#gta headcanons

[darling-i-read-it]

if you’re still writing for GTA V could i request something where Trevor is dating a girl that’s younger than him/age gap and is in college, total opposite of him. but he is IN LOVE and he absolutely needs to just marry her, tie her down, etc.

i need you to know that age gap in college total opposite is me so this request made me very <3 it made me <3 trevor i love you.

i hope you enjoy!

Smarts? A schedule? A home that isn't a trailer? Someone who kind of knows what they're doing?

Trevor had never known these things before

You and Trevor met when he was in your college town for a job. He was being shitty about it, lingering around the college bars. He had to wear some snazzy outfit in order to fit undercover and he met you.

He was smitten. You were drinking something strong and he asked you to a drinking game. You were kind of drunk and he looked a little better hazy but you were more than happy to comply to a game.

You sweeped the floor with him.

He had never fallen in love so quickly

You both fell asleep on a bench outside. It was freezing when you woke up in the morning. You had lost your jacket. Trevor offered you his. After confirming the two of you didn't sleep together, the relationship was off.

All of your friends thought you were insane!

They met Trevor in passing (he was usually around, in your dorm even though he wasn't supposed to) (commuting with you even though he had no where to go) (always in college bars, bragging about his girlfriends grades)

"He's kind of old?" a friend noted. You were sitting with your computer out, typing furiously. You really had to finish this essay.

"He's got experience."

"He's bald?"

"Not quite."

"Doesn't he live in a trailer?" You peeked over your computer.

"He can budget. Also, the trailer is fun. When I've cleaned it."

"You're like a maid?" You scoffed.

"Trust me, I'm not a maid. We do lots of things other than cleaning."

the insinuation was fucking but you actually did a lot of things. His whole life of crime thing tended to bleed over to you when you came over. He often had a lot of money though which was a win. Tuition was expensive!

Your friends thought he was a sugar daddy. You didn't deny it?

Trevor liked spending all his time with you. He had never known something so special. He had never loved someone so much.

Obviously his next inclination was to tie you down! He wanted marriage! He wanted a honeymoon!

You were still in college, gathering your own personhood. Marriage is not something that was technically on your radar.

Trevor and you spent some time in a hotel (his treat) so you didn't have to hear your roommate complain. You had your head on his lap, looking eagerly at your computer. Homework. So much homework.

He brushed his hand through your hair.

"What are you writing about now?"

"Climate change."

"Is it changing? It was really hot outside today." You snorted, shaking your head. You shut your computer. You could finish it later.

"Just a bit. How is that thing we did last weekend?"

"Oh the Millers score? It's great. We can buy a house."

"But you're buying another hanger?"

"I like planes." You looked up at him, arching your back to do so.

"A house though...so much square feet. So many places to sit. And do other things."

It was defiantly a weird place to be at the college age. He could kill someone for you (he would. he has.) and he also had no idea what you were doing academically. You complained about shitty professors and he almost killed one of them (you explained that would be proactive)

He told everyone ever about you. He bragged about you to strangers. He told Ron. He told Michael.

No one believed him. Like literally...no one

Ron only believed him when he ran into you at the trailer once over a break

You were so kind (and younger and good looking and smart?). Ron didn't really understand the whole thing but when Trevor kissed you you looked so happy.

It may have been a random relationship but it worked so well for the two of you. Yes, it was kind of weird because you were constantly doing homework. He was in crime and made meth! Sometimes opposites attract.

"Are you going out out tonight?" Trevor asked, sitting in your dorms fire escape. Quick exit if he needed it.

"I have one of my 300 classes to study for."

"You should drop out."

"You paid my tuition for this quarter."

"And I am telling you to drop out." You rolled your eyes, looking at him through your lashes. He waited, eagerly. He was wearing some clothes you had gone out and bought together. If you could just convince him to change that haircut. "We should get matching tattoos."

"Trev."

"A heart with an arrow."

"Trev," you said, laughing gently. "I'm busy. Don't you have people to scam?" He took a step in through the window. He gestured outside into the night.

"I have the helicopter on the roof. I could teach you."

"Oh God, do you remember the last time you tired? I'm like..horrendously bad at helicoptering." You could fly the crop duster! But the helicopter had too many things to focus on.

"We can go to Paris." You shut your computer.

"You are gonna make me fail." He hit the window sill.

"I'll pay the tuition for next quarter too."

#trevor philips x reader #trevor philips x fem!reader #gta imagines #gta headcanons

[rfxiii]

Relationship Headcanons for Various GTA V Characters:

(Feat. Michael De Santa, Trevor Philips, Franklin Clinton, Lamar Davis, Brad Snider, Wade Hebert, Steve Haines, Dave Norton, Jimmy De Santa, Tracey De Santa, Chef, Ron Jakowski, Lester Crest, and Amanda De Santa)

*TW: Drug Mention & Smut

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Michael De Santa:

A lot of quiet time. He likes sitting outside under the sun, watching old movies, and sitting out by the dock with his boat. He doesn’t like a ton of excitement (he’s had enough in his life)

Will take you out for cinema dates, fancy restaurants where you had to get reservations a month in advance, or to quieter bars where you can drink and he can show you how to play pool while talking about his favorite films.

He can be closed off; lack of communication and lack of honesty will be the main root of most of your arguments. He doesn’t apologize for nearly any fight you have either.

Sex with Michael is most often deep, slower, and very rough. He loves being in control- dominating and bossing you around before he gives you praise.

He’s not a big fan of cuddling or too much touching while you’re laying in bed together. But he will hold you from behind for a bit before rolling away with his back to you.

Trevor Philips:

He’s manic, disgusting, psychotic, and totally unhinged. But he’s hot, he can be sweet, and he’s one of the loyalist men you’ll ever meet if you get him to fall for you.

He wants to bring you everywhere- to the meth lab, to the bars with him, to kill rival meth dealers and bikers. He wants the two of you glued at the hip. He has massive separation anxiety and abandonment issues, so having you in his line of sight at most times gives him a lot of relief.

You have to have a strong set of nerves for him, and remind yourself every day why you love him. He’s a mess. You’re going to find him strung out, sobbing, in his underwear, or covered in gore, tracking blood and brain matter across the floor. Everyday it’s something new with him and he’s always going to keep you on your toes.

You’re having sex, or he’s begging for sex at least ten times a day. He’ll pull over his truck to fuck you on the roadside, he’s fucking you on a table in the lab, he’s fucking you in Michael’s dining room if he thinks he can get away with it.

He is a sweetheart too though. He’ll get dressed up in a tacky, cheap suit to take you out to a local diner, he’ll buy all your drinks at the dingy bars he takes you to, and he’s always coming home with odd, but thoughtful in his own way, gifts to give you. He loves you and even if he shows affection in strange ways, he wants to make sure you know it.

Franklin Clinton:

He’s such a sweetheart. He’s taking you out to dinner, to the movies, to watch football/basketball games (and he’s splurging for the really good seats), he’ll even take you out shopping at the good shops out on Rockford once he starts making a lot of money with Michael. He’s going to spoil you.

He doesn’t want to scare you off, so he keeps most of the details of what he does private. He’ll be upfront with you and let you know he is a professional thief- but past that, he’s going to spare you the gory details of what he does on his scores.

He’s going to casually bring you up in conversation every time he and Lamar talk. He’s proud of you, and he’s used to Lamar heckling him most of their lives about being single, so now he’s fully prepared to rub it in his face. You’re perfect for him, and he wants everyone to know it.

He’s slow and sensual in bed. He’s going to make you feel like royalty. He’s going above and beyond to spoil you in every area of your relationship, and this is no different. You’re going to feel like you’re in a scene from a romance movie.

He can be a bit in his head. He gets tunnel vision when things go bad, and while he is very intelligent and level headed, he can have a hard time getting out of his own head and seeing everyone else’s point of view.

Lamar Davis:

He’s goofy, he’s scatterbrained, he has very little common sense, and he’s probably the funniest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s going to make you worry about him every day you or Franklin aren’t there to supervise him. But he’s so damn silly and sweet that it almost makes you forgive his reckless behavior.

You and Franklin are going to become best friends. Lamar gets huffy and complains about you and Frank ganging up on him, but really, Franklin is the only other person who understands what you have to go through with worrying about his dumbass best friend.

He’s constantly going to brag about his various illegal endeavors. Usually it’s small-time drug deals or robbing houses/liquor stores/gas stations. But other times, he’ll get in over his head in a big job, need rescuing, and then brag about how well he handled it despite you knowing the truth. He’s the number one cause of your stress.

Lamar is fast, rough, and all over the place in bed. He’s constantly changing positions, his pace so fast the bed creaks like it’s going to break, and his mouth running the whole time about how good you feel, how much he can tell you like it when he fucks you, and, honestly, giving himself compliments as he does so.

In public he’s going to be the tough guy who’ll just keep an arm at your waist to prove you’re his. But in private he’s laying on the couch with his head in your lap, he’s being the little spoon in bed, and he’s all but sitting in your lap or clinging to your waist wherever you’re within the house.

Brad Snider:

You’re his common sense that keeps him out of fights or out of prison. He can handle himself just fine, but if you’re not into him getting into a full on brawl just because some guy bumped into you at the bar and didn’t apologize, you’re going to have to reign him in.

He’s got a smart mouth, no verbal filter, and he simply oozes sarcasm. He’d do well not to be mean to you- in fact, he’s almost overwhelmingly sweet when you’re in a committed relationship. But, when you fight, you’d better have thick skin because the things that slip out of his mouth when he’s angry are downright cruel. He will come crawling back, apologizing profusely, with flowers or expensive (stolen, most likely) jewelry to make up for it after though.

He’s extremely touchy and cuddly. Would rather have you sitting on his lap than in a chair, he’ll carry you down the road just because he can, he’s clinging onto you with an iron grip while he sleeps. You’re his, and he’s not ever going to let you get too far.

Picks you up and presses you against the wall, with your legs around his waist or in bed/on the couch with you straddling his lap while you ride him. He likes seeing your face and being able to touch all over you while he fucks you.

Not above getting your name tattooed somewhere, or buying you both matching jewelry. He’s super possessive and wants everyone to know you belong to him and vice versa.

Wade Hebert:

Baby! Treat him right, please, he deserves it. He’s honestly so sweet. The biggest source of any arguments or disagreements is definitely going to be Trevor and the danger he gets Wade into. Wade is loyal to Trevor, and you’ll have to respect that, despite how nervous it may make you.

Ice cream dates, going for walks, listening to music, and sitting together making playlists for each other out of your favorite music. Being with him is incredibly chill (when Trevor isn’t around).

Could spend hours talking about you to Chef and Ron. He used to be that way with Trevor, but he got fed up and eventually smacked Wade for it. Regardless, he’s so proud to be with you! Not many people he knows treat him with a lot of respect. So to get to come home to you, where you hold him, and love him, and treat him like you care is like a dream to him.

He’s clumsy and unsure in bed. He knows what he’s doing, but he still gets so scared of messing up or doing something you’re not into, that he approaches the whole ordeal cautiously and almost like he’s nervous about it. But once you break him out of his shell, and get him comfortable, everything he does is for you.

He would want matching tattoos, matching piercings, or even to give you matching juggalo face paint to go out in. He’d take one of the decorative rings from his dreads and make it into some kind of necklace for you too.

Steve Haines:

He’s a lot. He’s full of himself, he has a short temper, and he’s a tv star that does get considerable attention when you go out. He eats up any attention he gets, and he wants to flaunt you every place he goes. You’re practically a pseudo celebrity when you’re out with him. Though, he does want to keep you far, far away from his FIB work.

He’s an absolute monster at work. But with you, you’d never know. He’s the sweetest man on the planet when he comes home to you. He’ll do anything in his power to make you happy, he goes out of his way not to argue with you, and he waits on your every request when you’re at home.

He’s a huge baby. Wants to be held, wants to curl up in your lap when he’s had a bad day, he’ll even want to take a bath together. He loves when you massage his shoulders, scratch his back, pet his hair, and tell him how much you love and need him. He’s very self assured, but he thinks you’re so good he’s always afraid you’ll leave him.

Sweet, gentle sex where he takes care of your every need and treats you like absolute royalty with every touch. Or, on other days, he’s going to totally dominate you- leaving you in tears begging for release before he finally gives it to you with rough, punishing thrusts and growled, backhanded praise. And finally, days where he needs you to take control and totally blow his back out- pin him down, tie him up, slide on the strap if you need it, and absolutely dick him down until he cries in relief.

He’s kind of a princess. He doesn’t like driving unless he has to, he’ll need your help assembling furniture because he can’t figure it out, he cannot cook (his mom cooked for him before he met you), he can’t change a tire, and he’s awful at housework. But he does try his absolute best. Sometimes it’s worth showing him how to do things the correct way, and other times it’s easier just to do it yourself and let him sit there and be cute.

Dave Norton:

Coffee dates, walks in the park together, going to little, quiet bistros or bars. He enjoys a slow pace and quiet dates. He is older, so a long, or rowdy date night just isn’t for him.

Arguments are actually incredibly rare. Not just because he doesn’t have the energy for them but because he’d rather sit down for calm communication and resolution that suits you both instead of engaging in a screaming match. He’s not just older, but he’s fairly well adjusted and mature as well- unlike some people (Mikey and T 👀), so he prefers to work things out and make decisions together peacefully.

The only real point of contention would be lack of communication about his emotional state. He’ll get frustrated or exhausted from work (chasing Steve around or making sure Michael stays out of trouble is a lot of work). But, since he tries to completely separate you from his work, he’ll come home, you’ll clearly be able to see that he’s upset, but he’ll shut down and stay tight lipped in an effort to keep you distant from the FIB.

Little to no sex drive. He’s older, he’s exhausted, and he’s always got something on his mind that's distracting him. But when he is in the mood, he’s very practical and to the point. Not a ton of stamina, but he knows he doesn’t give you this kind of intimacy frequently, so he really does focus a lot on your pleasure.

Has a dream of retiring, away from Los Santos, on some farmland or a cabin type home where the two of you can enjoy the calm and quiet instead of the hectic, busy life in San Andreas.

Jimmy De Santa:

The first date you go on, after he’s probably spent weeks practically begging you to give him a chance, is going to be obnoxious. He’s taken Michael’s credit card, he’s gotten you reservations to a stupidly nice restaurant, he’s hired a driver for an even nicer car. Then he takes you to some upscale club where you can’t even hear each other over the music. It’s clear you both aren’t enjoying it, but he’s too committed to the rich boy act he’s trying to impress you with to admit it.

Second date and any future dates are much cooler. You’ve finally got him convinced that you like him for more than just his dads money, so now you can actually have fun. You’ll go to arcades, music festivals, smaller clubs, or sit at home and yell at each other over video games. Sometimes you may even be able to convince him to go to the beach or at least out to the park.

He’s awkward, but he’s trying so hard to be sweet. He’s very open about his feelings, so most stuff will surprisingly be talked over in a mostly mature way. The main point of argument is his refusal to grow up and branch out from the safety of his room. You understand his dislike of moving out or getting a job, but you also know he can’t just mooch off Michael’s money indefinitely.

Sex? He never thought he’d get to have it with a real person. You’ll have to show him what to do and what you like the first few times. He’s nervous, he’ll talk a lot, and he’ll cover up his anxiety with stupid one liners and a cocky swagger he has no business having. He’ll chill out eventually though once he gets it down and learns what you’re into.

He’s grown up with money for more time than he didn’t. But, that being said, even if you live in a studio apartment he’d love being at your house. He more or less moves in without actually moving it. It may be far less grand than he’s used to, but his parents aren’t there fighting, Tracey isn’t yelling at him, and best of all, you’re there to cuddle with him in bed or curl up next to him while he plays video games.

Tracey De Santa:

Going out shopping for hours, going to crazy house parties, hitting up multiple clubs in one night, or finding ways to slip into C-list celebrity gatherings are dates for Tracey. She’s fighting so hard to make a name for herself in Los Santos, and she’s definitely trying her best to live the lifestyle.

Invites you over for sleepovers all the time. You’ll spend most of the day out at the pool or laying out in the sun (she yells at Michael when he tries to come outside and sit), then she’ll take control of the tv and banish her father to his room or outside instead so you two can watch Fame or Shame or the various other, trashy, reality shows she likes, then she’s going to spend all night in bed wrapped around you with her cold feet pressed to your bare legs.

She’s shockingly book smart and will practically beg you to apply to the same colleges as her so you won’t have to be too far apart. If college isn’t for you, she’ll understand. But prepare to be faced with an, at least, hour long rant about how you’d better not find someone else while she’s gone.

She’s a pillow princess. You’re doing all the work. But like, it’s worth it. She will reciprocate enough for it to be good for you too but you are one hundred percent going to have to work for it first.

Before she leaves for college she’s absolutely stealing Michael’s credit card one last time so the two of you can stay at some nice resort for a weekend and get away from her family and Los Santos for a bit to just enjoy each other's company before she’s gone.

Chef:

He’s a sweet guy- chill, smart, down for basically anything. You can take this man anywhere and he’s happy so long as you’re together.

Most of your dates will be either at the local bar or at the meth lab. Trevor keeps him crazy busy, and he doesn’t just get a ton of free time to himself. So, more often than not, you’re going to have to meet him at work and chill there with him. It’s gross, it stinks, but when he’s not super busy you guys go sit on the roof and share a few beers together.

Asks you to stay at his place a lot. Again, he’s very busy with stuff for Trevor, so he’s given you a key so you can go in and wait for him during the day until he comes home late at night and crawls into bed beside you.

Sex with Chef is always lighthearted and fun. He’s a sweet, funny guy and he likes to keep things light. And a little risky, as he’ll fuck you on the tables in the lab when Trevor is downstairs doing god knows what.

Being with him is fun, easy, and comfortable. The only thing that really gets between you is his unorthodox lifestyle, and, of course, Trevor.

Ron Jakowski:

Matching couples tinfoil hats! He’s balls to the walls paranoid as fuck. He’ll spend hours telling you about aliens, the Illuminati, clones, government surveillance drones, and listening devices installed in televisions and radios. You cannot convince him it’s not true (Trevor kinda did a number on him in this area). So all you can do is sit there and nod along while trying not to let your expression slip.

The best dates are dates out in the woods or off by the beach. No electronics and plenty of clear sky’s to spot any drones watching you. Or, even better, you can stay in his trailer with the walls and windows lined with aluminum foil to keep you safe from the radio waves. He’s honestly so serious about this. It practically consumes his every thought.

He’s almost always anxious, but if you try really hard you can talk him down enough to just talk about his day, or things he enjoys. And once he’s calm, you can get him to sit quietly enough while you tell him what you did today and tell him about things you think he'll enjoy if he’d just branch off from Trevor and Sandy Shores for a bit.

Lester Crest:

He’s so fucking sarcastic, oh my god. You have to have a good sense of humor and thick skin to stick with him, or else his dry humor, sarcastic remarks, and flat responses will really end up hurting your feelings at times.

He stays inside as much as he can. He is sick- but he’ll try his best not to let his disability totally ruin any chance of both of you having a good date. You can hang out at his place, play video games together, binge sci-fi or fantasy movies he’s into, and spend time with him telling you old stories about the trouble he used to get up to with the guys back in the day.

His house is a total wreck. But do not try to clean for him. There’s a method to his madness and if you move even one thing it could throw off the whole system. He does appreciate the offer, but please don’t make an attempt without consulting him first. If the mess bothers you that bad, he won’t mind if you clean up old water bottles or energy drink cans, make the bed, or dust though. He’ll think the attempt was sweet.

On his better days, physically, he likes to hang out with Franklin (and maybe Mikey and T) to get drunk after a successful score. And he’d always want you there- regardless of if you lived the same lifestyle as him and the others or not.

Amanda De Santa:

Couples yoga, couples Pilates, couples massages, couples everything. Everything she enjoys, she wants to bring you along to enjoy as well.

She’s super competitive though. She loves you, but she’s not afraid to smoke you in tennis either. It’s fun to have healthy competition between you, and when you’re practicing she’s going to lovingly talk shit to you about how she’s going to win.

The beach is one of her favorite places- the sun, the calmness of the waves, and getting to spend time with you, chilling under the sun while you share drinks and enjoy each other's company.

That yoga is good for a lot of things, but most especially her flexibility. She’s going to show you things you never knew could be done. She always has new positions or things for the two of you to try. So things definitely never get boring.

She is a little judgy. If you live a less than healthy or active lifestyle, she’s going to lecture you on the benefits of getting out, eating clean, and moving more. It may come off as pretentious, but it really does come from a place of love.

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[strawberrybobamilk]

GTA Protagonists x Reader Scenarios - Spending Halloween With Them

TW: Language, suggestive ending

Claude

Halloween isn't his favorite holiday, but will have lots of fun in decorating the house, eating sweets and bingewatching movies with you anyway.

Tommy

Likes watching classic 80s horror movies with you and dressing up as the villains from those movies.

"Trick or treat motherfuckers!"

Carl

He doesn't care how old you both are, he'll happily go trick or treating with you. He'll refuse to go dressed as a ghost, vampire etc though, as he thinks they are "too generic and unoriginal".

You: "What will you dress up as then?"

CJ: "A Ballas member. Nothing is nastier than them"

Toni

He'll go trick or treating with you, dressed up as a bloodstained killer butcher.

You: "Er, interesting choice, but why?..."

Toni: "Trust me, you don't wanna know"

Victor

Will surprise you with a pumpkin pie with cute spider decorations.

"Thought it would be a nice Halloween treat, darling"

Niko

He personally never really cared about Halloween, but definitely won't say no to candy corn! Also expect Roman, Mallorie and Brucie to come visit, all dressed up in various wacky costumes.

"Well, at least it's nice here with you guys"

Johnny

For him this day is more like an excuse to wear vampire fangs (he secretly has a thing for vampires).

"Damn you look hot, can you keep those on next month too? Or even better, forever?"

Luis

Will make his club serve pumpkin flavored cocktails to celebrate.

"Come over here and have a taste Y/N! It's free for you, like always"

Huang

Will buy more candy than usual during october. He says it's in order to ensure they have a good stock of them for october 31th, but you know it's just an excuse. Will wake up feeling sick on november 1st.

You: "I told you to not eat so much candy Huang!"

Huang: "Urgh, it's not the candy Y/N, it's... something that's not the candy, okay?!"

Franklin

He'll just chill with you and watch horror movies together.

"Alright let's do this, gotta use my Vinewood+ subscription somehow!"

Michael

Similarly to Franklin, he will (DEFINITELY) watch horror movies with you, but only the older ones.

"Ahhh, the old classics, the newer ones focus too much on jumpscares and gore"

Trevor

Loves Halloween, its spooky and gritty atmosphere, and will carve pumpkins with you already by september 1st. Just don't ask him why do those pumpkins have "questionable" holes.

"It's called a pumpkink sweetcheeks"

#grandtheftspooks #gta x reader #claude speed x reader #tommy vercetti x reader #carl johnson x reader #toni cipriani x reader #victor vance x reader #niko bellic x reader #johnny klebitz x reader #luis lopez x reader #huang lee x reader #franklin clinton x reader #michael de santa x reader #trevor philips x reader #gta scenarios #gta headcanons

[tigertofu]

ok i've been chipping away at this Thing for a long time and i think it's finally ready to be vomitted out into the internet. without further ado, here is my

Stupid-Long List of Trevor Headcanons

divided into chronological sections !

((the NSFW shit is hiding at the bottom))

CW's for: mentions of drugs/alcohol, addiction, cannibalism, violence, gross sex stuff. typical Trevor things

and heres a gif of him cuz ig thats the tumblr thing to do idk i never made one of these lists b4 :x

the past

• he's a scorpio and the reason he has a scorpion tat on his hand is bc he's like. very mildly into horoscopes. he was born some time in november

• he doesn't have a middle name cuz his mom didn't give enough of a shit to give him one

• despite playing hockey and golf as a kid, he was never really that into the sports themselves. he only did hockey because he saw it as a way to beat up other children and not get reprimanded for it, and he did both in the hopes of being good enough at something to earn his mother's praise for once (it did not work :()

• hates his dad bc of how he treated his mom and is glad he abandoned him at that shopping mall when he was a kid

• he (w/ Brad's help) would play "pranks" on (aka BULLY) poor Lester during the north yankton days. some fav pastimes included (but were not limited to): pantsing him, hiding his walking cane, and replacing his asthma medication with laughing gas

• was highkey jealous of how easy Michael could get girls during the north yankton days. when he actually was able to convince a girl to come back home with him, he would make sure to be loud as hell about it so that Mike would know he wasn't the only one getting chicks

• all of his hand tats and a lot of his other tats were done in prison, even tho he was only in for like 6 months

• prison was a mixed bag for him. on one hand, anal. on the other, having to restrain himself from arguments and physical altercations so he could get out early on good behavior

• went thru a breakdancing phase in the 90's (i THINK this one might be canon. idk. could've sworn i've heard him try to tell Lamar this in an attempt to impress him. pls feel free to prove me wrong or right)

• one of the scars on his eyebrows is actually the result of getting a fresh eyebrow piercing ripped tf out during a barfight in the 00's. prob for the best that it was cuz we all know that shit wouldve ended up getting infected and rejecting out of his face anyways

• he moved to Sandy Shores not just because it's nice and isolated, but because it was the place most opposite of north yankton he could think of. never any snow. he absolutely fucking hates cold weather and snow because it reminds him of a certain bank heist that happened in '04

• between Ron, Chef, and Wade, Chef was the first one he met after moving to Sandy Shores. they used to cook meth together in a trailer out in the desert (another one that i THINK is canon but im not sure idk. it all blurs together, idk whats canon and whats not anymore, my brain is too rotted from spinning Trevor around in it like the world's most dried out little shriveled husk of a rotisserie chicken for the past three years, the fog is coming, yk how it is)

• he acquired Liquor Ace the same way he "acquired" the Vanilla Unicorn. the previous owner just mysteriously disappeared one day. nobody in Sandy Shores cared tho once word got around that the new owner was gonna start cooking crystal in the upstairs and selling it

• yk how in the game he said that his heart momentarily stopped once cuz he put an axe thru a power cable? he did that cuz the power had gone out in the middle of him watching an Impotent Rage episode he hadn't seen yet. for some reason (was prob very high and very angry) he thought that he could bring the power back by hitting the sparking wire with an axe. it didnt work. he smelled like overcooked bacon for a week afterwards. he enjoyed that part tho

the present

• he makes Ron cut his hair with a pair of rusty kitchen scissors when he needs a trim. he used to go to the nice barber lady in Sandy Shores but got banned after loudly moaning about how good her nails felt on his scalp once

• once smoked an entire cigarette in one long inhale. Wade witnessed this and found it extremely impressive

• he'll eat pretty much anything but he especially likes foods with strong flavors. salty, sour, super sweet, spicy, etc cuz his taste buds are SHOT from the years of smoking/drug abuse. he abuses condiments, especially hot sauce

• thinks that any restaurant that doesn't have a drive-thru is a "fancy" restaurant

• LOVES candy cuz the meth has given him a major sweet tooth, but prefers anything with chocolate over fruity/gummy candies

• has a weird fascination with eating raw meat.....of any kind. except for sushi. he thinks sushi is "fancy prissy city people food"

• also has a weird fascination with making stews/soups similar to the eyelid one that he tries to feed Michael in that one cutscene. it's the only type of food he knows how to cook. may be a comfort thing for him because microwaving a bowl of canned soup was the most effort his mother ever put into making a meal for him when he was a kid. and she did it like, twice, maybe. he for sure remembers both times very clearly tho and considers them to be some of his fondest memories

• will go for days without eating anything solid before finally sitting down and consuming enough food to feed a family of 5. sometimes he just like. forgets that eating is necessary for survival

• can open beer bottles with his teeth. between that and the meth habit, its an absolute miracle he still has all his teeth

• go-to pizza order is a large meat lover's. he tries to make vaguely sexual passes about "loving large meat" at the poor pizza delivery guys every time he orders delivery. does not tip, but will say shit like "hey, if you come inside i've got a little tip for ya" while the delivery guy quickly vacates the premises

• honestly? i think there is a good 50/50 chance on whether or not he is ACTUALLY a cannibal. maybe he posters as one cuz he likes the reactions it incites, maybe he genuinely enjoys the psychosexual intimacy of consuming the flesh of another human being........ who knows !! not knowing is half the fun :)

• ok ok hear me out u know that stupid tiktok sound that was going around a couple years ago that goes "hi my name is carmen winstead -- HAAAAAHHHGGCHH" ??? look it up if u don't cuz that's what his snoring sounds like. the fucking "HAAAAAHHHGGCHH"

• once he's asleep he is out like a fucking light. guy could sleep thru nuclear war

• is not opposed to drinking hand sanitizer when out of other sources of alcohol. it tastes just like the shitty moonshine Ron makes in his backyard anyways and gets him even drunker so why not !

• hates horror films bc they make him angry. at least, any of the ones where somebody survives at the end. thinks the murderers in them are stupid. starts yelling shit at the TV like "HE'S GETTING AWAY YOU STUPID FUCK,, WHAT ARE YOU DOING !!!!"

• believes baby pink and orange are "his colors"

• will sit on his sofa or bed and try to shoot any cockroaches scurrying around his place with a pistol for funsies when bored sometimes

• enjoys playing darts at the Yellow Jack with anyone who'll play him but absolutely fucking sucks at it cuz of his shaky hands. accidentally threw a dart into another bar patron's head once. will rage and insist his opponent cheated when he loses. will then get physical if anyone tries to tell him its impossible to cheat at darts. is much less of a sore loser when playing with Mike, Frank, or Lamar tho he will still grumble about losing for up to hours on end afterwards

• is an illegal immigrant bc he never became a US citizen. does not own an actual ID, but has several fakes lying around, all with fake birth dates and fake names that are wildly varying levels of believable

• will absolutely flip his fucking lid if Wade comes around him while wearing Juggalo face paint

• speaking of Wade. yk how he has a shitty tattoo of his own name on his arm? (at least i think he does. i tried looking to see if he does and i couldnt tell so now im unsure if thats just yet another detail that my brain completely made up or smth that i actually saw). ANYWAYS, Trevor gave it to him (stick n poke. it was a longggg process but Wade didnt mind too much cuz he was high at the time and consented to it beforehands anyways) when Trevor first "took him in" cuz he kept forgetting his name and got tired of referring to him as "Hey, you" (which Wade did not respond to most of the time anyways)

• is an ugly crier. like, a butt-ugly crier. snot, drooling, wailing, red face, the whole nine yards and he is loud as hell about it too

• loves back rubs cuz ofc he does he's an old man. often makes Ron or Wade give him massages

• his boomer-ass super-zoomed-in LifeInvader profile pic was taken by Ron. it took them a dozen tries before they got it

nsfw

• he sucks at eating out.........kinda? but what he lacks in precision and consistency he makes up for with sheer (sloppy. slobbery) passion. and endurance. can stay down there (and will, if you let him) for hours

• is not much better at blowing. "accidentally" uses too much teeth every time

• ~4 inches. MAYBE 4.5. good girth tho. not cut

• has a thing for chubby/thicc ppl

• is a biter and won't ask before biting so uhh watch out ! part of the reason for the above is bc there's more to bite

• loooooves loves loves to suck on things. fingers, necks, tits, dicks, anything. also looooooves having it reciprocated. particularly likes shoving his fingers in your mouth

• loves to involve mouths as much as possible. spitting/being spat on, the aforementioned biting as well as being bitten, eating food off of your body or having food eaten off of him, the type of makeout sessions that involve shoving each other's tongues down each other's throats.. anything that involves mouths and/or the motions of eating drives him fucking wild

• will beg you even when not explicitly told to when he's not feeling dominant. will beg and beg and beg and beg and it's hot but can also quickly become incredibly annoying

• but he LOVES to be annoying on purpose too. via the begging, or by teasing/edging, mocking, etc. loves to get a rise out of you and loves the attention (even if negative.. ESPECIALLY if negative) it gets him

• occasionally cries after sex. will expect you to hold him while he does. will start to angry cry and say you don't actually love him if you refuse

• now ik this one is nothing groundbreaking and seems to already be the general consensus amongst the Trevor enjoyers but im gonna say it anyways. he def has a thing for public/semi-public sex. be careful about sitting next to him while in any public space. he WILL try to touch on you and it WILL be in a way that makes it obvious to everyone in the immediate vicinity what's going on. does he do it on purpose as an exhibition thing? maybe...... does he genuinely think he's being slick about it? also maybe. if ur with him, expect to be banned from multiple establishments

• lowkey has a breeding kink in the sense that he loves to finish inside (not just bc it feels nice but also bc of the intimacy of it) and thinks that pregnant women are hot as hell

• is most likely infertile due to the years of meth use tho

• loves to both overstimulate and be overstimulated. just bc you've both climaxed doesnt mean he wont keep going for god-knows-how-long

..................andd that's all she (i) wrote. ty for reading !! i've got more shit to say about Trevor cuz ofc i do but this is already like 2k words so if u wanna hear my headcanons on anything specific at all,, pls do throw it in my ask box ! <33

#trevor philips #trevor philips headcanons #gta v #trevor philips/reader #trevor philipsxreader #gtav #gta 5 #gta5 #gtav headcanons #gta headcanons #headcanons

[j3st3r-13]

Gta v headcanons that literally no body wants but I'm giving you anyway

- Tracey when she was sick as a child called Trevor dad while half asleep, Trevor cried

- Ron's got a crush on Trevor. Trevor knows and finds it reallyyyyy funny

- Micheal actually likes the taste of kale and all those greens in his smoothies

- In North Yankton Era Amanda committed shoplifting and whatnot to impress Micheal

- Trevor was Micheals best man, T wore boots to the wedding and pretended to forget the rings

- Wades while listening to ICP convinced Trevor to kill ped0s like in the song to catch a predator. They were really good at it, wade voiced the little girl

-Franklin competes regularly in car races he once lost and didn't race for 3 months

- Lamar moved into Franklin's new house and stays there more then Frank

- Trevor is a cat person but adores chop

-Micheal doesn't like pets after a dog bit him

-None of the unholy trinity can sing. At. All

-Trevor wore eyeliner in North Yankton but doesn't anymore cause he kept hitting his eye

-Wades has made Trevor scream before because of his Juggalo face paint

If anyone wants any headcanons ( including NSFW and x reader) then please send me an ask there so fun to do :)

I don't know anymore at the moment this was just for shits and giggles

#gta headcanons #trevor philips #gta v trevor #michael townley #michael de santa #tracey de santa #Chef gta v #wade hebert #ron jakowski #amanda de santa #lamar davis #franklin clinton #grand theft auto v #Grand theft auto 5 #Gta v #Gta 5

[chloe12801]

I've really been loving these headcanons you've been posting since you clearly know the characters so well! I had a weird one, I hope you don't mind lol Could I ask for headcanons on Michael's older daughter (older than Tracey and Jimmy) were to date Steve Haines? Maybe she works for the FIB or something? I just love the idea of added tension for the group lol

Michael’s Daughter x Steve Haines

Sorry this took multiple months for me to write! Life is so busy unfortunately. I hope you enjoy <3

Note: I’m going to call Michael’s oldest daughter ‘Mod’ for brevity’s sake 👍

- Mod was always more morally just than the rest of her family. It was like when parents of a smart kid say “she didn’t get it from me” except with morals

- She was able to get a government job as a secretary without trouble due to her own hard work, distancing from the Townley name, and maybe a good word from Dave Norton

- She was working there before Haines was transferred and once he was, she immediately liked him

- She felt he was entertaining and kind (to her) and after a while they started dating

- She knew it was risky considering he was Dave’s new boss and Dave had so much dirt on her family, but she tried to pretend everything would be fine

- They dated maybe a few months to half a year before Michael came out of retirement

- Haines definitely wanted to meet the parents but she wasn’t having it

- Explanations like “They just aren’t personable”, “They have rough pasts and it shows”, “My parents and I just don’t get along” were given to him about why it’s a bad idea but never much detail

- She knew affairs between the FIB and the De Santa’s were not business to invite home. She already had a hard time getting them to accept her as an employee, albeit a low level one

- Everyone in the family gets upset with Michaels criminality, but she’d be enraged about it considering her and her boyfriend were in government. She’d prefer a clean record type of life, anything else was beneath her

- When M and Haines meet, Michael’s family is unaware about the situation. She only realizes the situation occurred after Steve vents to her one night about a man named townley. M’s so different from Mod, the thought didn’t cross Steve’s mind that they might be related

- She’d likely tell him the truth in that moment, heart dropping and fully being ready for him to leave her but he wouldn’t

- He’d be shocked, not seeing any relatedness and may pull out Mikes picture to confirm that he was her father

- “Well, fuck me. I get your apprehension about us meeting sweetheart. He’s a piece of work” she’d nod

- Her and Michael’s relationship was fine. It wasn’t good but it wasn’t terrible. She was mature enough to see him as a broken man who’s past turned him into a disaster. She accepted him as he was and set boundaries in place to avoid getting hurt. She didn’t like him as a person and never would deal with him if they weren’t related, but he was her dad

- I imagine Mod as a pretty uptight and judgmental person, a strict rule-follower, likely as a coping mechanism to avoid more people like her dad from coming into her life

- Michael would find out about the relationship after Haines mentions it in exasperation about a favor. Something like “I can’t believe Mod came from you”. M would respond angrily asking what the fuck he knew about her and Steve might say something like “a lot considering I’ve been dating your daughter for a while now”

- M would need a shot, or 10, after that realization

- The whole “why didn’t you tell us” conversation would occur between Mod and her parents and Steve would get an earful about his confession from her as well

- Steve would try to involve her in the manipulation as his favors from Michael increased, “Can you persuade your dad to do this, please princess”

- She would at first and then she’d get frustrated feeling like a tool for Haines to use more than a partner who he cared for

- They might even break up over this if Haines didn’t stop immediately

- If they stayed together, mentions of Michael would be an off limits discussion topic for Haines to bring up

- As for Michael, he would need to vent about Haines to someone else if he wanted the relationship between him and Mod to stay being okay

- Lots of boundaries would be required for any longevity in this situation

- Amanda, upon knowing of their relationship, would likely find Haines to be a solid choice when compared to Tracey and her’s choice of shitty men. At least Steve wasn’t putting her at risk 24/7, had a home, and a job. She wouldn’t feel able to judge much

- Mod’s relationship to Trevor would be worse than her and Michael’s but she’d still be understanding of him. They just clash way too much on morality to really get along

Trevor would be so fuming that M raised a “government pig” who hung around other “government pigs”, the whole Haines and Mod thing would make him sick and Michael would get to hear about it very often during T’s tirades

This was a fun character to come up with, I think there’s potential here for sure :))

#gta #grand theft auto #gta v #grand theft auto v #cafa #cafa oc #michael de santa #steve haines #michael townley #trevor philips #amanda de santa #gta headcanons #gta headcanon

[gta5-simp-time]

dating trevor headcanons? 💞 thanks in advance

welcome

DATING TREVOR PHILIPS

the most respectful man you will ever date

very protective of you and always makes sure your safe

becomes very cuddly out of no were for no reason

buy you whatever you want just to make you happy

loves seeing you wear his clothes (after washing them)

happily kills anyone who crosses no matter how small

can and will died for you no matter what (he almost did once)

loves late night drives around town and always says how your more beautiful than the stars

thats all for now

#trevor philips #grand theft auto 5 #gta 5 #grand theft auto #gta5 #gta trevor #gta headcanons #gta x reader

[gta-v-drabbles-and-such]

Hi!! I love ur writing sm, so I was wondering if you have any North Yankton Trevor headcanons?

Ohhhh boy do I have some

Trevor Philips North Yankton Headcannons

I know damn well he’d be stealing Michael’s socks. I have no idea why it makes so much sense but I just feel like it would happen a lot. “Michael I need socks” “how is that my problem.” “I’m gonna steal yours” “god fucking damnit Trevor give me back my socks”

Slightly un related but not really, I feel like he did ballet as a kid. Maybe like one season over summer but he learned balance and now shows off hard core when they go skating. Or more accurately. “I’m gonna take Mikey Falling”

He’s constantly at any time throwing shit at Michael. In winter it’s snow, in autumn it’s leaves, in summer it’s ice cubes, in spring it’s probably rocks.

He would be the one to take Tracey out on weekends to get her nails done, (he’d offer it to Amanda but she’s obviously refuse it’s Trevor) so they’d get their nails done together.

He’d probably sneak into Michael’s bed at night, for warmth. Like a god damn snake

Definitely is friends with several street cats.

Something internally is screaming at me that he was thinking about becoming a drag queen instead of a criminal or better yet both at the same time but Michael shut the idea down real fast.

Will eat snow, like just for no reason face planting into it and cronchin away.

Well that’s what my brain came up with!

#grand theft auto v #gta #gta 5 #gta v #trevor philips #headcannon #gta headcanons #trevor philips headcanons #north yankton #north Yankton headcannons

[elyxianbxlved]

Headcanons about Mikey being a father

Michael is the girl-dad ever. Used to always have his nails painted when Tracey was younger, had tea parties with her (Trevor usually joined. Jimmy too if he wanted to be included)

Tracey is transfem and has Always been accepted and known as Tracey

Both De Santa kids know how to fight and shoot. Michael was hesitant about teaching them, but he wanted them to be able to protect themselves if his past ever caught up with them

They also used to be in boxing. Tracey lasted longer than Jimmy

Michael used to play video games with Jimmy before he went all incel

Tried desperately to keep work and home separated. Sometimes didn't have enough time for his kids

Absolutely spoiled them both, that's how they are the way they are

Tracey is still close to Michael, despite her despising any efforts to protect her

They both splurge on father's day gifts. Michael loves it, even if it's bought with his own money

Michael was the first to notice Tracey's E/D. He had no idea how to bring it up, so he made the mistake of starting the conversation with a joke

Michaels relationship with his kids started straining a few years after everything settled down. Michael got restless and irritable and wasn't able to be a dad anymore. He still spoils the hell out of them, though

#michael de santa #michael townley #michael gta #gta 5 #gta v #gta v michael #gta 5 michael #tracey de santa #tracey townley #tracey gta 5 #gta v tracey #jimmy de santa #jimmy townley #gta v jimmy #gta 5 jimmy #gta headcanons #grand theft auto 5

[1007fm-nonstoppop]

Tis the season so here's how I think Franklin, Michael and Trevor would react to you saying that you want a christmas tree:

Franklin:

Would be so glad you asked, probably already has one that you put up together. He only gets pissed off when you're decorating because he didn't put the string lights away properly last time and they're now tangled up in a ball, so you'll need to be more patient than him and help with that. When it comes to putting the star on top of the tree, he'll let you take that role and if you're too short to reach the top yourself, he'll lift you up so you can do it.

Michael:

He's taken by surprise but agrees. You have to go shopping for one though because the tree he has is about 10 years old from when Tracey and Jimmy were at the age where they wanted one. He buys you whatever one you choose and lets you pick the ornaments, he'll give his opinion if you ask but leaves it to you for the most part. He pretends to be reluctant to help decorate, but he secretly loves it.

Trevor:

Does not understand why you'd want that inside since you've told him off for bringing in less, but he wants to make you happy. You only ask for a tree though, and he doesn't realise you mean christmas tree, so he comes home one night with a small tree he's clearly dug up from someone's garden. No pot or anything, just balanced against the wall so it somewhat stands up. Does not understand why you're upset - it's a tree, no?

#gta v #gta #gta 5 #grand theft auto #grand theft auto v #grand theft auto 5 #franklin clinton #michael de santa #trevor phillps #gta headcanons #gta hc #sorry trevor girlies but it's true

[suvidrache]

Relationship Headcanons

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— He would love how nice you are compared to Trevor.

— He wouldn't tell Trevor about you as anyone Wade comes close to dies.

— Unfortunately, Wade isn't very good at keeping secrets.

— He'd try to keep Trevor away from you as much as possible. He doesn't want to share you with him.

— Unfortunately, you might meet Trevor and hopefully, you can stand up to him. Wade wouldn't do anything. He's too afraid something might happen to him or you, or both.

— Wade would frequently buy you gifts just because.

— He likes seeing you happy, and he loves how just him, in general, makes you happy.

— He would talk about you all the time to Ron.

— He would spend more time with you rather than with Trevor.

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[aspiringsock]

😫💅🏻 ok seeing Steve x reader was not what I expected CHEFS KISS MAMAMWWMQMA-... So I now request if it's fine-... Micheal x reader- (female leaning reader-)

Thank you so much! It makes me so happy to know that you enjoy my headcanons as much as you do.

Micheal x Female!Reader

Not gonna lie, you two would probably meet up in a bar because Michael is a sad and angry man who drinks his life away. Maybe you’re working there, maybe you just came there to have a drink with you friends. When he catches your eyes, it would be like love at first sight (Micheal would believe in that, he acts like he lives in the 70s).

Micheal would be the first to approach you, he would ask for your name and your phone number. He’d flirt with you like no tomorrow. That’s where you guys hit it off.

All of his attention would be focused on you. He caters to you. He will steal for you, kill for you, do whatever you want for you. You are gonna be so spoiled with him.

Micheal is usually not a sweet guy in bed unless you ask him to be. The first few times would be sweet and loving, after that he is taking a left turn to the hard dom section of bdsm. He would be really sweet to you during aftercare.

Pet names 👏 pet names 👏 pet names 👏 So many pet names.

He would definitely be old fashioned with the dating stuff. He would take you out on coffee dates, go to the movies, go on dinner dates, or just stay at home and order pizza while cuddling on the couch.

Micheal doesn’t know how to cook, so either you’re gonna have to learn or it’s gonna be take out every night.

#gta headcanons #gta v headcanons #gta v relationship headcanons #michael de santa #f reader #Micheal de Santa x reader

[trikeyaredilfs]

Michael De Santa is the kind of man who does these things:

Warning: there are hot takes ahead

- will pitch a fit when a barista does not know that “the normal” is. It will become the whole “do you know who I am?”

- will either drop a few thousand on a tip or will write “get an actual job” on the tip line. There’s no in between.

-will fully cause an accident and will still get out of his car throwing his hands up at another driver.

-will 100% say in almost in conversation that “the movie adaptation was just better than the book.”

- will fight someone in for saying one of his favorite films are bad

-will just buy an entire new car before getting it repainted.

- “that’s movie business, baby.”

- “it’s showbiz.”

-will actually spend an hour in the bathroom on his hair.

- will get pissed off if someone scuffs his shoes. (Probably will fight someone)

- gripes about video games and will not recognize them as a form of cinema.

- political rants. So. Many. Political. Rants.

- will say he hates politics and then turns around and gets so into politics it’s not even funny.

- “kids these days have it so easy-“

- “i hate this movie” *watches entire movie and enjoys it*

- will be a drama Queen. He is so dramatic it’s bad.

- he is incredibly homophobic/transphobic because he is repressing his own feelings. If he likes you, then you’re the “okay” kind and he will respect you. But if he doesn’t like you? It’s about to get set back a few decades.

- bought gendered toys for his kids. Refused to let Jimmy play with dolls/“girl toys”

- has caused numerous accidents texting and driving and refuses to stop

- actually does volunteer at soup kitchens during the holidays because he was also homeless at one point

- donates to rehab charities

- is actually acutely aware of his biases and is seeking help to get over them, regardless

-has pissed on more than a few cop cruisers. (And in them)

-plays video games in his alone time because he does have a want to become good enough in order to completely serve Lester/Jimmy by completely blindsiding them

-tries to use teen slang and lingo. Half his search history is figuring out what the hell Jimmy or Tracy (or Franklin) just said.

- will fight anybody who is openly racist.

- keeps a list of the sex offender registry in his car and just picks a few off when he’s bored or mad.

- has slept with Trevor and then spent almost a week justifying why it wasn’t gay.

-has a savior complex from hell.

- will cross a road to stay away from dogs, their fur gets everywhere, they’re slobbery, he hates them with a passion. (Yes, this includes Chop.)

#these are all based of canon Michael #gta headcanons #trevor #franklin clinton #chop #michael desanta #trevor philips #Tracy DeSanta #jimmy de santa

[strawberrybobamilk]

GTA Protagonists x Reader Scenarios

First date

Claude

The both of you spent the day at the amusement park; unexpectedly, he kept hugging you and holding hands, as he is afraid you wouldn't understand how much he loves you as he can't speak (but you smiled all the time and kissed him, telling him you love him just the way he is).

Tommy

He took you to a fancy restaurant! In general expect ALL dates with him to get pampered like royalty!

Carl

He took you on a fast food date and finished with a coffee break (if you know what I mean...).

Niko

Niko doesn't have any preference when it comes to dating, so he just took you anywhere you wanted. Even though he wasn't being very talkative, you could feel his eyes on you for the entire time.

Johnny

If you have a motorcycle: he is gonna race you (and never letting you win). If you don't have a motorcycle: he gladly lets you cling onto his back.

Luis

He took you to his own club and danced with you. Someone of course eyed you but Luis took care of it, asking you to not mind that man's bleeding nose.

Franklin

You rang Franklin's doorbell, and as soon as he opened the door you immediately fell backwards to the floor with something fluffy on your chest that was spreading drool all over your face. Both of you giggled at Chop waggling his tail and happily barking at you. You and Franklin spent the rest of the day walking in the park alongside Chop.

Michael

He invited you to the theater to watch his own magnum opus Meltdown together; the grin full of pride that he had throughout the whole movie was truly something priceless.

Trevor

Believe it or not, Trevor was actually scared and nervous as shit on your first date; yeah he has been with countless women before, but it was never something serious, and you were different: so many people he loved abandoned him, what if he messed up here and you'd end up leaving? Despite all his insecurities, your first date went great: he took you on a ride on his plane. It was nice for him to have someone who truly admired him and his pilot skills. When you both landed, you giggled and kissed his cheek, telling him how wonderful it all was. He looked like a tomato for the rest of the day.

Note: this is my first attempt at writing x reader stuff, so sorry if it's a bit sucky (also sorry if there's grammar mistakes, english isn't my first language). Also I need more Niko x reader stuff, my boy deserves more appreciation.

#gta x reader #claude speed x reader #tommy vercetti x reader #carl johnson x reader #niko bellic x reader #johnny klebitz x reader #luis lopez x reader #franklin clinton x reader #michael de santa x reader #trevor philips x reader #gta scenarios #gta headcanons

[rreskk]

I luv when you talk abt Yankton trevor! I wanna know more abt that guy so bad rockstar is withholding af, I need to know what different flavor of crazy he was before he thought both his bffs died

I could write 1000000 headcanons about the North Yankton era... So have part 2:

NORTH YANKTON HEADCANONS: Trevor Philips

-Because he was cleaner (hygiene and drugs) than he is now, Trevor was quite the ladies man back in the day. He looked like a walking 70s porn star, and when I tell you he was popular, HE WAS. Trevor always found himself flattering women of all ages. His moustache and crazy mullet attracted ladies in the clubs so effortlessly. All he had to do was wink and they’d be giggling like a group of teenage girls.

-No matter how freezing the temperatures was, Trevor never got sick. He never had a fever, never had a cold, never caught illnesses (apart from diarrhoea and food poisoning).

-He met Amanda before Michael. They definitely had some history… I headcanon that they had slept with each other before (drunk or high) on a night out, and Trevor introduces her to Michael in the same night club (not mentioning they shared intimacy the week before), then grew salty when she liked him more than Trevor, forming a relationship. He didn’t want Amanda romantically, but he was pissed that Michael managed to be favourited.

-Michael tried to introduce new people to the crew on multiple occasions but they’d somehow get on Trevor’s nerves, ending up dead in a ditch, or under the snow; unconscious or literally dead.

-Taught Michael how to ice-skate (thanks to his hockey skills).

-Trevor was stoned on weed or cocaine most of the time, so I’d imagine during a situation where they are all planning a heist, he’d be sitting there, staring mindlessly, not understanding anything about the robbery, but still managing to pull it off (if he didn’t kill people along the way…).

-He stole presents for Christmas. He had stolen many barbie doll houses and princess costumes for Tracey when she was little. Amanda refuses to keep it, but Michael managed to persuade her (after being threatened by Trevor).

-He used to draw over his wanted posters whenever he saw them in public. Trevor would draw penises or tits all over them.

-Trevor was still very sensitive about being discharged from the air force so whenever he saw a military man, he’d kill them. And whenever he heard a jet in the skies, he’d have one of his mental breakdowns (and snort many pounds of cocaine).

-One time, his mother was released from prison and she found out he had money (After a good score), and invited herself over to North Yankton. That’s how she met Michael and Amanda. They probably invited her for a meal out, with Trevor, and he was sat there, in silence, not eating anything while his mother would make conversation with Mike and Amanda, treating them how he wanted to be treated all his childhood. Following the day out, Betty admitted she wished Michael was her son instead of Trevor. (He definitely refused to see him or Amanda for weeks after that).

-Trevor had a phase of wearing beanies.

-Before Amanda, Trevor and Michael probably had a threesome with a random prostitute.

-Got drunk and had a foursome as well.

-All he wore was parka coats. That was the only brand he wore. Parka. (bonus if it had a custom Canadian flag.)

-The only reason he’s sensitive about his nationality was because back in North Yankton, people in the clubs would constantly make fun of him. He hadn’t experienced this treatment before so it him bitter.

-He totally didn’t know he was being called “the one pump chump.”

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[j3st3r-13]

*clears throat*

dad trevor, with the reader being their teen kid (can be fem or neutral doesn't matter)

ty!

trevor philips with a teen!kid

anon this is my fucking jam

let's be honest here you were either the result of some hookup or he found you on the street. it really doesn't matter because your dad loves you no matter what 100% of the time.

you could try and kill him and he'd be like okay crazy calm down and go back to bed.

depending on the time period wade and chef are your uncles or brad lester and Mikey are your uncles. either way, your the most protected kid on the planet, nobody and I mean nobody fucks with you.

trev will teach you how to shoot from the moment you can hold a gun. you scap with whoever whenever. uncle M says that you inherited feralness from your dad (he's right)

you are the only one who can calm Trevor down, sometimes you can't but mostly you can. you are also the only one he would ever consider giving up meth for.

sorry sweetie he would die for you but he won't give up his criminal lifestyle for you. he's gonna die with a gun in his hand whether you like it or not.

trev teaches you everything you know, how to read, write, hotwire anything, ride a bike, fly a plane, and load a gun. he's your sole teacher which probably isn't good in the long run, but he's fun.

Trevor's suicidal tendencies are gone with you, he can't imagine leaving you behind, especially by his own hand. its the main reason why he forgives Michael he gets it now.

(im imagining you an older teen like 19/20. traces age)speaking of Michael you were heartbroken to find out uncle mickey was dead, and you mourned him alongside your dad, only to find out he's alive and well?! you practically kick the door in yourself.

you cant forgive uncle M for a long time but you do enjoy that you have your best friends Tracey back. It's a heartwarming reunion and even jimmy takes a second away from his dick and his game to hug you.

if you are an older teen like 'the 20's'20s then you might date franklin or Lamar,(only if you wanted to and I was gonna include trace but it is kinda weird ) anyway trev would be furious and pleased if you dated someone like frank. he knows and respects frank but franks also shit scared of your dad win-win.

your dads is surprisingly cool with you dating as long as it's all age-legal and shit. he doesn't care if you hook up/friends with benefits but if you dated so he'd wanna know as soon as. mostly so he can do his whole scary dad routine. ( he does this for fun, he trusts you to be smart and date who you like, I mean he fell in love with a mexicans wife he held hostage)

when you get older you'd move into a nearby trailer, taking up the whole block. It's funny TPI trailers are a mess and yous look semi-decent.

overall, Trevor an amazing father, not a very conventional one but someone you can turn to and trust. he's your friend first but a protective father second. he loves you and you have some badass parents

oh god I dont even wanna think about something sensible...

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