#i mostly meant like ... when ur bratting like u wanna get punished u know like PUNISHED winky face

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omg omg could u elaborate on bkdk being annoying talking shit about you?

LMFAOOO based on that post, I was just thinking like...

You can't spend every waking moment as a group of three, right? So everything you do they're reporting to each other, whether it's just what you had for lunch, if you kissed both of them good morning before you left... and (most importantly) if + when you start bratting around with them.

It's not so much like, talking shit as it is just them... discussing what it all meant. I feel like poly!bkdk is veryyy much about communication and kindness, so when you're sassy, rude, needy, or ANYTHING really... they're gonna talk about it with each other like a two person football team in a huddle.

It's just:

"Did you hear that? They told me to shut up?" + "To shut up??? Wtf, didn't you buy them a coffee and shit earlier?" + "YEAH and they didn't even finish it. What's going on???"

Or,

"did y/n kiss u earlier?" + "no why?" + "k good." + "why?" "WHY?" "WHY??????"

OR EVEN,

"why was y/n in a Red Riot sweatshirt?" + "THEY WERE? WHEN???"

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But anyway, this probably happens ALL the time. It's all really well meaning because if it's just steam you're looking to expel (and you just like... want attention), they're really understanding and absolutely the right guys to help... but at the same time, you also can't get away with a lot without them figuring out what it all means before you even get a chance to explain.

You get home from a long and hard day and before you can even put down your bag, they're ON you like flies and you just know they had a lil gossip session about your attitude from earlier... but LOL pros and cons, you know?

(And they definitely gossip to you when they have shit to say about the other, too. You are NOT left out of the fun even if it does mean listening to a 15 minute rant about how Deku ate all the ice cream Bakugo was saving LOOOL)

#bakugo #deku #omg normally i think bkdk would be so hard to be poly with but this made it seem *chefs kiss* #i mostly meant like ... when ur bratting like u wanna get punished u know like PUNISHED winky face #but also like... u cant wear a star and stripe tshirt around them without them mentioning it to each other in private #its soooooo bad #hashtags problems with dating men who were besties before u #they're piranhas #u read the chat and theyre talking about how u left a sock out once #and u have to whip out the receipt of deku calling bakugos undershirt disgusting #askljdfhalsjdkhfjk #u love each other tho #ask #anon #caitie things