#etheries rants💜✨

[etheries1015]

I was thinking- what if Vil does one of those celebrity documentaries when he's older? He's settled down with you, you have kids, his career is still going good. He'll talk about when you guys decided to settle down and have kids (the home video clips of him loving his kids 🥲). They'll sit you down and you just radiate loving housewife energy and someone will sneakily catch on camera Vil looking at you so softly while you're recording your part. Him admitting his problems with Neige (and the team interviewed him too but he still has no idea about Vil's true feelings), how he always wanted a role outside of being a villain. Rook having his own interviews being his usual self but also suddenly showing up in your home during filming. Epel wanting to get in on it to kinda reveal the bs Vil made him put up with (and Vil just chuckles cause he still knows he was right) and to promote the farm. And then Vil mentions how he owes Malleus favors (does he reveal he overblotted?). Cue the screen suddenly showing Malleus sitting comfortably in a chair and smiling smugly. And then you notice he's in your home. And he's just like, "Oh, yes. I did Schonheit some favors back then." And it shows some backstage footage of the film crew wondering if they should even try and contact THE Malleus Dragonia to get an interview, and if they do if they actually have the guts to. But before they can decide you pull up, "Oh? You wanna talk to Mal? Let me ask him!" And you just speed dial him and ask and once you hang up he's magically poofed into your home for the interview. He doesn't mind talking about Vil and you but also sneaks in some gargoyle stuff. There's also extra footage of your still young kids hearing Mal is here and running up to him, "Uncle Mal~!!" And you, Vil, Mal, and the kids having a small tea break.

Oh man, what're you doing dropping this beautiful piece in my inbox when you should post it on your page and get the attention it deserves?? Because this is ADORABLE and AMAZING! All the ideas you threw out in here were so cute, Vil finally having the confidence to talk about you and his family, his carreer as a total...plus that Malleus blurb LMFAOOOO, When you're asked what person in your school years affected you most other than Vil or what friends you had that were most prominent, you say "Oh, Malleus Draconia! I think he's king of brair valley right now, though."

Everyone just stares at you in shock, but Vil kinda like "You have his number, right? Call him over." (He did it for the drama...he thought it would be funny for the documentary, and he was right. It became the most replayed part of the entire section.)

AND YOUR KIDS WITH VIL TALKING AND HANGING OUT WITH MALLEUS LIKE OL' CHUMS IS SO ADORABLE. When Malleus comes over, he always has some sort of riches or treasures for your children. He's constantly playing with them. He's your go-to baby sitter and he LOVES it. You being best friends with Malleus while married with Vil HAS to be my favorite thing about ALL OF THIS. It's so adorable i'm sobbing crying shaking throwing up.

The home clips...oh my gosh i'm so soft. YES!! Imagine when the documentary gets released, so many people point out places that they noticed Rook was in the background in the videos when you didn't see them before. It was insane, an entire conspiracy theory trend came out of it.

I like to think you have home videos of VIL being the housewife, cooking in his "Kiss the queen" Apron while holding one of your children on his side and using a spatula to flip the pancakes with the other. He had no idea you released this to the director, it came a shock to him when there was a section of the documentary dedicated to how you felt being married and having kids with one of the worlds biggest stars. He probably cried a little about it, ngl.

PLEASE I IMPLORE YOU reveal yourself!! Or post this!! Because it's such a cute idea and I think you truly deserve the rightful attention! But thank you for sharing, this was such a fun read and I enjoyed exploring / expanding more on it heuheuheu.

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[etheries1015]

That virgin Lilia stuff is both hot and kinda funny. Imagine he jizzes just from you sitting on his lap.

Lilia who can't control himself so much as a single intimate contact causing him to need release? 700 years of raising children and fighting in a war, I'm sure he's pent up beyond anyone's comprehension. The way you sit upon his lap despite knowing he's hard, fully clothed you sit purposefully spreading your legs in a way that hugs his cock just perfectly despite its confines. His mind wanders to the idea of you being on his lap cockwarming him, and he's pathetically quick in cumming in his pants. I like the vision...the intimacy of being fully clothed leaves much to the imagination, which can oftentimes be more erotic than the act itself...

But I won't lie, the term "jizzes" just isn't it LMFAOOOO don't be shy, use the derogatory terms hehehehehe

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[etheries1015]

Me reading halfway thru chapter four of WHB (spoilers for 4-58 UTC)

But I was looking at it smiling like... "FINALLY!! FINALLY I FEEL USEFUL. there's no way we unlocked some sort of awesome power!"

And then its this:

You gotta be kidding me bro

Why cant we have ONE serious moment actually be SERIOUS ain't no way we're thinking of fuckin' DILDOS when Nina is going absolutely insane and Lemeas just got impaled 😭😭 goddammit they had me in the first half 💀

#WHB #What in hell is bad #What in “hell” is bad #etheries rants💜✨

[etheries1015]

I'm so heartbroken about the YOI movie being cancelled, honestly, that anime really helped me through my own Internalized homophobia as a kid. I remember watching it over and over and over again through middle school / highschool and it had such an impact on me, as silly as that might sound. But at the time? It truly was a door that opened acceptance to me, and even got me interested in opening my horizons and trying new things despite my flaws and self doubts!

I'm really really sad about this...sigh. Maybe one day it'll be like Black Butler and someone else will pick it up, or something. Well, thank you YOI for being as amazing as you were, and the awesome people who worked on it!

It will always have a special place in my heart. I think I'll go and re-watch it now 💜

#Yuri on ice #YOI #ice adolescence #Yuri on Ice cancellation #victuuri #etheries rants💜✨

[etheries1015]

Imagine Yuu showing the TWST characters the Disney films and which characters they (the TWST) are based on.

Everyone so upset how the Great Seven were villanized.

Leona so mad. Yes, Chika's existence is a pain to him, but he'd never do anything to his brother or nephew! Ruggie creeped out by the fact the hyenas ate Scar. He hopes Leona won't holt it against him. Azul uncomfortable when Urusla does her body language part. Leech Twins mad they didn't get a speaking role. Only for Epel to complain at least they aren't based on a flipping apple! Rook wondering if the movie implies a relationship between Epel and Blance would be toxic. Epel is not pleased to hear. Vil is horrified by what The Evil Queen did to herself by morphing into an old woman. Malleus assuring Silver he'd never treat him like that, that he's loved and please don't take the movie serious!

Everyone agreeing the Queen of Hearts is Riddle, just in female. He screams Off with the head at the same time the queen does in the movie.

Oh gosh, i've frequently had this thought in my mind, too. Where you show each of the dorm members the truth behind the Disney "villians" but I also feel like somehow they would still twist it around (LMAO I made a pun) to where they actually justify the villians and see them even more so as good.

Azul being uncomfortable during "poor unfortunate souls" yes...I can see that 100%. But I can also see...

"I Don't understand why the portrayed The sea witch like that, I mean, she obviously had made a fair contract. What she did was not outside 0f the scope of the fine print. In this world, it's whoever gets out on top that wins. I don't understand why people are so upset she was just being resourceful." - Azul after watching the little mermaid, probably. Big Ariel hater, he thought she was an annoying pick-me that didn't know how to obey rules and shit LMAO

But yes, overall I totally agree with these takes! LMFAO everyones agreement that the queen is practically just like Riddle lmfao. I mean, at least before he overblotted. He's more chill now, but the hot headedness never went away heuheu.

I love these boys <3

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[etheries1015]

We know Vil got trained in self-defense and so, and that he lifts (given by the dumbbells in his room). So imagine Leona challenges him to a fight, for whatever reason, and Vil manages to knock him to the ground. Leona lies there with a bloody nose, not knowing if he's impressed or if that's a new crush

Oh anon, we know why Vil won that fight. But I can imagine the look of shock on Leonas face when it happens. He underestimated Vils strength, simply because of his looks! He's honestly embarrassed about such a thing. Although I don't personally really have any ships I care to explore in Twisted Wonderland, I do see where the appeal would come from. Lion falls prey to someone he mistook for a rabbit... So now, when he's on the ground with his hands behind his back and getting reprimanded by Vil, he can't help but either be 1) Embarassed, 2) Incredibly impressed 3(Not a variable I would see, but one I shall throw in for those who do) ) Fall in love???

well this made me think about what if YUU did that to him. That I can get around (I mean, I am a fanfiction writer after all. hehe.) If it was you/Yuu to have him pinned to the ground, I can guarantee he has a bright flushed face. You think it's anger and pride at being taken down by an "herbivore," but in actuality... Leona has never felt more impressed.

Could be the start of a wonderful love story, methinks! Hehe.

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[etheries1015]

Yeah that part of Chapter 4 was the point where I ended up feeling nothing for the MC side of things. Like complete dissociation. completely detached myself, I'll just imagine my own story in my brain that sounds more epic and interesting I guess LOL

Yeaahhh I don't relate to the MC whatsover (Me being a rather conservative person) but whatever, I love the characters and the adult content they give us, although it would be cool if they....had a little more depth of personality and ability thrown in there... L.

but that's where the power of imagination comes from HAHAHA. yeah you're so real for that, detaching yourself. Sometimes I stare at the screen and start imagining how I WANT it to go...And being an avid fanfic writer, i'ma make up my own scenarios DOFIHLKJDF

#WHB #what in hell is bad #etheries rants💜✨

[etheries1015]

I've gotten at least 6 inbox anons thirsting for virgin Lilia within the last 15 hours and im actually elated y'all make my day horny lilia lovers unite

#etheries rants💜✨ #lilia vanrouge #lilia #twisted wonderland

[etheries1015]

Vil stans are actually insane I don't think I've ever seen so much overwhelmingly positive and exciting commentary on ANY of my fics more than my most recent Vil fic, I really should write for him more LMFAOOOO

ya'll are the type of people that make writing FUN!! and GRATIFYING!! sincerely I thank you from the deepest part of my writer's heart! DLKFJLSKDJ I rather have three measly excited comments on my fics than 300+ likes with zero comments, it makes me feel sooo much better about the content I let out. You have no idea.

#etheries rants💜✨ #twisted wonderland #fanfic writer

[etheries1015]

Sitting here getting ready for my first day of college classes thinking to myself...what would happen if I just like...y'know... on my way to class I just so happen get run over by a mysterious horse with a black carriage behind it and I wake up in a magical realm inside of a coffin or something y'know lol maybe the universe mixes up the type of "college" I go to or smth

delulu is the solulu

#twisted wonderland #twst #etheries rants💜✨

[etheries1015]

"I'm just so tired of being alone," you sob into your hands, body shaking with tears rushing like waterfalls down your eyes. A pair of warm arms wrap around you, kissing the top of your head.

"I understand," The voice rings in your ears, a comforting familiar voice causing you to bite down on your bottom lip and hold back choked sobs. "I'm here for you," their grip tightens.

Your crying broke loose and became louder as you continued to hug the warm blanket around your cold body, unable to control the sorrowful wails that left your raw throat. The voice faded and you knew you were alone.

Thus there you were, left in an empty room with nothing but your sobs and a pitiful imagination.

#etheries rants💜✨ #an excerpt from my personal journal. #I dont share my personal works much #but im having a particularly bad day.

[etheries1015]

I’m so glad someone else is talking about the horny ratio of whb because I feel like it’s so unbalanced. Cause when you look into the story of the game it’s so FUCKED like there’s war and canonical child torture and experimentation but that’s just like brushed aside so the demons can grope the MC? I feel like if they kept the horny to events/cards and h-scenes then it wouldn’t be so bad. Or if they just fully committed to making a horny game and didnt try to make a weird mix of horny and serious.

I was reading Satan and Mammons attacker cards and I kind of felt myself stare at my screen like:

and then:

The most random of times to start going at it...but I guess that's the beauty of the game so to speak...lmfaooo..whomp whomp. Anyways, yes I see where you're coming from. I like alot of the seriousness inside of the game but they do tend to brush around some of those topics and over shadow it with sexual inuendos.

I think pretty much all of Levis story cards and stuff are a prime example of that, he's had so much trauma and pain but when he's telling MC it's suddenly like. "Okay I just trauma dumped u now we should bang" BRUHH don't you want like...a moment to breath...? Maybe? Perhaps? smh.

All in all I do really like this game, but they do try a little toooo hard to run with the sex jokes and overshadowing the serious topics just to fullfill the explicit content. There is a time and place and maybe they should find ways to seperate it a little better...?

It is difficult to make a game that'll make everyone happy tho, so I guess i'm kinda a the point where it is what it is, i'll just enjoy whatever content I get lmfao

#whb #what in hell is bad #etheries rants💜✨ #What in “hell” is bad

[etheries1015]

Y'all won't believe me when I show/tell u the power I now hold in my hands

✨digital drawing✨

#etheries rants💜✨ #im still not very good at drawing #but maybe ill have some more confidence this time around

[etheries1015]

BOOK 7 SPOILERS BELOW

I finally decided to suck it up and catch up with twst book 7, I stopped after seeing Silver cry because I'm sCARED OF BEING SAD 😭😭 anyway here's a few reactions I had to it 😭

And hearing about the update coming soon-ish to ENG servers I really need to read up

Lilia pressuring Epel like the old man he is 😭😭 I love the moments that they remind us just how old Lilia actually is and how he sees most if not all the students as if they were his children/grand children, making sure they get the most out of the party and drink...its giving "What do you mean you're not hungry? Absolutely not. Here Is at least 5 servings of whatever dish I made to help u grow big and strong."

Okay I didn't take a screen shot of it but the entire section where Lilia looked kind of guilty with Ortho about exchanging addresses because you just KNOW he probably isn't gonna check in, presumably because he doesn't want anyone to get More attached to him seeing as he is nearing the end of his life span (crying shaking throwing up)

THIS. THIS. THIS INTERACTION HE HAD WITH US. I LOVE HIM. I AM SO SILLY FOR HIM. I totally forgot I changed my in-game name from my nickname to my REAL name and when he said my name I verbally yelled "WHAT THE HELL" before giggling and kicking my feet hehehehe I'm clinically insane for him

But the fact that he acknowledged us as Malleus friend probably means we've spent a lot of time at the dorms or around Lilia for him to see how our friendship and interactions with him work, and it melts my heart hehe. Being part of the diafam fr. But honestly bro back me up, I'm tired of being called a hench-human 😭💀

I wonder just how bad we must look with everyone noticing the strange shift??? Either we REALLY made a scene (tripping over, going pale) or the twst boys are just that attentive to us and I think that is the sweetest thing ever 😭😭 Ace and Deuce is so sweet for thinking of us and trying to get us out while also being polite to the people who kindly held the party. Despite not being there long, ace and deuce is willing to skip out on free food and drinks in order to make sure you're okay and I'm just 😭😭 ANGELS. I LOVE THEM.

But also the way Lilia worries for you is so sweet 😭💜 I should write a fic of sick reader and Lilia, or reader trying to tough it out because I know for a FACT Lilia would not let that slide! (Hypocrite 😐)

I ACTUALLY DROPPED MY JAW WHEN SEBEK SAID THIS SHIT. I WAS. WHAT. WHAT THE HELL LMFAOOOOO 😭 thats fucking insane bro I actually found myself chastising him thru the phone, I would NOT let that discrimination against humans bullshit pass fr 😭 slap him right upside the head and give him a stern talking to. I like seeing Lilia get frustrated, he's so cute and UGH. Although it went in one ear out the other, Seeing Lilia mad is so hot if I'm being real with y'all rn BUAHAHA.

I didnt screen shot this either (and I can't fit anymore photos on this post smh) but Silvers nose being red and obvious he was crying but Lilia confused. DudE OF COURSE he was crying!!! You're his dad!! You raised him since he was a baby, he's just now going into adulthood and doing that WITHOUT HIS DAD who is going to a far away land! Sure, traveling is a thing , but honestly nothing beats having that support just a moments away. Silver is literally the sweetest and wants to support his dad , but who's going to support him????!?! Lilia is putting him in a position where Silver feels the need to be strong and hide his tears for Lilias sake, but of course this is hard on him, its so sudden, too! Being so close to your parent and next thing you know mere days later they are stripped away from your arms?!

I just want to give them all hugs. Lilia obviously has some issues and misconstrued ideas of love (a million people have made posts and comments on this, so I will not repeat it) and I just. Need them to all sit around and be their mediator while we go thru their emotional states.

Ugh. I was in my twst burnout stage and still low key am, but fuck does it spark so much passion in you 😭😭

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[etheries1015]

Hear me out. So lilia vanrouge and fae reader angst in nrc together. And I bet you're thinking "how can this be angst? The war has stopped, they're both faes??" Reader never loved him. It was all for a mission where reader had to take him down and at his most vulnerable moment where they might be cuddling or something where reader injects poison in him. And reader does this because he killed the human who raised reader

My friend, you may be able to convince others of this idea of yours, but it shall not be me DLKFJSLDKJF I am actually clinically insane and in love with that man that the idea of killing him is a no for me

BUT I can imagine killing him initially being readers intent by getting close to him...only to actually fall in love with him, THAT I can get behind, but actually going thru with it? nah I love him too much I'd rather inject myself with poison

But I shall share this to all of those out there on my feed who does in fact enjoy this vision, because the idea is great, but boy oh boy am I too silly for that old man to do such a thing

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst headcannons #twisted wonderland headcannons #Lilia vanrouge #etheries rants💜✨

[etheries1015]

I love hearing people ramble over things or characters they love Mind rambling over Lilia a bit?

Hmmm I feel like everyone here already knows how much I love that man HAHAHA

I used to actually not like Lilia AT ALL. I thought he was classic "cutesy anime boy" that I rolled my eyes at. But after I learned he was a fae and actually an old soul just PRETENDING to be like that? Ohhh boy I did an ENTIRE 180. And when we first saw him during book 2 when he was chastising Leona? Oh brother I was GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET it made me laugh so hard when they described him as "boy with a deep voice" (in eng at least ) HAHAHA. But I thought it was seriously so attractive.

It also makes me so so sad that he feels the need to hide his weaknesses from the people who love him, Lilia deserves so much love and affection and I want to FIX. HIM. Kiss him on the forehead, hug hum tightly and tell him its all okay.

I bet he has a lot of scars he tries to hide too from war or covers with magic. Ugh. I wanna kiss them and trail them with my fingers...ughhhdhfjehfj. Im so sad he isn't real bc he has so much lore and I would give anything to sit in his bed and listen to him rant about his entire life and his stories.

I'm also sometimes curious about his love life and sexual life during the war or his younger days...part of me wants to headcannon younger Lilia was lowkey a whore hehehduehreueuue... Naughty fae

I have so much love for Lilia idk if I wanna BE him or be WITH him or both simultaneously. Grrrrr WOOF WOOF BARK BARK there's probably a hundred more things I could say about him but my brain is rapidly loosing brain cells, its best to learn my thoughts just by reading the copius amount of fics I write for him 😭

Me when Lilia pops up on my screen :

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