The only Swiftie worth a damn is the one that got locked up for two years for refusing to join the IDF
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i forgot 2 ask for my wisdom teeth when i had them taken out can i have yours
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Everypony get in the car right now I need alcohol
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all we are going 2 do. all we are going to keep trying very patiently to do. is no longer automatically reach to replace one kind of discomfort with another
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days since i have behaved autistically about borderlands: 0
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can't even begin to explain how much of a vice grip that fucking au has on my brain . have been awake far too many hours for unrelated reasons but now I can't stop Thinking
Wilbur in the position of Harry by coming back from the dead - literally? metaphorically? both? - still haunted by those dreams of the train station, the endless train that never leads to escape, the ex-something lingering in its corridors. having to completely reinvent his very self while everyone around seems to know him
Quackty in the position of Kim, so so jaded to the world, to work, to people - but never the city. complete facade of a man who cares but has been hurt irreparably and thus disconnects himself. facing the same struggles in being looked down upon for daring to exist as a non-white man in a white dominated city
simultaneously hating each other and getting into stupid petty fights yet understanding each other in a way that is deep and meaningful. egging each other on into ridiculous situations. one or the other forced to watch as their partner has a very public breakdown
they still work for an RCM type institution. Quackty was enamored with ultra liberalism in his youth instead of moralism, but his dreams were crushed under ruthless capitalism. is very much ruthless himself under the right circumstances. his previous and deceased partner was Slime, though he also has his own ex-somethings
Wilbur is the aggressive manic type of depressed. has his own silly tie of some sort, french flag colors included. signature Wilbur outfit with the tattered and mended yellow sweater + trenchcoat combo. went down swinging in self destruction and alienated everyone who cared about him. oh and he wears the glasses of course
also they're old now. because ummm. smiles
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i need to delete / condense this but i want credit* for having continued my ongoing aping of thomas harris by doing a misremembered poetry bit
credit*: i want to post about it. that’s it really
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New bed+ being sick+ finals week over= i am literally comatose im never getting back up holy shit
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poor little meowmeow tournament except all of the contestants are vergil
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Kinda glad the profile pictures got crustified to hell in that shit post bc the KO drawing i made for that turned out ugly as shit
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there is nothing panda express can do that a local joint run by a great aunt and three of her loosely distant relatives with extremely sunfaded stock photos on their 40 year old lightboard menus and 17 years outdated wall calendars cant do exponentially better and cheaper
I AM LOCKING THIS POST YOU ARE ALL FUCKING ANNOYING GOOBYEBYE
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