#i say this with an inbox piling up 😓😓😓

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I was reading your tags and on the one with Vigi and Pep (always a delight to read those) "#and pep is just a very silly and affectionate drunk hes like" + "#hes throwing out ilu to anyone who will listen" and I just had the most vivid mental image that despite this when it comes to Noise he still throws out an insult, a little bit of drink doesn't override that rivalry.

Noise wanted to bait out a ilu from Pep to tease him with later but he's just buzzed like "ilu, ilu, ilu, shove a cactus up ur bum :), ilu, ilu" kind of thing. Probably still said in a silly friendly tone but, no, Noise, you can't sneak that by Pep, nice try you little gremlin. (Keep up the stellar work btw, I love seeing your stuff pop up)

Oh absolutely. Noise is like this is PRIME blackmail material fuckin watch this shit. And it never happens 😭 theres like a specific part of peppinos brain that is allocated to recognizing the noise in vivid detail like a needle in a haystack and it overrides literally anything that would otherwise hamper his ability to both recognize and suppress the urge to throw hands w this brat. So the very most the noise can get out of him is a very satisfied and contented hum, and a half hearted swipe in the noises general space.

His hand misses and slams against the bar counter and the entire thing shakes like a bull slammed into it and the noise is like u know what! Thats good enough for me!! Ill fucking take it!!

Bonus if it completely backfires bc peppino fucking grabs him and hes like oh my god hes fucking HUGGING ME get the fucking camera ill pay anything to get this shit RIGHT NOW GET A CAMERA but the ‘hug’ is peppino grabbing onto him like a ragdolled ferret and the noise very quickly is like ‘oh i cant breathe really’, and hes just stuck like that for an hour bc peppino does not fucking yield in the slightest. Hes just *gesturing in italian* w the noise in his hand being shaken around 😭

#answered #chattin #long post #alcohol #drinking #peppino #noise #the noise is just a little accessory for the evening its okay #he got a picture that shows PROOF of peppino being soft w him #the proof literally lasted a nanosecond in real time but that doesnt matter! #the next two hours of being cursed with teacup dog status was worth it!!! #he just takes sips of peppinos drinks when hes not looking #and eventually the bartender feels bad and hes like ‘would u also like a drink? ill let the first one be on the house’ #and the noise is like i guess; itll make being a prop a little easier i suppose #local brat is forced to deal with the consequences of his actions; no one dead but one ego is crushed; more at 9 #also thank u so much ur so sweet #everyone sending me asks like this encourages my little ramblings heehee #i say this with an inbox piling up 😓😓😓