#i need fics where mr brown has a crush on Aziraphale please

[hikarry]

When some random guy way less attractive than you not only steals your seat but also hits on your innocent husband while sitting on said seat and you have to use sarcasm to pretend and be polite and not show him the fear of Crowley and grab him by the back of his jacket and throw him out of the pub against the closest wall to make him pay for his sins

#you're such a strong soldier crowley #i need fics where mr brown has a crush on Aziraphale please #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #anthony j crowley #david tennant #michael sheen