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havinganfois · 2 years
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twilightofthe · 4 years
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Chapter Six liveblog of The Mandalorian!  Let’s go!!!
Wait this wasn’t from last ep I guess no flashback this time?
Hmm some sorta space station
SIR YOU ABANDONED YOUR CHILD AGAIN
Huh, Mando Man has friends?  Surprising
Nice old hobo man
I’m seriously worried about Baby Yoda being left on the Razor Crest alone
Oh good Mando Man’s getting some money 
Lol but let’s be real he probs won’t get the money
Ahaha as a member of a Star Wars RPG group with the explicit plot of “five random yahoos for hire clumped together to do some kind of infiltration job”, lemme just say that this won’t end well at all
Oh nevermind not nice old hobo man :(
Hmm so hired man number one.  Mayfield?  Does he have a personality?
Gah Mando Man’s voice is so friggin attractive hlep
Hmmm sharpshooter?  Wanna bet Mando Man’s still better than him?
Wait shite those guys are gonna have to share a ship with Baby Yoda that’s not allowed at ALL
Obligatory Canto Bight mention to try and tie it into the larger Star Wars universe xD
Hello Burg, lemme guess, you’re big and scary
Oh that’s Clancy Brown, I’d know that voice, cooooool!
Zero looks like a bug
Xi’an-- oh wonderful, a Harley Quinn knockoff
No, no, I’ll give her a chance
Hmm putting a new beat over the title sequence
Not sure how I feel about that
“The Prisoner” wait who’s this prisoner taken by anyway?  New Republic?
Ey Zero stay out of Mando Man’s stuff
Yepppp New Republic
Everyone needs to leave Mando Man alone :(
Mayfield’s voice and face seem familiar
I reeeeeally don’t trust these ppl on a ship with the baby
I’m worried Xi’an might fuckin’ try to eat him or something
I do like that they gave a Twi’lek woman visible fangs tho
STOOOOOOP TOUCHING HIS STUFF
“Why are they all dead?” Well the Jedi were the greatest warriors in the galaxy too and they died sooooo, guess it’s just bad luck???
If this guy tries to take off the helmet imma fight him
DO NOT TOUCH THE BABY
BABY BETTER BITE THEM
BITE HIM BITE HIM BITE HIM
HE IS STILL TOUCHING THE BABY PLEASE REMOVE YOUR GRUBBY MITTS 
SON OF A BITCH YOU DROPPED HIM I WILL MURDER YOU
Idk why those ppl are all so surprised about the Crest, the Falcon’s just as junky, ships last a while
Ok I do like Xi’an’s theme violin
This prison type is new, cool looking doors
I appreciate all the Lucas-era species
Mouse droid!
Awww he shot it!
Aaaaand they’re caught
Hell yea Mando Man show em how it’s done
That’s hot
Assholes could be helping him rn
Poor Mando Man you deserve So Much Better
“It seems your presence has been detected” OH GEE I WONDER WHY, IT WASN’T LIKE YOU ALL MADE A BUNCH OF NOISE OR ANYTHING
And Tumblr spoilers have confirmed for me that Helmet Dude is Matt Lanter!  Hello!!!!  Always a pleasure!!!!!!!!!!
Actually ya know what this show is really rude about putting helmets and ugly hats over really cute guys, I’m offended xD
“Egghead” ok lol he’s got a point
Awwww Mando Man’s tryna be nice :(
Aaaaand there goes Xi’an, “Crazy Twi” indeed
Awww, goodbye Matt, see ya in TCW this February!
How the hell are these guys still more competent than my RPG group
Ohhhh total betrayal, of fucking course
And he still doesn’t get paid!!!!!
Those bastards are gonna try and take off with the ship and Baby Yoda
Baby Yoda better pull some sorta Home Alone type shit on them
Oh hell yea did Mando Man kill the lights?
YES HE DID HELL YEA
HE GONNA KICK THEIR BUTTS IN DRAMA LIGHTING
AND THERE’S BABY YODA, GET HIM BABY GET HIM
HE WAS GONNA SHOOT THE BABY KILL HIM DEAD
What did all these other mercs even get promised for locking Mando Man up?  I doubt Xi’an has that much cash on her
So Ran wanted Mando Man dead????  Why???????
Aight Oin’s crazy act isn’t any more charming than Xi’an’s is
C’mon Baby get the droid get him
Ya know what, I wanna see MANDO MAN play Home Alone with these guys
Oh boom strangling, Saw works too
Oh wow this guy does not squish
Aaaaand Xi’an’s probs gonna kill other dude by mistake
Wait nope Mando Man drops doors on him instead haha
Smart baby hiding, I love him
Aaaand now Mando Man has Xi’an too?
Oof ouch this flashing light business is not seizure-friendly
Boom Mando Man sneak!!!!
Hell yea they got what they deserved
Wait, so Ran wasn’t in on killing Mando?
OOOF BABY YODA’S GONNA FUCK YOU UP DUDE
BABY YODA FUCKED YOU UP BIG TIME LOOK AT THAT EX
Oh nvm, that was just protective daddy xD
Guess he took care of Oin too, is what he deserves
Wait nope nvm I forgot Mando Man is nicer than I am lol
Omg he actually gets some credits to feed his son praise
They’re still gonna report him to the Guild tho aren’t they
Or Ran’s pilots will for some reason?  Why does literally everyone want him dead
HAHAHA MANDO MAN SICCED THE NEW REPUBLIC ON THEM!
And here come the three pilots who Tumblr spoilers have also told me are the three directors!  
Hi Dave Filoni aka TRAPPER WOLF David you gotdang nerd with an aesthetic I love you
Aaaaand Mando Man and Baby are out of there!!!
AND HE’S GIVING BABY HIS TOY
AND COMMUNICATING WITH HIS SON I LOVE THEM BOTH SO MUCH
Good now you shiny beautiful man go get your son some food
And Mando Man didn’t even kill them!  Aight he has to know this’ll just mean more future enemies right???
Oh so Faveau didn’t write this one
Aight so imma agree with what others have said, this ep is probs the weakest of all of them so far.  The merc squad was just kinda annoying and none of their characters were easy to appreciate.  I liked the familiar faces brought back in tho and I still am a sucker for Baby Yoda because I’m easy like that.  Also loving Mando Man’s competence, that’s just highkey hot to see.  Overall, still really pumped for the last two episodes and kinda really scared about how Season One’s gonna end!!!! o_O
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