#i’m so sorry i have overused jail joke now lol | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

dangerliesbeforeyou · 4 years

Note

What is the best/most interesting/craziest quiz fun fact you’ve gotten so far?

ooh good question! i only got into the first couple hundred or so of replies before uquiz was like ‘nope i’m not showing u the breakdowns anymore’ so i’ve probs missed a lottttttttttttt of good ones... but i did screenshot a couple of my favs which i’ll list:

‘fun fact: i was almost murdered’ (this had no further explanation and honestly i have MANY questions lol)

‘the composer johann sebastian bach once was thrown in jail for getting into a swordfight with a bassoonist’ (haven’t fact checked this and honestly don’t wanna cos i just wanna Believe lol)

‘your music tastes are valid but make me feel Aged’ (honestly same lol... i feel like i’ve done my life backwards, as i’m now a lot more into modern pop music then i was when i was 14 lool...)

‘it was good until this question’ (in response to question 10... savage response but it gave me a good laugh lol)

‘my grandpa almost went to prison for cutting a dude’s hand off’ (idk what’s the most confusing/intriguing about this... is it the fact their grandpa /almost/ went to prison? or the fact he actually cut a guy’s hand off? what’s the context? what century was this in??? i have??? so many questions)

‘technically you could fit an amazon alexa up your ass’ (... i mean... they’re not wrong? you definitely could... though i’d argue you definitely /should NOT/ lol)

‘medium fun’ (this one cracked me up the most ngl... imagine seeing this on the reviews for a book or video game or film or whatevs... like ‘so&so said ‘i had a medium about of fun consuming this piece of media’

‘Punctuation, darling. You overuse it.’ (so i’m just sharing this one cos i’m Mad lol like ummmmmmmmmmmmmm...... fIRST of all i use ellipses to make it seem like i’m “friendly” and “approachable” online so tHANKS for highlighting a sORE spot for me... no but for real i know i overuse punctuation and honestly, my dear, i don’t give a damn,.,.;,;;!”!’)

‘it’s 30 times more likely you’ll be murdered in the grand canyon than win the powerball lottery’ (something about the phrasing of this feels like a threat.... either that or a confession... quick someone check for murders in the grand canyon area in the last 3 days!!)

final one is this TERRIBLE joke that i genuinely laughed at:

‘so a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. and the bartender says ‘hey you’ve got a steering wheel sticking out of your pants’ so the pirate says ‘ARR IT’S DRIVIN’ ME NUTS!’

& that’s all the ones i managed to save before uquiz cut me off :’(

there were also at least 3 people who found it necessary to tell me they could wield some form of weapon so....... that’s.... fun .... lol??

(sorry this reply was so long anon i just couldn’t pick between these lol...)

#long post #Anonymous #i honestly hope people keep sending me funfacts tho #also if any of the people who sent these see this I NEED MORE INFO ABOUT WTF THIS MEANS OH MY GOD #like the grandpa one???#and the fact someone was ALMOST MURDERED #like...#u can't just leave that on my doorstep and then RUN goddd

5 notes · View notes