did some gardening a couple days ago and i cannot express how much i recommend shoving your hands in dirt to calm the brain gremlins
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My reasonable brain: You're gonna enjoy this hard candy for as long as you can by just suckling gently
Me: ok
My trash goblin brain: CRUNCH THE SWEET CIRCLE! IF YOU DO NOT CRUSH IT WITH YOUR TOOTHIES YOU WILL DIE!!! CRUNCHY MUNCHY!
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