#enas.txt

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Chuuya just sitting there being peak idgafer is hilarious 😭 he's said im clocked OUT my job is DONE i'm not getting near that corpse if i don't have to

Dazai, struggling to pull out Fyodor's (fake) corpse: i could use some help Chuuya, unmoving, watching him struggling: yeah i bet u could

#enas.txt #bungou stray dogs #bsd spoilers #bsd 114 #Chuuya is so funny to me #the way Chuuya could've easily moved the helicopter but didn't LMFAOOO

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Chuuya wanting to put this whole Fyodor thing behind them is sooo funny like he's genuinely so over it 😭

every chapter since Chuuya's just been like "is he dead? he's dead. he's sooo dead" likeee he's so funny fr 😭 watch how in the next chapter he's just gonna be like. pause. he's NOT FUCKING DEAD??

#enas.txt #bungou stray dogs #bsd spoilers #bsd 114 #free my man let him go home #asgr couldn't even let Chuuya chill with this victory for like 30 minutes it's crazy

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was thinking how maybe it’s a good thing Sigma didn’t wake up and spill the deets about Fyodor’s past bc I just know Chuuya’s grumpy tired ass would’ve had a field day. just like

Sigma: i believe Fyodor is at least a few centuries old— Chuuya: DAMN Sigma: Chuuya: sorry. continue

Dazai: he's older than i thought... Chuuya: prehistoric even. that old fucker Sigma: Chuuya: my bad. continue

Sigma: he was captured by Bram Chuuya: who's that Sigma: the vampire king Chuuya: don't vampires like blood? why'd they want that anemic jackass Sigma: Chuuya: sorry. just curious

Dazai, muttering to himself: immortality? what could Fyodor be... Chuuya: a fossil Chuuya: but now that we killed him. fossil fuel Dazai: can u give it a rest i'm trying to think

#enas.txt #bsd 113 #bungou stray dogs #mouthy Chuuya my beloved #i just kept thinking about that interview with kevin hart and don cheadle #“im 56 years old” “DAMN” #cw: cursing

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Chuuya is so fucking funny bc it's like damn if ur gonna glue fake fangs to my teeth and give me red contacts might as well toss in a new fit too i'm committed to this shit i'm about to deliver

#enas.txt #bungou stray dogs #bsd s5 #bsd s5 spoilers #MY KING MY ICON MY LEGEND

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two geniuses in the room and their gameplan for waking Sigma up is dropping him on the ground repeatedly IM CRYINGGG

Sigma’s gonna wake up with an insane headache and sore muscles all over and skk are gonna avoid eye contact and act like that was all on Fyodor like

Sigma, stirring awake: Dazai: hey welcome back Sigma, groaning: everything hurts Chuuya: Dazai: Chuuya: dw we killed that anemic jackass Dazai: yeah i can’t believe he did that to u

Sigma, rubbing his temples: I feel like I’ve been slammed on the ground like 20 times Chuuya, under his breath: that’s pretty close actually Dazai, also under his breath: be quiet Sigma: did u guys say smth? Dazai: no :) u must be tired

#enas.txt #bsd 113 #bsd spoilers #THEY ARE SO UNSERIOUS IM CTFU #that prison floor is probably musty as hell too #laughing so hard

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Chuuya’s gonna be the funniest person ever if (when) Fyodor’s revealed to still be alive...i just KNOW his reaction is gonna be hilarious

Fyodor: did u thi— Chuuya: are u FUCKING kidding me Fyodor: did u think I— Chuuya: how the hell did he survive that shit Fyodor: well I— Chuuya: this just pissed me off Dazai: can u let him finish 😭

Fyodor: I have retur— Chuuya: oh grantors of dark disgrace Dazai: already?! Chuuya: it took too long getting rid of him last time

#enas.txt #bungou stray dogs #ignore the what if lol i tweeted this before 114 dropped #Chuuya will wrap it up ASAP this time #i know he's gonna be so annoyed i need to see his reaction #he's hilarious when he's irritated

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“leave it to me, partner” vs “Chuuya…this is farewell to you too”

#bsd 101 #bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #who else feel like flipping off a cliff #bsd season 5 #bsd s5 spoilers #enas.txt

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assuming Dazai survives after all this shit (he will) and once all conflicts have settled can you imagine the conversation he and Chuuya would have regarding what happened in Meursault if it ever gets brought up. just like

Chuuya: tf did you mean "moments we did connect", "our fate" and "you and i are destined to" btw Dazai: i never said that you're straight up delusional

#enas.txt #bsd 109 #bsd 109 spoilers #bungou stray dogs #nakahara chuuya #dazai osamu #skk #dazai's gonna be like #crickets... #who said that shit? not me #you must've been hallucinating about me #bc you're totally obsessed with me #and Chuuya's gonna be like what the fuck are you on #stop talking shit

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Atsushi and Dazai out here being all "this isn't you. this isn't us" ...shit doesn't look like it's working i fear i told y'all it's time to switch tactics

#enas.txt #bsd 109 #bsd 109 spoilers #it's both shin soukokover and soukover #sskk #skk #Aku and Chuuya need to WAKE UP fr tho

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we should have a spin-off and it's just aya helping bram discover the world. call it adventures of aya and bram-pack (she carries him around on her back like a backpack)

#enas.txt #bungou stray dogs #it's bram learning about all this modern technology and being SO amazed #and aya's like wait til u hear about AI... #just picturing them exploring the world and taking selfies #aya posing really cutely and bram with his deadpan face #he's enjoying himself a lot tho #they're so silly and funny together #bsd s5

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Fyodor forced to sit through Dazai's speeches to Chuuya is actually hilarious like you thought ahead in your planning and you had your reasoning for choosing Chuuya but did you factor in all this corny shit too

Fyodor: ok his death will take 4 minutes. as planned everything is going perfectly we are on schedule Dazai: wait can i say something to Chuuya Fyodor: [longest deep sigh ever] i suppose

#enas.txt #bungou stray dogs #bsd 109 #bsd 109 spoilers #skk #i know a small part of him regrets picking Chuuya #bro forced to third wheel i know he's reaching his breaking point

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i can't stop laughing

#enas.txt #bungo stray dogs #bsd s5 #bsd s5 spoilers

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Dazai and Chuuya when they finally reunited face to face in the Meursault hallway,,,Dazai seeing Chuuya's goofy ass red contacts and fake glued on fangs up close and Chuuya seeing Dazai's fake ass ketchup blood splatters all over his prison fit. all the while Fyodor is talking over the loudspeaker thinking things are going his way

#enas.txt #bungou stray dogs #bsd s5 #bsd s5 spoilers #i just know Chuuya couldn't make direct eye contact with Dazai for too long or else he would've cracked #Chuuya standing there staring blankly bc he had to zone out or else he'd laugh #re-reading back their angst meursault moments after that ending makes it seem so unserious LMFAOO

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"shallow bond"...Fyodor has only skimmed through the Chuuya sparknotes meanwhile Dazai has studied the lore he has done the extensive research he has a Bachelor's a Master's AND a PhD in Chuuyaology. Fyodor may have read the Chuuya sources but Dazai WAS THERE !!

#enas.txt #bungou stray dogs #bsd s5 spoilers #Dazai's like if you haven't thought about Chuuya in your every waking and sleeping moment for the past 7 years literally do not speak to me #like WHOOO do you think you are #Dazai: i am an expert in my field #this Chuuya shit SERIOUS

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thinking about 109 + yesterday's episode and Dazai cussing at Chuuya is kinda funny bc he rarely cusses. like he’s been shot and stabbed before and never uttered a fuck....imagine if this actually IS all his plan but Chuuya wasn’t supposed to shoot him like that but he’d never used a gun before so his aim is terrible 😭

like if you think about how chill he was when Chuuya pointed the gun at him initially (and even after when it was held to his head) it’s like. did you think he WOULDN’T shoot you or did you already plan that he would but just. not in the way he did.

(going with the scenario that this is all Dazai’s plan I can just imagine them bickering afterwards like:)

Dazai: you were just supposed to GRAZE my shoulder with the bullet?! Chuuya: i'm sorry. my bad fr Dazai: and you were standing A FOOT AWAY Chuuya: IT’S HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

Dazai: how did you miss THAT BADLY at THAT CLOSE OF A DISTANCE? Chuuya: technically I didn’t miss bc I got your shoulder. in any other situation that would’ve been a 10/10 hit. my first time using a firearm too Dazai: … Chuuya: but my bad fr

#enas.txt #bungou stray dogs #bsd s5 #bsd 109 #bsd s5 spoilers #skk #Dazai's reaction was so genuine i fr don't think he was expecting it AT ALL #like i remember when he got shot in the back during cannibalism arc #and stabbed in dead apple #not a shit or fuck heard #which makes me wonder if that's bc he'd expected it to happen #whereas here he didn't expect this shoulder shot #idk kinda just saying shit #but yeah

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in honour of this chapter getting animated today I’d like to mention that (imo) this is one of the funniest scenes ever. like Fyodor saw the distance to the door and he’s like yeah you go Chuuya bc my ass is NOT running. i know i'm not gonna make it. absolutely not so I’m not even gonna attempt it actually

#enas.txt #bungou stray dogs #nakahara chuuya #bsd fyodor #bsd 101 #and then fyodor had Chuuya punching the door and shit #while he's standing there like hey this is bad... #like thanks for that but are u gonna at least pretend to HELP? #Chuuya carrying this group project on his back fr