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#i LOVE looking at themed little trinkets SO much like it's my greatest passion
binch-i-might-be · 8 months
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anyway this is my haul from the Goethe house gift shop! the adult in me couldn't resist the pretty Werther edition and the kid in me couldn't resist the Goethe playmobil figure. the dyke who is a guy that resides within me was responsible for getting the cologne <3
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theladyofdeath · 6 years
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Winter Wonderland [Cazriel]
[/Nessian/Elriel] ;)
Another Christmas prompt [4/?], this one sent in by my love @throne-of-ashes-and-beauty:  First Christmas as roommates, living in their apartment and decorating (i.e.; putting a couple of stockings up, then Elain decides that that is NOT how Christmas should be done and surprising them).
I hope you like it. :)
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The clinking of glass filled the air as Cassian and Azriel fell back onto the couch cushions, beers in hand.
It was their first Christmas in the apartment that they shared. Rhysand had moved out and gotten married, leaving the two of them to find a smaller place overlooking the Sidra on the westside of the city.
Azriel loved the Sidra in the winter. The water would glaze over, the thinnest coat of ice covering the vast waters beneath. And when it snowed, it gave all of Velaris a rare glimpse of beauty.
“We did good,” Azriel said, after they had made their toast. “Our decorations are on point.”
Elain had claimed that the boys should decorate for Christmas, so, they had gone out and bought stockings for themselves, and Azriel’s dog, Ghost.
Three stockings now hung from the fireplace’s mantel as Ghost lied on the woven rug in front of the warm, roaring flames.
“They’re perfect,” Cassian agreed. “Elain would be proud.”
“I sent her a picture,” Azriel sighed, “but she hasn’t replied. That was nearly thirty minutes ago.” He frowned, as if he was just now realizing how much time had passed. “I should try calling her. Hopefully she’s okay.”
As fate would have it, a knock came from the door.
A rather angry knock, at that.
More of a pounding.
“Azriel! Az, let me in.”
Elain.
Azriel jumped to his feet as Cassian gave him a curious glance, watching the entire scene play out from his place on the couch.
He threw open the door, and there was Elain. She was panting, as if she’d been running, a large box resting uncomfortably in her arms.
Nesta stood behind her, seemingly unamused.
“Stockings?” Elain asked, incredulously. Azriel could barely make out her face from behind the box. “Seriously?”
Azriel blinked. “Wait – what?”
“She’s trying to say that your decorations suck,” Nesta said, and it was then that Azriel noticed the box of lights in the oldest Archeron’s hands. “Apparently it called for a hectic, emergency store run. And here we are.”
“You….” Azriel raised an eyebrow. “Rushed over here to help us……decorate?”
“Yes!” Elain exclaimed, pushing by him, into the apartment. “I refuse to acknowledge the fact that my boyfriend thinks three stockings is an acceptable holiday display.”
Nesta gave him a look that said I really don’t want to be here as she followed her sister’s lead.
“Nesta,” Cassian grinned. “Nice to see you here. Care for a drink?”
“Please,” she sighed, tossing the lights down on the kitchen table. “I’m going to need one to handle this shit.”
“Ah,” he winked. “Always the charmer.”
“Okay. Where’s your tree?” Elain asked, after putting down her box and clapping her hands together.
Azriel and Cassian glanced at one another.
“Oh no.” Elain looked from one man to the other. “Don’t tell me that you didn’t even get a tree.”
“I –“ Azriel hesitated.
“Well,” Cassian began. “We were going to, but we ran out of time.”
“Yes,” Azriel agreed, jumping on the bandwagon. “We ran out of time.”
Elain narrowed her eyes, then shook her head. “We’ll take care of that later, then. Nes, give me a hand?”
“Yeah, Nes, a hand?” Cassian followed, simply because he knew Nesta hated it when he used the nickname her sisters had given her.
After scowling at the male, Nesta was at her sister’s side, digging through a box of Christmas-y goodness.
Within an hour, the boys’ apartment was filled with tiny Santa Claus trinkets, red and green garlands, string lights around every window, holiday-themed pillows, and a welcome rug that read Merry Christmas ya filthy animal.
Azriel had offered to help multiple times, but Elain continued to order him to sit back down on the couch. Cassian didn’t even bother. He knew his place, so he waited from his spot, on the rug in front of the fireplace with Ghost, watching Nesta with a sparkle in his hazel eyes.
“This is beautiful, Elain,” Azriel began. “But, it’s really not necessary.”
Nesta sucked in a breath, as if he had just insulted her sister to the greatest degree.
Azriel halted in his walk from the couch to the kitchen.
Elain turned around from hanging mistletoe in the doorway, and slowly turned to face him. No one moved. No one breathed. “Excuse me?”
“Um,” Azriel pulled the collar of his sweatshirt, thinking it had just gotten much, much hotter. “I said this is beautiful. That’s it. That’s – that’s all I said.”
She gave him a smile before nodding her head, and turning back to her duty.
Nesta let out her breath.
“Did anyone else just pee a little?” Cassian mumbled. “Ghost? You? Because I just peed a little.”
Elain was a kind soul. Azriel had never met another soul more beautiful than that of Elain Archeron. But, like everyone else, she had her quirks. She was a perfectionist, in every sense of the word. She had to have things be just the way she liked them, and if they were any different, she simply could not handle it until it was fixed.
To her standards.
But, she did it with such a grace and passion that even Azriel couldn’t tell her no.
No one could.
No one did.
“There,” she said, finalizing her work. Elain held out her arms, observing all that she had done.
They were standing in the middle of a winter wonderland.
“So,” Elain smiled, turning to face her boyfriend. “What do you think?”
Azriel…..hated it.
He hated it.
He felt like he was suffocating, like Jolly Old St. Nick himself was sitting on his face and he couldn’t breathe.
It was too much. It was all too much.
Azriel was a simplistic man – he always had been. He didn’t need much to be happy. He would have been perfectly fit for Christmas with three simple stockings hanging from the fireplace.
Instead, it looked like Rudolph puked in his living room.
But Elain was smiling. She was smiling, and at peace, and in love with what she had just accomplished.
So, Azriel took her hands in his and said, “I love it. Thank you.”
“Here, here!” Cassian raised his near empty beer bottle in the air, causing Nesta to roll her eyes, but take a sip from hers anyways.
“Good,” Elain smiled, tugging on his waist to bring him closer. “Let’s go out for dinner?”
Azriel peeked at Cassian, who gave him a thumbs up. “Sounds good.”
Elain squealed. “Good, then we can get a tree from the lot on our way back!”
“Here, here!” Cassian yelled again, surely because he saw the look of pure horror in Azriel’s eyes.
With a groan, Azriel put on his coat to prepare himself for a night out in Velaris.
And to return home with yet another Christmas decoration.
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mmoxie · 7 years
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50 Character Questions For Karalonde
@memes4less​ asked me to do the whole darn ask meme for a character of mine that i like a lot, and it took some time, but
it happened, and i’m just, so incredibly sorry to mobile users if this somehow eats your dash
here’s a readmore tho
What is your OC’s favorite color? Yellow.
Does your OC collect anything? What do they collect? Curios and antiques from Elven history.
What kind of things is your OC allergic to? No allergies.
What kind of clothing does your OC wear? Very huge yellow cloak full of pockets is a must. Steel-toed boots, sweaters, comfortable all-weather pants. It takes a lot to get her into something elegant.
What is your OC’s first memory? Her mothers and mentors, the spooky old Ravens Grey, holding her hands and singing songs to her.
What’s your OC’s favorite animal? Least favorite? Karalonde gets along very well with corvids. They tend to recognize her as another corvid, like a very big crow or raven. On the flip-side, dogs don't trust her, and she doesn't trust them.
What element would your OC be? Sodium.
What is your OC’s theme song?
The Heavy - No Place For A Hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhwDxNqWtxk
Do you have a faceclaim / voiceclaim for your OC? Nah.
What deadly sin would best represent your OC? This one's a toss-up. I'm going to go with Pride though, because she's sure of herself to a tragic fault. Believing without question that she's making the right decision, because she's Karalonde, so of course she's right, has been her downfall more than once.
What are your OC’s hobbies? She used to play guitar. Hasn't picked it up again since she lost her eyes, but she could.
How patient is your OC? How hot-headed are they? She's patient until she's not. Dynamite with a really, really long fuse is still dynamite. When she's angry, she's Category Five Angry.
What is your OC’s gender / sexuality / race / species / etc.? She's a night elf, a trans woman, and a lesbian.
What foods does your OC like to eat? What are their least favorite foods? She's a total disaster about modern food. Absolutely spoiled by the world of greasy and salty and deep-fried. But she's got a soft spot for kimchi, which she grew up on, and likes her meat rare.
If your OC could have any pet, what would they choose? Why? A corvid of some kind. She's always had an affinity for them due to her upbringing. Whenever she encounters one in the wild, she has a way of approaching them that makes her seem to be a Very Large Raven, rather than a different creature altogether.
What does your OC smell like? Boot polish.
How do they make a living? What kind of job do they want / not want? What is their dream job? What do they think of their current job? Karalonde found and sold a great deal of her belongings from half an eternity ago in order to build a large savings. Large enough that she can coast on it for basically as long as she wants, as long as she lives simply- which she prefers. Most days, she takes a boat to the Broken Shore and participates in holding the line there, helping to keep the demons from advancing any closer to the mainland. Her dream job requires that the war be over. She wants to go back to being a public servant. Maybe the mayor of a small town, or some other low-caliber politician. She considers her current "job" a necessary service, but it places her uncomfortably close to the Illidari.
What are your OC’s greatest fears? Weaknesses? Strengths? Karalonde fears failure to the point of outright "you didn't win" levels of denial. She also fears abandonment. She's absolutely awful at expressing herself, and this distances herself from would-be friends and romantic partners, and this is exacerbated by her vast ego, which insists that she can't be in the wrong for acting that way. She is, however, phenomenally physically strong, literally fireproof, and she can, on occasion, channel her inability to otherwise express herself into a passionate drive to protect the few people she can keep close to her- even if that means doing something as dangerous and oafish as picking a fight on their behalf.
What kind of music do they listen to? Do they have a favorite song? Karalonde likes things that sound like Spanish guitar. She also has a certain fondness for the powerful drums the Trolls use.
If they came from their world to ours (if not already in our’s) how would they react? What would they do? She's been traveling offworld for half an eternity, thanks to her career with the Illidari. If anything, she'd just be shocked to find out that the Earth isn't a smoldering husk. The next step after that would be to casually assimilate, never explaining her appearance or origins, pawning off her extremely valuable gold coins from Azeroth in exchange for fat stacks of cash. She'd miss out on a lot of our visual media due to her general eyelessness, but once she got the hang of things, she'd almost certainly end up a celebrity. Maybe even star in an action movie.
What personal problems/issues do they have? Pet peeves? Lack of decorum makes Karalonde very upset. She's got a strict sense of what's proper behavior, and she's not above delivering a hard slap to remind her close acquaintances to behave when she's around. She also has a stomach ulcer, and arthritis in her knees and hands. Her only pet peeves are all to do with communication- she hates when strangers interject with "their two coppers," and she'll often deny them outright if they ask to contribute. Likewise, she hates un-asked-for explanations, and will mock anyone providing one with "ah, look at the young scholar," or something to that effect.
What kind of student were they/would they be in high school? Horrible. Just the worst. Not even a disruption in class, just the kid who seems to always have better things to do than be there. Abysmal attendance record. Shows up whenever she wants. Gets into fights in the cafeteria pretty often over basically nothing. Steals little things all the time. --Librarian's pet, though. If she's not in class, she can be found there, helping stock returns and organize the shelves, holding surprisingly mature and serious conversations with the librarian about her future.
What is a random fact about your OC? At least once in her life, Kara has- just like a dog- chased after and eaten a bee. With the consequences you'd expect.
What is their outlook on life? What is their philosophy / what do they think in general about living? Kara is a firm believer in "all the fake things, all the bullshit, all the wishy-washy myths and mysteries." Every cryptid is real, every mystery has its fantastical conclusion, every conspiracy is worth investigation. She insists that it's the fake things- "the things we invent, because we like the sound of them" that contribute a newfound value to the dirt and grass and trees. Every ritual, she believes, is a total fabrication- an invention that, by virtue of our commitment to it, achieves its function. The only "fake thing" she questions is the Holy Light, because she finds it uncomfortably godless. "Where in the hell is their deity," she's asked more than once, "how in blazes did they reckon on just -light?-" The truth of that is, she just finds it unimaginative- lacking the spark of imagination that comes with grander rituals and other "fake things." But a world rich with fake things is a world she wants to protect. She's invented a great many, herself, ascribing value to trinkets and places and even articles of clothing. She'd save the world just for the sake of the value she finds in an idea. Even a really silly idea. Especially a really silly idea.
What inspired you to create them / how did you create them? Were they originally a fancharacter? What was their personality / design like when you first made them? In a lot of ways, Kara is wish fulfillment. She's beautiful, she's strong, she's capable. But in other ways, she's constantly failing, She's a lapsed Illidari who broke the bond with her demon because the two of them fell in love, for goodness' sake. Talk about taboo on top of taboo. She's wrong about most everything, but she believes so hard and so sincerely- and again, that's wish fulfillment. I wish I could believe like Karalonde believes. She's only a fan character in the sense that she's not built out of My Original Lore, but really, there's only so much structure that Blizzard offers to characters, so they end up 1% Blizz, 99% Your Effort. She's always been kind of the same, ever since I made her, but she's changed in subtle ways- being more indulgent, telling more jokes, opening up little by little, learning to care about others again. Her journey's gradual, and she's got a long way to go.
Who is the most important person in their life? Why? Who is the least important to them (that still has an impact and why? It's hard to say. Kara makes herself into a mother figure accidentally, all the time. She ends up attached to someone and worries about them, and next thing she knows, she's rushing to protect them. But there are a few- a very select, very distinct few- who she sees the "makings of greatness" in. And yes, John Silver from Treasure Planet went into the pot, when I was making up Karalonde for the first time. She fixates on these people- often slow-witted but sincere, brave but prone to accidents, full of self-doubt but in possession of great ambition- and she dotes on them. She provides what she can for them, even if it's just providing encouragement. She wants them to succeed, because she's already lost the war, as far as she can tell- but they don't have to. They could win it. To contrast, boastful warriors who go on and on about their conquests and victories, she considers fodder to be fed to the Legion. Let them go and die, if that's what they want, because they don't have or make any fake things to enrich this world.
What kind of childhood did your character have? A very strange one. The Ravens Grey served as three different mother figures- One was tall and thin and very judgmental. One was hairy and squat and very slow to speak. The third was near-about the elven ideal, beautiful and youthful- but she had strange habits, drinking smoky concoctions and babbling prophecy. They each raised Karalonde in their own way, but also together, as a family. They taught her to be shrewd and clever, and never meaner than she had to be. To be tacit when it served her, and to make speeches when- and only when- they were called for. They molded her into an elf that could serve the woods, one of the finest politicians their village would ever see. None of them- not even the babbling prophet- expected that the woods would burn and Kara would find herself trapped in service to the Illidari. They were kind to her, but not coddling. They chose lessons over discipline. If she was going to scrape her knee, she was going to learn how to mend it. If she was going to throw a rock at the boy across the street, she was expected to explain why he deserved it, to their satisfaction. Otherwise, she'd get a lecture on when it's appropriate to throw rocks, and what rocks are the best kind to throw, and where you ought to throw a rock depending on how upset a person makes you. She grew up to be a woman who is very good at throwing rocks.
What kind of nervous habits do they have? Do they stim? Do they have any kinds of addictions? Her ears twitch when she's angry or overstimulated. When she's frustrated, she'll grab an old trinket out of her coat and polish it until it squeaks. She's not an alcoholic, but she's fonder of a cosmopolitan than the average elf. 
If they could choose their epitaph for their grave, what would they choose? [KARALONDE - BORN IN TIME IMMEMORIAL - DIED IN BED, BENEATH A DOZEN GOBLINS] She always was too friendly with the waitresses in the Bay.
Do they want to get married? Why or why not? Would they ever want kids? Do they have kids? Why? She considers marriage an "Eastern tradition," like worship of the Light, necromancy, and failing to maintain a functioning kingdom. That said, if she was proposed to, she might open up to the idea. Just for the sake of trying something new. As for kids, she's never had one. She was meant to have one- a child intended to be the next leader of her village- but it never came to fruition, due to the woods burning. As things stand, she may end up a godmother for one of her friends. She might like a child of her own, but she's not ready to settle down. Not even after all this time.
What is their most traumatic memory/experience? What is their favorite memory? She wasn't taken offworld by choice. She wanted to stay in the woods, hold the line, defend her village. She was dragged by the armpits through a portal, to go "fight them where they live." She's been bitter with Illidan and his ilk ever since, and it hurts her every day, to think back on what she was forced to leave behind. To contrast, her very favorite memory involves going to a quiet glade in Duskwood where the green dragons used to stay, and finally being able to touch the waters of a moonwell without them burning her skin. She was in the company of a young druid, who sang and kept her safe while she fretted and protested and doubted aloud until she finally found the courage to try. There was no greater relief than knowing that the mother moon recognized her again, even a little bit.
If they could have one thing in the world, what would it be? One thing? How big or small scale is this? Like... one article of clothing, or one concept? For the sake of a good answer, I'll choose concept and go with "a home." She hasn't had a place to call home since the woods burned, and she wants one very badly. So badly that she's willing to occupy old elven ruins that've been abandoned and start dressing them up again.
Would they ever kill someone? What would someone have to do to push them to kill someone? If they would kill someone, why? She "doesn't kill things of the good dirt that walk on two legs." This has to be broken down, a bit- "things of the good dirt" means creatures of all kinds who are made out of flesh and blood as a result of living somewhere. By this metric, demons are not things of the good dirt, largely. Many of them are composed of dark magic from the nether in their entirety- or they've been killed and remade so many times that nothing remains of what they once were, when they came up from their "good dirt." Then there's the matter of two legs- if it moves on four, it tends to qualify as prey. She considers herself an old creature of the woods, and as such a creature, she eats what she damn well pleases. These aren't hard rules, however. She'd eat a human or an orc or any such creature if she had to, and feel no moral or ethical dilemma whatsoever- she considers them to be "made of the same meat I am." If it's not a matter of eating or driving back the Legion to protect her home, then she absolutely will not kill. Maim, bludgeon, assault, she'll beat the daylights out of someone who crosses her- but she won't kill them. She, like the Ravens before her, would rather teach a lesson.
What social groups and activities does your character attend? What role do they like to play? What role do they actually play, usually? Kara isn't the life of the party, but she's an active participant. She's belligerent and traditional in a lot of ways, but she likes to laugh and she likes to have a good time, and she's got the good sense not to make a bad situation out of a good one- unless she's really, terribly bothered by something, in which case she'll raise hell. She doesn't belong to any clubs or organizations anymore, but she's casually trying to form some- a township in some abandoned ruins, for example- and she hands out yellow cloaks to match hers, to any lapsed, failed, or rejected Illidari in need.
How is your character’s imagination? Daydreaming a lot? Worried most of the time? Living in memories? She has a spectacular imagination, but it's limited by her perspective. Her ideas are fanciful and sometimes brilliant, but they have the same kind of old-fashioned charm that "old sci-fi" has compared to the sci-fi we're used to now. She doesn't worry, but she is prone to fantasizing- and she does do a great deal of living in memories, because she has an eternity of nostalgia to sift through.
What does your character want most? What do they need really badly, compulsively? What are they willing to do, to sacrifice, to obtain? She wants the war to end. She's tired of having to fight in it, she was never meant to. She doesn't have many compulsive needs, but she does like to fight more than the average elf. By a long shot. She's done sacrificing, though. She'll kick ass and take names all up and down the Legion front, but she's already given up her eyes, her home, her lover, her allegiances, her dignity, her glaives, her traditions, her family, her friends, her neighbors, and every last tree in the woods we now call Felwood. She's Fucking Tired Of Sacrifices And She's Going To Keep And Protect Everything Else That Exists Now, God Damn It.
What’s something that your character does, that other people don’t normally do? Bumps into walls. If it's not enchanted, she can't fucking see it. But she's too proud to use a cane or a dog, so she just struggles against the physical world because she needs to insist to herself that she's fine.
What would your character do with a million dollars? She already has a million dollars. She's chosen to live well within her means, do a job that satisfies her, and make meaningful personal connections.
What is in your characters refrigerator right now? On their bedroom floor? Nightstand? Garbage can? Fridge: Several stolen platters from New Years celebrations. Meat and cheese and vegetable dip trays from several different parties she wandered through. Also, a gallon of milk, a gallon of sweet tea, and a gallon of lemonade.
Bedroom floor: Gigantic heaps of treasure, stolen from everywhere. Rugs, quilts, piles of loose gold and silver trinkets, pottery and riches. It looks like the Cave of Wonders from Aladdin in there.
Nightstand: Flask of spring water from halfway up Hyjal. Gnomish audio recorder featuring a tape with instructions on how to read braille. Three other gnomish audio tapes are nearby, with instructions on how to use the Common alphabet, a recording of some very good guitar played by a pirate in the Bay, and a highly explicit tape, also bought in the Bay, which features very animated readings of a couple "steamy romance novels."
Garbage can: Empty soup cans, spent matches, various wrappers and shreds of wax paper.
Your character is getting ready for a night out. Where are they going? What do they wear? Who will they be with? You can count on somewhere expensive. Kara likes paying extra for something quiet and special and well-crafted, so fine dining suits her. Even if she eats with her hands. She was given a dress over Winter Veil, made of embersilk. It fits, and she likes to wear it out. Odds are, she'll go out with a friend- but if she had a choice, she'd get a celebrity on her arm. She'd love to stir up a controversy by being caught out at dinner with a world leader, like Tyrande or Sylvanas. Especially Sylvanas- she feels like they'd have a lot to talk about, in their long years.
What does your character do when they’re angry? Why? Pick fights. She's an extremely physical woman.
Does your character have any scars? Where did they get them from? S h i t l o a d s. Where do you think? She's been fighting the Legion for goodness knows how long. Longer than most.
What was the most offensive thing your character had ever said? "It's only a human. Wheel it off to a priest before it stinks, or eat it."
How does your character react/ accept criticism? ...It takes her a while. A long while. Usually something painful and humbling has to knock some sense into her before she'll accept a new idea.
If your character was given a slice of pineapple pizza and they HAD to eat it (or something bad would happen), how would they react? Do they even LIKE pineapple pizza? She fucking loves pineapple on pizza.
Your character is given a voodoo doll of themself. What do they do with it? Do they see if it actually works? Poke at it, then put it away. She believes very strongly in the sorcery of the Trolls, and she's not going to test her luck.
Can your character draw? What do they like to draw? Do they doodle? She can't draw. She also can't read, or see.
What were their parents like? How has that affected how they are as an adult? I feel like I already answered this one. The Ravens Grey were strange, confusing, but ultimately compassionate old witches whose methods carried both the danger and directness of the old trolls, and the dignity and decorum of the new elves. Kara, as an adult- having gone through so much- still tries to make herself like them. They were good to her. She appreciates how they raised her.
Does your character like candy? Do they get sugar rushes? What are they like when they get a rush? Candy makes her sick. She'd never eat enough to get a rush, she'd vomit. Hates the taste. Even chocolate.
If your character was presented with imminent and unavoidable death/fatality, how would they react? Would they try to avoid death anyways? Would they try to make their last days count? She'd embrace it with open arms. She's been waiting to die for a long time, and death simply hasn't come to her. She'd feel relief, in passing away. She'd get her affairs in order as best she could, distribute her wealth, talk to the people she wanted to talk to- Tyrande, Sylvanas, Boss Mida, Alexstrasza, Chromie, Shandris, and Varok Saurfang, in particular- and then call it quits. Take it easy, stay home and close to her loved ones, and just let herself finally die. An eternity is long enough to live. Let someone else handle the next one.
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