#floyd and jade are the worst wingmen ever

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azul stronger than me bc if the tweels trapped me on a boat with my crush and started blasting the soppiest song known to man id seriously jump off

#twst #twisted wonderland #azul ashengrotto #jamil viper #jade leech #floyd leech #jamiazu #azujami #jamil x azul #azul x jamil #heartscribbles #floyd and jade are the worst wingmen ever #because 1) floyds concept of wingmanning romance is ''just smash their faces together and they'll figure it out'' #2) jade's concept of wingmanning romance is ''put them in Situations they hate. it's always amusing to watch regardless of if it works'' #and 3) both of them take great pleasure in being the least helpful people you have ever met