What your favorite ship from Hazbin Hotel says about you
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★ Warning: This post was made as a joke, don't take it seriously. Any resemblance to reality is pure coincidence ★
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Chaggie: You think you are always right.
Chalastor: You used to be (or still are) that theatre kid.
Huskerdust: You're dealing with a lot of problems and don't know how to fix them.
Radiodust: You are old.
Vaggie/Angel Dust: You are VERY old.
Radiohusk: You like cute animal and angst fics.
Staticmoth: You think even villains deserve love.
Staticradio: You are here for the drama.
Radiorose: You want to date your best friend.
Radioapple: You want Charlie to have two dads (Also, you wanna be Charlie's sibling)
Adamsapple: You watched Good Omens.
Lucilith: You just want Lucifer to fix his family issues and be happy (Honestly, who doesn't?)
Cherrisnake: You think snakes are cool and/or cute.
Guitarspear: You think of yourself as a bad person, but actually the only thing you really want is to be loved and understood.
Emilute: You want either a tough partner or a soft partner. There's no in between.
Polyvees: You spend a lot of time on the internet.
Valdust: Police, it's this one!
Royalhalo: You want Emily to fall.
Charmily: You are soft.
Zestmilla: You are goth.
RoyalFlush: You don't let yourself be fooled by appearances.
Staticspider: Your favorite season is winter because It's the perfect excuse to wrap yourself in a blanket and watch TV.
Radiomaid: You like anime.
Staticradioapple: You, my dear friend, are horny or a helpless romantic.
Brokerdoll: You're tired and you want things to go back to the way they used to be.
Character x reader: You wish you were born in the hazbin hotel universe.
(I think these are all the ships. If I forgot any, let me know🌸)
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If Alastor's got a massive harem, he could just take every single dick at once and give them all a night they'll never forget.
Takes them by cutting them all off and using it in his fancy lil dishes that he makes
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Alastor: So, why do you need my help with this fellow?
Angel: What? Are you sayin you /don't/ want ta humiliate him in front of an adorin audience?
Alastor: Don't put words in my mouth.
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Angel dust: alright, I think you've had enough, time to get you to bed smiles
Alastor: ahaha I don't sleep
Angel dust: well you're gonna, because if I have to hear you attempt to perform "who's on first" one more time, the nap you'll be taking is a dirt one
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Angel Dust: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.
Alastor, cracks his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.
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