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#for the record i loved 3h i just hate how 3h fans talk about the rest of the series lol show your elders (me) some respect
gumioe · 1 year
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new fe players who started with 3h be like "HOW am I supposed to care about characters without 5000+ lines of dialogue about how mentally ill they are and a year by year breakdown of their entire life from birth till the story starts and 38hrs of seeing them age and go through formative experiences this is OUTRAGEOUS" meanwhile fe boomers be like "this is my scrimblo McRedKnight from the japan-exclusive 1998 game Tales of the Honky Tonky War he has three (3) lines one of which you'll only see with his literal last breath and he's my favorite character ever because one time he dodge-tanked 12 enemies in a row on enemy phase and procced a 17% crit chance on the chapter boss and gained str spd and def on level up"
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iraniq · 5 years
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Anonymos wrote:
I know this is safe space that share that kind of stuff. And no one is gonna sue me, or threaten me, or anything. Also I feared my pal was gonna be in trouble... So I share it rather later... So here I go!
Let's call me A, I am a human girl, obviously, no other species is so dumb... Anyway, I am... Oh god, there is no turning back I guess... I am dating a Titan, kinda... Sorta.
As far as you know, there are like almost 20 Titans, and ancient beings who ruled the planet before life as we know it. They are in slumber and we aren't allowed to bother them. But some people, and not only people, go to peak... So I went to peak too. We were at a group excursion to the Cold Lands. I knew the location and went to see.
As I expected it was beyond beautiful! A huge 3 headed dragon like creature. It was indescribable! He was frozen in there. I climbed all the stairs up, that almost gave me a heart attack. My fat ass isn't made for this. So I got to the level of his eyes and the feeling inside me made me touch the ice. Then he opened his eye. I screamed and ran away. Twisted an ankle and rolled several steps down.
I know awaking a Titan is punishing by law, because of the natural order and everything.
Back to the group I said some mutant kids scared me, which isn't a new thing. Mutants hate humans in their guts. /if a mutant is reading this, don't get offended or dramatic, it's true, one of you chased me several blogs to scare me, so I didn't exactly lied/.
Anyway....
When I got home I went and stayed with my patents for a while. Obviously of fear. When I finally returned to the city I live in, turns out there was a new person in the neighborhood. The chatty girl from the supermarket informed me. A lovely skinny boy with long hair and amazing amber eyes.
Several days later I met him in the library, he was reading about Titans. "wow, a pretty boy interested in the same stuff like me, it must be a sign". Later energetics growth population is a huge subject /nothing personal guys, big fan here, also I bet you wanna break of all this too/.
We spoke, he looked inexperienced in body moving, so I thought he was on of the many creatures that live on cycles. We spoke the whole day. Then he walked me home. Completely innocently. Next day we went for ice-cream. Then for cake, picnic....
First time I kissed him he had no idea what I did. He was talking ancient titan history and long forgotten plants that must be brought back to clear the air and everything. Then I kissed him. He wasn't good at physical contact, was unknown for him. Was still a little uncomfortable when I hug him. Rarely allowed me to hold his hand. Was waving them both when speaking. So when I kissed him, he just proceed talking, thinking I did a normal thing. Then he suddenly stopped and asked why I am sad. I teared up. He was so beautiful and smart, what was he doing with me anyway. I shared this with himm, explained what a kiss is. Then he held my hand and said he traveled a lot to find me. Said I got his attention from all people putting their hands on the ice. Said I was in a way special. He felt something when I put my hand there. So he in a way woke up, and inhabited a human so he can find me.
I swear at this moment my heart was gonna explode. I wasn't even breathing. I knew what he was talking about. I got up and tried to run, but fainted.
When I woke up I was at his place. Like the house in the neighborhood. He was giving a lessons in the museum, so he could afford himself a nice place.
He explained he wasn't exactly awake, more like the half asleep state where you look for water to drink in the middle of the night. He asked me not to run away again, because he wasn't here to hurt me or anyone else. Possessing a human's body wasn't allowed to them. Yes, we are low level existence /yes, not only humans, all are low level existence compared to Titans/. He said he did this to find me, talk to me. Know me better. I was shocked, as everyone else would. For a while I avoided him. This grudge, of the lie, mixed mostly with pure primal fear, lasted exactly 2 days and half. Wednesday night I went to see him. We spoke, ate, watched a movie... Had sex. Yes, I had sex with the human body that was possessed by the mind of an ancient being. I realize how crazy it is, and yes, you are all invited to my aslym welcoming party. In the Cold Lands where he actually was, was reported an electricity problem. Obviously there was a power overload. They didn't said anything about the huge massive Titan sleeping there, sort of. But his real body was there, and I had sex with... A puppet, but I am sure it had effect.... You know.
This all happened and lasted for almost 3 years. The last 7 years he isn't here. I woke up one morning and there was a cold dead body next to me. I freaked. Tried to wake him. Then googled about him. Nothing. I got me a ticket, before they stopped the traffic there. Sometimes Titans were in this half awake state and all civilizations were moved away. In fear of waking them or enraging them.
I arrived. There were several law enforcement cars, I easily passed by. I went in the cave... guess what... He wasn't there... I found him in the hot water nearby.
For the record, he is having 3 heads and huuuuge wings. Nothing as big as you can even imagine.
Fun fact: all the 3 heads did not share common mind. And only one liked me - the middle one. The other 2 used the mind thing he did to awake themselves. They weren't exactly pleased to see me. One was bitten, the other was slapped away, and they returned to the boiling hot well.
My... Boyfriend, if I may say this, came to say 'hi'. The iris of his eye was bigger than me... This was ridiculous. I don't even know what was onto me back then.
He gently breathed onto me, it was like a wind, almost blowing me away. I awkwardly laughed. We couldn't speak. He wanted to touch me, but feared not to hurt me. So he decided to poke me with his tongue. It was split in 2 like snake. I am not gonna lie - a huge dragon, with the most beautiful amber eyes, carefully touching me with his tongue it's a huge turn on! I shaked this thought away. He then changed his mind, or realized what this did to me and just put his head on the ground and I sat there, next to him.
It was warm and sunny and I was exhausted, so I fell asleep. I was awoken by sirens and helicopters. Turns out the Titan King came to fight him. Thinking he was awoken with bad intentions. As he was a little mischievous. After they fought. The King stopped and they sorted things out. I swore the Titan king looked at my direction before leaving. After this the dragon was forcely frozen, since the other 2 wanted to wreak havoc.
Since then I am the only one allowed to be there. On the other side of the Frozen Mountain there was a wasteland island, I was given a task to turn into a green one. If I may say I do quite well. I have solar panels and everything. Every full moon I visit my boyfriend and talk to him. He is allowed only one eye open. He must keep the other 2 heads asleep.
I won't lie, I take pleasure in our meetings... Yes I have a monster fetish if you missed it somewhere in my story...
I tell you this, because last night there was an official report, 2 other Titans are awake, with killing thoughts. The King is nowhere to be found. I, after posting this all will go to awake my boyfriend and ask him to help us.
If you see the huge 3 headed dragon from everyone's nightmares, dont bother him, or attack him, he is here to help. In the worst case, he will refuse and I will stay there with him. Either to safety, or to my death.
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> dragonhunter: the perfect specimen to kill!
> lilttle fairy: "dragonhunter: the perfect specimen to kill!" - dude, you insane, we talk about a Titan, not some big shining in the dark dragon!
> GManKung: "lilttle fairy: dude, you insane, we talk about a Titan, not some big shining in the dark dragon!" - I pee on your wings! Long live the King!
> user25614390; Hello creatures! Did you all miss the fact homo sapiens banged a Titan. This species is insane!
> unknown5: "user25614390; Hello creatures! Did you all miss the fact homo sapiens banged a Titan. This species is insane!" - I bet that's a mutant!
> peaky: "unknown5: "user25614390; Hello creatures! Did you all miss the fact homo sapiens banged a Titan. This species is insane!" - I bet that's a mutant!" - does it matter? No hate in here, remember!
> unknown5: peaky: "unknown5: "user25614390; Hello creatures! Did you all miss the fact homo sapiens banged a Titan. This species is insane!" - I bet that's a mutant!" - does it matter? No hate in here, remember!" - where did you saw hate?
> user25614390: "unknown5: "user25614390; Hello creatures! Did you all miss the fact homo sapiens banged a Titan. This species is insane!" - I bet that's a mutant!" - she banged a Titan!
> unknown5: "user25614390: "unknown5: "user25614390; Hello creatures! Did you all miss the fact homo sapiens banged a Titan. This species is insane!" - I bet that's a mutant!" - she banged a Titan!" - jealous much! Maybe no one wants to bang you!
> SimplyMe: OMG... LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!
> FOOD_FOR_BRAINS: "SimplyMe: OMG... LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!" SAAAAME!
> WolfGirl7: Did someone checked the news? What is happening?
> FOOD_FOR_BRAINS: "WolfGirl7: Did someone checked the news?" - nothing! There was a Titan awakening, but nothing more...
> WolfGirl7: "FOOD_FOR_BRAINS: "WolfGirl7: Did someone checked the news?" - nothing! There was a Titan awakening, but nothing more..." - Do you think she is ok?
> FOOD_FOR_BRAINS: "WolfGirl7: "FOOD_FOR_BRAINS: "WolfGirl7: Did someone checked the news?" - nothing! There was a Titan awakening, but nothing more..." - Do you think she is ok?" - hope so.
> Ava: I will appreciate if you stop proclaiming human - mutant hate. All species have their idiots.
> SimplyMe: @Ava yes, but point me a mutant species with the balls/pair of ovaries who did this! LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!
> user25614390: she banged Titan!
> unknown5: "user25614390: she banged Titan!" - SHUT THE FUCK up! What's your problem, ha? A human is trying to help, it's rare enough, if you don't like it, don't read it, go to fap somewhere!!!
> FOOD_FOR_BRAINS: "unknown5: "user25614390: she banged Titan!" - shut the Fuck up! What's your problem, ha? A human is trying to help, it's rare enough, if you don't like it, don't read it, go to fap somewhere!!!" - standing applause my friend.
> SimplyMef @FOOD_FOR_BRAINS I am with you!
> Ava: As a human representative u agree as well!
> NoNamme: did she just described Ghidorah? You know that's outer space ancient predator. That was really awaken several years ago. It was THE ULTIMATE POWER! Do you even history? He didn't killed the world because of her... Why 'anonymous' girl? If this is true, you must be Queen, no Goddess of this world.
> BiteMe: " NoNamme: did she just described Ghidorah? You know that's outer space ancient predator. That was really awaken several years ago. It was THE ULTIMATE POWER! Do you even history? He didn't killed the world because of her... Why 'anonymous' girl? If this is true, you must be Queen, no Goddess of this world." - Dude no... If Ghidorah was to be awaken it was gonna be the end of the world. Nothing to stop it's need for destruction. Not to mention a homo sapiens with vagina.
> Lorrres: "BiteMe: " NoNamme: did she just described Ghidorah? You know that's outer space ancient predator. That was really awaken several years ago. It was THE ULTIMATE POWER! Do you even history? He didn't killed the world because of her... Why 'anonymous' girl? If this is true, you must be Queen, no Goddess of this world." - Dude no... If Ghidorah was to be awaken it was gonna be the end of the world. Nothing to stop it's need for destruction. Not to mention a homo sapiens with vagina." - true! I have 2 of these, and even this didn't stopped my one duck boyfriend from cheating on me. I think it's fake. Titans are in this half asleep state for several days once in several years. Check the official website. Nothing about awakening. Fake news.
> KiilKo: that's ridiculous! If it's really Ghidorah the whole planet was gonna be alerted. He is a killing monster! @BiteMe true!
> KiilKo: @Lorrres sorry to hear this, but also true! exatctly a home sapiens... Hard to believe, if it was a Nymph, siren or a fairy maby.
> user63490024: IT'S ALL CONSPIRACY GUYS! OF COURSE THEY WON'T SAY GHIDORAH IS AWAKE! THIS WILL CAUSE MASS PANIC. I went to the Cold Lands several years ago. It was all shut close, 'no reason' they said. But it was Ghidorah I know!!!!
> Call.Me.Kcalyu: "Lorrres: "> BiteMe; " NoNamme: did she just described Ghidorah? You know that's outer space ancient predator. That was really awaken several years ago. It was THE ULTIMATE POWER! Do you even history? He didn't killed the world because of her... Why 'anonymous' girl? If this is true, you must be Queen, no Goddess of this world." - Dude no... If Ghidorah was to be awaken it was gonna be the end of the world. Nothing to stop it's need for destruction. Not to mention a homo sapiens with vagina." - true! I have 2 of these, and even this didn't stopped my one duck boyfriend from cheating on me. I think it's fake. Titans are in this half asleep state for several days once in several years. Check the official website. Nothing about awakening. Fake news." - I vote on this. Probably some perverted mind that wanted a new sex slave. Or a dragon who can do mind control, because there are several species who do this... Poor girl. Really believed she banged a Titan.... @user25614390 where you go? To look for Titans to bang xD. Everyone in this website are on drugs!
> WolfGirl7: don't underestimate the power of love. Species doesn't matter there!
> FOOD_FOR_BRAINS: "WolfGirl7: don't underestimate the power of love. Species doesn't matter there!" - YES!
> SimplyM: @WolfGirl7 !!!!!
> Ava: Always with you, Lara!
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