Lambert : "I want to invite Aiden next winter."
Vesemir : "No. No Cats allowed."
Lambert : "If I remember well, it's 'no Cats and no non Witchers allowed’. Hey, hello Jaskier, how are you ? Happy here ? Going to train a bit with us ?"
Jaskier : "Uh... I..."
Geralt : "Don't touch him. Not his fault."
Lambert : "I want to invite Aiden next winter ! Geralt takes his lark all the time !"
Vesemir : "No. Cats."
Lambert : "I won't come then ! You'll never see me again !"
Eskel : "Don't be dramatic Lamb. You can see your Cat on the Path. You two will be impossible here. I'm sure you won't stop fucking and doing pranks together. And fight. Like the white wolf and the bird."
Lambert : "We are not like that ! We never fight !"
Geralt : "I think you wanted to say you never fuck. Because, you know, not lovers and all that shit."
Lambert : "... We feel lonely sometimes !"
Eskel : "Witchers don't feel anything."
Lambert : "We are cold ! I'm doing a puppy pile with him, but different !"
Jaskier : "It's okay to be in love Lambert."
Lambert : "I'm not ! And this old fool won't let us be together anyway !"
Geralt : "Lamb, come back here ! It's snowing !”
Eskel : "Such a drama queen."
Jaskier : "Don't mock your brother ! Vesemir... Please !"
Vesemir : "... I'll think about it."
Jaskier : "It means yes !"
Vesemir : "It means I will think about it."
Jaskier : "Lambert ! Aiden can come, your dad said yes !"
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Geralt : "Important question. If you have to choose, Aiden or the pack ?"
Lambert : "Aiden."
Eskel : "Wow, not even a hesitation, it hurts a bit pup."
Geralt : "You'll choose a fucking Cat over your family !"
Lambert : "Fuck you ! Jaskier or me ?"
Geralt : "I..."
Lambert : "Easy white woft, Jaskier or me, quick !"
Geralt : "It's not the same !"
Jaskier : "Actually he got a point."
Aiden : "I know ! Geralt saves Jaskier, who saves Eskel, who saves Vesemir, who saves Lambert, who saves me, who saves Geralt, and we're good !"
Lambert : "... That's not how it works !"
Vesemir : "It's not, I'll hesitate to save Lambert."
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