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loganscyangutspill · 7 months
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SO.. UM... YEAH.
That's my Bubba headcanon I quess. Big chubby man with definitely some untamed hair and acne/acne scars (dude must be so sweaty under that skin mask his own skin would break out so much for sure) and other little bruises and cuts. Let's not forget the crooked teeth and full ass lips for smoochin~
Also I love the idea of Bubba accualy being one of the most clean members of the family due to him liking to look nice for dinner and other special occasions. I bet he actually likes to take care of himself he just never really had anyone to teach him how to do it properly or just the fact that there are probably more important things to buy with the little money the family have than fancy hygienic products. (They all be using that 13 in 1 type of soap fr) They also definitely have to save water and stuff so... yeah...
So he might be a little sloppy with his self-care (I bet if he shaves he leaves out a little patches of hair here and there >v<) but he is trying his best...
And if you're into Bubba x reader stuff... He would probably try extra hard to look nice for u <3
tee heeee~
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Now hang in there Louie, I'm sure SOMEONE might want that...
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wickedwormwood · 5 years
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“Martyrdom at the hands of Fate”
Best picture of 2019 so far.
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heh, yeaaaa I should probably stop the teasing... BUT, since your so tiny now? that means you can experience certain "luxury's" much easier than a normal sized person~ *without a warning, they get a SUPER fluffy blanket, and wraps up dorkly in it with his head poking out like a burrito* he heeee~ is this comfy~? - Tech anon
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“Oh yeah this is comfy! Really warm in here! Thanks Techy!”
M!A TINY DORKLY 13/20 asks
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ragnarssons · 6 years
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the 100 ask game
I was tagged by @nightbleeder ty <3 (even tho half of the fandom won’t like my answers, yikes)  1. What would you get arrested for on the Ark? as the things were on s1? Probably punching Kane in the face just for being around... or probably stealing some supplies for people I care about. Or murder, because sometimes the urge is strong, it has to be even worse on a very limited space like the ark. 2. Would you take off your wristband when you landed on the ground? ehhhh uuuuh, no, especially not with Bellamy’s ways of doing things at the time. Yeah, when Bellamy started to forbid people from eating unless they take their wristband off, is the only time I sided with Finn... 3. What would the necklace Finn would make for you look like? (Clarke: deer/Raven: a raven duh..) a fist in his face? Idk, Finn would have never made me a necklace because I wouldn’t have liked him at all to begin with. But if it has to come to that, maybe a tree leaf or something that simple. 4. If you could resurrect any MINOR character who would it be? *big breath* SINCLAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR 5. Create a squad of 5 characters to go on missions with. Who are they? Bellamy “eyes sharp” Blarke, Clarke doctor Griffin, Monty, Roan (because broanlarke and also their mission was badass), and Raven “it won’t survive me” Reyes. I have guns, swords, brains, abs, technology, and medical support. 6. Minty or Briller? Briller. I’m actually looking forward to see what they did with Jackson and Miller tbh.... 7. What would your name be in Trigedasleng? (example: Octavia=Okteivia…just make it up!) ehhh, Mari? Yeah kinda like Madi, cool. 8. Thoughts on Finn? Some people hate him, and others love him, so I’m curious  Who? Listen, I didn’t hate him at first, when I started the show. To me watching the first eps, it was THAT simple, Bellamy was the “bad guy” and Finn was “the good guy” the storyline sides with every time. And Clarke and him are the “rightful couple”. But delving into the show it gets more complicated and even tho I shipped Bellarke and Bellamy was by far my fav over Finn, I was “mehhh” with Finn. I didn’t care about his ass tbh. When he died I didn’t care. And then I rewatched the show. And I re-rewatched it. And re-re-rewatched it. And I HATE Finn. There is no more self-righteous character (except Octagon), and yet he’s the most basic douchebag you could ever put on a tv show. He’s lying, he’s cheating people, yet for a long while (5 episodes is still a long while) the narrative makes us want to be like “yeahh Finn ur so gooood”. And when there actually is the “love triangle” he goes all weak ass about it, being “sorry” and yet doing NOTHING to atone for what he did. He sleeps with Raven while it’s SOOO OBVIOUS that she’s just fucking him because she’s desperate and sad and just running away from things. SERIOUSLY? You don’t love her, she loves you, but you sleep with her??? And the way both Raven and Clarke had to be the “bigger person” for his sorry ass. I’m glad they worked things through and got an awesome relationship even tho he was here, with his “sad puppy eyes” dumb face. And the way he’s stalking Clarke wherever she goes, questioning and criticizing all her decisions. AND when on Unity Day he put CLARKE’S ass in danger, then went all “youuu should have truuusted meeee” when Clarke got her ass saved by Bellamy, BECAUSE his idea was dumb to begin with (and also because he kinda “forced” her hand to speak with the Grounders while she NEVER wanted to do that in the first place... why didn’t he go himself ehhh if he’s sooo smart? And after that he acted all schocked because the Grounders came with weapons - DUUUUUH). Do I hate Finn enough here?  9. Be honest. How willing would you have been to take the chip without knowing all the horrible things it does? Not. I’ve known really hard times, but never in my life I have thought about “turning my feelings/pain off” in a superficial way. And idk, kinda knowing it’s some kind of computer thingy (do they know?) “taking control” over you, ehhh no. I don’t do drugs. 10. What character do you relate to most & What character do you like the least not including the obvious ones like Pike, etc… I relate to Bellamy the most. Idk, yeah I don’t have a little sister who was my duty for all my life. But on a larger spec, I’d do most of the things he did. I know I’d kill only if it were necessary and I know I wouldn’t be able to live with it and trying to atone for it. I know that I’m true and impetuous and impredictable like Bellamy.  And the ones I relate with the least are Octagon and Mur.hy (let’s not tag him because heeee). 11. Describe your delinquent outfit. (Would you wear something like Murphy’s jacket with the spikey red shoulder patch or have a trademark like Jasper’s goggles? Be creative, yet practical) I’d be a basic bitch. With Clarke’s good earth cleavage because I can rock it too.  12. Favorite type of mutant animal? I loved the idea of the deer (also on s1 Lincoln actually has a “mutant horse”). I think Pauna is ridiculous, tho. I’d like to see more of these, on the other hand. 13. What would your job be on the Ark? Janitor? 14. Would you have willingly pumped Ontari’s heart if Abby asked? I think so. I know that when my adrenaline kicks in, I am able to push back a lot of my discomforts. Even tho I HATEEEEEEEEE everything related to surgery and stuff like that. To save Clarke, I would have, yeahhh... 15. If Lxa wasn’t Heda, but she’s still alive right? then who would make the best commander? No one? Idk just destroy this autocratic way of ruling. Wells would have been a good leader *side eyes*. Idk at least the Chancellor is elected, but I really disagree with the whole Grounders’ politics soooo I really don’t care about all this. 16. If you were a grounder, then where would you live and who would be your mentor? I’d love my mentor to be Lincoln. And ummm as for the clan ummm, I don’t care?? Trishanakru? The butterflies are nice, you know. 17. How would you act if you ate the hallucinogenic nuts like Jasper and Monty? Monty. I too want to give the Earth a giant hug. 18. How would you have dealt with Charlotte’s crime? A more John Murphy approach or Bellamy Blake? I would have given her some therapy cuz I don’t know why Wells had to die because she was seeing Jaha in her nightmares. Like?? Logic?? Where are you?? I really don’t know what I would have done but certainly NOT what they did to Murphy but also NOT what he would have done himself had he caught Charlotte (or what he did through the episode). Banishment seemed like a good idea, but she’s still a kid. Gosh I have no idea.  19. Who should be the Chancellor, if anyone? Someone from the lower ranks on the Ark. Like Sinclair? Given his relationships to a lot of characters, he would have been a good Chancellor, yeh. Or Ginger Dad. 20. Mount Weather had a lot of modern commodities. (example: Maya’s Ipod)What is the one thing you would snatch while there? Dante’s art collection. 21. Do you think you’d have caught the virus spread through camp or would you have been immune like Oct.via? Since my headcanon is that the virus was like “a moral compass” (since only the good characters got it), I’d say that I wouldn’t be immune. (I’ll never buy this bs saying that Octagon and Finn are “the strong ones” LMAO) 22. What would your grounder tattoos look like? Hairstyle? War paint? type Aloy on Google and that’s it. Aloy is bae. I also loved Lxa’s back tattoo tbh. And no war paint (idk all of these, on the show, are ridiculous). 23. Favorite quote? “For all its faults, Earth is really beautiful” also “We save who we can save today”. I also love the Traveler’s Prayer.  24. Can you forgive Mur.hy for his actions? How about Bellamy? About Mur/hy it’s gonna be a big NO. Like, sorry, I still have zero empathy for this character. People call him “complex”, to me, he hasn’t changed ever since the beginning of the show (he literally abandoned his “buddy” Bellamy on 401 like ehhh??). And the way he’s so judgy and “sassy” while he’d morally have ZERO right to be. I think the fandom works way more to make me dislike him, how everyone integrated the fact that he’s a bs human being and act like it’s normal and it’s a reason to like/love him. Bellamy has changed a lot from s1 to s4, I’ve never seen him NOT atone or try to do better after his screw-ups. That’s the main difference to me. Starting as a certain person, distrusting the others, okay, it’s one thing. Never buging from that? Nop. Several characters showed a lot of care for Mur.hy and he never did (apart from the very last moments of 413 so who knows, maybe coming from that, my PoV will change, but from s1 to s4 my PoV never changed on him). I honestly like the idea of the show integrating a character like this in the story, it’s “different”, yes. It’s just not characters I like and/or relate to. I also feel like the writers don’t (didn’t? until now) know how to put him in a narrative close to the people he could evolve with (because they... didn’t want him to evolve?). He was just alone on lots of times, aaand very often, sadly for him, related to SLs I didn’t like (Polis, Jaha’s quest, the mansion and all). I don’t like the “in it only for myself” kinds of characters. (if it can help, I also disliked both Bellamy and Kane when they seemed to be “just that” as well... but they evolved). 25. If one of the characters was in the Hunger Games, who would have the best shot at winning? NOOOOO ALREADY SO MUCH DEATH NOOOO One of the Grounders most likely. And unless it would be Lincoln then I wouldn’t care. 26. Least favorite ship? Favorite ship? NOT INCLUDING CL OR BC anything including Octagon. Also anything including Finn. My favorite ship is Bellarke and I ain’t gonna bend the truth *shrugs* I care very little about any other ships on here lmao (except Monty and Harper, they have my thumbs up).  27. A song that should be included in the next season, like when Radioactive was? If there had to be another guest star like Shawn Mendes on the show, who would you want to make a cameo? Some Olafur Arnalds, let’s suffer. 28. What would you do if you were stuck in the bunker with Murp.y for all that time? Honestly? All the data he had about the past in that thing? I would have watched it all. (or did it have only the one video with ALIE and Becca? I don’t remember) 29. Opinion on Emori? Roan? I loved Roan when he was an ally, but I do think he had a manipulative side that he played on Clarke a lot. I think he could have had way more potential than what they did with him. As for Emori... I like her, I’m glad she’s still alive as in, I hope they’ll delve into her more to make me like her more. Because I liked how she started to develop a “care” for Clarke and the others after ep408. Before that, I also didn’t like her, the “Bonnie and Clyde” thing she had with Murp.y didn’t interest me. 30. Would you want to be an extra that is killed off in a brutal way? Eh, yeah why not. 31. A character you’d like to learn more about and get flashbacks of? MONTY, I mean? Why did he never get flashbacks?? Also Harper, Miller, Jackson, idk the Sky People ya kno.  32. A character you’d bang? Look, “Satisfied Girl” and Bree are my girls goal. @head-and-heart @bellamynochillblake @bellsbeard @captainheroism @grumpybell @bellamyslaugh @perhalta @bobnorley @foolish-nymeria ehhh if anyone else wants to do it, let’s go!
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9ries-moved · 7 years
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heres another tag game hoot
tagged by my forever @inlovewithoseok​​ !!
Rules: answer 30 questions and then tag 20 blogs you would like to know better
1. Nickname: red 2. Gender: female 3. Star sign: aries 4. Height: 5′6? or 5′7? im not sure lol! 5. Time: 4:36pm 6. Birthday: april 1 7. Favourite band(s): bts, bp, hillsong lol im so bland woops 8. Favourite solo artist(s): mindy gledhill, charlie xcx, dodie, jack johnson, gnash 9. Song stuck in my head: torete by moonstar88 10. Last movie I watched: i-i dont remember :0 11. Last show I watched: friends 3> 12. When did I create my blog: 2012 or 2013, i cant remember! but i only started being active this year lol 13. What do I post:  kpop (mainly bts, rarely bp/rv/svt) + aesthetics 14. Last thing I googled: porque by matilda (tagalog version) lyrics 15. Do you have other blogs: nip nop 16. Do you get asks: nope 17. Why did you choose your URL: im inlove w jimin n i want his love!!!! 18: Following: 226 19. Followers: 80 20. Favourite colour: red nd pink 21. Average hours of sleep: 6-8 22. Lucky number: idk i dont think i hav one 23. Instruments: violin 24. What am I wearing: an old pe shirt 25. How many blankets do I sleep with: 1 26. Dream job: actress/model uwu 27. Dream trip: anywhere w my friends ! 28. Favourite food: fries or ramen 29. Nationality: filipino 30. Favourite song now: boys by charlie xcx
uhhh i tag: @wrapmons @shebts @wigns @eveymo @van6ogh @softjm @jikooksgf
lol tht wasnt 20 people but idk who else to tag heeee
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quinnlocke · 7 years
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And here are some (not quite so random) for you! :-D 3, 13, 26, 35, 37, 41, 59, 107, 113, 123, 144
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? - Funny you should ask. On Friday I am flying up to Maine to see @withy-windled and @therealemma-trevelyan.
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? - Very much so, especially the hair at the back of my neck. I get all tingly and giggly lol.
26. What do you do when you wake up? - If I have work I trudge out of bed, put on my work uniform (except the chef coat, that doesn’t go on until I get to work). On my days off I usually get up, make coffee and some form of breakfast and then scroll tumblr or check my ao3.
35.  Would you rather live without TV or music? - TV cause I actually just cancelled my cable. I only use streaming services now. So really I have proven I can live without it. I would be lost without music.
37. What do you say during awkward silences? - Meow!
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? - I used to say yes to this and gave my fair share of second chances to many people. A lot of those people proved they didn’t deserve them. I guess it would have to be based on the severity of the act for me to make that decision from now on.
59. First thing you ate this morning? - Heeee!!! Ok so I have a love of breakfast sandwiches. I like to make egg, meat, and cheese sandwiches with whatever leftover meat I have on hand. So this morning I actually toasted leftover hot dog buns and put eggs, colby jack cheese, and leftover meatloaf on them and made a yummy sandwich.
107. Have you ever been on a horse? - Yes a few times when I was a kid I’ve gotten to do the state fair horse rides. Never got to experience really riding a horse which I have always wanted.
113. What was your childhood nickname? - Tiger, Tigerskins, Skinnybutt
123. Is cheating ever okay? - Cheating death is totally fine. Everything else involving cheating is probably morally questionable.
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? - Milk chocolate and some semi-sweets. White chocolate leaves a funny residue behind and dark just ends up making my lips pucker cause it’s too bitter.
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yangyyoung · 7 years
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So I was playing Destiny with my friend, and our other friend was in a Skype call with us. They started writing down the less than normal things we said
[16/10/2017 23:28:42] Jonk: THATS NOT A STRIKE THAT IS CANCER by fall out boy [16/10/2017 23:29:22] Jonk: whats the officer problem? [16/10/2017 23:30:34] Jonk: I don't get jokes now because im that tired BY FALL OUT BOY [16/10/2017 23:32:02] Jonk: GUN WEAPON [16/10/2017 23:32:04] Jonk: YES [16/10/2017 23:32:07] Jonk: WORDSS [16/10/2017 23:32:46] Jonk: Racist [16/10/2017 23:33:12] Jonk: MMmMmmMMm [16/10/2017 23:33:22] Jonk: EEeEEeEeh [16/10/2017 23:33:27] Jonk: EEEEEEH [16/10/2017 23:33:45] Jonk: Hehe [16/10/2017 23:34:03] Jonk: ARaRrGH [16/10/2017 23:34:43] Jonk: Oh NoOOooO [16/10/2017 23:35:17] Jonk: YES [16/10/2017 23:37:03] Jonk: #savetank [16/10/2017 23:37:17] Jonk: #killtank [16/10/2017 23:37:42] Jonk: haha help me [16/10/2017 23:38:02] Jonk: im gonna help trump [16/10/2017 23:38:30] Jonk: Bquacka quacka duck duck [16/10/2017 23:38:55] Jonk: angery doggos [16/10/2017 23:39:32] Jonk: THERES THE GHOSTIE [16/10/2017 23:39:47] Jonk: PRESIDENT MAN [16/10/2017 23:39:58] Jonk: SPACE MAGIC [16/10/2017 23:40:17] Jonk: MAMMAAAAAAAAAAA I KILLLED A MAAAAN [16/10/2017 23:40:32] Jonk: Its funnier without context [16/10/2017 23:40:51] Jonk: OUNCHE OUNCHE OUNCHE OUNCHE [16/10/2017 23:41:04] Jonk: SITS [16/10/2017 23:41:37] Jonk: EUGH [16/10/2017 23:41:46] Jonk: BRAKKIUS MOCKAMABA [16/10/2017 23:41:54] Jonk: OUR PRESIDENT MAN [16/10/2017 23:42:27] Jonk: aaaaAh [16/10/2017 23:43:16] Jonk: zappy zappy zap zap [16/10/2017 23:43:24] Jonk: BURNY BALL [16/10/2017 23:43:51] Jonk: EeeuuuGH [16/10/2017 23:44:01] Jonk: eeEeeEEeeEee [16/10/2017 23:44:05] Jonk: eeeeeEEEEeH [16/10/2017 23:44:26] Jonk: angery angery doggos [16/10/2017 23:44:52] Jonk: BURNY BURNY BALL BALL [16/10/2017 23:45:14] Jonk: "Why is it grey" [16/10/2017 23:45:15] Jonk: me [16/10/2017 23:45:32] Jonk: FLAMY FLAMY HOT SHIELD [16/10/2017 23:45:46] Jonk: BARAK OBAMA ZAMA [16/10/2017 23:45:55] Jonk: HEALY HEALY BUBBLE [16/10/2017 23:46:02] Jonk: ARSE CANNON [16/10/2017 23:46:09] Jonk: AFGHANISTANA [16/10/2017 23:47:11] Beck Walker: y'all are high [16/10/2017 23:47:19] Jonk: My stomach hurts from laughing [16/10/2017 23:49:02] Jonk: ZIBBITY BAP BAP A DAP DAP [16/10/2017 23:49:37] Jonk: cAAaOoOol [16/10/2017 23:50:12] Jonk: "I am sane" [16/10/2017 23:50:28] Jonk: wham bam the other thing on it [16/10/2017 23:50:38] Jonk: ZAPHARALABANANANANA [16/10/2017 23:50:43] Jonk: THING BING [16/10/2017 23:50:49] Jonk: WINKY WINKY FACE [16/10/2017 23:51:12] Jonk: ZaphaLAAAAA [16/10/2017 23:51:24] Jonk: OoOOOOoooOo [16/10/2017 23:51:30] Jonk: Awwwwww [16/10/2017 23:52:19] Jonk: ahem [16/10/2017 23:52:33] Jonk: mista yang yang [16/10/2017 23:52:46] Jonk: HES STANDIN LIKE MAH GRAN [16/10/2017 23:53:39] Jonk: Shoutout to saltynut97 [16/10/2017 23:54:32] Jonk: I think theyre all irish because theyre all alcoholics... clearly [16/10/2017 23:54:43] Jonk: HhEeEe hEee HeeE hEeeE HeEE [16/10/2017 23:55:06] Jonk: insert mickey mouse mating call [16/10/2017 23:55:32] Jonk: heebis to jeebis help mah neebis [16/10/2017 23:55:44] Jonk: LETS SEE YER DIRTIES [16/10/2017 23:56:03] Jonk: RAMEN DANCE RAMEN DANCE RAMEN DANCE RAMEN DANCE RAMEN DANCE RAMEN DANCE [16/10/2017 23:56:16] Jonk: Slappin the D [16/10/2017 23:56:26] Jonk: ARE THE RAMEN IS GONE [16/10/2017 23:56:37] Jonk: But I like the ramen [16/10/2017 23:57:33] Jonk: reads my annotations [16/10/2017 23:57:41] Jonk: famous [16/10/2017 23:58:00] Jonk: THE FLOOR IS LAVA [16/10/2017 23:58:06] Jonk: This is MY ball [16/10/2017 23:58:25] Jonk: LETS DO A STRIKEY STRIKE [16/10/2017 23:58:29] Jonk: MIKEY MIKE [16/10/2017 23:58:44] Jonk: FUCK SUck I'M OKAY I LIVED [16/10/2017 23:58:50] Jonk: auUUugH [16/10/2017 23:59:03] Jonk: my nuggets have been stolen from me by an angery giraffe [16/10/2017 23:59:31] Jonk: EAT SLEEP KILL MAHSELF [16/10/2017 23:59:49] Jonk: eVUuUuR [00:00:44] Jonk: ZAPPY ZAPPY LIGHTENING POLE [00:00:50] Jonk: OMG ITS THORS DICK [00:01:02] Jonk: How am I dancing on thors dick? [00:01:08] Jonk: zappy zappy lightening [00:01:26] Jonk: ME AND CHRIS HEMSWORTH HAVE HAD A COUPLE NIGHTS TOGETHER OKAY? [00:01:33] Jonk: SmokaAAAAy [00:02:02] Jonk: his mum walks in [00:02:41] Jonk: "I saved myself from committing suicide" [00:03:03] Beck Walker: I'm going to sleep lol [00:03:09] Jonk: baiiiiiii [00:03:16] Jonk: lord cookiebin [00:03:45] Jonk: silence? [00:04:11] Jonk: silenceness doesn't exist [00:04:47] Jonk: aw for fFFfffFFFfffff [00:05:10] Jonk: sings bohemian rhapsody for some reason [00:05:18] Jonk: EeEeEEeEE [00:05:32] Jonk: Seven EeeBeee dabadaba [00:05:56] Jonk: aAAa [00:06:36] Jonk: im a magical space fucking wizrd [00:06:42] Jonk: I DONT FUCK SPACE [00:06:53] Jonk: nO NoNonONoNoNO [00:07:15] Jonk: BURNY BURNY SUN SUN [00:07:51] Jonk: SUPER SPEEDY BLUE THING [00:08:16] Jonk: theres also the one that was really big [00:08:38] Jonk: there was a dog that was an alien dog that was orange [00:08:43] Jonk: GHOSTIE EVILNESS [00:09:02] Jonk: DIAMOND MAN [00:09:06] Jonk: DIAMOND MAN [00:09:18] Jonk: Big blobby stuff [00:09:29] Jonk: AAaaAaA big blobby one [00:09:51] Jonk: bepper [00:09:58] Jonk: MMmMmmMm [00:10:39] Jonk: why is everybody but me dead [00:10:50] Jonk: tanky tanky tank tank [00:11:08] Jonk: OW MY FUCKING FOREHEAD [00:11:23] Jonk: LIY-LA-LAZORS [00:11:57] Jonk: SHOOTS ONLY THE FUCK OUTTA HIM [00:12:13] Jonk: avatar sex? [00:12:20] Jonk: DREGS [00:12:54] Jonk: Please............................don't die [00:13:21] Jonk: lemmie shoot all these doggos in the face because I shoot doggos [00:13:35] Jonk: BUT ITS OKAY BECAUSE THEYRE ALIEN DOGGOS [00:14:12] Jonk: iIIIIIM bburnInG AGaIN [00:14:46] Jonk: "Im not reviving you" [00:15:33] Jonk: they really don't to anything with those 4 arms [00:15:35] Jonk: I mean [00:15:48] Jonk: maybe they do and we don't kno because its a bit NSFW [00:16:13] Jonk: "Guess you could say they're not a good ARMY" [00:16:21] Jonk: That's a thIIIiiiIng [00:16:37] Jonk: AHM GETTIN SHOT IN THE NOGGIN [00:17:10] Jonk: "that's LITERALLY explosive diarheoa" [00:17:18] Jonk: cant spell diarrhoea [00:17:49] Jonk: I just got a hug from a tank [00:17:58] Jonk: ITS GUN CANNON OF NOBBYNESS [00:18:35] Jonk: SSSSSSSSSSSSSuck on a pole [00:19:02] Jonk: "Im the reason the stars are named after people" [00:19:20] Jonk: Ill zap you like a ......................................................................................................................... toaster in a bathtub [00:19:33] Jonk: "why is it green?" [00:20:41] Jonk: fuckity fuckity fuckity fuck [00:20:52] Jonk: shooty bastard [00:21:00] Jonk: LOOK AT TRUMPS WALL [00:21:06] Jonk: Too many walls.. [00:21:30] Jonk: AhAAAAAhhHaHahahAh [00:22:00] Jonk: alright kids lets all line up for grenade time [00:23:28] Jonk: wazalabananamaaaaaaaan [00:24:21] Jonk: its the new trend [00:24:42] Jonk: my new hobby [00:24:58] Jonk: "I love purple balls" [00:25:11] Jonk: heheh [00:25:32] Jonk: NNnnNNNnN [00:26:11] Jonk: "*something about cannons*" [00:28:59] Jonk: I hear screaming children.......... im scared [00:29:09] Jonk: just screaming children [00:30:05] Jonk: something about being in children [00:30:12] Jonk: "don't quote that" [00:30:28] Jonk: Being INSIDE a SCREAMING CHILD? [00:30:44] Jonk: "cancer bullshit" [00:31:12] Jonk: "ronking our wonks" [00:32:00] Jonk: YOU CAN TOUCH MY BIG MAN CLAN [00:32:08] Jonk: Whhhee slide [00:32:53] Jonk: Awwww FUCK its me [00:33:05] Jonk: THOSE STAIRS DOWN THERES [00:33:26] Jonk: BYEBYEZAVALA [00:33:47] Jonk: "iM gonna dance on this pole now" [00:34:01] Jonk: ayeoanayego [00:34:06] Jonk: idek [00:34:17] Jonk: I AM QUITE HAPPY TO GO TO EARTH [00:34:29] Jonk: Ive been to earth in real life [00:34:33] Jonk: HOLLYOATS [00:34:40] Jonk: I WANT A RELIGIOUS NUT [00:35:03] Jonk: I KINDA LIKE THE NESUS ARMOUR [00:35:21] Jonk: BUT I DONT THINK ITS NESUS ARY [00:35:44] Jonk: Its like that but with my face [00:35:57] Jonk: KekekeNyAAaaahaha [00:36:53] Jonk: ill be back in a sec ive had to pee since I started typing [00:38:48] Jonk: "whatever was said while I was gone" [00:39:13] Jonk: conclusion Ryan is a dead pig [00:39:40] Jonk: "don't PLANET just take us there" [00:39:47] Jonk: AaaaaAAAAAaaAAAa.... planet [00:40:09] Jonk: "you shove your head up his ass all you want" [00:40:19] Jonk: FunctIIiiiioooOOOoon [00:40:30] Jonk: By BbBrRAaaiIInnNN my BbRrraaAaIiiNNn [00:40:46] Jonk: "Its gona kill the child"??? [00:41:01] Jonk: illuminati [00:41:06] Jonk: confirmed [00:41:34] Jonk: Ya skallywager [00:41:54] Jonk: AaaaAaAAaaAAaAAaaAAaaaaAaaAAaaAAaaAAaAaaAaa [00:42:02] Jonk: EeeEuuuUuUuugh [00:42:13] Jonk: "lets have a drag race" [00:42:27] Jonk: couch? [00:42:43] Jonk: Like a bloody giant nose [00:42:48] Jonk: YOURE a giant nose [00:43:10] Jonk: "Theres a shop here called Amsell" [00:43:19] Jonk: "Amsell you somethings" [00:43:38] Jonk: Ahm FFffffffffffffff [00:43:46] Jonk: HHuHUHHuUUuUhuhU [00:44:04] Jonk: incomprehensible [00:44:20] Jonk: I SSOOoOouuuuUnD [00:44:38] Jonk: AHmm gonna Diee agaIN [00:44:51] Jonk: AHM NOT GOOD AT THE WHOLE LIVING THING [00:45:15] Jonk: Pikey dikeys? [00:45:26] Jonk: Little bike thing is a lesbian [00:45:52] Jonk: YOURE a bike that shoots lazers [00:46:05] Jonk: ILL SLAP YOU WITH YOUR BRAIN [00:46:38] Jonk: RYAN WANTS TO FUCK BRAINS [00:47:50] Jonk: youre a slap connon [00:47:53] Jonk: cannon [00:48:11] Jonk: I don't wanna know what they do with their slap connnons in their spare time [00:48:21] Jonk: they slap their cannons in their own time [00:48:34] Jonk: Im over HhEReReRReeeeeeuuuuuur# [00:49:15] Jonk: AAaaAaApPPlPLpplLlpLPLp! [00:49:25] Jonk: oOOoooooOooOoeeeeEeaAaaahhhH [00:49:39] Jonk: Ahm gonae bedaedaedae [00:50:06] Jonk: he was blown up by a tree [00:50:39] Jonk: thank you come again [00:50:46] Jonk: ah crap [00:50:54] Jonk: AaAAaaAaaAaaAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [00:51:10] Jonk: look at MeEeeEeeEEeE [00:51:41] Jonk: Teleport me into the sky and break my ankles ( daddy ;) ) [00:51:56] Jonk: "Im in someones bedroom now" [00:52:29] Jonk: YOURE PATHETIC OHAI DERE [00:52:39] Jonk: loLoLOLoloLOloLOL [00:52:47] Jonk: aaaAaAAaaAAaH [00:52:54] Jonk: HE SCREAMS A LOT [00:53:06] Jonk: Did you just assume his gender [00:53:17] Jonk: stop assuming the genders of floating eeyeballs [00:53:26] Jonk: BOOM BOOM CANNON OF BOOM BOOOMNESS [00:55:52] Jonk: don't dye me [00:56:00] Jonk: OH NO THERES A GRANADE UP MY VAGINA [00:56:07] Jonk: heheheh [00:56:15] Jonk: TALK ABOUT BEING BANGED [00:56:31] Jonk: I LIKE THIS BUSH [00:56:40] Jonk: this is a nice bush [00:56:48] Jonk: WHAT BUSHES ARE EXPLODING? [00:56:58] Jonk: #prayforbush [00:57:13] Jonk: AAAaaAHHh theres A PPpLlaAA [00:57:23] Jonk: ....im on fire.... [00:57:32] Jonk: zappy zappy zap [00:57:56] Jonk: MY PIGS ON FIYAH [00:58:04] Jonk: BAP THE SAYON? [00:58:15] Jonk: Were going on an adventure~ [00:58:25] Jonk: YOURE A STARLORD [00:58:56] Jonk: I DONT FUCK BRAINS [00:59:06] Jonk: I fffffUUUuh [00:59:20] Jonk: I cant get my pike up there [00:59:25] Jonk: 8is he saying bike?* [00:59:48] Jonk: pike is correct [01:00:01] Jonk: only pike in life [01:00:55] Jonk: 1..2....3...4...5....6....17...18 [01:01:12] Jonk: oh no im being killed by nothing [01:01:19] Jonk: YAAaAay [01:01:25] Jonk: Raggy doll [01:02:30] Jonk: CHESTICLES [01:02:46] Jonk: Slap the flag [01:04:03] Jonk: I killed the big guy [01:04:27] Jonk: BOOM BOOM MAN IM NOT TRYING TO BOOM BOOM YOU [01:04:41] Jonk: BOOM BOOM ME DADDY [01:04:50] Jonk: "Aliens are bad people" [01:05:02] Jonk: "lets build a roof to keep the aliens out"# [01:05:25] Jonk: HEY HERES SOME ASSBLASTS FOR YOU BASTARDS [01:05:42] Jonk: yA MON AHM A DED MON [01:06:02] Jonk: AAAAAAaaAAAaaaA BABALABBADEEBALABADA [01:06:07] Jonk: FUCK YAR MAH [01:06:20] Jonk: I beybladed the fuk outta that drone [01:06:35] Jonk: Yeeeeeeeeh! [01:06:42] Jonk: ohnonono [01:06:49] Jonk: sad kitty kitty [01:07:15] Jonk: Loadydoady [01:07:23] Jonk: DERES THE BIG BOY [01:07:28] Jonk: BIG BIG BOY BOY [01:07:38] Jonk: HERE COMES THE BIG FUCKBOY [01:07:44] Jonk: WITH HIS FUCKBOY GUN [01:07:50] Jonk: dae ye mind [01:08:06] Jonk: AHHHM BEING STABBED BY HIS BABIES [01:08:39] Jonk: Helllowwww! [01:08:55] Jonk: "Hi, im dead" [01:09:31] Jonk: youre a circle g-google plus [01:10:42] Jonk: wheres my heralded biscuit [01:10:55] Jonk: "youre just a digestive biscuit" [01:11:31] Jonk: HAVE A DING DONG DOODLE [01:11:52] Jonk: BOOM EVERYFING [01:12:01] Jonk: "wHOS YOUR DADDY" [01:12:37] Jonk: SPAAAAAAAAACE MAN I REALLY WANNA GO TO SPAAAAAAAAAAACE MAN~ [01:13:34] Jonk: loud music [01:13:39] Jonk: too loud [01:14:24] Jonk: "annnnnd you shall die" [01:15:35] Jonk: shooting them in the face with a grenade launcher isn't really punching them [01:16:47] Jonk: TOO LOUD MUSIC RYAN [01:16:56] Jonk: stabby stabby of the stab stab [01:17:20] Jonk: aAAaAAAAAaaaA [01:19:58] Jonk: he still hasn't turned down his music... [01:21:13] Jonk: who invited boulder120 to mah clan [01:21:17] Jonk: YER MAW [01:22:54] Jonk: steady hand became a bit of a shakey hand [01:25:35] Jonk: get yer face inside mines [01:26:13] Jonk: he can Nathan fill me in [01:26:30] Jonk: but youre so good at the fuck? [01:26:39] Jonk: kaede get me laid [01:26:56] Jonk: he playssszzzzZzZzZZzZz [01:27:06] Jonk: "I HATE THINGS" [01:27:26] Jonk: SHIPPY SHIPPY SHIP [01:27:45] Jonk: how do I even get in the thing [01:27:53] Jonk: THE SHIP IS A LIE [01:28:44] Jonk: Jared sukks [01:29:03] Jonk: Cayde is spelt cayde [01:30:55] Jonk: ryan is being a good good [01:31:26] Jonk: #womanschoice bbys [01:31:58] Jonk: #keepabortianlegal [01:33:01] Yangy: #ImAPolitics [01:33:44] Jonk: fin [01:37:41] Jonk: diarrhoea [01:38:00] Jonk: is the correct spelling [01:42:26] Yangy: Well [01:42:27] Jonk: bbys is not boys [01:42:32] Jonk: its babies [01:42:33] Yangy: That was an adventure [01:42:37] Jonk: babys [01:42:38] Jonk: bbys [01:42:54] Jonk: boiiiiiiiiiis [01:44:41] Jonk: 3 HOURS OF ANNOTATING [01:44:52] Jonk: I NEED AN AWARD
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I'm bored and I found this so
DO YOU WANT TO ANSWER THE 100 QUESTIONS NO ONE EVER ASKS? HERE’S THE FULL LIST: 1. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED? doesn't matter, sleep anyway 2. DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS? yes of course 3. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT? out i guess 4. HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE? nope 5. DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST-IT NOTES? nope 6. DO YOU CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM? nope never 7. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES? noooooooo but swarm of bees? 8. DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES? nope 9. DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES? kind of. yes 10. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE? there are soo many but i would say people chewing with their mouth open. ugggghh 11. DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK? nevah 12. HAVE YOU PEED IN THE WOODS? nevah 13. HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS? nevah 14. DO YOU EVER DANCE EVEN IF THERES NO MUSIC PLAYING? heee yes 15. DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS? nope euw 16. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK? zero 17. WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED? queen 18. WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK? anything JT or cody. i've been listening to the old albums and damn they're all good (but they bring back memories ahhhgggg) 19. IS IT OK FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK? yes please!! cute af 20. DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS? cartoon ftw. i LOVE cartoons 21. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE? so many???? not sure if i have any specific movie that i don't like... 22. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME? in a pile of underwear hahahahahha 23. WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER? regular h20 hahahahah 24. WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN? omg chicken nugggsss. just regular ketchup, or maybe some mayo 25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD? can't. answer. this. question. NO 26. WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE? hotel transylvania 1&2. told you i love cartoons 27. LAST PERSON YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU? i kissed this person on the cheek once and nobody has ever kissed me. ok shut up 28. WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT? nah 29. WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE? dude. look how ugly i am. nah 30. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER? on 2015 heyoo 31. CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL ON A CAR? nope 32. EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET? nope. can't even drive cause i'm a fucking pussy 33. EVER RAN OUT OF GAS? nope 34. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF SANDWICH? with ham in it. yaaas 35. BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST? freaking everything. but really, i'd love some chicken nuggs atm 36. WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME? me, hugging pillows, watching videos 37. ARE YOU LAZY? can you tell? awww yes 38. WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN? no halloween for me baby 39. WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN? um what. (ok i googled it) it's tiger 40. HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK? 2 and a half 41. DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS? nope 42. WHICH ARE BETTER: LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS? what are lincoln logs? (ok googled em) legos of course 43. ARE YOU STUBBORN? quite 44. WHO IS BETTER: LENO OR LETTERMAN? who the fuck are they? 45. EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS? no 46. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? yes 47. DO YOU SING IN THE CAR? heeee yissss 48. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? hahahaha yes 49. DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR? yes oh gosh 50. EVER USED A GUN? nope —————————– 51. LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER? 2016? for my drivers licence 52. DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY? yes uh huh 53. IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL? donno 54. EVER EAT A PIEROGI? what is that (ok no) 55. FAVORITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE? the classic apple pie 56. OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? a vet? 57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? kind of 58. EVER HAVE A DEJA-VU FEELING? of course 59. DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY? nope 60. DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS? to the toilet 61. DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE? nope 62. WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED? a shirt and a pj 63. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT? not even once 64. WALMART, TARGET, OR KMART? target!!! (even tho target's not in asia) 65. NIKE OR ADIDAS? doesn't matter. nike sounded cool 66. CHEETOS OR FRITOS? never had neither 67. PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS? sunflower seeds 68. EVER HEAR OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN? nope 69. EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS? nope 70. IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING? a businessman 71. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE? yes 72. EVER WON A SPELLING BEE? never got into one 73. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY? yes 74. OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS? no 75. OWN A RECORD PLAYER? no 76. DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE? never 77. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? yes 78. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT? Cody and JT 79. WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW? never been to one 80. HOT TEA OR COLD TEA? cold 81. TEA OR COFFEE? tea 82. SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES? idk 83. CAN YOU SWIM WELL? not really 84. CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE? yes i can 85. ARE YOU PATIENT? kind of. yes 86. DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING? don't need both 87. EVER WON A CONTEST? yes? 88. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY? no 89. WHICH ARE BETTER: BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES? idk 90. CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET? no 91. BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE? living room 92. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED? yes 93. IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED? 0 94. WHO WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH? afiq (sorry bruh) 95. DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY? kind of 96. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? no 97. DO YOU WANT KIDS? hell yes 98. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? blue 99. DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW? yes 100. WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TAG TO DO THIS VIDEO NEXT? nobody OK THIS WAS UNNECESSARY HAH
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