#fuckin told you aparajita

[shinypenguinpizza]

What the fuck is up, Kyle? No, what did you say? What the fuck, dude? Step the fuck up, Kyle!"

"Road work ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does."

"Lipstick? In my Valentino white bag?!"

"Country boy, I love you... bleh."

"Ms. Keisha? Ms. Keisha? Oh my fuckin' god, she fuckin' dead."

"I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me."

"Oh my god, they were roommates."

"Next time you put your fuckin' hands on me, imma fuckin' rip your face off, bitch."

"What up, I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fucking learned how to read."

"Hi, welcome to Chili's."

"It's Wednesday, my dudes."

"Look at all those chickens."

"I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."

"Wtf, is this allowed? Wtf, is that allowed?!"

"This is your space, this is your area, she can't do that to you."

"Adam!"

"Wow!"

"Fuck ya chicken strips."

"That was legitness."

"Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick."

"I am shooketh."

"Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they're not gay."

"I wanna be a cowboy, baby."

"A potato flew around my room before you came."

"AHH! Stahhp. I coulda dropped mah croissant."

"This bitch empty. Yeet!"

"What's better than this? Guys bein dudes."

"What are those?!?!"

"A mug shot? I don't even drink coffee."

"Chipotle is my life."

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