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The “oh I could definitely write this fanfic in under 5000 words and it really wouldn’t take me that long” voice in your head is actually the devil speaking

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YENNEFER OF VENGERBERG | THE WITCHER 3: WILD HUNT dev. CD Projekt RED.

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🦴🐺🗡️🩸

the little ghoulie man himself

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roach pov where she just switches owners through the years and calls every one of them geralt

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they've got that sadness in their eyes you only see in eastern european gay porn

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me and the bad bitch I pulled by being sopping wet and pathetic

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It’s a cold and it’s a broken mamma mia

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shut up, kiss me, hold me tight

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still my favorite thing about all this is that joey batey really woke up one day, said 'hell yeah queer jaskier' and made thousands of people SO mad

#i'm polish and lemme tell you something #polish str8s are so angry rn it's so funny #imagine u get mad at random points during the day and can't sleep at night bc a fictional man kissed another man lmao??? #'it wasn't in the books' boi do u wanna talk about what wasn't in the books but was in the netflix series i'll go first #they just make stuff up from the very beginning #anyway stan jaskier bi agenda #jaskier #dandelion #wiedźmin #the witcher #season 3 #geralt of rivia #geralt z rivii #geraskier #radskier #radovid #joey batey #hugh skinner

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Vampire seduction except the method is just being a good friend

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Radovid: So, you and Jaskier have been friends for years, huh? Sorry if this is a weird question, but maybe you could give me some advice? I'm new to this entire relationship thing

Geralt, who is still traumatized from Burn Butcher Burn: Just be nice to him

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Jaskier: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

Radovid: You and me!

Jaskier, tearing up: Okay.

#jaskier #dandelion #radovid #radowid #radskier #the witcher #season 3 #incorrect #quotes #joey batey #hugh skinner #wiedźmin

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Here are my most requested characters for pride: Triss & Philippa 🥹

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jaskier really went from the twinkiest bard on the continent to most slutty manliest buff bard ever

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i've never liked netflix!geralt anyway

#the witcher netflix #the witcher #season 3 #jaskier #geralt of rivia #wiedźmin #radovid #jaskier x radovid #geraskier #joey batey #radskier

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jaskier: don't worry i have a few knives up my sleeve

geralt: i think you mean cards

jaskier, pulling knives out of his sleeves: no i do not

#jaskier #dandelion #the witcher #wiedźmin #incorrect #incorrect witcher quotes #geralt of rivia #geraskier #geralt dandelion #geralt #incorrect quotes #gerlion