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reaganingridleys · 2 years
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some breagan headcanons because im bored lol
Reagan was never really the type to get into anybody for looks, after all she’s mostly grown up with older people and it would be exhausting to find someone her type when she doesn’t really know who she is, let alone anybody her damn age. Which leads onto the fact that she had a relationship all the way back in college, however that doesn’t mean it would have been her first and Last (this is a Breagan blog after all lol). She’s more used to getting to know a person rather than having to deal with physical attraction, and it was definitely a bit burdensome to her since she’d used to say she liked someone just because it would give her attention, the same kind of attention she got from the Rafe episode. In the end she knew better than that and decided that she’s better off with someone who is Actually put together, even if that means with herself in the meantime. Which is fine.
Brett takes things at face value. Being made self-aware at a super young age, surrounded by the people that abandoned him later on in life made him understand himself to an unhealthy degree, but when it came to relationships it just made him sad, insecure and anxious because he doesn’t know if he’s making his partners happy enough. He doesn’t know if he’s good enough and it was practically drilled into his brain that he will Never deserve the good things that happen to him. (Fake it ‘til you make it guys, that’s what I do all the time! WOOO! - Brett, definitely)
Brett has callouses in his hands due to weightlifting. Anytime he gets nervous he tends to pick at it until the skin just rrrrips,
Technically canon, but Brett plays guitar. He plays very good guitar.
Reagan’s one of those people that takes pens and disassembles them only to bring them back together later on.
They both have restless hands. They both constantly need to be having their hands on something and when they don’t have Things they have each other, so you could see them holding hands, slapping each other’s, coming up with new handshake combos and Brett braiding her hair, Reagan playing with his tie.
They’re also really affectionate, and touchstarved. They’re not very PDA-y, although they still kiss in front of people and lean against each other but that’s mostly been it (especially because everyone teases them about it.) Surprisingly, in private, Reagan is the one who initiates contact and while it’s on the more, uh, safer side, Brett always asks permission to touch her especially since his touches get soooo Very There and Reagan’s always like (shudders) yes PLEASE and BOOM accidental begging kink lol
Brett is the least suspecting person you would consider horny. But BUTBUTBUT Think About it. Pent up depression and anger? Check. All sense of anxiety and rage all bundled into working out? Literally the STRESS of having to be working at Cognito Inc.? SHEESH this man would be a beast in bed. A very good and patient one too.
Reagan is also pretty much on the same boat as him, she just makes outlets for herself until they no longer work out in her favor. Fortunately for her, if learning to deal with emotions has done anything she could finally express it by having to ride Brett until the both of them are spent to hell and back. They could go for hours because FUCK sleep, man.
They makeout a lot. Like, one kiss isn’t enough it HAS to have gradual kisses.
Brett puts his hand on Reagan’s thigh, keeps it hanging by her hip whenever she’s standing up and he’s sitting down. He loves kissing her scarred hands and knuckles and occasionally steals a kiss from the back of her neck when they walk together.
Reagan likes cuter things, she’s the type to nibble on Brett’s ear, hold pinkies with him as they walk together, or even so much as tuck her face into his neck like a little cat.
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fyeahinsidejob · 2 years
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Brett: Bye, Reagan! Bye, Andre! Bye, Gigi! Bye, Myc! Bye, Glenn! Bye, Reagan!
Random Cognito Worker: You said “Bye, Reagan” twice.
Brett: I like Reagan.
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fyeahinsidejob · 2 years
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Brett: So I can never be around a woman outside of work?
Reagan: That's not what I'm saying, that would be crazy!
Reagan: ...
Reagan: All I am saying is if you're going to hang out with a woman, it has to be when the sun is up!
Reagan: And she can't be taller than me, or younger than me, or weigh less than me, or look like she weighs less than me.
Reagan: Also! You can't share food!
Reagan: ...
Reagan: Okay, I guess if you're stranded, and you have to share food -- then clear soups or broths only!
Reagan: And you will display your wedding band close to your face at all times. Photos of your children must be present, if they themselves cannot be!
Reagan: If she happens to touch you -- even if by accident! -- you will excuse yourself and call me immediately!
Reagan: If she has smokey eye makeup, that is bad. If she has a lazy eye, that's good!
Brett: Reagan—
Reagan: You must always travel in separate vehicles--!
Reagan: Going back, lazy eye is out, it encourages eye contact. And she must never, have EVER been, or even WANTED TO BE, a gymnast.
Reagan: Oh, and this goes without saying, but no Denzel movies.
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fyeahinsidejob · 2 years
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Brett, to Andre, Gigi, Glenn, and Myc: We're not mad, we're just disappointed.
Reagan, to Brett: No, we are mad.
Brett: Yes, we are. We are livid...
Brett: But, we're going to let this one slide.
Reagan: No, we're not!
Brett: I'm not a mind reader like Myc, Reagan!
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