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deannamb · 5 months
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This has been sitting in my brain for too long…
Teen wolves are back
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young witchers
Vesemir: And that concludes today's lesson. Any questions?
Eskel: When are we gonna eat?
Vesemir: Questions about learning.
Lambert: Why are we learning this?
Vesemir: Questions about howlers!
Geralt: How much do we get payed for one?
Vesemir: I might quit.
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summerfrwrks · 1 year
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yes, he's an elderly man that committed war crimes. he's charismatic. he's ruthless. he can break my neck with barely any effort. but he's also very sexy-
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access-point · 7 months
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Vesemir in the games: I never want to hear another child scream and die in these halls again.
Vesemir in the show: ShE coUlD HeLp Us ReBuILd
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katthekitkatlord · 2 years
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Vesemir!!!! Yeah. The full image is not very sfw so you can only find it over on twitter
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shy-urban-hobbit · 1 year
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aiden/Lambert (The Witcher), Aiden & Lambert (The Witcher) Characters: Aiden (The Witcher), Lambert (The Witcher), Vesemir (The Witcher) Additional Tags: Backstory, Child!Aiden, Near Drowning, Soft Vesemir (The Witcher), Aiden's mother, playing fast and loose with timelines Summary:
What if Vesemir and Aiden had met before?
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rvosk · 1 month
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Vesemir's first day ☀
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bluedillylee · 7 months
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Jaskier gets a lute and a wifey (˵ ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°˵)ノ⌒♡*:・。.
Yennefer was so flustered she accepted Jaskier’s proposal without thinking (*/ω\)
the lute has buttercups on it btw .❀。• *₊°。 ❀°。
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Lambert: I think Geralt should be celibate from now on
Vesemir: Why are you concerned about Geralt's sex life?
Lambert: He's a crazy magnet. Wanting Geralt is a red flag. Name one person he's slept with who isn't nuts
Eskel: Jaskier?
Lambert: Look me in my eyes and tell me that little grackle wouldn't commit regicide if he thought he could get away with it
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Jaskier: I am the descendent of an elven bard!
Vesemir: Ah yes that would explain the lack of aging and the musical inclination.
Jaskier: And she was in love with a witcher!
Vesemir: And that would explain the other thing.
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Vesemir: So Ciri if you wanna kill the dragon you- Lambert: Igni. Vesemir: NO you make sure you're far away- Lambert: IGNI. Vesemir: NO YOU DON'T CARELESSLY USE SPELLS THAT CLOSE TO A SETTLEMENT- Ciri: IGNIIIIIIII
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summerfrwrks · 2 years
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i watch The Witcher: Nightmare of the Wolf for the plot
my bi ass focusing on the plot:
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yenvengerberg · 1 year
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artistsfuneral · 4 months
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It goes like this:
Early in life Jaskier has learned to always keep a couple of party tricks up his sleeve and to only reveal them when absolutely necessary.
Geralt leaves him behind on top of a mountain, surrounded by dwarves. Jaskier, if he wants to, can be an extremely petty person. He wants to.
He waits for the right opportunity.
Eventually he comes across another witcher. Older than any he has met before, with shoulder-long graying hair and a presence around him that speaks of authority and leadership.
Jaskier instinctively knows it must be Vesemir. So when the witcher leaves his horse outside a tavern Jaskier does the only thing that's reasonable in a situation like this.
When the witcher returns a fuzzy, brown tabby cat lies ontop his horses saddle. Like all cats do, it hisses at his approach but unlike most cats it doesn't run when he continues towards it. It swats at him instead, tiny claws leaving scratches in his leather gloves.
Very few people know this, but he's always had a soft spot for cats. Kind of ironic given his school's crest and the fact that all cats hate witchers, but there's just something about the little furballs that warms his heart.
So he leads his horse out of town by the reigns, thinking the cat will surely jump off once they're too far from its home.
It doesn't. The cat is apparently very comfortable ontop of his saddle. It's been days. The tabby cat still hisses at him when he's too close. But somehow it always manages to tag along. Riding on his horse's saddle, it's bags, one time it even falls asleep between his horse's ears.
Jaskier thinks himself very clever. Sneaking a ride with Vesemir until the witcher eventually meets up with Geralt so Jaskier can reveal himself and yell at him for being such a big dick.
Jaskier realizes he's fucked up.
Jaskier realizes he's fucked up when they reach a caravan of witchers and his travel companion is greeted with a happy "Guxart!"
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hannibard · 3 months
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I always find it funny when Kaer Morhen witchers call each other wolf. It's like calling your sibling by your shared last name.
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rvosk · 1 month
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Related to this.
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