#incorrect geraskier quotes

[amphorographia]

*police sirens in the distance*

Geralt, who has done nothing wrong: They're coming for me

Jaskier, currently wanted for pick-pocketing, aggravated assault, identity theft, credit card fraud, and arson: *sipping smoothie* yeah, probably

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[devil-of-books]

Jaskier: I am on a QuestTM

Geralt, only somewhat listening: hmm

Jaskier: to find Matches

Geralt, snapping his head up in fear: Nope

Jaskier: Geraaaaaaalt I want to be able to make fire

Geralt: Absolutely not, it’s my job to protect you from monsters, fire, and most importantly, yourself. No matches

Jaskier: 🥺

Geralt: …. okay fine but just this once-

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[patroclusdefencesquad]

can you believe it's actually canon now

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[izzy-hands]

Geraskier Incorrect Quotes [22/∞] (insp.)

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[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

Maddie: Admit it, you like Eddie! Buck: What!? No, I don't! Buck: I mean am I attracted to him? Sure. Buck: Do my days feel better when I'm around him? Yes. Buck: Does he get me in ways that no other person has? Indubitably. Buck: Do I fantasize about him? Yes, but only in like, four positions. Buck: And look, am I the type of idiot who would fall in love with his best friend? Of course! Buck: But do I LIKE Eddie!? ABSOLUTELY NOT.

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[hannibard]

I'm genuinely surprised this quote hasn't become a meme yet

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[fanby-fckry]

*Jaskier, getting his information taken after being arrested*

Guard: Name?

Jaskier: Julian Alfred Pankratz, Viscount de Lettenhove.

Guard: Sex?

Jaskier: I wasn’t expecting to… But I won’t lie, this whole guard/prisoner thing is pretty hot.

Guard: No, I meant are you a man or a woman?

Jaskier: I’m a bard.

Guard: But what’s in your pants?

Jaskier: Nothing. You took all of my belongings.

Guard: What’s between your legs?

Jaskier:

Geralt: *under his breath* Don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it

Jaskier: Your mother!

Geralt: Fuck.

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[humblebardd]

Jaskier: you know why I called you in here, right?

Geralt: yeah, because I accidentally sent you a dick pic—

Jaskier: *stops pouring two glasses of wine* accidentally??

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[gwentbleidd]

geralt: *sneaks into house at 3am*

yennefer, turning in swivel chair: care to tell me where you were?

geralt: i was with...jaskier

jaskier, also turning in swivel chair: care to *keeps spinning* yen- help i can't stop the chair-

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[headcanonthings]

Jaskier: *does something stupid*

Geralt: What an absolute fucking idiot

Geralt: I can’t believe I’d die for him

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[amphorographia]

Geralt: Do you ever shut up?

Jaskier: What? I like talking and, personally, I can't wait to find out what I'm going to say next

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[mischievous-thunder]

A shopkeeper: So, what's the occasion?

Geralt: I'm looking for something to cheer up the wife.

The shopkeeper, glancing at Yennefer: Why don't I ask the missus?

Yennefer, pointing at a fuming Jaskier in the distance: Do you think our wife is in the mood for a conversation?

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[patroclusdefencesquad]

jaskier : i saw you and your wife from across the room and i'd really like to get to know you both better

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[izzy-hands]

Geraskier Incorrect Quotes [20/∞] (insp.)

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[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

Jaskier, putting his hands over Geralt's eyes: Guess who!

Geralt: It's either Jaskier or the cold, clammy hands of death

Jaskier, pulling his hands away: It's Jaskier!

Geralt: Dammit

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[hannibard]

....I'm sorry (x)

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