sorry it’s 3 am and i’m losing it a little bit was there ever a cut nightmare time episode where harmony jones greenpeace girl is a disciple of wiggly and she bothers paul so much that he’s finally like Okay i’ll sign up for ur fucking email subscription whatever but he puts ted’s email instead of his to fuck with him and that allows wiggly to drag ted into his cult or something but tinky is like “you ARENT ALLOWED TO HAVE TED HES ALL I HAVE” and then he turns on wiggly and all hell breaks loose or did i fully make that up. like i genuinely don’t know
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oh. oh dear. where did this sadness come from
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listen because aziraphale's offer was an action of love. he was doing it out of love. but as wise man peter gould once said, what if love isn't enough?
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people can use this site however they want but there's something almost- idk, sad? about how few people are actually using their blogs. you can turn themes on and have skeletons dancing in the background. you can make everything hot pink. your blog is your scrapbook and you can put whatever you want in there. tags are okay at organizing things so you can have just a whole archive of cool shit to look at later. i know people complain a lot about people liking stuff about reblogging for engagement, and on one hand i get that- it is WILD to see a drawing i spent hours on get only 12 reblogs and 60 likes. Absolute culture shock compared to my previous fandoms. but i don't think you should reblog anything to make artists happy. i think you should reblog things so you can find them again. i think you should queue things to appear on the dash at specific times on certain days. i think you should reblog things so when you're talking to your friends about xyz post you saw you can look in your blog's archive and find it again. i think you should reblog things so that your dash is filled with one really sleepy cat. with the loss of reblogs there's the loss of engagement, which Does hurt the community-focus that makes tumblr so appealing, but idk i just wish people were more excited about the incredible amount of customization that tumblr allows and took advantage of that more
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youre gay . I know it. just come out already. god.
Y’know what? Fine. Okay. I think about engorged sex thermometers? I think about bouncy balls bouncing. Man ass is all that crosses through my mind, massive rods of blood flesh are all I concern myself with. Not a minute passes by where I am not thinking of man asschesks clapping Morse code signals saying “anal sex” is that what you want?
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Suddenly curious on if the Sparda family could survive a bomb
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typed scrooge and became intenselt convinced for maybe thjree seconds that his nake was actually screege and my life ws a lie
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you'd think that me talking about sleep token for like an hour earlier would've been enough but no. im still insane
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Spent long enough in customer service now that when I’m feeling defensive or threatened the Customer Voice comes out.
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i just realized. sausage is on hermitcraft now. he can meet beef. i feel like they would flirt and immediately get dubbed meat husbands or something
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i'm in a mood tonight someone needs to stop me before i start monologuing
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can i just be put out of my misery like a sick dog? thanks
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hows that hyperfix goin'
it’s fucking going that’s for sure
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