#i like to think that if zl wanted to

[salsflore]

hii everyone nothing to see here :3 just a normal post! move along now

#but anyways i'm cold and i think this would be the perfect time to snuggle up to **** i mean like i could cling to him or maybe #for someone used to snezhnaya and its crazy ass weather i think hed be like uhh its not that bad but its okay he’d cuddle me still #zl would be so unromantic. turns the a/c off and i'm like no i want it on and he's like but you said it was cold #Hey! Shut up! its just an excuse for us to Snuggle! bitch!! #i also randomly get scared in the dark so ya i could cling onto them for that reason too.. #💭 #mika ♡ ajax #mika ♡ zhongli

[stardustdiiving]

My friend today was like you know fern I think your genshin favs are really funny because to me they’re all very tame green flags that have good vibes and then there’s zhongxiao which everyone hates. And I was like. WELL…..YES….SNUCHFJFJCNC

#fern.txt #xiao nahida chongyun as favs…also like xinyan yun jin and Liyue in general….and then it’s just like. anyways…….zx codependent yuri. and #there is such a split on who gets it!! see I just think it’s fun as sort of a framing to do tragic character study through #bc of the way xiaos dynamic w zhongli is very relevant to #exploring how xiao dehumanizes himself a lot and would actively encourage zl having power over him bc he wants to just serve a purpose #and trusts zl to use him for said purpose. meanwhile zl is very smart n responsible abt how he #handles having power over ppl. which is very interesting to me #and I think it’s fun pairing xiao wiht someone who is very aware how much power he has over him and navigates around #trying to help him while not intervening too much directly bc that #could do more harm than good n isn’t how zl operates #but no everyone just has to be like. really passive aggressive and pushy Abt pushing it as parental all the time #AHHHH #fascinating case where u can draw them kissing and ppl will be weirdly pushy Abt insisting it’s father son #despite it being tagged as ship and think ur the weird one for it? dude!! #i did not mean to go on a whole tangent I just enjoy them a lot haha

[inanthesis]

I'm gonna try and tackle some drafts today but bc of some nonsense I saw I twitter say it with me folks: Zhongli is the man he is today because of the many friends he's made and the many losses that have eroded him over his life and he was not solely influenced by one dead dust chick.

#when the argument that she was the /only/ important person in his life comes up it just makes me want to see any content about her even less #because those people cannot seem to grasp that “those who share the memory” were MULTIPLE PEOPLE HE CARED ABOUT #and how he said himself in the azhdaha SQ that he believes having to give up that which he loves was the erosion given to him by the #heavenly priniples. again. this was in azhdaha's quest with no ties to the dust lady. I'm not saying this makes old man dragon yaoi canon #but like... it sure was a clear indicator of just how much his old friend's erosion pained him for him to begin to think he was cursed with #enduring loss #some people try to be like “you can enjoy something when the fandom is shit” but it's hard to enjoy a property or a character #when if you look for content you will find so much bullshit like this which completely overlooks the actual lore of your fave which in my #case is absolutely zl. he's my number 1 and always has been and i won't stand for the erasure of his other friends #not to mention how this group also tends to ignore the very significant relationship between gz and ping.... #anyway i wasn't gonna tag rant but oop this topic gets me heated #|| ooc

[goldensunset]

help girl why did i leave off my file standing on the edge of a cliff in the middle of nowhere

#it’s dark and i’m scared and i don’t remember the controls i keep trying to press buttons like i’m in totk or skyward sword #wdym i can’t shift the camera behind me with zl and i can’t run with b #no seriously why didn’t they give us a run button. i get it’s bc we can ride but #sometimes you want to walk #calmer music easier to steer and see (so you don’t run into a tiny wild pokémon) #if you’re trying to walk with a slow pokémon riding is to your disadvantage #and like. you can’t ride indoors #and like. using the b button to crouch is lame bc sneaking up on pokémon is not NEARLY as valuable in this game as it is in pla #like sure you can gain a battle advantage. but you still have to battle no matter what #you can’t just quietly catch them #so. i think the b button in this game should’ve been for running #the sv dlc experience

[4giorno]

*imagine me doing the drew gooden clip* shes slaying

#yes im still thinking abt him jdfkjdjdkdkd #frothing at the mouth practically 😔 #omg finally saw another fanart of dottore with a weathered face #hes OLDGE yall. its just not my preference if he looks like an idol or something #but yeah thats of course just my opinion and ppl can like what they want #i adore his voice precisely bc it sounds old (not meant as disrespect to the VA i just dont know #how to say it better rn. but the point is that i adore this voice for him) #and hfkdkjdjdkd hes doing the grandpa stand in the first pic 😭😭💖 #finally someone joins zl in the grandpa club

[friedricebunny]

sometimes I really wonder why my brain just Does Not like rewatching/rereading things I like a lot. Like it doesn’t matter how much I love a thing and rave about how good it is, my brain just hates going back to it.

#pj talks #i just started thinking about it #bc i'm trying to rewatch bsd #and bsd is one of my favorite animes #and yet my brain keeps losing focus and wants to go watch something else #and it took me so long to even gather the energy to rewatch zls s1 #even though i love zls #and i went back to one of my favorite novels for a reading assignment #and my brain Did Not want to read anything from that book #like bruh #we like this stuff #what's going on here man

[duoduotian]

i feel mentally ill i’ll just not work on things that aren’t set in stone. self care first

#mel 废话时刻 #how do ppl get a pic of their pkmn looking in the camera for scarlet and violet #mine all run in circles or walk away or fall asleep #i want one selfie just ONE selfie #it's been rlly fun so far if i can get a full time job i'll buy myself a pass so i can surprise trade #i'm trying to look for rarer pkmn so at least i don't clog it #i can't believe you can walk on roofs and fall from a height and not take damage #meanwhile in pla lol... #but then you also can't fall from a hill to a lower ground that has an item which i find very annoying #said lower ground doesn't have slope or anything so i can't get to it... #i need to progress further but i also rlly like walking around aimlessly seeing what rare pkmn i can find #i found the dunsparce evolution then i used zl on it and it was lvl 23.... haha #good thing i could not get there while in pla i wander into lvl 40 territory in obsidian fieldlands #i thought i was doomed for fr #the only thing i miss abt pla is getting alpha high level pkmn without battling them #just need the right timing and a lot of patience #the worst thing is when u think u can take them #out in one hit but no they use hyper beam and take out ur pkmn instead... help

[glasseswearingrabbitdetective]

zlsR 3 ,,, this has 39 screenshots... oops ‘ ‘ 

Mytube... wwww the shows given a ton of parodies of real life AND included actual stuff from real life(providing its from/in Saga <- real place) Notable; the ad is for the patch thingies they had in s1ep4 :D 

*gives Like * 

nice continuity <3 

it’s hard to see but Tae was chasing after a fly ... ww i love how they pretty much ignore her antics most of the time 😂 its impressive w

so no pressure amirite wwwwww 

Yuugirin kawaii... ;; 

Tae; aggressively/playfully hitting at the previously mentioned fly* (btw, Lily is actually the one speaking here... cr/subs PLS include her third-person TTT)

i gotta say i rly rly dont like Kotaro by this point 😂 he yells at them, he hurts them, he squirts them with a fucking water-gun! ALL OF THEM TT I JUST???? Tae wwwwww 

Kotaro; *yelling in all their faces*  Tae; *in the bg, fountaining(?) the water*  me; praying PLS just spit it in Kotaros face or smt lkgask someone shoot HIM with a fucking watergun and see how hE likes it!

its funny how much he swore in this scene tho ngl www 

YEAH!! 

note; poster in the bg and Iron Frill’s song name wwww 

minor, ooc spoiler... tho this did air a good year ago so... might be ok?

Junko-chan board; Mu~n! (if anyone gets this reference, ilysm btw <3 TT)

Junko; *types “impact” into go*gle search, results ...^^^^ not what she expected* 😂 

ooc spoiler maybe but their faces here so damn cute TTT its a good scene<3 theyre zombies but so ~kira kira~ w

cr/subs SRSLY missed a good, meaningful pun here! the other girl said “I guess that means you finally awakened(to your senses) huh” - awakened! as in!! 😂 Pls... 

doki-doki... this isnt even a spoiler tbh... Ai-chan WAS in Iron Frill, now shes in Franchouchou and wont ever leave <3 im lowkey surprised??? she didnt flat out say “lol no” at the time but,,, welp,,, poor Ai-chan ;; the past keeps coming back for these girls... feel free to up the angst tbh :> make it feelsy ...! theyre ZOMBIES! they all had lives which they def remember and would probs haunt? them ;;v;; tho theyre trying to forget and move on ig.... fighting~!

GOD.... EXISTS !! TTTT THEIR SMILES SO BRIGHT! LIKE MULTIPLE SUNS TTTTT i want more!! pls pls give me/us more!! TTTT just one(1) image isnt enough TTTTTTT THEIR CASUAL CLOTHES THEIR BRIGHT COLOURS THEIR SMILES HOW ALL OF THEM JUST ^v^ SMILING!! THEIR DIFFERENT MOUTH SHAPES EYEBROWS ALSO ITS UNIQUE AND LOVELY <3 --- i want to continue but you get the gist <3 

#kanna watches zls #zombieland saga #zombie land saga #ect #i can't be bothered tagging ALL the tags every time glkaslk #this time i tried to give more thoughts/words??? hm... 39 photos... i love them tho #i love an zombie idol group of 7 adorable lovely angel girls<3 #and their dog ig??? Romero w kinda cute. manager im hmmmm :/ hes tsundere or smt maybe but GOD LGKSALK WHY HE LIKE THAT TTT SO MEAN !! #i have mixed thoughts tho- i want more angst and feels that RIP thru the heart but at the same time idw see these girls suffer... #the show is pretty light hearted and cute 99% of the time comedy #but theyre ZOMBIES! they remember their pasts! there could'be been a LOT of drama and angst rather than episodic #im rly happy to see recurring stuff tho- like the radio show! i think they def could've done more with Sakis crush tho #-like from s1 when she was first introduced even said shes a fan of [guy] when they were saying about her tamagotchi and stuff- #on another note- im confused about that. she handed A Tamagotchi to her friend just before she died ... do we assume its the same one? #that her friend put it on her grave or smt and Kotaro stole it and gave it back to Saki when she awakened?? o.o is he that nice?! doubt ....

[splatoongamefiles]

WAAHHH the queue ate one of my posts.

basically the Parallel canon squid models are the exact same as the normal squid models, just with black ink. they're not metalic.

so yeah they're not robots. just fucked up, probably "greyscaled"

also theories i have about it, some more spoilers, complete agent 4's pallette and read the notes (in the pallette menu, press ZL twice on a pallette to read notes on that character). under the cut

After beating agent 4's pallette you find out through smollusk's notes that marina chose agent 4 to be in charge of the security for the memverse, quote: "THIS is who Mawina wanted in charge of Memverse secuwity?"

Parallel canon i think is what that sort of security looks like. just getting Fucking Attacked by them.

you're still able to fight parallel canon after freeing and reconfiguring 4's pallette so i'm just thinking it's not actually agent 4, but a copy of their brain. not sure if marina or order was the one to copy them.

i think 4 could kick my ass, but like if you remember sanitized agent 3 was much weaker than inner agent 3 so it's likely the greyscaling made them weaker

so yeah my theory is they Black Museum'd agent 4 and every time you fight agent 4 you're killing a copy of their brain. they dont have the souls float away to the respawn like with octoling rivals, they just glitch out and dissapear. so you're straight up killing them. over and over again

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #side order #side order spoilers #agent 4 #parallel canon

[centuriesofooze]

Genuinely so much going on In the gacha world at the moment I am overwhelmed

#ZLS collab banner on ENdori RAS collab coming to JPdori tomorrow. Nagisa banner on D4DJ that I’m contemplating pulling for. #I really want to pull for the Chisato ZLS card you cannot just put my favorite Pasupare girl and my favorite ZLS character together like tha #t. But I’m not spending any stars until Dreamfes Masuki comes out☹️ #I’m only like 4k away from 75k and the banner will be In like August probably but naur I shan’t. #I want to pull for the RAS cards even though I don’t know anything about Tokyo Revengers but I don’t even have enough for a 10 pull.. #And I really want the current Nagisa card but I should save up for her birthday. I think this one’s perm so It should be okay #Decisions decisions.

[salsflore]

been almost 3 yrs and i am still struggling with the whole mikachi first meeting thing. bye

#for zl its something simple. i just saw cute fanart of it with another ship [ p sure it was someones 2 ocs ] and enjoyed the idea #i lost my black umbrella irl but tbf it doesnt really matter because i always fucking forget to bring it anyways. so sometimes i get caught #in the rain. so idk zl lends me his umbrella bc. fuck! heading in the same direction and is like hey loser . . let me help you . . #cue immediate heart eyes bc handsome stranger helped her. like Wow Yuo Are So Cool... ♡ #afterwards she mentions this interaction to her friend [ yun jin or hu tao .. unsure but they are both so silly so its hard 2 decide ] and #then they are like wait i know that grandpa you're talking about! let me set you up lalala theres this whole thing i'm lazy #i'll write about it Maybe bc i do want to write for my platonic f/os. and also cover all the [ firsts ] in my self ships #its just: i don't like feeling obligated to stick to things (like a series or theme or whatever) so maybe not. would be nice though.. #nobody in this world is allowed to laugh at me i'll die #as for childe my plan was he breaks into her house and then shes like wtf who r u?!! they make eye contact and kiss + get married asap #no actually i truly dont know. zl's is slightly easier because he lives a mortal life. just chills #has connections with a lot of the liyue chars. literally just enjoying his retirement era now #ajax doesn't have many connections ( other harbingers but they dgaf about each other i think x ) and i just cant imagine that. idk #just fucking. bumping into him would lead to anything. maybe i should turn into a fish and have him fish me up and then i transform into a #girl and then we fall in love what do you guys think (losing my grip on humanity) #💭 #mika ♡ ajax #mika ♡ zhongli

[welcometoteyvat]

back to your regular liyueposting

#goodbye fontaine i will post abt them later if im ever gripped with neuv frna brainrot! for now simply observing #fell right back into zx xiaoyun and an hsr ship that would get me cancelled #so im back on the liyue brainrot and going through old bookmarks... ao3 god bless #twt is also a godsend bc somehow zx and [hsr ship] fanbase is like 50% or more esea noneng artists+writers who r not here #ramblings! #also discord user [redacted] was bold enough to send an extremely incorrect zl take to the server that i have stockholm syndrome with #and mAN that's SO ANNOYING #me when i want to send off anon hate (JOKE) #SO ANNOYING i hope zl haters go into a deep reflection of their opinions #because they are wrong <3 #seriously who looks at him and is like 'oh he was such a bastard and should be filed for neglect of country bc he let osial get reawakened' #'and didn't do anything to stop chi.lde' bro. bro. buddy pal did you not comprehend the storyline #dni if you think zl as an archon didn't do good by his people <3 (joke) (actually though) (i am a zl defender ! man did not do wrong)

[inanthesis]

@mascheremonoceros​ ♥‘d

“Hm, you seem to be in good spirits this afternoon. Have you perhaps had your fill of satisfactory opponents pursuing your work today?” Zhongli observed with a warm smile in lieu of a usual greeting. Though retired, there was no forgetting the rush he once felt after a good fight against a worthy foe encroaching on his territory and the old Warrior God could certainly recognize that same spark in another, especially one with such a lust for battle as the 11th Harbinger.

“I must admit, part of me is curious to watch your work. With a single glance the day we met I could tell you held a body honed for battle and keen senses, but I have yet to truly witness the limits of your capabilities.” And much like he had that day, though far less subtle about it, golden eyes would look over Childe from head to toe with an inquisitive tilt to his head.

“I’ve no desire to impede your work or act as a distraction in any way, but would it be possible for me to accompany you and sate my growing curiosity?”

#mascheremonoceros #ZHONGLI || interactions #ZHONGLI || v: main #i call this: old man wants to know how the warriors these days decimate their enemies and he thinks childe is kinda cool #i leave it up to you to decide if this is pre-osial or post-osial idc #so it's either childe babysits a man he thinks is just a funeral consultant or childe shows off to a god as old as dirt #either way even if childe hasn't been in Liyue for months ZL's just like 'oh my friend is back what's he up to?' lol

[tinukis]

i think ppl who arent aroace should stop talking about luffy ships and aroace luffy. ESPECIALLY if theyre very against luffy ships. (like it's fine to hc luffy as aroace and it's fine to not like luffy ships! but holy shit do NOT fill your bs in the ship tags unless you are prepared to be criticized or be sent hate (which is unfortunate bc it just makes us look worse when we're already in the dumps))

anyway fun fact of the day! i held a poll on twt (and i should here too) abt how many ZL shippers are at least on the aroace spec, and it turns out a VAST MAJORITY of us are!

and also if i may add, while it's fine to not like luffy ships bc of Your aroace hc... i find it a little odd that it's always people that arent aroace hating/disliking it. maybe it's bc there are people who know fandom etiquette and not put negativity in ship tags.

(and not to include shipping discourse... while it's not ALL zs shippers... it's somehow always zs shippers. theyre so worried about us 'icky' zl shippers when they go and ship ZS lmao...)

like im sorry but "i am not allowed to openly be your ally today it seems" and then you turn around and?? block aroace people??? that are criticizing you for being wrong??? im sorry but please dont speak for the community and how a HEADCANON is alienating us.

you want to raise awareness and yet you refuse to listen and just whine about hate instead of accepting youre wrong. should you be sent hate? no, of course not! should you listen to the aro ace people that are trying to educate you and NOT block them? YES.

sorry i ended up talking about it anyway. im just gonna trust aro/ace ppl with their luffy hcs/ships atp because... 😭

plus for some reason it's ZL always being targeted. i never see mentions of other luffy's ships, mlm or mlw. it just happens to be ZL every time.

i just think yall hate ZL and that you dont care for aroace rep. just sayin.

#tin talks #sorry i talked about it anyway #im not gonna tag this #whoever sees it sees it #im so tired of allo people trying to speak for us #when a lot of us are shippers...

[dangermousie]

This drama is so good but it also makes me so angry!

The sequence where ZL figures out that some serious abuse is about to go on at Nan Ya's house (and it's telling he's the only one who notices, not because he's a super genius, but because the rest don't care at all, and it's just whatever - who cares what's going on in that house) and actually makes it in time to shield her but also has the wherewithal to tell his mother to call the cops beforehand?

It doesn't go how you think it does - he does protect her (and this is probably the first time she didn't end up with major wounds but only minor ones!) but all it does is make me hate everyone in that town MORE!

Because her husband now starts beating him up because how dare anyone interfere with his doing what he wants with his property. He almost kills ZL because "how dare you get into our business"

And the horror is that everyone in town we see, even ZL's own mother - ECHO WHAT HE SAYS. It's not just the fact that it's telling that the one time the monster got arrested it was for beating another man or that the cops themselves are standing up for the abuser and that cop is doing everything to keep the abuser from going to jail...

It's the fact that EVERYONE, even ZL's mom, who is the closest to sanest we've seen in this town, are in complete agreement that the severe abuse is a matter between married couple and why should anyone intervene. THE HELL THE HELL THE HELL!!! I am not saying anyone is obligated to play the hero and cover her up with his body a la ZL but to at least agree that he's wrong and not join the husband's side of the argument is like the basic level of human decency, it's the bare minimum, beneath it likes the pit.

The hell?! How is it her fault she is being abused?! And when the mom is all "you are fine but my son is unconscious in a bed" - does she realize that the only reason NY is "fine" and not unconscious or dead is because ZL stood up for her? I get she's distraught but this is horrible.

And if you can understand her lashing out as fear for her son, the conversation mom has with ZL shows no, she genuinely thinks it's nobody's business but the couple's that the man is abusing his wife to death.

Astonishingly, the answer from his mom appears to be "yes."

Because her pablum is just that - pablum. She insists NY would be fine because it's more comfortable to think she will be, that way you don't have to do anything.

She is only fine because he shielded her and drew the man's wrath on himself!

What the fuck! It makes me think of two Russian folk sayings: "if he beats you means he loves you" and "lovers physically fight it means they are just playing." They are both appalling and demonstrate an attitude these people seem to live by.

He is not even some amazing paragon - he's a grey person through and through. But compared to the rest of the inhabitants of this hellhole, he might as well be from another planet due to possessing basic decency!

#cdrama #tong yao #zhang xincheng #tender light

[da-mous]

enjoying smb wonder but I have so many tiny nitpicks? they don't kill the game by any means but like

-only one run button, so you can't hold one and press the other to swing the elephant trunk and shoot fireballs and such without losing speed. I was literally drafting a devblog post praising the ability to do that in Mario Maker a few days ago dhgdhdgd. I get that X is the emote button but damn

-just pressing jump while airborne and touching a wall isn't enough to perform a wall jump. you have to push into the wall to enter the wallslide state first. I don't remember if this is the case in other Marios, or maybe Celeste has just spoiled me, but it's tripped me up a few times and seems unnecessary!

-the spin jump makes no sense cause like. no matter how long you press the button it's always the same height as a full normal jump. I guess this is because it can be motion controlled? I keep pressing ZR trying to get a low jump like in Mario Maker but I get the opposite instead. beyond that it also just generally seems to have next to no utility unless you really wanna do an entire full height jump to kill a koopa without getting the shell for some reason

-no triple jump? I mean I guess a thing similar to it is a badge now but. why. they coulda done a cute rising pitch thing with the jump sfx. maybe even a full chord on the final jump. woulda sounded so nice!

-speaking of which, the spin double jump badge is best badge easy (why even use half the badges that give extra height through other means when this one does it best), but it also misses the opportunity to do a rising pitch thing with the jump sfx. idk maybe they tried it and it sounded annoying or something. just weird for the first jump to make a musical sound and the second to do something different entirely

-the emote and item reserve buttons (X and A) do nothing if pressed while the run button is held. why??

-R and ZR both spin jump. Nice. ZL ground pounds and crouches. ok nice. L does... I think it does nothing at all? why? maybe I'm missing something?

-feels like the same few music tracks get reused a lot

-there's like one level with climbable poles, and you can jump off of them as expected, but pressing spin jump does nothing. "why would you ever want to do that?? why do you care about this cass??" because uhhhhhhhhh

-I love the concept of the vine grapple badge but it feels slow and jankass to use

-I always try to let go of dash panels or drop out from ceilings I'm drilling into by releasing the jump button, but you actually have to press jump. pressing jump to go down is really counterintuitive!!

-however, pressing jump does not drop you down when hanging from a horizontal pole (a mechanic in a level or two). to do that you have to press down... and then hold it for a short time..? why can't I drop down right away? "cass it's like one level???" ok yeah but you can't spin jump out of a hang either!!! what about that!!!

-ok lastly I don't get the point of elephant mario. being big isn't really an interesting ability and the melee attack is nothing new. the water spraying doesn't add much either because even if the stage you're in does happen to have water it's not a particularly good projectile. it's mainly only useful to water withered plant dudes. a key for a lock

......anyways hdgdhsgdgs game good I'm just surprised at how many tiny things feel off. maybe this is just what happens when the small details on a game are your whole job for several months lol

#mario #super mario bros wonder