could you maybe make ezekiel/zeeke headcannons?
Of course! Sorry this took a while! Enjoy!💕
EZEKIEL HEADCANONS
Ezekiel has a really high spice tolerance, but refuses to discover it.
You actually put spices in his food and he doesn’t realise it’s “spicy”.
He can write very well in cursive but refuses to do so.
While we’re on the topic of writing, Ezekiel is ambidextrous, meaning he can write perfectly with both left and right hand.
Has owned many pet parrots, hamsters, fish and gave them all the same name.
He loves all kinds of music, yet cannot categorise the songs he listens to into their correct genres.
It does form some explanation as to how he’s a polyglot despite never leaving the country and interacting with other diverse cultures.
Puts the milk in before the cereal.
He grew up playing on a DS. Currently, he still doesn’t own a phone.
A decent cook, but he restricts himself from developing them under his dad’s teachings that the skill was womanly.
Regardless, he still does help his mom around with food catering, and did a lot more when he was younger. Sandwiches, salads, Saskatoon berry pie, he done them all.
Strangely, Ezekiel tends to get sick quite often, but it’s nothing fatal: just the common things, flu, fever, cold.
Ensure you always have a packet of tissues whenever you’re with him, and it’ll be alright.
A bit of a trendhopper, but who can blame him? This is coming from a sheltered boy who’s only trying to fit in.
His favourite colour is pale pink, but he’s been forcing himself to favortise blue instead. I wonder why.
Just because Ezekiel has been homeschooled his whole life, it doesn’t mean he didn’t have friends on the farm growing up- they’d all go out to draw on the roads with chalk, play marbles, tag, and climb trees. Though, he’d end up friendless for quite a large chunk of his later childhood as these friends either attended nearby schools and gravitated away into newfound friend groups or moved away to attend better ones.
He also loves snakes and spiders, but his mother is terrified of them, so whenever she begs him to take either one found in the house, he’d do it, but not necessarily throw them outside.
An animal friend was better than no friend.
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wait imagine this
sometime between island and s2 ep27 of action, (probably on his time at playa de losers), ezekiel gets his grubby little farmer boy hands on the internet.
specifically, youtube.
now this motherfucker is absolutely mindblown because "oh wow! people post stuff here and people watch it!!!"
long story short, he makes a youtube channel.
and calls it therealEzekielMiller
(i swear this isn't an advertisement [as far as i know] the channel doesn't exsit)
so. it doesn't do too well. my guy has like the shittest camera quality and doesn't even know how to change his pfp.
also, all his titles sound like clickbait. like imagine seeing this title as your scrolling.
(REAL) SNEAK PEAKS AT PLAYA DE LOSERS!!! (Courtney freakout!?!?) 😨😨😨
yeah...
however, no matter how grainy and pixelated the footage is, it soon becomes important.
because that's some of the last footage of him.
we all know what happened to zeke in world tour. and if you for some reason don't, please don't look it up if you haven't seen it yet. watch the show. (now ill admit that's advertising).
so, ezekiel's feral, he goes missing, and this youtube channel is throughly investigated to try and find any potentially helpful footage.
the most they found was courtney freaking out. and izzy taking the camera like 5 times. pretty much everything else was about this "brilliant invention" called harmonica rap.
but anyway, a bit after RR, they finally find ezekiel.
and he immediately gets sent to a hospital because HOLY SHIT IS HE GREEN???
the doctors conclude that zeke should eventually be able to return to (almost) completely sanity. so, while he goes through this longggg healing process, the media hears his story.
and that old youtube channel? yeah it EXPLODED
and what does ezekiel do with this new found fanbase?
he gets scared and avoids the internet.
i mean can you blame him??? he went from having NO FANS to HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS, and the only memories he has are blurry ones where he's green and growling at people.
but he couldn't avoid it forever.
and for the first time in over 7 years, ezekiel posts another video.
and it BLOWS UP
THE WHOLE CHANNEL DOES
but deep down our boy ezekiel is still a sheltered farm boy. he had to google how to change his youtube pfp.
so just imagine this scrawy, slightly green, teenager/early adult in front of a camera, rambling nonsense and throwing "yo" or "eh" into pretty much every sentence.
just IMAGINE THAT
"get ready with me to get a rabies shot"
"guys what does lol mean?"
"storytime: i went feral in a cargo hold"
"reading my old rap songs"
"riding a horse after 7 years"
"what does gay mean?"
"get ready with me to see my ma and pa again"
anyway yeah in conclusion give farm boy internet access.
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planning on possibly doing a tda rewrite
I’m planning on doing a tda rewrite except these 5 are competing
So I drew some silly drawings for this rewrite idea
kava 🥰
Zeke’s reaction to not being eliminated first
She’s so tired of him
“Oh my gosh, you live on a farm?!? Oooo do you have horses. Could I ride one?”
Zeke x Justin?
Zeke and Cody talking about their crushes
their crushes:
I love the Justin Noah rivalry ✨
The epic final 2 we deserved
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