#he just takes sips of peppinos drinks when hes not looking

[unexpectedbrickattack]

I was reading your tags and on the one with Vigi and Pep (always a delight to read those) "#and pep is just a very silly and affectionate drunk hes like" + "#hes throwing out ilu to anyone who will listen" and I just had the most vivid mental image that despite this when it comes to Noise he still throws out an insult, a little bit of drink doesn't override that rivalry.

Noise wanted to bait out a ilu from Pep to tease him with later but he's just buzzed like "ilu, ilu, ilu, shove a cactus up ur bum :), ilu, ilu" kind of thing. Probably still said in a silly friendly tone but, no, Noise, you can't sneak that by Pep, nice try you little gremlin. (Keep up the stellar work btw, I love seeing your stuff pop up)

Oh absolutely. Noise is like this is PRIME blackmail material fuckin watch this shit. And it never happens 😭 theres like a specific part of peppinos brain that is allocated to recognizing the noise in vivid detail like a needle in a haystack and it overrides literally anything that would otherwise hamper his ability to both recognize and suppress the urge to throw hands w this brat. So the very most the noise can get out of him is a very satisfied and contented hum, and a half hearted swipe in the noises general space.

His hand misses and slams against the bar counter and the entire thing shakes like a bull slammed into it and the noise is like u know what! Thats good enough for me!! Ill fucking take it!!

Bonus if it completely backfires bc peppino fucking grabs him and hes like oh my god hes fucking HUGGING ME get the fucking camera ill pay anything to get this shit RIGHT NOW GET A CAMERA but the ‘hug’ is peppino grabbing onto him like a ragdolled ferret and the noise very quickly is like ‘oh i cant breathe really’, and hes just stuck like that for an hour bc peppino does not fucking yield in the slightest. Hes just *gesturing in italian* w the noise in his hand being shaken around 😭

#answered #chattin #long post #alcohol #drinking #peppino #noise #the noise is just a little accessory for the evening its okay #he got a picture that shows PROOF of peppino being soft w him #the proof literally lasted a nanosecond in real time but that doesnt matter! #the next two hours of being cursed with teacup dog status was worth it!!! #he just takes sips of peppinos drinks when hes not looking #and eventually the bartender feels bad and hes like ‘would u also like a drink? ill let the first one be on the house’ #and the noise is like i guess; itll make being a prop a little easier i suppose #local brat is forced to deal with the consequences of his actions; no one dead but one ego is crushed; more at 9 #also thank u so much ur so sweet #everyone sending me asks like this encourages my little ramblings heehee #i say this with an inbox piling up 😓😓😓

[manicplank]

One more before I go to bed.

Alcohol tolerance headcanons (and how they act) (tiny suggestive warning for one of them)

Peppino: This one I see a lot, but he is definitely a lightweight. Doesn't drink much mostly because he doesn't like the taste. Only takes a few drinks for him to get wasted. He probably had a few drinks in before he was kicking Gus and The Noise in the cover for the OST. He becomes super fun when drunk. Dancing, singing, laughing; you'll see a side of Peppino you never knew existed.

Gustavo: A medium-weight. Doesn't drink often and doesn't drink too much at parties. He gets loose when he's drunk but not to the same degree as Peppino. Cracks a lot of jokes that make no sense. Gets lovey. Wants hugs, tells people how much he loves them and how beautiful they are. Once made Peppino cry after he told him how much he meant to him. The whole "you're my best friend" schpeel.

Mr. Stick: A medium-weight. Prefers wine. Turns into a person instead of a penny pinching seagull. Will open up and have decent conversations. He talks about fun times he had, be it in childhood or college. He'll actually talk your ear off. Talks about why he got into finances. Talks about money, that's inevitable. Not much of a party animal. Enjoys watching the others make themselves look stupid.

Pepperman: HEAVYWEIGHT. He can drink ANYONE under the table except John. Can drink all night and never be TOO drunk. Lets loose. That artsy fartsy narcissist persona disappears. He still talks about art, just not as much. Laughs a lot. Will listen to what you have to say instead of talking over you.

The Vigilante: Somewhere between lightweight and medium-weight. It only takes a few shots of whiskey for him to be off his ass drunk. Trips over his own boots. Laughs a lot, slurs his words. "Sspose to be... Thissws spose to be funn. Whys is, whys is nobody country line dancing? Ss not a party wifout line danssin." His drunk laugh probably sounds like Seth Rogan's.

The Noise: Medium-weight. Can handle most of his liquor. He usually gets giddy and silly. Wants to dance, joke around, probably might light something on fire. Would end up doing drunk karaoke just to be unusually good at it. Doesn't know his limits. Thinks he can handle more than he can, gets blackout drunk and pukes. He likes to run away and be a little shit. He also gets really affectionate when drunk. Wants hugs and kisses and snuggles. Sometimes even gets a little uh... TOO affectionate if you catch my drift. Likes to be dared to do dumb shit. "You guys think I could kick this gas pump hard enough so it'll explode? I'm gonna fuckin do it."

Noisette: Medium-weight. Likes mimosas... Likes mimosas A LOT. Bottomless brunch is her weakness. Gets super bubbly and giggly when drunk. Will laugh at anything. You could point at a pebble, and she'd bust out laughing. As much shit as she gives Noise for getting too drunk, she has also been in his shoes the same amount of times. They take turns on who gets to get drunk and who gets to be the babysitter. Knows her limits. Might suddenly start crying about anything. Would cry because she felt bad for laughing at that pebble earlier. "BUT WHAT IF IT MADE THE PEBBLE SAAAAD."

Fake Peppino: NOT ALLOWED TO DRINK. NOT ALLOWED TO DRINK. NOT ALLOWED TO DRINK. NOT ALLOWED TO DRINK. NOT ALLOWED TO DRINK. NOT ALLOWED TO DRINK. NOT ALLOWED TO DRINK. Took a sip of Pizzahead's wine once. Was an unstoppable force of energy. Got too silly. Many casualties and thousands of dollars worth of damage. All because of ONE sip. NOT ALLOWED TO DRINK.

Pizzaface: Simply doesn't drink. Watches everybody act like idiots. He's the one who pointed at the pebble. "Noisette, look at that pebble." (insert Noisette laughing hysterically)

Pizzahead: HEAVYWEIGHT. Had a drinking contest with Pepperman once; lost. Pouted and didn't talk to Pepperman for like a month. Can drink like 10 drinks before he's actually drunk. Can drink 10 more before he's DRUNK. Turns into even more of a party animal than he already is. Dancing, singing, screaming. When they're both drunk, he and The Noise are BEST FRIENDS. They go hand-in-hand to create the world's craziest party. Probably dances like a whore and gets yelled at for it. Then he dances normal.

Pillar John: Another HEAVYWEIGHT. Can drink more than Pepperman. It takes enough alcohol to kill a small elephant to get John drunk. He doesn't even drink often, he's just like that. Likes to dance and joke around. Usually wins at beer pong. Gets a lot like Gustavo and starts talking about how much he loves everyone except for Pizzahead.

Gerome: Doesn't drink. Sober bro, but still knows how to have a good time. Will stop John from drinking too much or doing something stupid while drunk. He keeps an eye on John, everyone else is on their own.

#pizza tower #the noise #noise #headcanon #pizzahead #shitpost #noisette #peppino #peppino spaghetti #pizza tower gerome #pizza tower gustavo #gustavo #gerome #pillar john #fake peppino #pepperman #the vigilante #mr. stick #pizzaface #suggestive

[chickengravey01]

Her Secret

This is one of my first attempts of fanfiction since 4th grade so if there is anything I can change or make better. anyways...ON WITH THE FIC. 

Summary: reader is usually a quite stern tough girl. But she has a secret and its that shes a wonderful singer and sings at a bar every single Sunday. A secret she told noisette regrettably. 

Warnings: a little bit of oogling at your body nothin much

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     Peppino is cleaning his pizzeria after a long day when The Noise comes in with a wide grin. Of course Peppino notices and makes a note that he is about to say something utterly idiotic. 

“Heya peps” Noise greets him with a smirk. “We are-a closed.” Peppino doesn't look up and continues to clean the counter. “Why don’t I treat you to a drink.” His offer confused Peppino. He looks up from his wash rag and gives Noise a look. “Why would you do that” Peppino raises one eyebrow. “Oh come on fat man, Why question it? I think you will... Really like the place Ima bout to take you” The Noise looks at Peppino with the widest grin in the world. “This-a cannot be good” Peppino thinks. But Peppino agrees to join The Noise to a bar down the street. 

When they get to the bar The Noise jokingly opens the door and chuckles “After you Fat man!” Peppino looks at him like hes about to strangle him but he restrains himself “lets just-a go inside” They go inside and take their seat. 

“so, How-a did you know about this place” Peppino opens the drink menu and browses the choices. “Oh, Y’know... Noisette tells me a lot.” The Noise opens his menu and giggles. 

The waiter comes over and the two order their drinks. While the waiter walks away Peppino takes notice to a stage across the bar that the tables surrounded. There was a man getting on stage along with some people holding instruments. “Oh! that be the owner looks like someone’s about to preform.” 

The waiter comes back with their drinks and Peppino begins to take a sip. The owner taps the mic “Hello everyone thank you for coming tonight! As it is Sunday I would like you all to give it up for Y/N L/N!” 

Peppino nearly chokes on his scotch when he hears your name come out of the mans mouth. “N-no that cant be the same Y/N” Peppino thinks. “Somethin on your mind peps?” Peppino looks at Noise and he has the widest smirk plastered on his face. “Yeah... Noisette told me your little friend preforms here every sunday.” He makes air quotes with his fingers when he said little friend. “So I thought why check it out?” The Noise very evilly chuckles. 

Just when Peppino turns back around you enter the stage wearing a long beautiful white dress with your hair and face all done up. You dont notice Peppino and The Noise.

As Peppino sees you his face goes red he had never seen you so done up before. When he sees you at his pizzeria you usually wear a pair of jeans with boots matched with a black tank. Never in a tight beautiful dress outlining your every curve and... His face starts to sweat. “Dio mio...” he whispers to himself pulling on his neck collar. 

You start singing... 

“Stars shining bright above you...night breezes seem to whisper I love you. Birds singing in the sycamore tree... Dream a little dream of me” 

(Dream a little dream of me - The Mamas & The Papas) 

As you continue to sing Peppino looks at you in awe. He had never heard you sing before and he had no idea how heavenly it was. He felt like he could listen for hours and never get tired of your voice. He feels himself practically falling into a trance before Noises voice interrupts. “Someones excited” Peppino quickly looks at The noise who still is grinning ear to ear “Stai zitto” Peppino sternly says. Of course The Noise had no idea what he said but he could guess it was Peppino telling him to zip it. 

“Hey fat man. Dont tell her you were here.” The noise takes a sip of his drink. “She aint want nobody knowing about this. Noisette says she embarrassed.” Peppino looks at him with shock. “Why-a would she be ever embarrassed.” Peppino questions how you could ever be embarrassed with your voice. “Well not sure. But, if you still wanna hear it. You gotta keep your mouth shut” Peppino nods and continues to listen to you.

He will come here every Sunday and take this secret to his grave.    

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WOAH hope yall enjoyed IF you have any requests lemme know! I would love to make yall happy.

#character: peppino #noisette #the noise #peppino x reader #peppino pizza tower #pizza tower x reader #peppino my beloved #peppino

[noisester]

@emptyzone: Good afternoon, Noise. Hope you're doing good after the silly robot and frog situation. Interestingly enough, it looks like Peppino's heading... For? NTV? That's weird, he usually does the opposite. And he's holding a ton of pizza boxes, too. Peppino wouldn't be dumb enough to take a prank call for a dozen pizzas for NOISE, would. H-- --Oh that's a dozen clones running after him. Oh that's Peppino trying to harshly barge into your studio, Noise. And purposefully throw the pizzas everywhere the second he gets in so the clones go into an absolute frenzy. Noise.

'Unfortunate' doesn't begin to describe his luck as of late. It doesn't! Noise is notably taking a sip of his hot chocolate filled to the brim with marshmallows and cream while looping the video footage of his encounter with the puntable duo. An ashtray full of cigarette butts is on the side of the computer desk... How could this have happened to him. When did the Peppino wannabes learn to blend in his surroundings. Sure, he already confessed that shrugging off the grey Noisey with weird non-marketable eyes was silly on his part, but it's still not like the simple-minded bozo clones to stray out of their programming and do any of that! It's-- Augh. Whatever. Whatever!!! Don't be a big baby about it. Just cope and do something extra goofy to let off some steam. It's fi--

--Of course he had to comically spit his drink at the monitor when the familiar face popped into the frame. Is. Is that... No. No no no no no, that couldn't be him. He REFUSED to believe the confident Peppino on screen was the same dumbass he willingly tormented. The real deal would've NEVER taken into account his thousand orders of None Pizza with Left Beef™.

"WHAT THE WOAG." He finally sputters out to himself, abruptly getting up and slamming his desk with a clenched fist. "WHY THE HELL IS TH--"

...

He looks at the general direction of the sound. Yeah, that booming ruckus going on in his studio... That's not his doing. He would've recognised it if that was the case. He would've remembered leaving his obnoxiously loud machines on or activating a countdown dynamite by accident. He would've remembered that.

He shakily takes another sip of hot chocolate... All things considered, he'll stay locked up in this room for a taaaaaddd bit longer. Just for uh, safety. That's a good excuse to leave the Italian sufferage for later (hard pill to swallow by Noise standard).

#emptyzone #◜ 🍰 . live on NTV ◞ #◜ 🍰 . inbox ◞ #// NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOISE EMPTYZONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR MUN KEEPS PUTTING ME INTO SITUATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!! NOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!