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#feverwake incorrect quotes
minecraft-frog · 3 years
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Ames: one of the barista's at the cafe I went to wrote my name really cool on my cup
Dara: is she cute?
Ames: she was way older than me so
Dara: pity
Ames: im not allowed to have a Wattpad cafe story
Dara: tragic, you deserve one
Ames: we all deserve one. Actually, you got an enemies to lovers, Dara, so you don't need one.
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etoiles-dara · 3 years
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noam : i dropped out of school in 8th grade to sell soup to support my father
taye : that means you don’t know the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of witching school football
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incorrecttfkquotes · 4 years
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Dara: Sometimes, I don’t even realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
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minecraft-frog · 3 years
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on a group chat
Ames: Dara. Can u pick me up?
Dara: no
Ames: I’m at bethany’s. she has an excellent selection of liqueur. Actually Bethany u here?
Bethany: yeah sorry just had to throw my cat out the window
Dara: that’s concerning. don’t you have an exam tomorrow?
Ames: ANYWAY as I was saying
Ames: I might be sleep deprived but you know what? That gives me no excuse to be dehydrated.
Ames: so what am I doing? Sitting in a chair being hydrated as fuck.
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incorrecttfkquotes · 5 years
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Noam: I wonder why I keep getting arrested.
Ames: I don't know, maybe because you keep doing illegal things?
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incorrecttfkquotes · 5 years
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Dara Shirazi: since it’s impossible to know which part of my life is the middle, i’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.
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incorrecttfkquotes · 5 years
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Lehrer: I am a very bad person. I am a very very bad person. I’m horrible
Noam:
Dara:
Ames:
Bethany:
Taye:
Lehrer: “No you’re not Lehrer, we still love you Lehrer”
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incorrecttfkquotes · 5 years
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Noam: Why are you looking at me through a fork?
Dara: I’m pretending that you’re in jail.
Noam: Why?
Dara: It’s spiritually healing.
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incorrecttfkquotes · 5 years
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Dara: I’m 50% murder, 80% charm and 70% a natural mastermind 
Lehrer: that’s 200% 
Dara: i'm twice the man you’ll ever be
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incorrecttfkquotes · 5 years
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Dara: I don’t care about Noam
Also Dara: 
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incorrecttfkquotes · 5 years
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Dara: Is it definitely too early for a mojito?
Ames: Dara, it’s half past ten in the morning!
Ames: *grabs coat* Course not, come on 
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incorrecttfkquotes · 5 years
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Ames to Noam: Who is the big spoon?
Noam: I am a knife
Dara, walking into the room: he’s the little spoon
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incorrecttfkquotes · 5 years
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Lehrer: People always ask me, is your name pronounced LEHrer or LehRER
Lehrer: I always say the same thing to them 
Lehrer: How dare you speak to me.
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incorrecttfkquotes · 5 years
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Dara: every day i ask myself "would Lehrer do that?" and if the answer is yes, i do not do that thing
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incorrecttfkquotes · 5 years
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Dara: okay 
Lehrer: okay, Sir
Dara: there's no need to call me Sir, Lehrer 
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incorrecttfkquotes · 5 years
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Noam: ( ง ಠ益ಠ)ง⁼³₌₃ Dara: *walks into the room* Noam: ♡✧。 \(⋈◍♡∀♡◍)/ 。✧♡
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