Ronan: Nice wig, Kaya. What's it made of?
Kaya: yOUR MOM'S CHEST HAIR
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aftg characters reacting to sk8 because it ends today
!! THIS WILL HAVE SK8 SPOILERS !!
*Andrew reacting to the first Adam vs Langa match* Andrew: what the fuck Neil: what’s wrong?? Andrew: I’m going to kill Adam *suddenly has a knife in his hand* Neil: ‘Drew- he’s fictional- put the knife away Andrew: *points the knife at the tv* does it look like I care???
*Nicky just reacting to sk8 in general* Nicky: OH MY GOD Nicky: THIS BETTER NOT BE FUCKING QUEER-BAIT LOOK AT THESE CUTE BABES ERIK THEYRE MADE FOR EACH-OTHER Erik: don’t get too excited babe.. *after episode 12* Nicky: I FUCKING HATE THIS SHOW Erik: ... I told you not to get too excited
*renee, dan and allison reacting to ep 6+7* Dan: the way Reki clings to Langa reminds me of Nicky and Erik Allison: hmm yeah I can see it Renee: this episode is too happy.. something bad is going to happen Allison: okay I’m an official Cherry kinnie- Renee- it’s probably only an happy anime. *after the palm trees in ep 7* Dan: RENEE THIS IS YOUR FAULT YOU JINXED IT Renee: it’s common sense that when something good happens, it gets worse the next day. But let’s burn some palm trees down cause what the fuck. Allison: I already got my car keys.
*Neil and Matt reacting to Adam slapping Cherry with his skateboard* Matt: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM?? CHERRY BETTER BE OKAY OR I’LL BE STARTING A FUCKING RIOT Neil: you know- my dad did that to me once- but like- just with some wood- I had a concussion after that. Its fine though, it’s not the worst he did- that reminds me of when Andrew hit me with an exy racket the first time we met- that wasn’t as bad tho- I just couldn’t breathe for a few seconds- Matt: Neil.. buddy... what the fuck?
*Kevin and Aaron reacting to sk8* Kevin: this is not exy Aaron: no ofcourse not, it’s skateboarding??? Kevin: I thought we were going to watch an exy m- did he just fly????? Aaron: he used a snowboarding tactic- Kevin: we could use lacrosse and football tactics for exy matches- Aaron: *turns the tv off* I’m done
*jeremy and jean reacting to sk8 ep 11* Jeremy: REKI- OH MY GOD- OH MY GOD HES GOING TO DIE ADAM IS GOING TO KILL HIM HES GOING TO THROW HIM OFF THE CLIFF JEAN OH MY GOD Jean: Jeremy.. calm down.. he’s fine.. see? He did an amazing thing.. you can look now Jeremy: oh.. okay.. okay.. we’re fine.. he’s fine... OH MY GOD JEAN HES GOING TO DO THE SWING THING AGAIN HES ATTEMPTING TO MURDER REKI AGAIN Jean: *pulls Jeremy in a hug* he’s fine, see? Reki is smart enough.. and look.. Adam fell.. Cherry is laughing.. everything is going ama- WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN REKI DOESNT WIN THE MATCH?? Jeremy: SEE?? SEE??? NOW LANGA HAS TO SKATE ADAM AGAIN. WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE.
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Sorcha: Bitch!
Kirk: Watch your fucking language!
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Noam: Dara gave me a get better soon card.
Bethany: That’s sweet.
Noam: I wasn’t sick, he just thought I could do better.
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Dara: Sometimes, I don’t even realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
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Laurent: Uh, quick question. If I make fun of James, does that count as making fun of you?
Sorcha: Yes.
Laurent: Okay. Can I make fun of *you*?
Melanie: I’d rather you didn’t.
Laurent: Well, I have to remove myself from this situation
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Dara: due to personal reasons, I will be disappearing under mysterious circumstances
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Dara: Be the reason that you’re haunted. Go someplace forbidden. Read something in an ancient language. Straight up fuck a demon.
Bethany: please do not do any of those things.
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Noam: I wonder why I keep getting arrested.
Ames: I don't know, maybe because you keep doing illegal things?
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Dara: Sorry I’m late, I was…*smirks* doing things
Noam: *comes in out of breath*
Noam: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS
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Dara Shirazi: since it’s impossible to know which part of my life is the middle, i’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.
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Lehrer: I am a very bad person. I am a very very bad person. I’m horrible
Noam:
Dara:
Ames:
Bethany:
Taye:
Lehrer: “No you’re not Lehrer, we still love you Lehrer”
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Noam: Why are you looking at me through a fork?
Dara: I’m pretending that you’re in jail.
Noam: Why?
Dara: It’s spiritually healing.
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*playing monopoly*
Dara: I will destroy everything you love!
Noam: What if I love you?
Dara: Jokes on you, I've been self destructive my entire life
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