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a bronx tale and the lightning thief ⚡️

merci for da ask. SO

a bronx tale

the first song from this show I heard: im p sure it was roll ‘emdo I own the cast album?: no :)favorite song: out of your head, belmont avenue, i like it (reprise)least favorite song: idk all songs r goodfavorite character: sonny tbhleast favorite character: crazy mario lolOTP: c & janeBROTP: ??NOTP: ???song I didn’t like at first but now do: giving back the moneysong I used to like but now don’t: none; they all goodis the fandom annoying?: what fandomdo I read/write fanfic for this show?: no, favorite non-sung line: hey sonny! your kid’s got an arm like a wet noodle!favorite lyric: yeah sonny that boy’s a loooseeer! thank you!overall rating out of 10: 1000/10 why didnt this get all the tonys

the lightning thief

the first song from this show I heard: the tree on the hilldo I own the cast album?: well its not out yet,favorite song: drive is The Best, also killer quest and doa and another terrible dayleast favorite song: i dont hav onefavorite character: grover!!! least favorite character: no oneOTP: clarissabeth (bcs of u)BROTP: the trio ?NOTP: nahsong I didn’t like at first but now do: i liked them allsong I used to like but now don’t: i still like them allis the fandom annoying?: what fandom (reprise)do I read/write fanfic for this show?: i cant write (repise) + theres nothing to read so..,. nofavorite non-sung line: i dont remember anything atmfavorite lyric: alloverall rating out of 10: 10/10

#oh wow it's really late lol

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badhomestuckfanfiction-blog · 7 years

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Homestuck High - Chapter 7

Homestuck high Chapter 7: On the mountain, a homestuck fanfic | FanFiction

my frend told me 2 try ritin in da pov off sumone so i will try 2 do that this chapter ok so plz tell me if it ok.

~I'm getting flashbacks to Mindfang's journals

JOHN POV

i relly didnt no what to do about it all it realy seemed to much. I was in love with rose but somthing didnot feel rite about it.

~Maybe the fact that she's pregnant with a demon baby

it seemd as tho she was ledding meonto sumthing that i felt unsuely aboot.

~Gonna ride my polar bear over to the igloo so I can get my syrup poutine and bacon, but first I gotta grab my toque, how aboot you eh?

I fell as thought i should protect her but it was all to much and i was scarred.

~HARRY POTTER

i didnt no if i wanted to do this.

"My boy" tarvos cooed as we waked up the mountain

~Wait what

"yu can do this becaus you are a worrior and u strive for it!"

"i feel liek my luck has gone with the wind tho" i repelled "do i rely love rose?

~You better because if you don't then HOOOO BOY. You're gonna have a hard time raising that child

Or is their someone else?"

"maybe i can help you decade in time jonathan"

~It's just John

tarvos wiggled his eyebros.

~Put those back down

I begun too fell hot at that.

~Oh no

Tarvos was attractive nd i had a crush on karkit when he was their but i wasnt homo.

~John no stop this train of thought now I command you

I loved rose and i needed too procreate her babys from Sollux sence she was a woman so she couldnt do it.

~TRIGGERED

i had to be a man and standup for her.

I new rose all ways had a thing four jade to.

~I actually read a theory on r/homestuck about how Rose and Jade might not actually get along that well. It was pretty interesting

the way they looked at one anoter was filed with hot firy passione and i new they wanted one another.

~John no

It was kinda hot tho sence they were two girls and it turns me on.

~WE ARE NOT REPEATING CHAPTER 3

suddenly there was a hand on my figh.

~NO

I mooned and saw it was Tarvos who were grinin at me.

~NO NO NO

My face was red and i lucked awaay but Gamzee caught it.

~Wait what. When did Gamzee get here?

his eye fishes in my and there were no where to look.

~Oh no. I heard about this part on TV Tropes and I think I know what's going on

I was surronded.

~RUN, JOHNNY BOY

"we no u want ouer harddics in your harddrive johnny..." tarvos giggled

~TAVROS STOP

I moaned.

~STOP

"we wont tell rose it okay" gamzee seed when cumming over "my wand can make miracles."

~MoThEr FuCkInG mIrAcLeS

they were rite.i wanted it. i wanted themm. this is who i am.

"Ok...do it..." i said and pulled down my pants.

~S T O P

Gamzee came over and groped my warhammer of zillyhoo

~OH MY FUCKING GOD NO

and tavros wet my crater with his hot tendancies.

~NO NO NO NO FUCK YOU FUCK THIS STORY FUCK LITERALLY THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN FANDOM NO STOP IT NOW

i got hard and begun to moon and tarvos stuck his bull into my flower and then gamzee did the sam.

~*SCREECHING*

it felt rely good to hav both of them in me an makin my bucket bigger.

~FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU

~OH GOD I THINK THAT JUST MADE IT WORSE

"ooh gamzee! tarvos! pull it in more! ooooh yeaaaah" i yodeled as i roded them on the mountain.

~NO STOP PLEASE DEAR GOD NO

then i came and then they both came in me and they spill theyre pollen in side my flower.

~DEAR GOD STOP NOW

But then somthing extrinordinry happened. tarvos stood up and his eyes widen like sausepens.

"I remembur now...I AM KARKAT!" karkat came.

~I'm not sure if this is the usual weird exclamation or if he actually just came

"omg" me and gamzee said

karkats back now! WHTT WILL HAPPN IDK LOL I DO BUT U DNT REVEW PLZ OK HE PLOTZ GETTIN HARDUR!

~Dear god what the fuck did I just read

~Where was my adult content warning

~"it was all to much and i was scarred"

~Let's hope nothing like this ever happens again

#Homestuck High #Bad Fanfiction

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