#fanby’s fuckery

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I’m coping <2

#it’s me #i’m the mentally ill asexual #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #alastor #asexual alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #fanby’s fuckery #asexual #a-spec

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Ok it's official this is a horror story (I deleted everything I wrote here the first time and I'm doing it again 💀🚬):

(Sorry if it's written wrong, I'm using a translator unu)

It all started with a drawing of Alastor that I was doing for 3 days straight and I only needed the final details to finish it. Everything was fine with that, I even took screenshots to send the process to my friends :D

I was very proud of my work for 3 days in a row without stopping, I was only missing small details, among them was a phrase that went with the drawing.

The inscription to do this came from this publication in general, I found it very funny and true, so I wanted to draw it

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So with everything ready, all that remains is to publish it.

I lost it 💀🚬

It turns out that I opened the drawing one morning to send a screenshot of how the drawing was almost complete, and I saved it to finish it at night. It was not there, it was not saved correctly and 3 days of drawing were lost 💀

After that I resigned myself to drawing something, but in the end I'm going to redo it. I wanted to share this because it really hurt me a lot (Sorry if this is a bit silly, but I wanted to share it at the end)

#hazbin hotel alastor #alastor fanart #alastor

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Husk: I talked to Alastor, and we’ve got some ideas on how to get you out of your contract with Valentino.

Angel Dust: Do any of these ideas involve murder?

Husk: …

Alastor: …

Husk: …

Alastor: We no longer have any ideas!

Angel Dust: Oh, I’m cool with murder, I just wanted to know in advance.

#hazbin hotel #radiohuskerdust #or #radiohusk #depending on how you read it #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #incorrect hazbin quotes #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #angel dust #angel dust hazbin hotel #husk hazbin hotel #fanby’s fuckery

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#hazbin hotel #incorrect hazbin quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #alastor #aromantic alastor #aroace alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #aroace #aromantic #fanby’s fuckery

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Charlie: You treat Angel like shit, and it stops now. You’re gonna release him from his Contract and leave him the fuck alone.

Valentino: Is that right? And who’s gonna make me, Princess?

Charlie: We are. We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship!

Charlie: *pointing to Alastor* And this Overlord we found!

*

I couldn’t find the exact link to the post this is based off of, but here it is:

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #incorrect hazbin quotes #hazbin hotel memes #charlie morningstar #charlie hazbin hotel #valentino hazbin hotel #alastor #alastor the radio demon #alastor hazbin hotel #angel dust #angel dust hazbin hotel #fanby’s fuckery

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🕸️ angie-fluffy-bootz Follow

23 hr. ago

adam is literally sinner coded because of his war crimes. but whatever

🍸 bar-cat75 Follow

23 hr. ago

Angel, I know this is a joke, but just remember that if you go knocking on enough doors asking to see the devil, eventually he’ll answer.

🍎 luci-goosey-666 Follow

1 min. ago

Hi! :D

#jumpscaring my denizens #irl source

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🎀 charlies-angel Follow

8 min. ago

New url now that the cat’s out of the bag.

moth-gf -> @.charlies-angel

🌈 hells-disney-princess Follow

8 min. ago

Awwwwww, babe!!! 🥹🥰💖

🕸️ angie-fluffy-bootz Follow

2 min. ago

gay

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💙 ozzie-king-of-lust Follow

1 hr. ago

Lmao I love how Adam fought the radio demon, the princess of hell, and Lucifer himself, but in the end the one to put him down is a two-foot tall cyclops with a knife and blood lust.

💙 ozzie-king-of-lust Follow

58 min. ago

@.jest-fizzarolli Fizzie Frog, you cannot leave this in the tags.

🐸 jest-fizzarolli Follow

57 min. ago

:3

#ozzie peer-reviewed my tags #is he biased? #yes #but idc ↯ #niffty lady ↯ #alastor the radio demon ↯ #adam ↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination 2 electric boogaloo #jesters privilege #irl source

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🕸️ angie-fluffy-bootz Follow

12 hr. ago

if I make it outta this alive, I’m gonna tell my crush I’m in love with him.

🕸️ angie-fluffy-bootz Follow

2 hr. ago

fuck

#well well well #if it isnt the consequences of my own actions

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🐝 queen-bee-lzebub Follow

3 hr. ago

Nice try Heaven, but: L + Ratio + the power of friendship

#stay sinning stay winning babes!!! ↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination 2 electric boogaloo #👑🐝

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📺 voxblr4k Follow

3 hr. ago

Alastor is trending again, but this time for the right reasons (getting his ass kicked and running away like the cowardly little pissbaby he is)

So I guess I won’t be deleting this hellsite just yet

↯ #alastor the radio demon #shitposting in 4k

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📻 real-radio-demon Follow

4 hr. ago

I seem to have made what you might call an “oopsie daisy”

📻 real-radio-demon Follow

4 hr. ago

A real “cringe fail moment” if you will

📻 real-radio-demon Follow

4 hr. ago

I fucked up

↯ #alastor the radio demon ↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination 2 electric boogaloo #real radio demon broadcasts

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💀 be-gay-do-crym Follow

5 hr. ago

hey is no one gonna talk about how a fucking rpf smut writer just killed adam the motherfucking archangel?

💀 be-gay-do-crym Follow

4 hr. ago

@.niffty-lady has over 1000 fics on archive of our souls including a 500k word explicit radiostatic enemies to lovers fic that allegedly caused infighting in the vees because vox wanted it taken down and velvette kept blocking his access

and she stabbed the leader of the exorcists to death

↯ #niffty lady ↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination 2 electric boogaloo #her url is trending now so ig we are talking about it #cryms crimes

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❤️ moth-pimp Follow

8 hr. ago

people think I’m exaggerating when I say voxxy has a fetish for killing the radio demon. I wish those people could see him now.

🧁 rad-velvette-cakes Follow

8 hr. ago

fr

#hate boner doesnt even begin 2 describe it #radiostatic #vox ↯ #alastor the radio demon #rb

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📺 voxblr4k Follow

23 hr. ago

for 2nd extermination day I’m deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination 2 electric boogaloo #shitposting in 4k #irl source

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⬜️ voxblr-meta Follow

23 hr. ago

Fanby’s Fake Dash Masterpost

#meta #fake tumblr dash

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#unreality cw #fake tumblr dash #hazbin hotel #helluva boss #fanby’s fuckery #huskerdust #chaggie #radiostatic #fizzarozzie #angel dust #husk hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #ozzie helluva boss #fizzarolli #niffty #vox hazbin hotel #alastor #queen bee helluva boss #hazbin spoilers #crymini #valentino hazbin hotel #velvette hazbin hotel #id in alt text #suggestive

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#hazbin hotel #sir pentious #incorrect hazbin quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #fanby’s fuckery

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I know Alastor canonically doesn’t know there’s even a name for his lack of sexual/romantic attraction, but can you imagine how much of a menace this man would be if he knew about ace community memes?

Aroace puns at every possible opportunity. He doesn’t like cake, but garlic bread would suddenly become a staple in every meal he cooks for the hotel. Denmark would be absolutely fucked.

#hazbin hotel #fanby’s fuckery #alastor #aroace alastor #asexual alastor #aromantic alastor #aroace #aromantic #asexual #ace #aro

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#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #aroace alastor #aromantic alastor #asexual alastor #fanby’s fuckery

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Alastor: *looking at his hellphone* Why hasn’t he responded? The only reason I have this ridiculous thing is to ‘text’ him.

Lucifer: *texting Lilith* Lili how do you spell gorgous? 😭

#the reason he’s texting Lilith is that she already knows he’s a dumbass #Lucifer: patron of knowledge and eternal dumbass #perfect representation of ‘he’s not dumb but he is a dumbass’ #the hazbin one not the actual deity ofc #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #incorrect hazbin quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #radioapple #alastor x lucifer #alastor x lilith x lucifer #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin hotel #fanby’s fuckery #fanby: uh3 #fanby: uhverse

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*Jaskier, getting his information taken after being arrested*

Guard: Name?

Jaskier: Julian Alfred Pankratz, Viscount de Lettenhove.

Guard: Sex?

Jaskier: I wasn’t expecting to… But I won’t lie, this whole guard/prisoner thing is pretty hot.

Guard: No, I meant are you a man or a woman?

Jaskier: I’m a bard.

Guard: But what’s in your pants?

Jaskier: Nothing. You took all of my belongings.

Guard: What’s between your legs?

Jaskier:

Geralt: *under his breath* Don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it

Jaskier: Your mother!

Geralt: Fuck.

#source: unknown #the witcher #the witcher incorrect quotes #incorrect witcher quotes #the witcher memes #incorrect quotes #jaskier #Julian Alfred Pankratz #geralt #geralt of rivia #geraskier #if you squint #fanby’s fuckery

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I was looking at the dictionary site I use for a lot of Alastor’s dialogue and I found this:

And all I can think of is that he would absolutely switch which one he uses as a subtle barb when he’s upset with a masc qpp or other masc partner.

Just…

Boyfriend (affectionate)

Boyfriend (derogatory)

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #radiodust #radiohusk #radioapple #alastor x angel dust #alastor x husk #alastor x lucifer #alastor x reader #basically ​any mlm alastor ship #fanby’s fuckery

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Modern AU

Alastor: If you’re not married by the time you turn 40, will you marry me?

Husk: What the fuck? Did you just propose to me?

Alastor: Maybe! :)

Husk: Why? Why would we get married?

Alastor: Tax Evasion! :)

Husk:

Husk: Ok, deal.

#getting married to someone else isn’t even an option in Alastor’s mind #Husk is his best friend and the only person he trusts enough to marry #nobody else will do #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #incorrect quotations #radiohusk #fake marriage au #alastor x husk #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #husk hazbin hotel #fanby’s fuckery

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[ID: Three novelty mugs with text on them: (from left to right: She Her, They Them, Cool Hat) Image Below: the Morningstar/Mange family portrait, each family member matched with one of the mugs: Lilith (She Her) Charlie (They Them) Lucifer (Cool Hat) // End ID]

#charlie gives off she/they energy tbh #lucifer’s gender is cool hat #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #ah yes the genders #lilith hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #charlie hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin hotel #fanby’s fuckery

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Ciri: *sneaks into Kaer Morhen at 2 am*

Geralt: *turns around in swivel chair* Care to tell me where you were?

Ciri: I was... with Yennefer?

Yennefer: *also turns around in a swivel chair* Try again.

Ciri: Jaskier! I meant I was with Jaskier.

Jaskier: *also turns around in a swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning*

Jaskier: Geralt, help. I can’t stop the chair.

#source: unknown #the witcher #the witcher incorrect quotes #incorrect witcher quotes #the witcher memes #incorrect quotes #ciri #cirilla of cintra #cirilla fiona elen riannon #geralt of rivia #yennefer #yennefer of vengerberg #jaskier #julian alfred pankratz #geraskier #geraskefer #yenralt #yenskier #fanby’s fuckery

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Hi, I wanted to put Alastor on a very specific pride aroace-spec flag and couldn’t find a png I liked, so here’s a png I made, painstakingly erasing the background by hand because Hazbin’s color palates do not get along with magic wand or lasso.

(Also, I’m sorry if that’s a shit image description, I tried, I’m not great at describing like, what positions people are in and what they’re doing with their bodies.)

Anyway, here’s the final result, along with a few other flags for all your aroace Alastor needs:

#hazbin hotel #fanby’s fuckery #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #aroace alastor #asexual alastor #aromantic alastor #alastor icons #aroace #asexual #aromantic #id in alt text