there are people who like farting after eating, but personally, farting WHILE eating will always be one of my absolute favorite tropes. like scarfing down chips and pausing to let a loud, juicy, chair-shaking fart rip??? perfection.
that one time I got super gassy at an amusement park
so this is an old story of mine but I figured I’ll share bc it’s my most embarrassing story.
a long time ago, I was at this amusement park with my family. we had gotten this pass to eat food at every little stand in the park. that meant a lotttttt of food for this belly. you just know I sampled everything I could. I remember wearing these tight blue jeans and a tank top. and boy was the food amazing. I was fine for most of the day. But as the day got later I felt my belly start grumbling. Here’s the thing, I’m incredible shy about farting in public. I’ll hold it in to the point of stomach cramps and grumbling that’s very audible. That’s exactly what happened. I was crop dusting with every step I took. It felt like the gas in my belly just never went away. eventually I got in line for a ride with my cousin. As we would walk I just said fuck it. I started letting it rippppp… I was letting these farts go one after the other with no hesitation. those fuckers poured out of my ass. it was rancid and smelled awful. there was no denying it was me. luckily they were silent (mostly). My cousin didn’t say anything and just let me rip away. I just kept farting until the pressure in my stomach finally was lessening. Luckily we were at the end of the line. That was until I heard a voice yell “OH MY GOD ITS HER FARTING!” and this kid a couple years younger than me yelled while pointing at me to his friends. I got so so red in the face and I just couldn’t help but…
Continue farting duh. My tummy hurt they shouldn’t have walked into my fart bubble 😒 but yeah I was so embarrassed. I had never been called out like that before and I couldn’t even deny it. My farts were god awful they were gag worthy but I couldn’t help it.