#eomir

[maarchantal]

Найкраща 🔥🔥🔥

#афк сісія #afk cecia #український тамблер #укртумбочка #afk journey #афк подорож #афк еомір #afk eomir

[ari-the-arotistic]

Imagine if merlin said that they think Eomir is hot. the entire wilder cast would be mentally suffering and filled with dread

LMFAO

I mean, if he wasn't evil, he could probably get it though, if you took off a couple of decades, though some people like 'em grey

#afk journey #afk eomir #ari answers asks

[aforeffortenjolras]

all blond men know is destroy pens, listen to daft punk, awkward side hug, and lie

#personal #this is about my little brothers but i can see legolas/eomir/merry being like this so i went ahead and made the generalization

[puppygirl-milf-cock]

Eomir when Merlin and Lorsan get him

#afk journey

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Thranduil Can’t Get Drunk

No seriously, neither Thranduil, nor those of his line (oropher, legolas, etc) can get drunk. At least not off of the liquor commonly served.

The only way they can get more than slightly tipsy is with a highly specialized alcohol that they invented that takes 10 years to make.

It’s a result of how much they drink.

The thing is, they’re happy and functional drunks, so unlike others, who start behaving badly or incoherently after to many drinks, they don’t feel the need to stop drinking just because of a personality shift, so they drink almost all the time.

At this point legolas can drink non-stop while on guard duty and still be able to perform just as well as when he was sober.

So yeah, Thranduil might act drunk after too many drinks, but he isn’t at all and only does it to get away from people he doesn’t like.

Legolas has a habit of challenging anyone outside of his realm to a drinking competition bc they either don’t know (Elladan and elrohir) or don’t believe that he physically cannot get drunk unless it’s his own special brew (glorfindel).

They always regret it.

The fellowship: *at the wedding reception to Arwen and Aragorn*

The fellowship, minus Aragorn bc he knows better, plus faramir, eomir and eowyn: *enters drinking competition*

Arwen: *taking bets bc she absolutely will take advantage of the situation to make extra money*

The twins: *egging on the competition bc they remember their own bet that they lost and now want everyone else to suffer*

Aragorn: *tired dad sigh*

Gandalf: *inside cackles*

The results:

The hobbits: *merry is out for the count, with pippin giggling up a storm unable to stand straight, sam is giving a lecture on gardening, and Frodo is cackling insanely*

Gimli: *slurring words* -and that’s how my father helped win the battle-

Faramir: *hyperactive squirrel for 30 minutes before immediately crashing where he stands*

Eowyn: *challenging everyone to a fight*

Eomir: *thinks he can beat legolas now since he’s witnessed this competition before after helms deep* *is wrong*

Legolas: *on his third barrel with no difference between now and when he was sober, being cheered on by a crowd*

Arwen: *cackling like a money grubbing gremlin on crack*

Aragorn: *tired dad sign 2.0*

Elrond: *so happy that at least his children were smart enough not to challeng legolas in a drinking competition this time*

#thranduil #legolas #lotr #lord of the rings #thranduil physically cannot get drunk and he hates it #don’t get him wrong #it’s useful at times #but gods does he wish to drunk at times when his kid is being a reckless heathen #legolas similarly cannot get drunk ever and takes amusement out of swindling people #Arwen is his partner in crime and they split the profits #Aragorn challenged legolas to a drinking competition one time #and once was enough #unlike the twins #who continue to challenge legolas #only to loose and end up in the fountain in their underwear #the Silvana in general have a higher alcohol tolerance than any other elves #silvans* #glorfindel didn’t believe it and challenged thranduil himself #and Elrond had to hide his face in shame while celebrian egged him on

[tastyfren]

I suppose if the wilders age at like, 10x the light bearers sorta like fantasy elves do it’d make sense, they’d still be 20ish in spirit. Still just hearing that was wild, especially when they act like this

Also wait. Would that put Dahnie at close to a thousand years….?

LORSAN DOES WHAT

Also Damn Dahnie is old as fuck

Also why would Eomir want eternal life when he has lived FOR AT LEAST 700 YEARS ISNT HE FINISHED WITH EVERYTNIG BY THAT POINT WHAT DOES HE HAVE LEFT TO DO

Also at the beginning of Act 2 i thought it would get boring without valen but then Lorsan blew him out of the water. king of comedy.

#btw i dont mind spoilers feel free to spoil me #i just finished act 2 #afk journey #afk arena

[ceemafanfic]

brain fart..

Or when you're trying to answer on a post and you write:

Eomir

then look at it, shook your head and write

Boromer.

DAMN.

#brain is dead #it's okay #I don't need it

[notheretoperch]

Rules: name 10 of your favourite characters from 10 different fandoms, then tag 10 people to do the same.

Tagged by @brillemos, thank you! :o

I have a very select few one and only favorite favorite characters because I'm fickle and fall deeply in love w/ most characters but! Here are a few: new, newer, old, and very old. No particular order???

1. Discworld: Sam Vimes

2. Black Sails: Captain Flint (Miranda is a close 2nd w/ Silver trailing in 3rd)

3. Supernatural: Dean (Cas is the superior character imo, I just have the same bad taste he does lmao)

4. Tomb Raider: Lara Croft (finally playing the reboot and the crush I have is as bad as the crush I had as a child)

5. Dishonored: Billie and Corvo, please don't make me pick

6. Farseer Trilogy: The Fool

7. Lord of the Rings: Boromir and Faramir (followed closely by Eowyn and Eomir, tragic siblings ftw)

8. SVSS: Shen Yuan, my fav unreliable narrator.

9. FFVII: Aerith (I need time to play the remake asldjjdk)

10. WWDITS: Guillermo and Nadja

I feel like I'm probably forgetting several characters?? My brain is mush, please don't judge me.

Hi, it has been 84 years since I've tagged anyone: @airstyledraconos @snackerdoodle @skippydabeaver @tacomortal @shadowpeople @drivingsideways @thiswaycomessomethingwicked @coruscas @bcengine and anyone else who wants to.

[maarchantal]

Сучий син

#український тамблер #укртумбочка #афк подорож #afk journey #afk eomir #афк еомір

[oocafkjourney]

i need eomir to call me a good girl

you're into old men aren't you

#answers #thanks ig

[kirked-spock]

My head canon is that Karl Urban's Eomir is just Bones role-playing LOTR in the holodeck. The Enterprise seems to lag most peculiarly when the program runs but as to why the crew unknows. Only Scotty knows because Bones keeps asking him for mods.

[puppygirl-milf-cock]

Im personally not that into Eomir but if a merlin said that they found him hot then i think the absolute mental carnage brought upon every single wilder would be fucking hilarious. Everyone would be suffering and filled with dread.

Merlin just consistently going after the morally piss poor people consistently would be horrible for everyone but would be hilarious

[444names]

male italian and english forenames + tolkienesque forenames with diacritics removed

Achan Adeuglor Adildacarm Agabran Agdumano Alash Alath Alattiant Aldaelm Aldam Aldenbar Aldon Aldowfabel Alfrek Alviell Amburione Amiadam Aminwe Amlor Anbrufil Anceles Ancil Andearich Andio Andirioelm Anfor Aniell Anistaril Anton Arazio Arazor Arcelair Ardil Ardory Areagus Arego Arianna Ariloy Arizio Arlegil Arlio Arman Armelye Armict Arther Astando Atanbadro Atarn Aurto Aurucil Azaro Bantor Barcol Barin Bathir Bathosa Battin Belleoron Benger Bephelmat Bepperio Berasto Beregio Berimo Berinimir Berne Beroben Berony Berry Berthir Bertz Berun Betarenna Betephew Betherence Betri Bettoc Bianso Boccol Boffan Bolattani Bolor Bonaldan Boredo Bortondor Brair Branny Brazio Briormo Carcy Carollema Cassino Celvair Cemin Cenzo Cestandino Chraleppo Cillanhel Clarthoro Cleano Colwe Criden Dagolo Danton Darean Darinel Darme Dartin Davio Davranglo Denimele Deniondold Detroma Develes Dirieletre Doheod Dorrun Dredir Durbat Durunilcas Eagolodock Eanus Earen Earmelvi Edhel Eitanole Elatuley Elduinven Elebrald Elerego Elfaulf Elloy Eltho Elumbul Emehtair Emmar Emyato Enryon Eofurolo Eomir Eorearmir Eorto Eotta Eredeon Eredmo Ereners Erettian Erfinickey Eruno Ervert Escart Escatto Eslivarco Esteley Etrizio Ettiancili Etton Fabar Faelisuin Falberun Falfrard Fedmundo Ferist Ferpelmel Fichar Fielembrey Finenzo Finer Fingwengor Finio Finzo Flango Fliamras Floth Fornor Foscar Frada Frampaco Franto Freanue Freglo Fregor Frether Frinyasto Gabrendiry Gaegon Gamin Gamir Gastius Gelmat Geloin Gelro Ghante Gianfren Giano Gilimo Gilmo Gimirimrol Gingertor Gionedened Giosco Giothel Gladohir Glivoric Gloro Golper Gonatirad Gorfio Gorruto Gosui Gother Graymo Gridudeo Gundon Gunzilloro Gwano Hadaither Hadand Haegor Hairando Halbatarno Halmo Hamin Haminuvi Hanico Hantato Hanus Hardur Harrek Henevor Hirarecto Hiryong Hored Hualvither Hubat Huglo Hugoriel Humberizio Hunared Huolo Huorn Hyanbulio Hyavir Idnermard Igimermo Ignarcirmo Ilvatio Imogerod Inelhar Isilippo Istin Istor Ithen Ivalaur Ivandil Ivatar Ivelu Ivilzo Jacasir Jener Jenue Jessimir Joabel Joheordil Jonio Kierahar Lacilmo Lacio Laian Laino Lairil Lanowyn Lassaure Lathado Latriano Legnarob Legothon Leman Lemmacion Lemmas Lemmore Lenicoseb Lessadinun Letharwene Leugolian Levido Liano Lobberth Lomon Lucandur Lucar Lucarm Luglorman Luigil Lukey Lundis Madon Maenio Magduil Magolfhil Maino Malele Manth Maran Marastelmo Marmaeld Marno Marthmong Marthorlo Masquir Matric Mattin Melmanakin Menico Mertha Mettini Michir Millano Millorold Minborry Minelor Mirioc Monweleg Morluille Mulpheo Nakhildo Naraddea Naranto Narog Nasse Natazianse Nattino Nedevezil Neley Nentimar Nesta Nevine Nicth Niele Nieredo Normaurio Ohnarmen Oincale Olaundro Olorolio Oloth Orenistis Orone Ottofurex Ovickto Owfaxwe Patan Patrio Pausha Pendist Perine Phalmo Phelute Phesaliona Picco Pielo Pristo Qualano Raddeon Radrio Raharidio Randil Ratantia Regrie Relippo Rence Rianino Roabiar Rolfhir Ronarore Ronatilmo Runardo Runariano Ruperves Sabindir Sacomar Salbel Samehtazio Sanald Sanco Santont Sardante Sardo Sarick Sarucil Savidoher Seleo Sephirino Seppo Shuor Siliacold Sillob Silmarmo Smele Smund Sorin Stamiri Stimlio Suelo Taromo Tavio Tello Teriel Thanor Thelo Thorminis Thregin Thrio Tianio Toccas Tonto Trillo Turbadel Turetrin Ulfir Uliam Ulkalfher Umattano Umbarommo Undil Valiamon Vallaldo Valviccil Vanair Vanar Vannio Vidertone Vienea Vindren Vinel Vitarco Waladoc Watir Winrond Wulphired Yandil Yaran Yaranco Yavriell

#444 names #444names

[betazoidsoul]

I see karl urban and I'm like hey isn't that the guy who played eomir?

I see chris pine and I'm like hey isn't that the guy from... movies?

I see zachary quinto (who, of these 3 actors I've definitely seen in the most movies) and I'm like :0 it's spock!!! :0

I've never seen any of the jj trek movies btw