Wine Drunk while watching Godzilla vs Kong
Some major spoilers up ahead!
Mans really just annoyed the shit out of his coworker until he left so he could hack shit, huh?...I love it! π€£π€£
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You mean to tell me that the explanation for why Godzilla attacked the one tech company site by the dude who studied Kaiju communication and behavior for a living is just, βsometimes people (and creatures) changeβ???? Like some dumbass justifying a toxic person/relationship??? Like excuse me???? Why are the literal teenagers making more sense than you?????
Also, weβre all in agreement that this facility is either housing Ghidoraβs dead head, Mecha Godzilla, or Mecha Ghidora, right?!?
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Lol! βApex Cybernetics!β Thatβs not foreshadowing! π€£
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Apparently, I didnβt get my fill of white nonsense from Falcon and Winter Soldier, bc someone decided to put this blonde-hair-blue-eyed little bitch in charge! Thatβs not ganna go wrong somehow. πππ
Like this bitch literally wanted to send a fucking child into unexplored hollow earth territory without a second thought! ππππ I was literally like ππππππ for that entire convo.
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Iβm sorry! This conspiracy man just met these teenagers, and his first impulse was, βyeah, theses seem like some good people to break into a tech conglomerate with!β π€£π€£π€£π€£
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Why are these people surprised Kong knows sign language? These are people who study Kaiju (and presumably other animals in order to draw conclusions about certain behaviors) for a fucking living!!! We have primate species that recognize and communicate in sign language already! Why is this surprising???!?! Like...has NO ONE except this precious child tried this????
Also, nothing bad better happen to this child.
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That ship literally fucked around, and Godzilla let it find out! Lmao!
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Kong: Hey, Godzilla...look at me...
Godzilla: >:[
Kong: ...bitch.
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Precious girl: Thank you, friend π§π½ββοΈ
Kong: βΊοΈπ΄
THIS GIRL IS TOO PRECIOUS!!!!
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Bitch-ass White Man: Howβs Kong with heights?
BITCH, you really ganna try that?!?! You really think you ganna find any aircraft(s) that are ganna be able to support all that weight?? Never mind any other problems with Kong trying to nope the fuck out of that situation and all kind of other hosts of problems!
And if you do somehow have one (or multiple) WHY TF DIDNβT YOU USE THAT BEFORE KNOWING FULL AND WELL YOU RAN THE RISK OF GODZILLA MERCING KONGβS ASS IF YOU TRAVELED VIA SHIP!?!?!?!
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Down the Hell Naw tunnel we go!
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βI think itβs romantic,β
I fucking love Millie Bobbie Brownβs character!! π€£β€οΈπ€£
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WHY IS THIS TEENAGER SMARTER THAN EVERYBODY OMG!!!!! π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
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βThis is page one in the βPlaying Godβ handbook, right?β
Iβve decided I love this character! π€£
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WHY YOU GETTING INSIDE THAT THINGβOh god! π¨ Why yβall got eggs!?!? This is like if Weyland-Yutani succeeded in getting Xenomorphs! π¬
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Oop! Locked in! THIS IS WHY YOU DONβT HIDE OUT IN MYSTERIOUS ROOMS!!!!
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Oh shit! Apex Cybernetics think they on that Wakanda shit now!
Also, why was that one Apex Cybernetics bitch bitching about how one of those HEAV crafts could power Vagas for a week if yβall clearly have a whole network or transportation using this tech!
And I never understood how tech companies kept that shit to world domination shit! Build a public transportation system with that shit! Boss man said he likes ideas that make him rich! Pretty sure that would do the trick!
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WINE BREAK!!!
Saving the rest of the last bottle for coking Gumbo, so gotta open up a new bottle
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Aw, Kong is so sick of this bullshit! ππ
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βItβs not workingβ
Bruh! Give it more that two seconds!
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HOW DARE YβALL USE KONGβS LOSS AGAINST HIM!!!! HOW DARE YβALL!!!
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HEAV go Brrrrrrr Shoooooooooooom!!!!
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LMAO!!! Monarch has their own brand of bottled water!?!?! Idk why that amuses me so much!
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This hallow earth portal thing is some Pacific Rim bullshit right here, lol!
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NYOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM
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Are we...are we really Ice Age: Dawn of Dinosaur-ing this shit rn??? πππ
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βItβs beautiful,β
Of course itβs beautiful! No hoomins have touched it! Lol
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YβALL GOT FUCKIN DRAGONS IN THIS BITCH!?!?!?!!! 8D YO!!! SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!!!!
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*marvels at the creature creation ideas*
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Kongβs first thought: *nom the dragon guts*
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THE ROCK HAND OMG IM GANNA CRY!!! πππππππ Itβs the same gesture the Precious Girl did OMG!!!!
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βWe going in?β
βYeahβ
The BALLS on this child!
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βAAAAHH πβ
*fear*
LMAO!!!!! IβM FUCKIN WHEEZING!!!
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βSacrifice Pitβ
OMG π€£π€£π€£
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I KNEW IT!!!! MECHA-GODZILLA MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!! 8DDDDD
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YO PACIFIC RIM RAN SO MECHA-GODZILLA COULD FUCKIN SPRINT!!!!!!!!
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YO ITβS A GOOD THING I AINβT SEEING THIS IN THEATERS BC IβD BE FLIPPING MY SHIT!!!!
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βHumanity, once again, will be the apex species,β
THERE it is!
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Why Mecha-Godzilla so skeeny?!? He need ta be thicc if he ganna take down REAL Godzilla!
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*Ryan Bergera conspiracy voice* Is this the real reason Kong was contained!? So this douche could snatch up Skull Crawlers without Kong intervention???
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OH SHIT!!! I think this thing is emitting alpha waves (or whatever weβre calling it) and THATβs what set Godzilla off!!! He fought Ghidorah, heard this shit and went, βNu-uh, bitch! NOT AGAIN!!!β
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Monarch dude: Yo, Godzillaβs headed to Hong Kong for some reason?
FUCKIN CALLED IT!!!
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This look like the door to fuckin General Grievousβs lair,da fuq?!? π€£π€£π€£
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I got waaay too emotional over that handprint, yβall! πππ
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Yβall, the fucking art history major in me is fuckin screaming at this temple scene! The fact that some of these Kaiju not only had the urge and drive and capacity to build a fucking temple around this power source or some shit and create weapons like the axe that Kong just fucking Excalibured the shit out of that one skull crawlerβs skull fucking implies the fact that there is intelligent civilization amongst these fucking Kaiju and all that shit! I want to know more about this shit! Take that you fucking racist-ass white historian motherfuckers!οΏΌοΏΌοΏΌ
(Note: I definitely needed to use talk to text for much of this bit, because there was no way I was going to be able to contain all my excitement in just typing, alone, lmao)
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BRUH!!! Why yβall exiting g the HEAV without no breathing apparatus or lead suits or nothing!?!?! In previous movies, yβall implied that these Kaiju lived in environments in which their environments were hella radioactive compared to our own!!!
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Kong is s the true heir to the iron throne, Lmao!
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FUCKING CALLED IT!!!! THEY HAD GHIDORAβS REMAINS IN THERE SOMEWHERE!!!!
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OH FUCK!!!! YβALL AINT JUST SENDING OUT ALPHA VIBES WITH YOUR MECHA-GODZILLA!!!! YOU SOMEHOW USING GHIDORAβS HIVE MIND OR TELEPATHY SHIT TO DO IT!?!?!?! AAAWWWWW SHEEEEEET!!! YβALL ARE BONED NOW!!!! FUCKIN BONEROWNED!!!!
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Godzilla! My bruh! My dude! You didnβt HAVE TO get up right where that bridge was!!! ππ Ya douche bag!!!
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At the same time, tho, I can just hear him going, βAh! FUCK! NOT AGAIN!!! Sunova bitch!! Motherfuckin!! STOP BUILDING sHIT SO DAMN HIGH!!! Goddammit!β
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You know, with all the Bright twinkly lights in Hong Kong, I canβt help but think of the sequel to the original Gojira movie ( that I canβt remember the title of ,rn) where he was fucking triggered by fucking lights. And I wonder if this little scene where heβs stomping all through Hong Kong is a tribute to that or whatever. But Iβm probably overthinking it.οΏΌ
[Sober Edit: it was Godzilla Raids Again]
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*GASP* HOLY SIHIIIT!!! The axe is made out of Godzilla skute!?!?! GOLY BALLS THATβS NOT ONLY COOL BUT CONTRIBUTES MORE TO THE FACT THAT THESE KAIJU (likely Kongβs species, in particular) WERE REALLY FUCKING INTELLIGENT AMD TJOUGHT, βImma beat this muthafucka with their own spiky thing! Bc thatβs what screws us over, so, why WOULDβnt it hurt them!?!β I need SO MUCH MORE of this Kaiju/Kong culture studied and shit! HOLY FUCK!!!
It even fucking glows!! Like ... they managed to fucking piece together that its glow was a fucking warning sign like Sting or some shit!!!! Holy fuck!!!!
Also, how does that work? How are the skutes still connected even after dismemberment???
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NO FUCKIN WAY WRE YOUβAAAAAAAAHHH!!! Excalibur that shit my boi!!!!
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I FUCKIN LOVE YHIS MOVIE HOLY SHIT!!!
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β thatβs Apex property now,β
Excuse me bitch! Are we really not gonna listen to the scientist who saying βhey we donβt understand the shit out of this fucking power! Maybe we should hold off on taking some fucking samples!β
Are we really just gonna ignore that shit???????
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Kong said: TRY ME BITCH!!!!
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Oh thank the GODS this Serizawa dude is taking precautions like his old man! Also, what is his relation to Ken Watanabeβs Serizawa!?!?!
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UH OH!! SOLDIER DUDES GETTIN ATE!!!
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OH SHIT!!! PILOT JUST GOT ATE!!! FUCKIN DRAGON BASEMENT UP IN THIS SHIT!!!
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BITCH YOU REALLY GON THROW A ROCK AT IT!!! FUCKIN NONSENSE OF THIS BITCH!!!
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LOVE AND FITE ME ENERGY IS STORED IN THE ATOMIC BREATH
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βShoot him!β
WHY!!!???!! He literally had NO problem with you before then!!!
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Why does white man who donβt know anything about this vehicle suddenly know how to pilot this shit!???!?!!!!!
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Yβall love had SO MUCH wine!οΏΌ
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The FUCK this dude got a flip flop phone for!!!?!????!!!?
Da fuq!?!?! π€£π€£π€£π€£ yeah thatβs the most unrealistic part of this entire fucking movie! Not the fuckin Kaiju robots. Not the fucking hollow earth bullshit! The fucking flip phone! LMFAO!!!!οΏΌ
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βMaintenance! IβM MAINTENANCE!!! This bitch ainβt buying itβ
That made me laugh WAY FUCKIN harder that it should have!!!!
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Yβall really ganna try to shoot at a kid!?! REALLY!?!?!??!
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GAWD, Iβm so glad I impulse bought these oatmeal bites from Dominos! π€€π
[Sober Edit: I have no idea how my autocorrect managed to convert βParmesanβ to βoatmeal,β but okay! ππ
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Kong be like, βHey, bitch!!! You lookinβ for me!?!?β
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Find you a partner that bites your neck like Godzilla does! Lmao!
Sorry, Iβll be crawling back into my hell hole, now.
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EAT YOUR FOOKIN VEGETABLES GODZILLA!!!!!
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Did Godzilla just axe throw with his fuckin teefs!!!????!?!?!
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THIS IS THE FOOKIN MONSTER VS MONSTER FIGHTS IVE BEEN CRAVING SINCE KING OF THE MONSTERS HOLY SHIT!!!!
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βReally? Groupies, again?β
First of all, again!?! What happened last time???
Secondly, where tf are YOUR grpupies, asshole! No need to judge! Ya cunt!
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βThere can only be one alpha,β
Really! You really gotta bring your toxic masculinity into a fuckin monster fight, my dude!?!
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Kong said, βYeet! YEET SELF!!!β
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I am living for the feral fight scenes!!!!οΏΌ
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Kongβs expression , tho! π€£π€£π€£
Like, βCan you ducking NOT, Godzilla?!? Can you, like, fucking chill??!!? Aight, fine! ASDASHKLSDJKLDZJL ADKLKDZDJ!!!!!!β
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Awwwww! Godzilla let Kong go, bc he knows what itβs like to be the last of his species! π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίππππ
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βThis is how we [...] win!β
Oh, honey, you βbout to die! Lmao! π
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Oh god! I knew he was going to use the sign for βcowardβ at the most inappropriate time! Lmao! At least the Precious Girls is smart enough to know what Dumbass White Man means, lol
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Oh, thank god we do t see this dumbass in any sequels!
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Dammit, he escaped!
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This girl is too good!
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Did yβall really think you were ganna break into a semi-sentient Mecha-Godzilla by GUESSING ITS FUCKING PASSWORD!!?!?!?!!!!???? π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
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οΏΌοΏΌYEAH!!!! TEAM-UP COMING THROUGH!!!!!
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βI was hoping to die with adults, but thatβs okay,β
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βIβVE GOT TO DIE WITB YOU AND SOBER!!?!?!β
GOD, I love this movie!!!!
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OOOOOOHHHH HOLY SHIT!!!!! π±π±π±π±π± He powering up the axe!!!!!
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YOOOOOO KONG WENT PREDATOR/YOUTJA ON MECHA-GODZILLAβs ASS!!!!
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Kong said, βIβm done, yβall! Imma take a nap!β
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βDad. Uh...Bernie.β
I fucking love Bernie!!! ππππ
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JIA NOOOO!!! Donβt go running between two disgruntled Kaiju bby!!
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Yo, why do monsters have less toxic masculinity than we do??? Lol!
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Yaaaaaay! Kong has a new home!!
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WELP!!! I fucking loved this movie, and I highly recommend it to everyone!!!
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@kay-licious how dare u (thanks <3)
@silent-calling youre doing amazing sweetie
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
I wouldnt call it a key factor but itβs important to feel attraction towards your partner
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
sure! If itβs a healthy one definitely :D
3. Are you a virgin?
nahΒ
4. Are you in a relationship?
yeh!
5. Are you in love?
Iβd say so!
6. Are you single this year?
no
7. Can you commit to one person?
yes
8. Describe your crush
it me bf
9. Describe your perfect mate
same as above c:Β
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
no, only when it comes to animals c;
11. Do you ever want to get married?
thats a dream of mine tbh
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
I guess every healthy person would say no but yes, Iβd absolutely do (only the first time tho, after the second time you gotta ask yourself if itβs really worth it)
13. Do you get jealous easily?
in regard to my bf: I used to but itβs a hell of a lot less nowadays.
In regard to people in general, sometimes, especially when im not doing well mentally
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
me bf
15. Do you have any piercings?
just have my ears pierced!
16. Do you have any tattoos?
no but maybe soon
17. Do you like kissing in public?
only if its sweet forehead or cheek kisses, or quick kisses on the mouth or hand kisses
20. Do you shower every day?
yes though I gotta admit I really have to force myself. Not because I like being stinky but because everything is kinda difficult sometimes
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
bruh I sure hope my bf does;;
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
nah
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
Iβve been in a relationship for 5 and a half years now, I think so
24. Do you think youβll be married in 5 years?
it is possible but who tf knows
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
idk, to be frank: I think my life would be a bit easier if I wasnt in a relationship, or if I hadnt been in a relationship for the past 1-2 years.
And I often feel like im more of a burden to my bf than anything else. But thats a different story
26. Has anyone told you they donβt want to ever lose you?
as in losing touch with me? I guess so
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
a song yes and it was awkward as hell ajhajdfha and people have done drawings for me which is <3<3<3<3<3<<3<3<33
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
Yup
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
very very unfortunately yes, and just like a bunch of you guys I was this close to killing myself. I was in a very bad place which I know is not an excuse for this. I still think about it even if itβs been a time since then but I think I cqan never forgive myself because of that
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
often but im too much of a scared cat dsfskjfΒ
idk though, I would love to be much more petite size wise
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
oh often
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
yeah;; Iβm not exactly pretty or popular, so puberty was hard
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
hell yeah
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
:( no
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
yeh!!
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
Yeah and itβs difficult to be normal then aaaaaahhhhhhh
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
some of my friends have a strong disliking towards my current bf but i dont know if you can call it hate
38. Have you ever liked someone you didnβt expect to?
yeah and it ruined me for a while
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldnβt have?
uuuuhh not really I think
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
whenever I write bday cards I always put a poem in it :D
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
hella
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
depends on how thirsty I am
43. How long was your longest relationship?
5 and a half years and counting
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
2-3
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
uuhh I was 14, no oneΒ
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
HELLA
47. How old are you?
22 my dudes
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
I#d try to play it cool because internally Iβm panicking, someone help me
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
I love about my bf how you can ALWAYS count on him when shit gets down, even if he hasnt talked to a friend for a good while and theyβre likeΒ βhey I need youβ, heβll be there in a sec
Also that he is still able to surprise me
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
jsdfhsjdfks GO AWAY, Iβd say while closing the door and shutting the blinds quicker than lightning
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
yeah, but thatβs probably because I have bpd and depressions
52. Is there anyone youβve given up on? Why?
yeah, I tried to help them on all occassions, so much that I ruined my own life partially and made myself sick. But whatever I did or said, they apparently want to suffer, so i gave up trying.Β
53. Is there someone mad because youβre dating/talking to the person you are?
yeah my abuser probably
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
unfortunately yes and fortunately yes
55. Share a relationship story.
uuuuuuhhhhh; I dont really know what to write here.
Guess Iβll never forget when my bf held a kitten (which was only a week old) in his hands and he almost cried because he loved the baby so much. Haha, he was afraid of crushing it though because it was much smaller than the palms of his hands
56. State 8 facts about your body
I gained a lot of weight since last year which is why I avoid posting or taking pics, but according to everyone else you dont see it that much (?); my hair is getting its natural curliness back; I fucked up my knee so Iβll have knee surgery next year; I bruise easily; I have a shit ton of scars; I love my super green eyes; I have thicc thighs and if Iβm very emotional I get red spots all over my body
57. Things you want to say to an ex
to my first ever bf: fuck u lmao
to the second bf I had: Iβm so sorry for everything and I hope that you found your place :)
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
uuuhhh be sweet and understanding, be funny, be somewhat smart, dont be a mean asshole and be nice to other people (especially kids) and animals and also be able to be fascinated by small thingsΒ
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
yikes
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
my current bf is 8 years older than me
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
how open and nice they are? Idk I always choose my ppl to hang out with according to this
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
even though Iβm a switch I have a big preference for being the sub, so if someone can dominate me and yknow do stull like carry me princess style or something im all like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
63. What is your definition of βhaving sexβ?
everything that comes after kissing imo
64. What is your definition of cheating?
I think as soon as you try to pursue someone emotionally that already counts as cheating
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
kissing, grinding, I love when someone talks dirty to me
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
if it aint too much of a tmi iβd love to admit that we have a collar and a leash so (not thinking about pet play uughfjhjsdfkhsd, just yknow someone is able to drag me to them like this or being held in place while being taken from behind is p nice)
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
something something being outside in the nature and also good foodΒ
68. What is your sexual orientation?
69. What turns you off?
super super wet kisses where also my nose somehow gets stuck in someone elses mouth
Like dude
r u a vacuum cleaner sdfhsdkjhfks
70. What turns you on?
being manhandled
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
idk I dont really have a lot of wet dreams and usually theyre not very kinky but rather sweet and slowΒ
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
I like dirty talk, so imma leave that openΒ
73. Whatβs something sweet youβd like someone to do for you?
i love to get flowers, or lil stuff that reminds us of our friendship or something, self made/home made stuff is always !!!!!!!!!!!!
74. Whatβs the most superficial characteristic you look for?
probably hands? I love it when girls have super slender hands and when boys have rough and big hands
75. Whatβs the sweetest thing anyoneβs ever done for you?
I already answered that c:
76. Whatβs the sweetest thing youβve ever done for someone?
I have a few stories Iβm proud of!
But I really love this one:
When I was little I grew up in a village in which like 300-400 people lived (maximum) and next to us lived this sweet older couple who always gave us sweets and vegetable for our parents, or they brought us stuff from when they went on vacation.
The man is now constantly sick, he suffers from parkinson and you see the early statges of dementia setting in. A while ago he wanted to go and get the German version of fish and chips with his wife but due to him needing a ton of surgeriesw constantly he wasnt able to go out with his wife. When my mom told me this I was like wtf u cant just tell me this, Iβm too soft.
So I went and got fish and chips from the best market around us for him and flowers for his wife, despite the fact that I havent seen them in YEARS.
When I arrived at their front door both of them hugged me and cried a bit
77. Whatβs your opinion on age differences in relationships?
not badΒ if everything is consensual and if thereβs a power balance thats equalΒ
78. Whatβs your dirtiest secret?
I think the leash thing is one of the kinkiest things weβve ever done tbh
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
yesterday a bit when my bf went out wth friends and had a few beers while I was stuck at home with the thought that I can never have a beer again dkadfjahdf as stupid as that sounds but I always enjoyed these chill evenings with a beer and friends
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
this morning when I cuddled my cats :D
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
my bf and many videogame and anime characters, also my best female friend is hella attractive, also some of my friends are to die for
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
my bf!!
83. Who was your first kiss with?
my first bf sdfjsdfs
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
it didnt really work out, it seemed as he was more interested in sayingΒ βhey im in a relationship!β than in me, hah;;
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
yeah, sure
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50 questions tag
tagged by: @nervousatthenightclub omg sorry this took so long but thank you!!!
1. What takes up too much of your time? prolly tumblr tbh
2. What makes your day better? just getting time to myself to chill and watch stuff
3. Whatβs the best thing that happened you today? a bunch of stuff actually!! i got a bunch of compliments on my outfit + hair, maintained first place in my gymnastic competition in gym, got my daily approval from my favorite teacher, finished the oreo ripple icecream i didnβt know we had until my sister told me and i discovered red oranges are a thing apparentlyΒ
4. What fictional place would you like to go? oooohhhh maybe AlagaΓ«sia (the place where the Inheritance Cycle is)
5. Are you good at giving advice? yupp
6. Do you have any mental illness? nope
7. Have you ever experienced sleep paralysis? no
8. What musician inspired you the most? honestly i think the entirety of bts was really a big inspiration for me to get deeper into dancing and other things but hobi especially motivated me, and even though hyunjinβs backstory is super inspiring i donβt know how it helped me personally yet
9. Have you ever fallen in love? huh even 9 year crush donβt count as love imo
10. Whatβs your dream date? iβve never really thought about it but probably a fancy dinner and a walk through the city at night after π
11. What do others notice about you? i try to be optimistic and upbeat 24/7 so I really hate being around negative ppl, even tho ppl hate me for my smarts idgaf about them and genuinely care about my education, although im v confident im also v grateful for everything, and can cut people down but im really caring (mom friend literally everywhere) and i know what i want and i get it done
12. What is the annoying habit you have? ok my mom can fight me on this but burping isnβt that bad ok
13. Do you still talk to your first love? no? he moved but even before not really
14. How many exβs do you have? 0οΈβ£
15. How many songs are on your playlist? pandora ainβt letting me see the full list but either way a lot of what i listen to isnβt on there, so im gonna take a guess and go at 500? itβs different for each playlist tho
16. What instruments can you play? iβm relearning piano and i want to pick up guitar
17. Who do you have the most pictures of? lmao one of my best friends and trust me theyβre all ugly
18. Where would you like to go before you die? either mecca for religious purposes or greece/rome/brasil
19. What is your zodiac? virgo β
20. Do you relate to it? yES omg itβs like a 98% match
21. What is happiness to you? the emotional, physical, and spiritual contentment of a person OR (bc i think i understood this wrong) being with people i love, the feeling of accomplishment / pride, reading books that take you away from reality, debates and physical exercise
22. Are you going through anything right now? only high school my dude π€
23. Whatβs the worst decision youβve ever made? even though this technically wasnβt my choice but eating nutella sandwiches for lunch every day and not getting into team sports as a kids π
24. Whatβs your favorite store? MARSHALLS, HANDS DOWN
25. Whatβs your opinion on abortion? women are absolutely entitled to the rights to their bodies and men should have no say whatsoever in this aspect, but at the same time donβt use it as an excuse to hoe around and constantly get pregnant
26. Do you keep a bucket list? not really, but i have an idea of some things i want to do in life
27. Do you have a favorite album at the moment? stray kidsβ miroh (liSTEN TO IT)
28. What do you want for your birthday? silver/grey adidas soccer sweats, a new pair of black sneakers, and a permanent ps account
29. What are most peoples first impressions of you? 1) looks bc (majority of) ppl aint blind and 2) im super energetic and outgoing and just really friendly in general, 3) confident and a bunch of other things
30. What age do you seem according to most people? okkk literally all adults think im 5 years older than i am but?? iβm not 20 believe it or not
31. Where do you keep your phone while youβre sleeping? on my dresser next to my bed or charging on my cabinet
32. What word do you say the most? the duh lmao prolly bruh or either of the second two words
33. Whatβs the oldest age you would date? no one older than me but maaaaaybe sixteen
34. Whatβs the youngest age you would date? no on younger than me past a few months
35. What job/career do most people say would suit you? teaching but HUH i do not have to patience to teach kids
36. Whatβs your favorite music genre? pop (more specifically the kind with a k before it)
37. If you could live in any country in the world where would it be? iβd stay in the US
38. What is your current favorite song? hmmmm beside the ones that will always be my favs then maze of memories by stray kids
39. How long have you had this blog for? only a few months but i made so many amazing mutuals already!! π«
40. What are you excited for? my april trip to spain & morocco with my best friend and my move into my new private school in late august
41. Are you a better talker or listener? uhhh both?? i love talking but iβve always been a human diary so i can't really chose
42. What is the last productive thing you did? finish four pages of my history hw πππ
43. What do you want for Christmas? nothing bc i ainβt christian
44. What class do you get the best grades in? omg my grades are lowkey sad rn theyβre all a minuses but!! i do really well in p much everything but us history honors, bio honors, and spanish ii are two classes i love and excel in
45. On a scale from 1-10, how are you feeling right now? gotta say a 9.3 bc im regretting all the sugar i ate today
46. What can you see yourself doing in 10 years? working in a lab in boston
47. When did you get your first heart break? if you donβt fall in love you canβt get hurt :0
48. At what age do you want to get married? hmmmmmm i donβt wanna have a huge gap between me and my children but i also want to have a stable successful career first, so iβll say before 30 ig
49. What career did you want to have as a child? veterinarian but then i realized that meant looking at sick animals all day and i went n o p e
50. What do you crave now? a gym bc i wanna exercise
tagging:Β @sonqmingi @parkseonghwa (whenever she comes back from hiatus), @lqhhj, @forhyunsuk, @ultvisual, @cuteez, @ateezsbitch @taengyo @astarlightmonbebe and ofc anyone who wants to!!
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