Icarus: We should be partners.
Ven: You mean like, partners in crime?
Icarus: Yeah… that’s precisely what I meant.
Ven: I feel like doing something stupid.
Icarus: I’m stupid, do me.
*ariving to a meeting*
Icarus: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.
Ven: Hi, I’m ‘things’.
Icarus: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.
Ven: Bro, relax it was just a dream.
Icarus: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.
Ven: You wouldn’t?
Icarus: I mean, unless you want to-
Ari : Stop doing that.
Momboo: Stop doing what?
Ari : Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.
Ari : I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Momboo: Aren't you forgetting something?
Ari : Uuh…hesitantly kisses Momboo's forehead before running out.
Momboo: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
Ari : When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this…
Momboo: pulls out card from deck Now, was this your card?
Ari : Holy moly-
Ari : I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness—
Momboo: Hi.
Ari : melts down in a flustered heap of softness
Momboo: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Ari : Peonies, why?
Momboo:
Ari : Were you going to get me flowers?
Momboo:
Ari :
Momboo: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
Ari : Stay foxy.
Momboo: Die lonely.
Momboo: Ari , I…
Momboo: I love you!
Ari : Not my problem.
Ulysses: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
Ven : Oh. We're going out?
Ulysses: Wh…
Ven : Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Ulysses: …Have you never taken a shower before?
Ven : Know why I called you in here?
Ulysses: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.
Ven : Stops pouring two glasses of wine. Accidentally?
Ulysses: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Ven : Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?
Ulysses: Seize the dick.
Aax: Caspian, I have a great idea.
Caspian: Let’s hear it.
Aax: We trick Fenris and Rae to go out on a date together.
Caspian: YES!
Caspian: And hey, if that doesn’t work out, maybe you and me could go out, get some drinks—
Aax, hitting them with a book: THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU.
Aax: You got a date yet Centross?
Centross: No…
Aax: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!
Rae: Did it hurt when you fell-
Centross: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Rae: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Centross: …
Rae: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
Centross: Fenris , you'll be working with Aax and Rae.
Caspian: Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone else: blank stares
the way Icarus stuters when Rae asks if they want a hug.
the way they dont know what to respond, because yes they want a hug. they do, they are touch starved, so so much. but they never got a hug from Fable.
he never offered them a hug. not once. the last time they got hugged was in months. and it was from Centross.
Fable never offered them a hug because he does not give away free affection. from him, you have to earn it.
Thinking about how Icarus is of the belief that they were never a good brother. That because they always fought, they always hurt the people they love, why should they try to be anything different?
Thinking about how as of today (March 26) we have two different people- Len and Isla- saying that that is a lie. That Rae and Icarus were actually good siblings. That Icarus was a good person when Fable wasn’t there and manipulating them.
Icarus is such a tragic character right now I am having so many thoughts