#i almost mistook you for aegon the conqueror

[la-pheacienne]

Some People : Ohhh Daenerys will be S O mad when she finally meets Jaime she will want to burn him alive for treason

What Daenerys will actually do : stare at Jaime for a long while in sheer amazement and then just say "tell me about T H E M".

#I want to know #I never knew my father #I want to know everything about him #The good and... the rest #and her mother #and her b r o t h e r #we shall talk when I return #i almost mistook you for aegon the conqueror #F U C K I NEED THIS FUCKING BOOK NOW #aghjhhh #jaime will finally get his chance of TALKING #and he has THINGS to say #asoiaf #valyrianscrolls #daenerys targaryen #jaime lannister #yes i am AWARE that i'm oversimplifying their first meeting and OF COURSE this is meant to get ugly at some point #but it is SO obvious to me that she will not hate the man and she will seek to understand and first of all LEARN from him #aspa rambles

[rohanneofcoldmoat]

#jaime lannister #far from all of them but I think I have a decent sampling #* #polls

[leolaceri]

in case you guys forget how funny this motherfucker is in the books:

he tells cersei multiple times that she reminds him of aerys.

his whole descriptive thread to edmund tully before they attack.

“you took me unaware, my Lord. I was not told of your coming” / “ And I seem to have prevented yours.”

bones were bones; these days, nothing was easier to come by.

“I’m the Queen o’ Whores”/ No, Jaime thought. My sweet sister holds that title too.

“... so I have a little dragon in me.” / “yes, i almost mistook you for aegon the conqueror.”

“that must have been an uncommon sinfully horse”

as well as dress a cow in silk as this one.

“You have lost a hand.” / “No,” said Jaime. “I have it here, hanging round my neck.”

“Lion, fish, or wolf?” the lad demanded. / “we were hoping for capon”

gregor clegane with a pelt, he thought, though likely smarter.

“What are you doing here?” / “something stupid.”

#i'm going through my old jaime docs and the highlighted portion of the books and just SJJFJHFJGHJ #he's so fucking funny f uck

[hereyesblueasice]

The chief undergaoler telling Jaime he “has a little dragon in him” and all Jaime can say is “Yes, I almost mistook you for Aegon the Conqueror.”

#sir I almost busted out laughing at work #Jaime Lannister #Rennifer Longwaters #asoiaf #a feast for crows #his sass is the only reason I tolerate him sometimes