#him and tazer 🥺

[tickletastic]

HI IM BACK TO SCREAM ABOUT MORE CRIMINAL MINDS IF YOULL HAVE ME

I'm just currently rewatching the show and I forgot how sassy Garcia is, and it just made me think about Derek poking at her or whatever and getting into a little mini tickle fight when she's being a smartass again. Which of course, in turn, leads to Garcia coming up behind Derek and tazering him or doing something when he's talking to Reid or something just to make him pout and blush.

Okay that is all eventually the criminal minds brain rot will leave but until then please enjoy

this is so fucking cute 🥺

Garcia is absolutely ticklish as hell, but I think she can probably hide it pretty well and gold out pretty long. Until her I think morgan hadn't met his match yet, but ever since they met she's been able to take him apart before he even has the opportunity to get a single laugh from her. while it's much to his dismay, reid probably loves that garcia can get him the revenge that he can't get himself

BUT ALSO i totally think that Garcia can ask for tickles when she wants them without feeling flustered or embarrassed, and when she wants it, she lets herself laugh without holding back

#awkwardlyflustered #i am going to PAY YOU for these asks this is good shit #criminal minds #penelope garcia #derek morgan #spencer reid

[falcqns]

i love you guys so much but andrew's quote is making me wheeze

no bc same 😭😭 his first day on the job he walked in the house, and went “i was so MANLY today!” and i was like “…how?” and he went “i got to use my tazer, handcuffs and my radio to call for back up. it was so manly of me.” and i was just like “🧐🧐 okay cool” 😂 and then later we were in the shower together and he was trying to get me to kiss him even though he just ate some salmon and i was not wanting to kiss him and this asshole went “you have to kiss me i was so brave today.” and i said “no, your breath is stanky,” and he said “but i used up all my braveness at work i need some kisses to get through doing taking the garbage out 🥺🥺”

#natashasera #i get why people think he’s gay tho he is really fruity sometimes

[samarecharm]

i return a lot more sane (thank u for ur concern, period cramps are sure something) and with that the last additions to the nutball headcanon: 1. futaba watches and does the smash announcer/wrestling commentator voice 2. yusuke has pages sketched full with the boys in various stages of fear and agony 3. takemi absolutely gets an urgent call 4. weeks after the sight of gatorade bottles gives them fear and 5. iwai, when akira offhand mentions this, tells him a NEW version (insert tazer nutball)

Futaba has a voice changer installed so she literally sounds exactly like the announcer shhdvdjdhkshsjs It really adds to the overall vibe of the game

Yusuke having a book filled w sketches....so fucking funny 😂 He uses one of them and makes it really abstract; dark swaths of red and black; the school absolutely loves it (its called Hubris). Akechi is absolutely mortified to have this moment of poor decision making immortalized (even if he DID win a match)

And Akira having to make the Call of shame to Takemi bc hes like, “no please i swear i Am responsible, i DO have at least three brain cells 🥺🥺🥺”. Theres very few adults he respects (and lowkey looks up to) and shes one of them. Shes just glad no one is butchered (and glad hes actually being a fucking teen for once smh)

Makotos been letting everyone have their fun, but she absolutely puts her foot down at Tazer Nutball (“are you fucking kidding me ??? I dont know whats stupider; the game or the fact you told me thinking i wouldnt have a fit.”). She hates to be the killjoy but also, someone WILL have to go to the ER and she doesnt want to tell any of the staff that she actively Knew they were being this dumb and let them irreparably fuck themselves up lmao

#anyway this is so dumb i love it #akira being SO ASHAMED when he walks into takemis clinic with all the boys #‘i need help.’ ‘im very aware.’ #futabas like ?? why are u upset? shes not upset at you lol #and hes like ‘god u dont understand.’ #‘shes cool’ #‘and now im just the Boy who got his nuts blasted into oblivion bc i was being dumb 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩’ #ALSO #i just finished my cycle and i dont get cramps but i get the WORST headaches #i popped like 1000 mg of ibuprofen and it did nothing #so i totally get it u_u

[thekracken]

I really love the fact that the scene was set up so that hardison and eliot couldn't take down vector alone, but parker had to come in and tazer him... they're a trio and they cannot work in pairs because they have to have that third element 🥺

#liz watches leverage #this is licherally the perfect triotp

[yaaaaaaaslaaaaaay]

Kaner turned 32 today and I just- 🥺

#they grow up so fast #I remember when he was barely out of his teens #him and tazer 🥺 #so much has changed but I’ve had the time of my life being a hawks fan for eleven years 💕 #patrick kane #chicago blackhawks