffy fully, and it only went back to purple once in the past week. The sisters made him feel like he was not alone, like he could join the conversation anytime. He even commented on some things, which made some... Weird impacts. When he made a very humorous comment, for example when Ari was putting a bumblebee made of glass on the shelf and he said "you know bees always have sticky hair, since they use honey combs", she just burst out laughing. He didn't really get it. She couldn't really hear him... Could she? I mean she was not dead. He could not touch anything, nor any of them (believe me, he tried to slap all three's asses), so he was still in that weird alternate reality.

Even tough he really couldn't believe that she heard him, he mostly followed Ari everywhere. Many times he just watched, but he couldn't help himself when she went out to the winter garden and she sang for the plants while taking care of them. That made his gooey little heart so full. He could listen to her singing for hours. He was just floating around her and when she finished a song, many times he said something like:

- Uuuuuh, now sing something from Nirvana pleeeease I really like them and I haven't heard them in YEARS!

She never answered and basically never sang what he wanted. But she smiled when he was all gushy over her voice so he had no idea what to think. One time he thought he even heard her say "thanks" but he was not sure.

Now Beetlejuice was sitting next to Sofía on the couch, throwing some self-summoned popcorn into his mouth and chewed loudly.

- Are you ready? - asked Ari with a wide smile and a very excited voice as she carried a huge box into the living room.

- Last box and we're finally all packed out!!! - proclaimed Sofi while getting up from the sofa. Rei reached into the box and got out a human skull.

- Let's get ya all fixed up, Long John Silver. - they all got a bodypart out and after some time, a skeleton of a half-legged pirate was standing in the corner with a skeleton parrot on his shoulder.

- Awwww look at him he even has a little birdie! How sweet, can I get a skeletal friend too? Maybe I could call him Jacques. And he would be French. Honhon monsieur my name is Jacques and I have a mustache hahaha... - Beetlejuice laughed at himself and slapped his knee. He stood up and went closer to observe the skeleton. - Oh how much fun I'll have with you once I'll be able to possess you...

Sofi shuddered.

- Gosh, it's so cold in here all the time...

- The fuck did you think babes, you WANTED to buy a haunted house, and now you are surprised it's cold??? - proclaimed Beetlejuice. - I thought you guys were smart and shit.

- Yeah, you're right man , we were basically asking for it. - said Ari with a small laugh. Beetlejuice literally jumped up with a small scream. The girls stayed silent.

- What did you just say Ari? - asked Sofía with a tilted head. Ari laughed nervously and stroke her hair.

- Eheheee... Nothing...

- YOU CAN HEAR ME!!! - Beetlejuice clapped his hands like a little child and was screaming in joy. Slight streaks of pink started to appear in is hair. - I KNEW YOU COULD, YOU LITTLE LIAR!!! - Ari rolled her eyes and then looked at her sisters.

- Look, I must have heard it wrong, I'm really tired... I'll just go and take a nap, kay? - her sisters looked at her, both weirded out.

- Ari, are you okay?

- YES TOTALLY FINE BYYEEEE!!! - Ari slowly backed out of the living room, smiling innocently, then as soon as she got out of sight, she sprinted up the stairs.

As soon as she got into her room, she slapped the door shut. She nearly couldn't breathe. She locked her door and she threw herself on her bed. Beetlejuice floated above her, smiled so hard his face would hurt if it could, and tried to boop Ari's nose.

- Babes, if you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple. - Ari jumped up and screamed.

- YOU ARE JUST PART OF MY CONSCIENCE, YOU ARE NOTHING ELSE! - she said angrily into thin air. BJ lifted one of his eyebrows.

- Babes, I can't be your conscience. I haven’t even used mine until now.

- There is no other explanation! I know what I said down in the living room but it's not possible!

- THERE IS, YOU... - Beetlejuice bit his fist. This girl might be his way out into the human world. Plus, he liked her. And her ass. - Sorry for the screaming. It's just that... - he lowered his voice and whispered into her ear. - ...you make Daddy so angry. - Ari faceplamed herself. - You can call me that by the way. Or demon straight from Hell. Ghost-zombie Jesus. Sexy. - Beetlejuice was checking out Ari and tried to pinch her ass. - Is your last name Campbell? Because you’re mmm... mmm... good...

Ari turned around, where the voice came from.

- What are you then?!? You can't be a...

- Demon. Yes, I am.

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