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thelordhunkyhair · 4 months

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*   Sophie: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.  Everyone:   keefe: ...I did. I broke it.   sophie: No. No you didn't. Fitz?   Fitz: Don't look at me. Look at Dex.   Dex: What?! I didn't break it.  Fitz: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?  Dex: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.  Fitz: Suspicious.  Dex: No, it's not!  Tam: If it matters, probably not, but F was the last one to use it.  Biana: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!  Tam: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?  Biana: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, tam!  Keefe: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, sohpie.  Sophie: No! Who broke it!?  Everyone:  tam: sophie... fitz's been awfully quiet.  Fitz: rEALLY?!  *Everyone starts arguing*  sophie, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.  Sophie: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.  Sophie:  sophie: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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thelordhunkyhair · 5 months

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Biana: Hewwo.  Linh: Hihiiiiii!  Sophie: Greetings, elves.  Fitz: Three kinds of people.  Dex: I want pudding.  Biana: Four kinds of people.  Keefe: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?  Fitz: Five kinds of people.

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thelordhunkyhair · 2 months

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Sophie: Milk or cereal first?There is only one right answer

Dex: Cereal

Fitz: But milk-

Dex: No

Keefe: Guys, guys the only way to eat it is with cereal in the bowl and milk in a seperate cup

Sophie: Holy-

#let’s be honest #Fitz does milk first #kotlc #kotlc fandom #incorrect kotlc quotes #kotlc sophie #give dex more page time and pudding #dex kotlc #kotlc dex #dex dizznee #dexter #sophie sencen #fitzphie 🤮#go to hell fitzphie

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