#he's just embarrassed he didn't realise you meant the fresher sooner

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There Aint No Toilets In Space - Isekai Bullkark

Ok, but the funniest thing about Isekai is the culture clash?? (Bullkark is my SW slang for drabble) Pairings: I mean, not really any but if you squint REAAAAAAL hard, you might see Echo x reader Warnings: None. Purely mundane nonsense for some chuckles. The stuff you don’t think to think about. Well I’m here to help you find out what that would be like my pals. （づ￣3￣）づ╭❤️～ Author’s notes: Have you ever heard them call the fresher a toilet in canon before? Or loo? I haven’t, so I’m officially stating that means they don’t have the words toilet or loo. ---------------------------------------------- “So, um, where’s the uhhh, loo?” you ask in a quiet, sheepish voice. You knew this would happen eventually, but you legitimately never thought in a million years you would be asking Echo, a character from a fictional show you loved watching, where the fucking toilet was. In the Star Wars universe. Where lightsabres existed. The. Fucking. Loo. “The what?” Echo gives you a bemused look. “Y’know, the toilet?” there’s a low level of urgency in your voice that Echo picks up on, but not what you’re getting at, causing him to mildly panic at the thought that he won’t be able to help you with whatever mysterious other-dimensional needs may have.  “I don’t know what that means?” your pointed stare at him only seems to make him panic a little more, “Well, what’s it’s function? Let’s start with that.” A blush crosses your face as you mentally prepare yourself to suck it up and tell the nice star wars man you gotta pee so fucking bad. “I need to pee. Where do I go?”  Now it was his turn to blush, a brilliant crimson from ear to ear. If you didn’t need to pee so badly right now, you’d have enjoyed how cute it made him look a little more, but no, No cute thoughts. Only pee. God, please let him show me where the bathroom is.  “Oh!” there’s a slight sound of relief mixed with embarrassment in his exclamation, “You mean the ‘fresher? It’s over here.” a flustered Echo directs you down the narrow gangway of the Marauder to the tiny cubicle that was the refresher. Echo proceeds to give you a quick explanation on how to use the vac-tube, which you briskly thank him for before asking him to give you some privacy.  Acknowledging this he scoots off elsewhere in the marauder to literally face palm, and groan at his first-hand embarrassment. Other-dimensional needs? What does that even mean, of course they just needed to use the fresher! 

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#star wars #star wars the bad batch #the bad batch #tbb #star wars isekai #isekai bad batch #the bad batch isekai #isekai bullkark #echo #echo tbb #echo the bad batch #the marauder #echo x reader #if you look hard enough i guess #he's just embarrassed he didn't realise you meant the fresher sooner #he's a highly skilled soldier for crying out loud #it's okay though bby #ppl from other dimensions have really weird words for things #day night cycle? just call it a rotation #im thinking a swear off with wrecker next