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*if Phoenix and Juniper had more time to beef with each other at the peace summit*
John Juniper: just die you worthless piece of shit!
Agent Phoenix: at least I'm good at my job, you careless hack!
John Juniper: HOW DARE YOU?! I AM JOHN JUNIPER, THE WORLDS GREATEST ACTOR!
Agent Phoenix: YET YOU FLOPPED AT BEING MY HANDLER! I KNEW IT WASN'T YOU SO FUCKING FAST!
John Juniper: YOU MOTHER-
Zor: OH MY GOD JUST KISS OR KILL EACH OTHER ALREADY! I'M GETTING BORED!
Handler: KISS KISS KISS!
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f3arow · 3 days
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handlerposting part..... whatever
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solobodor · 6 months
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Recently got into the game trilogie "I Expect you to die" and REALLY enjoyed it ehehe, i wanted to doodle design idea for the main cast
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Some people aren’t meant to be in the spotlight
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agent-felix · 7 months
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[ooc: art]
IM SO PROUD OF THESE SO Y'ALL GET THE TRIPLE WHAMMY!!!
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Time taken: 2:41 + 2:00 + 2:31 = 7 hours and 12 minutes total
@the-valiant-valkyrie
You wanted to be pinged about someone using the pallets
Get pinged >:3
Edit: WHAT IS HAPPENING WHY IS THIS MY MOST POPULAR POST LIKE I'M REALLY HAPPY IT IS?? BUT I DIDN'T EXPECT IT TO BLOW UP WHAT
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agent-calivide · 7 months
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Some more observations with IEYTD 2
There’s signs outside of just Handler’s odd line delivery in Safe and Sound. Look at what he gives us at the end of every level.
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A cupcake and a bottle of champagne with a champagne flute.
Now let’s look at what Juniper leaves for Phoenix when trying to convince them he’s their handler.
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A slice of cake and a glass of wine. It’s so close, but not quite right. He knew that Phoenix usually was given cake and alcohol, but not the little things. Why would John go out of his way to get champagne? He’s got cellars full of wine, and it’s not like that small detail will make much difference.
Honestly, when I first played I remember thinking wow that’s a lotta cake- because that is a huge slice of cake. You immediately know something’s off… but not what.
And the sandwich just feels like overcompensating. Handler has been shown leaving Phoenix sandwiches all through the first game, but not as much in the second one. It’s a safety net.
“See? I’m you handler, I even got you a sandwich!”
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salezmanradioz · 1 month
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John Meowniper / Johnny Meowdust - There's this cat version of him that's engraved into my head.
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lavalampstealer · 1 month
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"Come one, come all to the Masquerade!
Leave your true identities at the door and please, join me in a night of enjoyment!"
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Welcome, welcome! John Juniper has invited you all to a party in celebration. If you would be so kind as to mark your attendance with Gibson at the door- attendees will not be announced by name (so as to not spoil the fun). Look sharp, trade stories, keep up the facade of anonymity, but above all- have fun!
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She just wants to dress them up-
Headcanon: The agency is extremely strict with the dress code on their top agents, to avoid any kind of identification Pheonix hasn’t worn anything but the formal shirt and tie for a WHILE
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agent-fee-nits · 10 months
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maybe one day there will be an official ieytd comic series and its one of those side comic series' that are like little background stories that go more in depth with characters and its just cute or it could ruin ur life
btw the phoenix interpretation here uses all pronouns, usually he/they
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iexpectmetodie · 5 months
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Some IEYTD doodles of my Agent Phoenix oc.
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Reginald: no going on side missions. You only do the main mission. Do you understand?
Agent Phoenix: of course. Get in, hack the computer, get out.
Reginald: great!
*3 hours later*
Agent Phoenix: *stuck behind the drywall in Zor's meeting room* hey, I'm supposed to be stopping your evil plan and everything but are you aware that mice are chewing away at your drywall and it's becoming dislodged? I think I can fix it.
Zor: *who was just going over their evil Scheme with the other villains* ... Phoenix so help me I will have Hivemind send bees in after you.
Agent Phoenix: I'M OFFERING TO HELP YOU! IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE! DO YOU NOT SEE HOW CROOKED IT IS?! WHO EVEN INSTALLED THIS?!
Reginald: *defeated sigh*
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f3arow · 6 months
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@operationjetset HERE
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solobodor · 5 months
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GEMINEYE fellas, is it gay to die by the side of your arch nemesis ? come get your food, tragic Pheonix X John Juniper enjoyer bonus bc this man is so pathetic i love him ..
also if you're wondering, "but frankie, wasnt Prism your wife already? " bold of you to think i cant make john my wife too ..
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I believe ….. 🎭 ✨
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agent-toast · 5 months
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finally doooone :] tumblr ruined the quality though
it's supposed to be a wallpaper, anyone can use it :D
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