#i guess I hc jaskier as being as much of a chaotic gay fire lover as I am

[devil-of-books]

Jaskier: I am on a QuestTM

Geralt, only somewhat listening: hmm

Jaskier: to find Matches

Geralt, snapping his head up in fear: Nope

Jaskier: Geraaaaaaalt I want to be able to make fire

Geralt: Absolutely not, it’s my job to protect you from monsters, fire, and most importantly, yourself. No matches

Jaskier: 🥺

Geralt: …. okay fine but just this once-

#This is based roughly on a convo between my friend and i #except #I ended up finding a lighter and she can’t take it from me #hehehehe #incorrect witcher quotes #incorrect geraskier quotes #geraskier #geralt of rivia #jaskier the bard #geralt x jaskier #the witcher #jaskier the chaotic gay arson bard #i guess I hc jaskier as being as much of a chaotic gay fire lover as I am