#housefic

[realbeefman]

Do you have any good house fic recs? I am Struggling with my search.

for sure! although Disclaimer, i havent been reading house fanfic for very long and ive pretty much only read house/wilson so far, SO this is more of a hilson fic rec list than anything lol

Warning Signs by out_there - oneshot, 12k words, Wilson-POV, set around the end of s3. SUCH A GOOD FIC i laughed so much while reading this. genuinely delightful. possibly my fav house fic i’ve ever had the pleasure of reading.

The Line of Thought by tevinterimperium - oneshot, 12k, Wilson-POV, set after s3 e15. THEEE classic fake-dating AU. this was the first fic i read in this fandom and it absolutely fucks. im a SAP i love a good “no homo but OH GOD THE FEELINGS” plot!!

Desert Mesa Motel - 8 miles outside of Kingman, Arizona - 12:03 AM by plorp - ficlet, 1k, House-POV, post-canon. this makes me BAWL. very very good fic but SAD. and DEPRESSING. will make you CRY/pos

How Not To Be Boring by fourleggedfish - incomplete/abandoned, 497k, Wilson-POV, AU from around mid-s5. if u like whump (which i absolutely do) u will probably like this fic. if u are squicked out by sex, u will hate it bc these guys bang 24/7. this fic had me pacing, glued to my phone, sick to my stomach, crying (several times), and obliterated my sleep schedule. i can’t rec it highly enough. every chapters includes appropriate content warnings, but some major themes that appear throughout are character death (not of main characters), the aftermath of severe child abuse, and mental illness. if any of these topics are a trigger for you, please don’t read this work.

Forsake Me Here by MonsterBoyf - complete, 8k, Wilson-POV, ambiguous setting. Wilson has intrusive thoughts about mutilating House. He tries to cope. features a lot of very graphic imagery and does an excellent but extremely accurate job of portraying an OCD-spiral that could be triggering to people. i LOVE this fic i think about it so so much.

An Inconvenient Truth by anathaema - complete, 15k, House-POV, ambiguous setting. contains the quote “You’re the suicide bomber of revelations” and is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read. plus the way in which wilson’s sexuality in this fic is handled is honestly so realistic and entertaining. HIGHLY recc this to absolutely everyone who enjoys hilson

the more it took away by scribespirare - oneshot, 10k, House-POV, ambiguous setting. Omega!House has his first heat since presenting. Alpha!Wilson helps him through it. I LOVE OMEGAVERSE AND I LOVE FUCK OR DIE AND I LOVE THE WAY THIS FIC HANDLES THIS IS JUST GRAHHHH. If u don’t enjoy omegaverse u won’t like this but i can’t make a house fic rec list and NOT include this one

Aftershocks by black_cigarette - series, around 125k in total, various POV’s, set sometime post-Tritter arc. this fic IS gen, but honestly, i didn’t know that going in and didn’t realize it wasn’t a slash fic until the very end. tldr is that wilson is brutally assaulted because house has been gambling with some unsavory people, and house helps him deal with the aftermath. this fic does not pull punches. its is extremely graphic and everything wilson goes through is described in detail. it is a messy story about recovering from brutal trauma and everything that entails. DISCLAIMER: there are sequel(s) to this series available on the author’s livejournal, but i haven’t read them and can’t speak to anything they discuss.

no need to worry (making up your mind) by scribespirare - complete, 25k, House-POV, set sometime in the early seasons. House lies about having a Jewish boyfriend to get out of visiting his mother at Christmas. Things quickly get out of hand. THIS FIC IS SOOO *tears into it with my teeth*. I love when they scheme together <3

#ty for the ask!!! had a lot of fun thinking abt which fics i enjoyed the most/stuck with me the hardest #tried to provide tws for everything but if i missed anything plss call me out #house md #hilson #housefic #house md fic recs #hilson fic recs

[secret-strawberry]

not sure if someone has done this already, but here's a collection of my favorite hugh laurie answers to (mostly the house md) questions from a livejournal q&a in 2009

(you can find the link to these and the rest of his answers archived here)

#im obsessed with how he knew what fanfic was in 2009 and also called it housefic. hes so cool #also: 'i think he will find someone' ☹️ #house md #hate crimes md #hugh laurie #gregory house #james wilson #hilson (is the someone he finds) #huddy #speaking into the ether

[purrassicjet]

"

When James Wilson agreed to let Gregory House live with him, he also promised to always be there for him. Through the good, and the bad.

And tonight it was through the bad.

Wilson knows House wouldn't wake him up in the middle of the night for nothing, and this definately wasn't nothing.

"

#I'm really grinding out these housefics lately #still got a bunch on my list #it's fun #house md #gregory house #james wilson #hilson #house md fanfiction #fanfic

[houseswife]

trying to write the ducklings taking dennis’ medical history in my always sunny x house md crossover fic and I’m absolutely dying trying to imagine how they would deal with the fact that he’s done every drug imaginable, barely eats, has consumed a dog and a pigeon and monkey fluids (among other things), is constantly being exposed to Sludges and Fumes, is an alcoholic, works in a place filled with carbon monoxide, has probably never worn a condom in his life, does dangerous and suspicious cosmetic treatments, has been shot before, once got poisoned from drinking blended pizza, doesn’t get vaccinated, sniffs glue and gasoline, can get hard at record speeds and also lower his own chronic high blood pressure, HAS BPD,

#WHERE WOULD THEY EVEN START #I haven’t even gotten to the part where house is faced with this info but I just know he’s gonna go batshit #atp they just gotta put him down like a dog there’s no solving that man’s issues #oh and he also had covid so bad he unleashed patrick bateman for realzies that one time #but I don’t know if I’m ready to write a housefic that’s set post-2012 #on account of the. you know

[greghatecrimes]

Hit 2k on ITD chapter three. This is taking way longer than I want it to but I'm trying to give myself grace, blah blah blah

#this is just sort of becoming a little productivity writing diary for me to track progress on my housefics i guess #burnout brain works slower than I'd like. even on the fun things #writing woes #anya shush

[hegory-grousing]

me voice "ok time to write a real filthy pwp just pure horny shit no worrying about being in character or anything. aw fuck it has feelings in it now"

#slugs posts #not house #it KEEPS HAPPENING #at this point I am desperate to talk shop with housefic writers I need input on my self indulgent filth

[bowofbalance]

There's a reason my life motto is wer lesen kann kommt weiter im Leben. 😭

I never read. This time I thought I missed my Spanish exam because I thought that tomorrow was November 2 already 😭

#literally ignore me #i am not illiterate! just not focused #trust me i read housefic more carefully than this

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

hey someone bully me into writing the housefic thats been stuck im my brain for weeks

#hilson

[inactive-339944]

Iwekcome to the housef fun

[victor647]

[nelligekata]

He moved to Bucha in mid-March 2021

Кривцов Максим / Krivtsov Maxim

He moved to Bucha in mid-March 2021

rented a small apartment in the basement and got a catwhose fur was the color of fudge on eclairs. 

He went on English classes, to the gym and to confessionshe loved to watch as the snow falland the street disappears in the fog.

He listened to Radiohead, old albums of Ocean Elzy, rain, thunder and the beating of a girl's heartwith whom he fell asleep in a small basement apartmentand woke up in a small basement apartmentkissed her warm facesnuggled up to her sticky bodydived with his palm into the waves of her hairand floundered there like a fly on a web.

She left him in the fallas the birds leave the forestsas the engineers leave the factory at the end of the shiftand went to Polandto stay there. 

He took a cat that looked like a cakeand said: cat, we have to gowith us , as the morningas your lifeas a disease

Happened coldas icewarthe lesson called "Quiet Life" is over.In the fog disappears the street,

It rains,they don't listen to him at allthe cat ran out into the field and his name is the wind. 

On the cross, as if on an ID card, it is written:Here lies number 234, rest in peace. 

She dreamed about a trip to Patagoniaabout an affair with a rock musicianabout reincarnation as a queen or a fish.

Planned to write a bookabout that memory isbrittle like a crust on creme bruleevulnerable, like lovecrumbles like sand between fingersand disappearsvanishesdoesn't exist

She loved her bikeice cream with condensed milkcollected yellowed leaveslike stampsloved to look at the cloudsscattered like popcornby a sloppy boy in the cinema.

Traveled to the mountains aloneto take inhalations of wood and aircollected mint and Ivan teacollected the stars, arranging them in memory, as if in a photo album.

Her father passed away in 2014she was fourteen when her mother went to Italyand did not return.

She did not have a relationship, because she was waiting for a rock musician.When winter decided to stayat least until next fallannouncing it loudly and painfullyand it smelled in the streetslike terrifying silencelike fire and earththe crow flew awaythen she was not confusedtook out a bottle from the top shelfwith dried Ivan tea and thymebrewed herbspoured into a thermosand carried to the poststo the guys from Teroborona.

On the cross is engraved as if by a tattoo: Here lies number 457, rest in peace.

She lived next to the parkin a small housefed the squirrelfed the dogsfed drunkardswas the keeper of autumnand keeper of memoriesscattered like sugar.

She was 54she worked at a utility companywore a blue "Epicenter" robeand rode a bicycle.

She painted her nails crimsonpainted her lips crimsonand crimson dreams came to her every night.

She watched "Ukraine Speaks"wiped her tears with a white handkerchiefremembered her childhoodhow warm the sun was back thenread Kokotyukha before going to sleepand jumped like a swimmer into the water, into her dreamscrimson like fingernailscrimson like lips.

Was waiting for Saturdayto dust the roomswash clothescook a charlotteand think about the past.

She was killed on March 5when she returned to her streetriding a bicyclekilled as night kills dayas the autumn kills summer

Crucified by the burst of KPVT*.

On the cross, as if on a notice board, it is written:

Here lies number 451, rest in peace.

On the streets and in the fieldsnew 

Golgothas appearedbut with bullets instead of nailsbut with artillery instead of spears.

I wantedto count the days until summerto count kittensto count childrento count the starscount to a hundred while falling asleep.

Here lies number 176, rest in peace.Here lies number 201, rest in peace.

Here lies number 163, rest in peace.Here lies number 308, rest in peace.

_Переклад з української Anastasia Khudaverdyan .

*KPVT - is a Soviet designed 14.5×114mm-caliber heavy machine gun.

#poetry #стихи #вірші #war #ukraine war #ukraine #russiaterroriststate #russia terrorist #death of civilians #death of children #death #death of victims #unidentified body #unidentified bodies in bucha #bucha

[realbeefman]

blurts is a nasty word. oh you blurted? just blurted something out? slut word. filth.

#attempting to finish this housefic i canNOT for the life of me figure out how to write this line in a way that doesnt sound weird as hell #like i can't just go #“Dialogue dialogue dialogue” Wilson blurts. #that sounds PERVERSE #that sounds PORNOGRAPHIC

[truthseeker-blogger]

I Thank God + JWLKRS Worship feat. Blake Wiggins and Ryan Ellis | Housef...

"...hell lost another one, I am free...I thank a MASTER, I thank a SAVIOR, I thank GOD!!!"🎵🎵🎵

🙏✝️❤

#housefires #i thank God #Youtube #blake wiggins #ryan ellis #JWLKRS #TRIBL

[purrassicjet]

My youth pastor: What did you do this morning?

Me, who read Housefic all morning: uhhh... Read...

#It was a good time #jet rambles

[social-yogi-shyam-satish]

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Hon'ble Urban Development Minister, Government of Sikkim

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#MDNIY #YogaMahotsav2023 #75DaysToIDY2023 #InternationalDayofYoga2023 #April7th2023 #WorldHealthDay #DibrugarhUniversity #Assam #YogaEvent #YogaCelebration #YogaForAll #YogaCommunity #YogaInAssam #YogaPractice #CommonYogaProtocol #YogotsavCountdown2023 #Yogotsav2023 #YogaDay2023

[meghalayacareer]

UIDAI RO Guwahati Recruitment 2023: AAO & Accountant Vacancy

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