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#hes just so perfect to write smut abt imo
pondering-peach · 7 months
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gonna start working on a smut one-shot anthology called "Gilear Faeth Bags Bad Bitches" and it sounds exactly as is- i wannna write a couple up but rn im obssessed w sad pathetic man with a hog (canon) banging all my favorite adult npcs which to be more accurate is like, mostly just gonna be the various parents of the bad kids and like... Garthy Obrien. Up first is gonna be Sandra Lynn bc like, ofc it us, and then Halleriel and after that we'll see.
(Also definitely gorthalax and jawbone too)
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apoptoses · 9 months
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DA here and I just wanna say A FEW THINGS 💭
First of all I hope you're feeling better now! Read about you having a horrid week and my hear broke for you. Sending nothing but hugs, horses, kind words and the sweetest summer breeze your way🫂
Onto smuttier thoughts, I read the final chapter of Come Get Your Knife and I'm IN AWE of you as usual. Perfect ending to a perfect story. The pool scene was incredible and it reminded me of those pictures of people taking their very old dogs with arthritis for a swim and just holding them in the water while they have the most peaceful, trusting, loving expressions in their faces. That was Armand with his boy right there 🥹
Armand finally doing for Daniel what Marius couldn't do for him was nothing short of a healing experience. Also some of the best smut out there 🥵 The mirror, Armand coating his fingers with his blood and and putting them in Daniel's mouth 🥵🥵🥵, "faking" a real human orgasm and smearing Daniel's come on his own cock jfc. She NEVER misses.
My favorite bit: “Did you know there’s a rare songbird, and when people eat it they cover their faces with a cloth so as to hide the shame of their pleasure from God?” Armand murmured into Daniel’s back, voice just loud enough to be heard over the little wet gasps he dragged from Daniel every time he rolled his hips. “I should cover your face, Daniel. I should hide you from God so that he doesn’t see the pleasure you take in being fucked by a dead man.” INSANITY!!!! Also was this a Succession/Tomgreg reference (yk that scene at the restaurant) or am I just That person now? 😭 perfection either way.
Finally, I read your last ask abt that anon seeing Armand/Daniel hate all over town and lmao SO IT WASN'T JUST ME. I mean I'm not doing myself any favors here because I do check their tags constantly. I'm sadly like a rabid hound when it comes to them, sniffing around in search of good food and yeah most of the time the takes are rancid but other times I find one ☝️ good take and some amazing fanart and I tell myself it's all worth it dsfhsjfk. The way some ppl treat their extremely personal headcanons and projections as undeniable canon facts is nuts. Ship and let ship is my motto but damn some of the things I've seen... and I wouldn't blame the show per se, but the massive influx of fans that a mainstream tv show gave to an already existing fandom has been a contributing factor to what we're seeing imo, where very few people actually bother to read the source material (which is okay really, no one actually has to read the books and the show is almost nothing like the books anyway) and then start treating out of context quotes and scenes or headcanons or summaries of events they heard from a friend of a friend of a friend or plain incorrect takes as canon. it's like a bad (horrifyingly bad) game of telephone around here 🥴 wtvr tho it's literally fiction, and not that much of a big deal (someone tell them that tho lmaoo).
xoxo ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 
Dungeon anon, I wondered where you were ♥ Thank you for the kind words, things (seem to be) getting better.
lmao armand as an arthritic dog floating in the pool. It's accurate though, his old body needed a rest and I needed them to do something cute before the filth began. I feel like he would enjoy swimming, not for any particular reason. It's just a chill activity for him that he can do like any mortal.
listen i just needed them to fuck while daniel was still mortal and i was hellbent on making armand find a way to 'come' in daniel 😂 and tbh it's nastier for him to put daniel's own mess back inside him, daniel probably liked that better than he would anything armand's body could produce were he able to do the deed. it reminds him this is an artificial experience, it's not natural at all (and thus hotter)
and hell YEAH that is a wambsgans reference lmao i knew about orotolans long before succession but tom reminded me of them, and i just really wanted to write armand threatening to cover daniel's face from god (also it feels like something marius may have said to amadeo, and that armand would put his own twist on and later repeat), i couldn't pass up the opportunity.
see i have no courage to check the tags, i only trust what people i know reblog or the content of people who follow me 😂 i don't even wanna know what's out there.
but yeah, people do some WEIRD projecting, there's some weird head canons people insist are book canon fact (like guys daniel never did hard drugs on page in the books, not even once, the blood was his drug of choice lol but some people will go TO THE MAT and fight you about this like book!daniel was baby leo in basketball diaries, prostituting and railing heroin)
and the taking quotes out of context thing is way out of control. it's so easy for someone to screenshot some text on their ibooks app and then write whatever meta they want and then people who haven't read that book take it as gospel and just...it's very frustrating lol even the stuff from the vampire companion gets treated as gospel as that's a book written by FAN, it is FAN META with a few quotes from anne sprinkled in. ramsland calls armand a black hole who doesn't love anything and people take that as fact and just...no lol anne didn't write those words, those are ramsland's interpretation of the first five VC books circa 1991!
i'm lucky that everyone who likes the show who happens to follow me and read my fic has been outrageously nice, so i have no clue what happens in the more tumultuous waters of amc fandom lol but i really hope people give the books themselves a chance, even if only to read their blorbo's chapters because they're good and it's worth knowing the context in which things happened in them!
ANYWAYS DA, the fic you inspired me to write with armand learning dirty talk will be posted tomorrow, i hope you're hyped ♥
xoxo
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sweettodo · 3 years
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i do ship them, but pretend i don’t at the same time, i’m so in love with eren that i have tunnel vision.
although i’m borderline jaegerist, i don’t say that out loud much. but i could write a whole paper on my beliefs. also no one mention the ending bc although i got it spoiled, i haven’t finished the manga. ( imo, the show ended the day on the beach idc idc idc don’t wanna hear it )
NO ONE JUDGE ME BTW ABT BEING A SLIGHT JAEGERIST, THINGS MIGHT CHANGE IDK.
anyways, here’s some soft fluffy smut.
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You Know I Love You.
pairing : eren x mikasa . [ characters aged ]
includes : fluf n’ smut.
wc : 450-500 give or take.
he was stubborn, she was stubborn.
he hated how she mothered him, always telling him what was right, what was wrong; but god, he’s a mess without her, clearly.
he would lie in his bed at night, mind wandering- yet, he’d never admit he felt this way- and he told himself, ‘i’d be dead- i’d be dead without her.’
she loves him, she’s loved him since childhood, and it was never just sibling love. she owes her life to eren, she’s alive because eren.
she loves him more than ever, and he loves her, he can’t really see his life without her, and he was happy with her here, with him, next to him in her room.
“you know i love you, i always have.” eren utters, her eyes widening, staring at him, ‘he said it, he’s finally said it.’
“i don’t know,” he swallows, “without you, i’d be dead.” he doesn’t feel embarrassed, he doesn’t feel emasculated admitting his feelings, but he feels calm. eren’s eyes looking into her own, her glistening orbs staring back at his, his heart skips a beat- more like multiple beats.
“you don’t need to tell me that, eren.” mikasa replies, “you’ve never had to say it, i know.”
eren sighs, “i’d be dead without you too, i’m indebted.”
“you’re not-” he attempts to speak.
“i am.” is all she said.
the room fell silent again, the tension was high, eyes never shifting, eren looking down at her, she returned the gaze, she tucks a piece of hair behind her ear. he’s always loved that hair, he loved it however she cut it, styled it; it shaped her face so perfectly. there is so much to admire about mikasa, so many things eren could look at and just appreciate what he has right in front of him.
mikasa felt the same- god- she could fall into the abyss of his beautiful eyes, getting lost in them. he grew to be such a masculine, strong man, and she was so thankful he was still here, still alive, she’s so thankful he loves her, she’s so thankful she has him.
she has him, and she’s never going to lose him.
he’s so close to her, she’s so close to him, on neither of their minds was anything clear nor explicit, everything was fuzzy, this moment so intimate, so special. they didn’t want to leave this moment. they couldn’t. this was their happiness.
no one was first to initiate the kiss, but eren found himself leaning towards her, mikasa swallowed, lifting her head up to meet his face.
they find their mouth’s moving in sync, slowly, the sparks that were exploding in both of their chests were incredible. they’d never shared something amongst each other so powerful, so strong.
like the clouds had cleared from the sky, their vision was clearer than ever, this was right. his hands wrap around her waist. pulling her into his lap, her hands gripping the flesh of her ass covered by her thin leggings, mikasa humming against his mouth. the warmth of their bodies keeping each other safe, secure.
her arms wrapping around his neck, legs falling into place around his waist, tasting every inch of each other’s mouths, his hands slither up the bottoms of her shirt, “do you want to?” he breathes, “we don’t have to.”
“no, i want to, trust me.”
that’s all he needed to hear, his feet swiftly touching the floor, mikasa in his arms, legs tightly wrapped around his waist. he placed her on her back on her mattress. throwing off his shirt in the process. she watched his every move, he lays in between her legs, happy to be in her arms again, even after a few seconds.
“you’re so beautiful,” eren hums, “always been so perfect.” her hands moving down his waist, playing with the hem of his sweats.
mikasa was speechless, star struck, “i’m gonna take these off, yeah?” he purrs, she impatiently nods, allowing the man to slip off her leggings, he quickly drops them onto the floor.
he leans back down, one hand going up her shirt, the other touching her cheek, his growing cock just barely touching the inside of her thigh. he pecks her lips before sitting back up, propped up on one arm.
“let me-” mikasa speaks her soft tone sending chills up eren’s neck, he pulls down his sweats, he doesn’t bother letting them come fully off before he’s grabbing mikasa’s hand and kissing it before interlocking his fingers in hers.
he holds her hand, he holds it tight as he’s pulling down her underwear with one hand. she watches as he pumps his cock in his hand, her body tingling with emotions. he looks to her for reassurance.
“do it, it’s okay, eren.” he slowly slides into her, his eyes rolling back as he feels the tight, warm cunt.
she gasps, moaning out, squeezing his hand tighter as he fucked deeper into his lover. looking back to the beautiful woman underneath him, whimpering and moaning into his ear, “you’re so perfect, so fucking perfect.” he praises, his hips slowly rolling against mikasa’s.
“feels so good, eren,” is all she can say, the size of him filling her to the brim, stuffing her so perfectly, his cock shaping her pussy just how it was made to be for him, only for him.
the speed doesn’t move too fast, nor slow. he took his time- took his time feeling her, feeling her walls tighten around his cock.
he leans down to her ear, breath lightly fanning the side of her face, little mewls coming from eren, he kisses up her neck, reminding her.
“i’ll always love you, you know that, right?”
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