#i wasn't convinced enough to post it bc i mean i had to hide the hands bc atrocious but well

[lovelyhan]

Vernon pov where he thinks how beautiful his best friend is and him being deeply in love with her 🤌🏻

His thoughts during segs😩

this is so ???? 🥹🥹🥹 OKAY good thing i still have some inspiration left over so lemme just *cracks knuckles*

just a quick vernon x reader drabble wc: 0.4k words minors do not interact!

Vernon wonders if things would've been different if he wasn't such a coward.

You call him your one-call-away. Your ride-or-die. Whatever bad idea you've got under your sleeve, he's always been there to see it through until the end.

But even if he's always found it difficult to say no to you since you were kids, Vernon doesn't exactly think of himself as a pushover. He knows all his choices still have some autonomy in them.

So, he wonders... Did he only agree to lie with you like this time and time again because he's perpetually willing to play along with all your terrible ideas? Or is it because he's so afraid of hoping for more, that he's simply content with having your body, and not your heart?

The people around you often sneer to themselves whenever you're around, whispering about how you're more trouble than you're worth. But Vernon has known you long enough to see past your mischievous smiles and passive-aggressive outlook on life.

In fact, he's probably the only person in the world who knows the exact face you make in the midst of a blistering orgasm. How you'd always rake your nails across his back. How you're typically silent as it washes over you, as you're too overwhelmed to utter a single sound.

He loves pleasuring you just as much as he loves you—convinced that you're prettiest when you're sighing his name in post-coital bliss, like a string of prayers you're begging for the gods to give to you.

Vernon wants to say that you have him. In times where you want him, and in times where you don't—you'll always have him.

But once everything is said and done, you're already halfway to his door before he can even think about putting his clothes back on. You thank him for the fix. A little stress relief is just what you needed, you say, and Vernon's mouth twitches into a tired smile as he waves goodbye.

The moment the door clicks shut behind you, he's left in the ear-splitting silence—a plethora of what ifs swimming through his thoughts like a permanent cloud over his head.

What if he just asked you to stay?

What if he finally owned up to what he's been hiding from you for years?

But then Vernon remembers... He can't do that. Not if he wants to keep you close to him as you already are.

Sacrificing the friendship you've both cultivated for years in exchange for a chance at becoming something more... It's not a risk he's willing to take. Not yet, at least.

So for now, he'll continue being a coward, as long as it means that you'll keep coming back to him.

notes: hehe the anon didn't really specify if vernon and his best friend had to be Together together, so here's some angst <3 also :( he is definitely the type to be catastrophically in love with his best friend, yet can't come clean about it bc he's afraid of ruining the friendship T T

#📝 drabble #vernon #seventeen vernon #anon #thank you for letting me write this HEHE #💭 request

[findafight]

Re: Billy, yeeaahh, I think there’s exactly one *potential* way Billy could have been persuaded to leave without a fight and that’s if Chrissy was there at the Byers for some reason and she and Steve tricked Billy into thinking he saw her instead of Max. (1/ hopefully 2)

Why is Chrissy there? I don’t know. Maybe this is a ‘Chrissy and Steve are cousins’ au and he called her over in the hopes that her presence would stop the Party from sneaking out to commit arson to save Will’s life. Maybe she actually got caught up in everything last year bc she tagged along with Steve when he went to apologize (probably another cousins au scenario). Maybe she saw Max skateboarding, thought it was cool, and started a conversation. (Part 3 incoming)

(3/3) Cheerleading is pretty hard, so if Max was either already aware of that or found out while talking/hanging out with Chrissy, I think it’s reasonable that Max might admire Chrissy, which could potentially result in Chrissy being asked to the junkyard (especially if Max didn’t buy Lucas’s story, which I don’t think she did).

oooh fascinated by Steve and Chrissy being sporty cousins who are basically siblings tho. Steve who calls Chrissy his "sister but actually my cousin but basically my sister" in his brain because she's maybe 7/8 months younger than him so was in the grade below but they grew up together and almost all the baby pictures have them together in matching outfits :') they saved worms together from the pavement after it rained. Chrissy put them in Steve's hair and he cried. (she did this many times) They sit beside each other at family gatherings and just much sly and cutting mean girl comments about their relatives to make the other laugh. Or make distressed faces at each other from across the table when grandpa Otis is getting drunk and ready to rant.

Chrissy who Steve called during his sad boy clean up his own mess hours and she was like "okay I'll drive you to the byers house? You got knocked around I'll drive please don't get in a wreck auntie Diane would kill me." and she waits in the car for him but then Shit Goes Down and there's lights flashing and Steve runs out, but he stops, and looks back. and then locks eyes with Chrissy, and runs back in. So she follows. And finds out monsters are real right beside her brother-cousin.

yeah okay I'm digging Chrissy and Steve cousins au but it HAS to be coupled with Chrissy lives au I can't do that to them. I can't make Steve try to clear Eddie's name while mourning the only family he's known loved him. (but GOD a Jason/steve confrontation in that au? where jason is like she was your family! and steve is like I know!! That's why you need to believe me that Eddie didn't do this! I want revenge just as much as you! oh god this is so sad no no Chrissy lives in harrington cousin au.)

Anyway but Yeah. I think, like. Billy just wanted to punch someone. I guess because Chrissy is a pretty and popular girl, he would at least hesitate in his itch for a fight. Billy doesn't respect women but he's savvy enough to get in with Tommy, Steve's former bestie, so he knows enough that Chrissy isn't someone he wants to be on the bad side of. So perhaps it would...slow down? the events? idk. I really do think once Billy saw Steve or Lucas he wasn't leaving without punching someone. She could try to convince him it was her in the window, if Steve had gone out first, and that might give the kids time to hide better, but Steve isn't leaving s2 without getting punched by Billy in place of Lucas. It's one of those "locked in the timeline" things for me. Sorry Steve :( at least sometimes you aren't knocked out completely.

this answer is all over the place haha but post s3 pre s4 chrissy seeing Max skateboarding and thinking it's pretty cool and striking up a little mentor-friendship with her is so cute. Two lonely girls</3 Maybe Max teaches her to kickflip and Chrissy Teaches her to cartwheel... holds her ankles up to get the feel for it...and for a little while they don't feel so alone... aww... I love giving Max role models and older girls to look up to. She's got Steve but she deserves some girls looking out for her.

#stranger things #chrissy cunningham #steve harrington #chrissy and steve #stranger things au #findaanswers #finda writes stuff #imliterallyjustsittinghere #billy hargrove

[savrenim]

This is the second time I've found somebody who got into the mha fandom from Nov 5 within two days of each other, except yours is a reverse reaction XD That OP was someone who understood all the memes EXCEPT "what is a dabi and why is he touya" when Nov 5th first had Dabi trend above the election and all that happened, the rest of us were dying to know the confusion it caused to the non-mha fans and the poor twitter headline writer who had to wonder why a burnt anime boy was trending that day.

hello anon thank you for making my day other five asks below the cut bc this became a Long Post (ur right it's more.... I try to be as considerate as possible to other people on my dash so I've gotten into the habit of readmores for long posts?)

(2) So thank you for sharing your story, even in the form of an insane chunk of tags lol. Some fics updated before canon reveal actually contain crumbs of canon too just because the author goes back and edits it in, usually names since they can't change the entire fic of course. This is the case for Hawks's name, we used to call him "Takahiro Sora(ta)" after a fic first kickstarted the name. But shortened it because birb + sky. And hawk + word that sounds like "hero"

(3) In Dabi's case, it was whatever name related to spring or autumn the author could find, I've seen Haruka used once. (Because the Todoroki sibs are named after seasons, Touya and Shouto are too but vaguely and I forgot which is which.) Their tags are HUGE and I've read so many fics these past 4-5 years, I'll have to get back to you later because not only do I have so many deadlines, but also have to look through them all again 😭 Once you have canon sorted out, do u wanna hear fandom stories?

(4) You really had to go and choose the only two mha characters (Dabi and Hawks, Aizawa is fine) who caused an absolute RIOT in fandom. In so many ways, but we'll stick to one type for now. Dabi??? We been knew who he was, but it actually wasn't his backstory reveal trending that day, it was his name, which was also revealed 100 chapters ago! Just not connected to him. We got EVERYTHING wrong about his backstory, the single thing we got right was the method which was a beloved fandom dream.

(5) And even then some of the "method" caught us off guard, I won't spoil you but boy am I tempted to ramble cause these are all my favs too lol. Hawks? We got everything RIGHT. But in all the worst ways. Every crack theory we had became canon. Everything we thought about his backstory was severely understated or we were outright tricked into thinking it was something else because of how it was drawn. It does NOT help that these two aren't often written accurate and they LIE a lot. Good luck!

(6) Also I would love to know what your osmosis journey has taught you if you're willing to share, it's always funny I want to see if you fell for the same things we did or even the same things other osmosis readers fell for. It shows just how strong fanon becomes XD I could send a really long ask, but decided to send it in parts so you could hide it under a read more, since it looks like you don't like long posts. Also! I can find canon retellings, but how do you feel about canon set fic?

OKAY SO

funny story with (2) actually I have seen something like this happen in the star wars fandom, specifically with Dooku. I read several fics that referred to him as 'Yan Dooku' and there is so much spinoff material that, like, I went 'shrug even though this doesn't appear in the movies it might as well be true' bc it was in multiple fics. and then was brought up in question whether or not that Was His Actual Name and it had gotten into fandom osmosis enough that it made it onto a wiki page it took quite a while for me to convince myself that no.... no this wasn't actually Dooku's name...... canonically he only had one name...... someone had just picked it up and run with it..........

but that's so fun and funny I love it, good job fandom choosing names, that's great

I mean I Do Not Mind Spoilers, I'm already pretty spoiled for this thing and am only going to learn through fandom osmosis and love fandom stories so if you want to give me The True Story Of Trending/ Method, I would love that

also deeply amused that I picked the two most Fandom Rioting characters to love this is GREAT, I would absolutely love any set-in-canon fics mostly, like, 'alternate universe -- no quirks' doesn't interest me very much bc there's less grounding into the things that I find interesting in the setting, but otherwise p much anything goes

alright so the interesting thing with 'things I learned from osmosis' is that you need to understand that I started out this fandom reading a jjk crossover fic where My Fave Character Gojo Who Has Math Powers That Are Ridiculously Overpowered and this fic was 'Gojo Is Reincarnated As Dabi He Keeps His JJK Powers And Just Gets Dabi's Too And Decides Instead Of Being Responsible For The Whole World He'd Rather Just Fuck Around And Have Fun And Kind Of Accidentally Gets Labelled As A Supervillain For This And Doesn't Care And Is Also Adopting Half Of Class 1-A Bc The Teacher Instinct Never Goes Away' but it means that a whole bunch of things that were from the initial osmosis were like.... me knowing the character Gojo and assuming things were him and not BNHA; it took my a few chapters to figure out that Dabi was actually a character and not just the hero/villain name that they decided to give Gojo throwing him into the universe (and also that all the other characters who appeared were actual characters and not OCs)

but anyways some fun weird osmosis things

I at first thought that everywhere having star wars names was 100% just Gojo having fun naming places. the star wars names have come up enough that I'm pretty sure everywhere does have star wars names. this is so weird to me. like I guess if it's set on earth that's a historical reference not copyright infringement but W I L D

I've gotten used to gay canon pairings in a few things and I did legit think Aizawa and Present Mic were married for a little while. I think that's just a popular ship now but a person can dream

given other ridiculous parentage reveals (mostly Dabi) there are a number of fics where All For One is Izuku's father. I am now, like..... 65% convinced this is a fan theory but am leaving a 35% convinced this is canon

I figured out really quickly that Hawks/Dabi is a popular ship, which, like, good for them it's fun with their backstories but then exactly bc of the backstories and the ship, 100% assumed that 'Hawks goes undercover to try to infiltrate the League of Villains' was a contrived reason for them to interact. at this point I'm 95% sure that no that's an actual canon arc not just a fanfic thing

on the opposite end of the spectrum I am fairly sure that Dabi is not the lead singer of a mcr-style emo/punk/rock band but boy did y'all have me going for that one a lot

cannot tell how much the League of Villains are Misunderstood Poor Little Meow Meows who just want to Change Hero Society and Unfortunately Are Somewhat Willing To Murder To Get There and how much they are murdering psychopaths I think it's the latter but it's funny how many fics they seem a lot more willing to be chill in

also having a hard time telling who is currently dead or not as well as whether canon had a Nomu apocalypse arc and canon itself is now in some horrible everyone-barely-surviving setup or if things are more chill there but I hope y'all are having a good time wherever you are

those are most of the ones that I can think of, the rest of the osmosis has mostly been me picking up what the main events of the first few arcs are, general things about how quirks work, I'm fairly certain the reveal that One For All kills you/ages you at an accelerated rate came late enough bc there are a number of fics that are 'Izuku actually has a quirk!' that does not touch that angst at all but yeah out here having a good time mostly

#my life #bnha

[thelazyhermits]

so i saw your updated post about your encanto au n i just wanna SCREAM BC I JUS HAD THESE SAD ANGSTY HCS ABOUT FORTUNE N MIDORIYA- like after their house is destroyed, izuku pulls a mirabel n leaves for a bit which triggers shouta n hitoshi of when fortune left 😭 then fORTUNE trying to get used to being around ppl n eating hearty meals again which leads to the reveal of where she was for the past 10 yrs UGHH THE PAIN FOR SHOUTA N HITOSHI MY GOD-

Ugh the angst is seriously real in this AU. These poor characters 😭

I'm honestly torn between Izuku running off like Mirabel or him getting stopped by Fortune who, after escaping the collapsing house, immediately runs back inside when she sees Izuku is still in there and she shields him with her body when it all comes tumbling down. Thankfully, the house is able to provide enough covering to keep them from suffering serious injuries, but they're basically trapped under some rubble until their relatives pull them out

During that time, Fortune scolds Izuku for being reckless and tells him that his life is worth way more than a stupid candle. She would much rather have him than the magic. Cue very emotional moment for Izuku who finally hears the words he's been needing to hear for the last ten years.

But if Izuku were to run off, you can bet Fortune would be running after him with Shouta & Hitoshi hot on their heels lol

In regards to Shouta & Hitoshi first encountering Fortune after those ten years, I actually like the idea of twisting the Encanto plot a little bit by having those two be the ones who stumble upon Izuku with the vision rather than have it be one of Izuku's parents.

After scolding the hell out of Izuku for going into Fortune's tower by himself, they put the vision together and eventually come to the realization that Fortune left to protect Izuku.

Izuku naturally feels guilty about this, but Shouta & Hitoshi both tell him it's everyone else's fault for always assuming the worst of Fortune. If everyone wasn't so hard on her, she wouldn't have felt pressured to leave to protect him.

After that, dinner happens, and it turns out a disaster thanks to Eri's animal friends who get a hold of the vision shards. So the plot moves forward like the movie in that regard.

Izuku meets Fortune and tries to convince her to reveal herself to the family cause he knows how much Shouta & Hitoshi miss/love her, but Fortune's scared to do it while the magic is failing since she knows everyone would immediately put the blame on her if she were to show up while everything is going to hell.

Realizing she's right, Izuku comes up with the idea of them working together to save the magic. If they were to do that, there's no way anyone could talk badly about her anymore, and she finally agrees cause she trusts him and really wants to be with her family again.

After that, Eri appears to offer her room which is where Fortune has her vision which, much to her and Izuku's surprise, shows her hugging her brothers and Izuku & Katsuki shaking hands while smiling.

Both of them panic because Fortune doesn't understand why she's in the vision, considering Izuku is supposed to save the magic not her, and Izuku is panicking cause this means he has to somehow make Katsuki smile at him which he thinks is impossible lol

I like the idea of Shouta & Hitoshi showing up around this time because they've been looking for Izuku all this time, and they figured Eri's room would be the best hiding place for him.

So this is when they have their big reunion with Fortune who was wholly unprepared lol

The reason I like the idea of them reuniting here is cause then I could include the angst of the guys panicking when the house goes down cause at that moment Fortune was supposed to be hiding inside the house away from the entrance where the rest of the family, sans Izuku, escapes thanks to the house moving them to safety.

Cue very emotional moment when Shouta & Hitoshi find her alive and realize they haven't lost her for a second time 😭

#TABF encanto AU #sorry I didn't mean to write so much #this AU just does things to me lol #and I just get so excited talking about it with you #but you are so right about things being angsty #for fortune's recovery period #cause she is not used to being around people #or getting to eat a lot of food #like she's able to cook for herself at night when everyone is still asleep #but she only makes the bare minimum #since she feels guilty if she takes too much food #plus she doesn't wanna make anyone suspicious #by taking too much food

[heich0e]

Liv. LIV. THAT OIKAWA ANGST.

Not me having an hq feels day and then YOU POST JUICY OIKAWA TEARS. I've reached the conclusion that your favorite hobby is making fictional men suffer. I'm still here for it. CRYING, but here for it :') Anyways i'm gonna dump some Oikawa headcanons on you hope that's ok bc i ALSO HAVE BRAINROT:

Oikawa is so good at hiding his feelings that he eventually convinces himself he's not in love with you until leaving Japan. He would ALWAYS pick on you in high school (kind of in the way he does with kags but a little less mean) but it's mainly because he was mad that you didn't fawn over him and give him attention all the time right off the bat.

I think he's very touchy and if you're not a touchy person he gets mad because!!! he wants to be touched by you!!! he WILL be that person that asks "where's my hug?" (will do it every time just to annoy you)

Oh and when you finally, FINALLY start doing what he wants it's just before he moves away, and having the satisfaction of you hugging him regularly now makes him sad because why?? couldn't you have done it earlier when he thought that maybe he had a chance with you?

Now he's made commitments, he can't back out. and on the last night of hanging out with him you, so convinced that he doesn't have feelings for you, admit how you had a tiny crush on him (it wasn't tiny) and he wants to cry. He wants to tell you how he's felt the same, if not more. if only you had shown some kind of sign sooner, maybe he would've been brave enough to do something about it. But now it's too late. And the kiss you leave on his cheek that he always imagined to be sweet and inviting merely stings now with regret.

:') ANYWAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS wow that got out of hand umm oops

LeY HOLY SHIT THE WAY MY HEART LITERALLY LURCHED IN MY CHEST READING THESE HEAD CANNONS

imagining oikawa sidling up beside you in the hallways, snaking his arm around your shoulder which you carefully slip out from under - like a well practiced dance the two of you have been mastering for years. But the two of you can follow each other's pace, match each other's moves; he knows the steps you'll take and learns to chase them (which he tells himself is purely for the fun of it and not because each graze makes warmth crackle through the pit of his stomach), and over time you stop retreating so intently. Start allowing the touches and the proximity that he's so insistent on. He doesn't dare allow himself to hope that maybe it's because they also make your heart beat a little faster in your chest, too.

"the kiss you leave on his cheek that he always imagined to be sweet and inviting merely stings now with regret" I Am YODELLING!!!

YOU CANNOT TELL ME THAT OIKAWA TOORU IS NOT A PERFECT CHARACTER TO PROJECT ANGST ON AND YOU ARE ENABLING ME W THESE HCs LEY

#LEY MASTER OF HEADCANNONS #AND ALSO MASTER OF REDUCING ME TO A SIMPING MESS #liv got mail