#witcher incorrect quotes

[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

Jaskier, putting his hands over Geralt's eyes: Guess who!

Geralt: It's either Jaskier or the cold, clammy hands of death

Jaskier, pulling his hands away: It's Jaskier!

Geralt: Dammit

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[incorrect-quotes-at-random]

Geralt, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?

Jaskier: *half asleep* Geralt, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to himself* the Queen.

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[shy-urban-hobbit]

Geralt: Jaskier, no!

Jaskier, stood next to him: What?

Geralt: Sorry, force of habit. Ciri, no!

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[devil-of-books]

Jaskier (in a modern au I guess?) drunk: Why are there couch potatoes … but not potato couches????

Geralt: alright you’ve had enough to drink.

~a few days later~ Geralt, thrusting a couch carved out of a potato at Jaskier: here. your potato couch.

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[samstree]

Jaskier: I love you.

Geralt: How many people do you tell that to?

Jaskier: Everyone.

Geralt: Everyone?

Jaskier: Yeah, I tell everyone I love you.

#geraskier #witcher incorrect quotes

[mimeandmemes]

Geralt, holding a rock: Jaskier just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".

Yennifer: if you dont marry him I will.

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[ignify-caligo]

Geralt: Is this mistletoe?

Regis: Uh, no, no, that is basil.

Geralt: Too bad cause if it was mistletoe I was gonna kiss you.

Regis: Yeah, no, it’s still basil.

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[geasthewritingrat]

Vesemir: how are you still alive??

Geralt, Lambert, and Eskel, in unison: me?

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[livingonmyown]

**Some domestic Cirillach...**

Ciri: I am a Lioness of Cintra. Headstrong. Independent. Wild. The only person I’ll ever depend on is me.

Avallac’h: You woke me up at three in the morning just to make sure we were still married.

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[12345910]

I know Geralt gets STRONG cuteness aggression.

Like he's already so emotionally constipated and his main form of affection is already just killing (or not killing in some cases) people so he definitely is not capable of seeing something cute and reacting without punching the nearest object.

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[vampiric-bruce-wayne]

Geralt: Seriously, all you do is bitch. Yenn & Jaskier: We happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in our situation.

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[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

Geralt: Yesterday I overheard Ciri saying "are you sure this is a good idea?" and Jaskier replying "Trust me," and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life

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[incorrect-quotes-at-random]

Jaskier: Geralt, do you love me?

Geralt: Of course I do!

Jaskier: Would you still love me if I did something bad?

Geralt: Well, of course I… would…

Jaskier: I mean something really, really—

Geralt: Jaskier, what did you do?

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[shy-urban-hobbit]

Geralt: You have five smiles Jaskier. One when you think someone's an idiot. One when you think someone's REALLY an idiot. One when you're composing. One when you're getting all dressed up. And one when you're looking at me.

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[devil-of-books]

~modern au~ Jaskier, strumming his lute and singing to the tune of “Firework”: 🎵 Do you ever feel / like you’re really mad / Really fucking mad 🎵

Geralt, freezing: oh no

Lambert, laughing: Looks like you messed up, what’d you do? Geralt, sweating, as Jaskier makes Direct Eye ContactTM: oh no

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[patroclusdefencesquad]

can you believe it's actually canon now

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