"Hey Adam, you wanna see a card trick?"
" This better not be a fucking prank."
14 notes
·
View notes
"Five bucks for a small coffee is a fucking rip off."
@hellcab | X
7 notes
·
View notes
@hellcab liked for a starter!)
The lingering of his eyes felt as though the man was trying to read her very soul. Silver tried to ignore it, but after a few minutes it was becoming apparent it was likely to continue. Of course, she had a lot of gazes tonight, seeing as the Nephilim braved keeping her wings out for once. Cat-calls, whispers and even slander thrown at her she’d managed to ignore. But this gentleman, he was doing none of these, simply watching her…
With a sigh, Silver got up from her seat in the bar, walking straight over to the stranger. Arms crossed and eyes narrowed, she spoke. “It’s rude to stare, you know.”
7 notes
·
View notes
{closed thread with @hellcab }
Lute looked down at the demon before her. Lute’s eyes focused on him through her mask. Hand tightly on her weapon. “Any last words” the finally minutes left on extermination day counted.
6 notes
·
View notes
Neutral Evil starters
@hellcab said: { For Charlie } - "Favors are just opportunities waiting to be cashed in. Remember that."
"I'm sorry you feel that way, Roth...but I'll have to disagree with you. I've happily done favors for my friends without expecting anything return because I don't want to hold that over them and they've done the same for me."
4 notes
·
View notes
personal Valkyrie starter for @hellcab
If the person on the ground were to listen closely, he would hear a faint "Hoyo-to"!! from above. it was an exorcist battel cry, and it worked like a charm. The warriors looked above to see boots coming down, before one got a white guitar to the face. A pair of fiery orange wings broke the man's fall. He smiled darting forward and bashing in another mask. His golden eyes were bright and wild as he continued his onslot. "You might want to cover your ears"! he yelled glancing at the sinner behind him. before flipping his guitar up towards the airborne Exorcists. He yelled loudly as he strummed but once, you could almost see shock waves radiating upward. Sparks flew out and there was a faint frying sound, before they fell to the ground dead.
3 notes
·
View notes
@hellcab Cont. from Here.
Lips press into a thin line as she listens, thankfully, she didn't particularly care how truths or warnings were given to her. It was a matter of if she could trust the person giving it or not. She didn't trust easily, not while alive and certainly even more now that she's dead. Sinners will say and do anything, for all she knows he could be doing the very same.
Tails flicker in response as she stares right back, trying to study him, see if there's a hint of maliciousness in his eyes. She's noticed the shift in expression, the lack of any mocking either. It's a good few moments really before she shuts the door and eventually settles back into the seat.
" If this is a trick, I will rip you apart myself. I hope we're clear on that. "
A choice to trust is not an easy one for her, but she also has never been in this neighborhood either, and Damien certainly can't be half-assed to tell her where it's probably not safe to go. So she has to rely on a stranger to tell her, and hope it's not some lie or trick to get her alone somewhere to kill her off himself.
3 notes
·
View notes
— ˖ ✦ * — Shit shit shit shit shit.
Wings bent and broken into an unusable state, and a realm you're far from welcome in sure as hell don't mix. This, it seemed, is something Adam is very quickly finding out.
He's coming on to a road. A busy road. With lots of fucking cars. Great.
“Fuck, sorry!” The first words are muffled by closed car windows, followed by Adam shoving the poor sap waving the cab down to the side and practically throwing himself into the backseat instead. “Charlie― fuckin'― HOTEL, MAN! GO!”
@hellcab ― closed starter
3 notes
·
View notes
@hellcab || x
A snort sounded from Black Star. The cabbie had earned a brief chuckle from her at the brief joke. Though she was wearing her seatbelt, Black Star's body jerked suddenly to the side as Roth sharply turned to one of Hell's popular fast food joints.
"Hell.. Donalds?" Dark eyes blink, eyes turning to gaze up at the neon yellow side that glowered above them. When Black Star's friend parks and speaks again, she snickers and undoes her seatbelt. "Well, as long as y-your buying" the cat giggled as she stepped outside. "'Sides, you know I love to eat!"
3 notes
·
View notes
@hellcab
"WOULD YOU HURRY IT UP, FUCKFACE?!"
Never you mind the fact that Blitzø quite literally JUST slammed the door to the cab shut behind him. He pockets, inexplicably, his massive piece, although he assumes Roth isn't going to have a problem with the presence of a firearm either way.
"It is now currently in both of our best interests to get very, VERY FAR AWAY from this location!"
3 notes
·
View notes
🔥
Send me a “ 🔥 “ for an unpopular opinion.
Personally I really hate that the fandom universally jumped on the OMG SO CUTE couple thing with Lucifer and Lilith and downplayed how disgusting it was that Lucifer stole Adam's wife and rubbed it in his face again and again.
It comes off as really freaking gross, like it's GOOD to cheat on someone because the marriage wasn't working out. Like....no. At least Stolas has been facing consequences for what he did in Helluva Boss and I hope Lucifer does too. It's why I want Adam so much in season 2....he and Lucifer NEED to sit down and talk about this and just have everything sum up to 'I can take everything from you and there's nothing you can do about it.'
That destroys the whole thing of Lucifer being a NICE guy when he's purposely ruining a guy's life for shits and giggles.
12 notes
·
View notes
"Hey, Pentious, is your hat alive? I see that fucking eye, is it alive? Do you feed it?"
"That'ssss none of your business! My hat can do whatever it wantssss, thank you very much."
3 notes
·
View notes
🌺 send this to ten blogs you think are wonderful 🌺
((Always happy to see and hear from you from the other side of the screen my friend. :)
I'm glad we are friends.
You're the one who's wonderful!))
@hellcab
2 notes
·
View notes
"What's on, television head." { Roth sat perched on the crumbling wall behind Jon Limbo. Grinning with lunacy, he peered down at Limbo. }
@hellcab
"No, no!" Limbo bellowed, scolding him,
"I took my meds! You gotta get out of here."
3 notes
·
View notes
"Alastor, do you take song requests?"
"As a matter of fact I do! What'd you have in mind?"
2 notes
·
View notes