#ily and appreciate the nonsense though lmao

[hatsukeii]

Aot and AAC matchup!!!? Basic info: straight female, 5'4, Scorpio! If it matters my mbdi is debater, which I think is accurate. I'm a bit curvy/soft and I have really long wavy hair and glasses. Now for fun stuff!! I'm a 50-50 split between being very hyperactive (almost like a puppy lmao) or very quiet (not shy, but more like indifferent. I've been told I'm intimidating) I'm into polyships so the more boys the merrier. I love exercise but hate doing it alone lol. 1/3!!

I collect manga and knives and I usually dress in black (and hardly ever wear shorts/anything revealing). I'm usually the "leader" of friendgroups, or the meme Lord.... Or the flirty one. Those are my three usual placements. I've never been in a relationship but that doesn't stop me from being a giant flirt 90% of the time. I like to draw and read but ADHD keeps me from focusing long on the latter. I'm constantly listening to music because it helps my anxiety. I'm terrified of spiders n bugs.2/3

I'm also fairly good at math? I play piano and I love video games but I'm real bad at them. I love horror and scary things but I scare very easily so I pay for it later on lol. I also like rollercoasters!!. I curse a lot and think I come off strongly because of how all over the place I can be, but i try to think more logically than emotionally when it comes to actual problems. I'm a switch so I can lead in relationships or follow.... Thank u ily!!!!! 3/3

Ahh shit this is really late I’m so sorry for the wait!!

Your Aot matchup is:

🐴Jean “I have lost all faith in humanity” Kirstein🐴

Yuuuuuh what a cutie. Please help this boy he needs affection. You probably came off as such a badass to him at first like all black? Collects knives? That’s hot. At some point he probably started flirting with you just to see you get flustered, but then that fails because you FLIRT BACK LMAOO and he’s just standing there and his mind is screaming “ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION-” but his body won’t move and he just stares at you, face red and everything. He hasn’t underestimated your flirtiness since then but hasn’t stopped with the relentless flirting either. He can adapt to both of your personalities. When you’re being hyper and almost puppy-like, he goofs around with you, yelling nonsense and cacking randomly like a crackhead. When you’re being quiet and indifferent, he always finds a way to make you feel good as well. He won’t push you to be hyper, he just wants you to feel safe and comfortable. I feel like he loves to act tough when it comes to horror like he pretends to be Mr tough guy oh I don’t get scared by stupid ghosts they’re dumb but then he’s grabbing onto your arm and screaming at every little jumpscare of the movie lmao it’s hilarious and he won’t admit that he’s scared which makes it so much better. I see Jean as someone cares a lot about his looks, so if you feel like doing exercise but you don’t want to do it alone, you can always ask him to join you, he’s always happy to as well. Does not mind one bit if you would like to lead in the relationship, but does like to lead as well, so it’s all good. When times call for it, you have to call Jean out for being rash and emotional, and reason with him. 

Your AAC matchup is:

❗️Karma “I’ll kill you but not before screaming I won’t hesitate bitch” Akabane❗️

Just saying, both of you collect knives together lmaoo he thinks the two of you are so similar and somehow falls for that HARD. Karma’s a cheeky bitch that likes to think he’s slick with flirting but really isn’t and is awkward doing it lmaoaooa so when you flirt back insanely well he acts like he’s all good you know mr tough guy but inside he’s literally going “SEJLHFKULWEHCRNHKYGRYWWKRJVWIURGWEIRY AHHHHH” don’t convince me otherwise lolol. The two of you frequently compete over who gets the better maths scores and you don’t stop even though he always wins. Like Jean, he knows how to manage both sides of your personality. He’ll mess around, prank people, and be loud with you when you’re being hyper, but also mellow down and just vibe when you’re being quiet and indifferent. Either way, he thinks you’re a beautiful human being that deserves the world. People say you shouldn’t put two memelords in the same room. Maybe that’s why people literally are scared of the two of you together. The chaos cannot be controlled. Karma appreciates that you like to think logically, and seldom let your emotions get in the way. Facts and logic are key to winning arguments, not sappy emotions. Has similar music taste to you and is down to try anything new, he’s pretty open to anything tbh. Yeah yeah you might be a switch but don’t you think for a SSSSSSSSECOND that he’ll ever let you lead lmao mans is dom as fuck you can’t convince me otherwise-

Hope you like your *very late matches!!<33

#matchups #assassination classroom #attack on titan #jean kirstein #karma akabane

[insufferable-bastardz]

i don't think you know how much i LIVE for your weekly fanfic recs. like, i'm a plus size gal myself, and your fics that you give us at just 100% spot on what i wanted to read at that min. if you want we can dm and i can spam u with my favs lmao. anywho i just wanna say ur awesome and ily beautiful!

Omg, hey hun! You don't know how much that means to me! Even though my blog doesn't reach that many people yet, I started the weekly recommendations in order to not only share what I like but to also make it easier for all of you to find something good and uplifting to read. Having you saying that just motivates me to keep doing this 🥰

Being a thick girl and looking for plus size fics is hard, specially because most of them have the character always feeling bad and depressed (went of on that topic for my fanfic rant a few week ago) and it completely annoys the heck out me, that's why I did that weekly special on plus size, to compile some that were actually positive and helps with feeling better and happier being yourself ❤️

I'm planning on doing another special like that, so I'll take your offer on that spam with your favorite pieces hehehehe, and of course, I'll gladly share a fair few of my faves, so any time you want, feel free to dm me (even if you just want to talk nonsense, I'm here)

I really do appreciate these kind of messages, you're a lovely bean, ly 😘

#insufferable-bastardz answers #insufferable-bastardz #fanfic recommendations by insufferable bastardz #ask

[bitchryver]

controversial opinion you should give us your bi aelin headcanons

sorry this took so long to answer I’ve been on a hunt for receipts x

aelin ashryver is bisexual: a summary

-I’m indebted forever to @blackbeaktrash for pointing this out to me but uhhh remember that post about how Mulan Korra and the short one from the time traveling lesbian game all had one thing in common- the bisexual hair cut ? hello aelins fresh chop in HoF

- the assassin and the desert. every single line. is a wlw tragedy romance ripped straight from a mythology.

- let’s get some direct quotes from the gay awakening that was the assassin and the desert:

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“Celaena tried not to look too interested, though the girl was one of the most stunning people she’d ever beheld.”

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“And somehow, the thought of returning to Rifthold without Ansel was a tad unbearable.”

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“Celaena couldn’t stop her lips from trembling as she asked, “Was it ever real?”

“Ansel opened one eye, staring at the far wall. “There were some moments when it was. The moment I sent you away, it was real.”

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“ And I think she sent you away because she truly cared for you.

She hated her mouth for wobbling. “That doesn’t make it hurt any less.”

-like Sam is nice rip but I refuse to believe he was aelins first love interest when ansel exists

- i understand where people are coming from when they talk about malide being canon if manon was a man but….i present example a- ansel and celaena the original gay love story to never happen and yet be laced with romantic chemistry

-anyway read the gayssassin and the desert

-aelin describing every woman she meets as beautiful and ethereal and then men are like…’he was tall. he had sword’

- yrene in tab: ‘wow I’d love to travel and be a healer so I could help people’

-aelin, emptying her pockets: you’re so pretty I love you here’s a sack full of cash is that enough? You’re so talented ily

-she loves swords & swords belong to the gays

-aelin calling cha0l ugly the first time she meets him…compared with yrene, a straight woman who’s immediately attracted to him…..Noah fence but….that was her gaydar trying to warn her :/

-aelins the only one who calls out these dumb ass white frat boys on their privilege and their upper class straight man bullshit!!shes having none of it !!!

-doriman in tog: “hey aelin? would you ever consider putting your life at risk and jeopardizing your safety to be with me?”

-aelin, right before she goes to have breakfast in bed with her beloved idol nehemia:

-while we’re on the subject, aelin taking literal WEEKS to notice if a mans attractive or not but describing every woman she meets as good looking within SECONDS even if she hates them

-Like LOOK

-I mean I cannot relate to the straight experience but I cannot imagine this is how a straight woman talks about women

-SHE DOESNT EVEN LIKE LYSANDRA AND SHES ALL IN THERE TALKING ABOUT HER ‘SENSOUS MOUTH’ IN QOS i mean

-aelin: the woman was built like a mythical goddess…she radiated beauty and sensuality from every pore

-aelin : this is rowan he’s my husband and he’s built like a TANK

-It took aelin six months to realize he was hot compared to literally everybody else who wanted to jump him mere seconds after meeting him(with the exception of manon, a proud lesbian but anyway)

-girl cannot sit in a fucking chair properly!! always throwing herself sideways or dangling off of it or slouching in it or something

-spitting jewels out of her mouth? Performing foreplay in a room full of powerful men and borian? gay

-i don’t know about you gals but I always get a ring engraved to give to my personal (straight)friends when I ask them to spend the rest of their life with me…

-when Rowan’s like ‘aw man can’t wait to get back and go to bed with my wife’ and the next line is like ‘aelin and lysandra were lying together, asleep’

-aelin saw the absolute straight man manic pixie nonsense quail and dorito were throwing at her and was like ‘bummer uhhh fuck both of you?’ instead of wasting her life and energy on men who didn’t appreciate her that’s all bi energy babes!

-aelin and manon having a metaphorical dick measuring contest but with swords

-aelin polishing nesryns dagger and dreaming of buying her a new one

-aelin telling kale that nesryn can speak for herself !!! Shut up!!!

- nesryn: mind your own business brullo lmao #nosy as fuck

-aelin, who had a dagger at this woman’s back not even 12 hours earlier:

-Aedion: haha…so aelin only invited nesryn out to have drinks with us because she needed an extra pair of hands because I was injured….what a smart strategic move

-aelin: nesryn you look lonely do you want to come with us ? Tell me about yourself. What’s your family like? How do you get your hair so smooth? Do you want my social security number?

-aelin loved nehemia so much she dumped stale whitebread and got written off as a terrible character by the Discourse Police: Cha0l Division. that’s love.

-attempting to murder the man ur fuckin after he’s involved in the murder of your beloved gay friend? hm. not a straight aura but #prove #me #wrong

-aelin keeps all her nails long except her sword hands so she can keep the aesthetic and weapon functionality but also keep a gay functionality

- in tower of dawn whomst does aelin write to? out of every one of the royal family ? lesbian icon and love of my life Hasar. aelin sensed incredible chaotic gay wlw energy from ACROSS the sea and knew immediately where the real power was. gaydar in action

- aelin has impeccable taste in fashion and upholstery, unrivaled by any other person in tog

-listen I live with 2 straight people and I promise you. The only one who cares enough about proper home decor, mood lighting and pretty things that were very expensive- is the gay one: me

-all the men hate her all the women love her lmao that says it all

- chaotic disaster gay aelin ashryver. Hurricane wlw nightmare woman tearing through these streets

-made a post about it here already but aelins like ‘fuck I can’t like manon but her fucking sword is so cool jesus christ’ that’s gay

- when aelin finds out manon graciously allowed snorian to have sex with her: I do NOT approve but go ahead ruin ya life lol

-when aelin finds out manon left elide alone in oakweld: what the FUCK did you do to that precious beautiful angel were it not for the laws of this land-

-MANON ‘LESBIAN’ BLACKBEAK herself says aelin radiates a gay aura she’s disappointed when she meets her in eos because all the batshit chaotic neutral gay has been depleted from her due to over exposure to straight men

-manons entire arc re: aelin in eos was ‘i should rip her throat out but i get where this stupid gay is coming from so’

-aelin giving a woman she’s just met the necklace her abuser gave her on her 16th? power move. gay power move.

- i love her so much but she’s. so goddamn stupid. and that’s such a mood

- Getting My Whole Ass Out To Prove Were Platonic Friends …that’s a level of denial I can’t even cover

-don’t know if I said it earlier but when aelin asks Lys to join her and lys says oh are you proposing, aelin..doesn’t say no lmao she’s just like ‘tragically I find myself with a life partner’

-lysandra sleeping on aelins lap while aelin downs 2 bottles of wine and flirts with ansel, while all the men look on annoyed that aelin did all of their jobs for them- gay imagery

- listen if ansel ‘murdered my boyfriend of 5yrs saving the girl I knew for a month’ briarcliff approves of you then…you’re gay. you just are.

-aelin ’ill murder you if so much as make EYE CONTACT with any of my women’ ashryver

- I said it already but. There is no better way to indicate that you are living life as our lady sappho intended than having a plethora of boring straight men hate you.

-That’s one of the things you need to have before they let you be gay

-aelins the only character who’s like- you know what I’m missing from my life? Women. I should go out and meet more of those

-killing the man who murdered your beloved friend in the exact same way he tortured her killing the man who set it up and basking in his blood am I right ladies

-aelin acknowledging she’s pretty because she works at it ? Maybe the only ya fantasy character who cannonically exfoliates, moisturizes, and uses toner and serum??? And you except me to sit here and assume she’s straight ???? In this economy ?????

-and yeah I’m absolutely 100% projecting because i love her. maybe blonde emotional chaotic bisexual fashion icons should look after each other now and then.

what do I know i clearly missed the gay memo where we all hate her now or something lmaooo anyway

#answered #if kingdom of ash doesnt put hasar aelin and manon in a room and have them lovingly beat the shit out of each other #then we're throwing the whole throne of glass away #rowaelin and anselaena are both good btw but celaena absoutely should have got with ansel

[harris-coopers]

Who are your best friends on tumblr and how’d you find them?!

Okay so these are in no particular order or ranking. I love all of these lovely humans and every single person whose ever said so much as Hi to me! (Random anons, ya’ll make my day). Also this got super long so I apologise!! Again i appreciate absolutely everyone I talk to!

@reinhartmendes: Shards was the very first friend I made on tumblr and to be completely honest, I almost lost it when she messaged me for the first time. Here I was thinking ‘omg I am not worthy of this’ because I saw her on my feed all the time and had always been far too nervous to say anything to her! Also she messaged me the day of the MET GALA (8th of May) and honestly that day was the day of blessing so I should have known only amazing things could come from it, and of course apart from well... THAT the other equally as amazing thing was my friendship with Shards. She’s stunningly talented at everything she does and I am super grateful to have her!

@forsythpendleton: Okay so the first time Sarah and I ever talked was because she had sent me an ask squealing over the fact that I was from Melbourne like her and that we liked all the same things. Half the message was in caps lock and thats when I knew, that were were destined to be good friends. Also one of the first things I ever said was invite her to a comic con viewing party and she didn’t run away so that was a pretty good sign. Honestly, I flood her messages with ramblings in all caps about SH on the daily and I swear sometimes she’s probably comes home to like a gazillion and one of them, she never cares though and sometimes she joins in, which makes me feel a LOT less crazy than I do. Also she super nice?? And caring?? and her photography skills?? Sprouse worthy. 

@emmalrb: So I can’t actually remember 100% which post it was but I messaged Emma because I knew she was Australian and basically just wanted to make some more friends on here and honestly you get 100 friends in one when you’re friends with Emma. We bonded over where we live and then shortly after over the fact that KJ was coming to Melbourne and we both were super stocked for it and also that we have basically almost the same job?? (working with kids/teachers). Also I went to comic con by myself this year (which was amazing, both the con and being alone) and I was messaging her updates throughout the day and honestly, she was so invested that she may as well have been there with me! ALSO She will randomly message me and tell me to have a great day?? Like go get yourself an Emma if you don’t already have one bc she’s amazing and her messages are the sweetest! Also she’s a super detective?? If I EVER need help with anything SH related she always knows the answer or can find a link (seriously you’re the best) And she’s also helped me lot with the Sprousehart timeline, along with everyone else in SSH which has literally been super helpeful!!?!. Love you lots!!

@jugheaddjones: Amber, my Brisbane buddy! Our conversation first started because she had messaged me and then straight after that, I messaged her with a gif and asked if she knew where it was from (sidenote: she did and I had been looking for that for SO long) We then realised that we were both from Brisbane (which if you know nothing about Australia, Brisbane isn’t the hottest city to visit). AND THEN  she freaked me out by joking around about if we knew each other in real life!! ( seriously my life flashed before my eyes bc LORD I would have passed out cold) anyways turns out we didn’t and that we both had a secret riverdale life (her words A+++ btw Amber) THEN  we both died over the fact that KJ was coming to Melbourne ( and then I cried a little bc I knew SH wouldn’t be) and basically I too, also spam her inbox with random Sprousehart info or moments. Also we both almost died on may 31st (Met Gala selfie anyone??) so if that didn’t bond us idk what would. Anyways, Amber your an A+ human being and an even better friend ily. 

@itsnotoktohit: I first spoke to Shirin about a gifset I had made, where one of the gifs was broken and I messaged a few people to see if they could delete the broken set while I fixed it. Anyways, long story short, we ended up talking for a really long time about absolute nonsense (honestly a lot of our convos, except for SH related ones bc #facts) Shirin is literally one of the best motivators ever, she is constantly happy and appreciative of literally everything. Half the time I complain to her about things and just basically spurt a whole bunch of 1st world problems stories out and she never cares?? Also she nicknamed me google in the group chat and even tho I don’t think I deserve it, it was still a pretty great confidence booster honestly. Also her love and enthusiasm for SH and all things RD is absolutely amazing and I will cherish it and her forever. 

@bugheadlover101: Peyton, Peyton, Peyton, where do I even start? So the first contact we ever had was of her sending me a post about Cole wearing Lili’s sweater and honestly?? That’s the way to my heart fam. We’ve basically been messaging about RD and SH ever since. She’s somewhat new to the fandom but honestly that’s never stopped her. She’s fits in absolutely perfectly!! We had bonded quite quickly over our love of Sprousehart and it went from there! Peyton is always willing to dig up any old/new sh info to share even just really randomly it’ll pop up in your inbox and you’re just like ‘I came out here to have a good time and honestly I’m feeling so attacked right now’ bc it hits you in the feels and takes you a while to recover. I love her to bits, please never change.

@betty-cooper: Okay so Katie! The first proper interaction I remember having with Katie was actually a tumblr post. I had posted something along the lines of ‘Cole Sprouse, the one person physically unable to look unattractive’ and then Katie (of course) replied or reblogged it and said ‘I present to you Lili Reinhart’. I then amended my post bc ya’ll a girl can’t argue with that truth. The next interaction we had was actually me asking her for a link to the bughead discord. I saw her on my dash all the time and she seemed super lovely and nice so I figured she’d be a good person to approach about it (she was!!) She then helped me with sorting all of that craziness out (turns out I suck at firguring that site out lmao) and basically she’s just been a positive light that guides me ever since. If you didn’t already know, Katie is one of the most considerate, caring and generous people on the planet. She is always willing to help me with a photoshop question or answer ( hello?? GIF QUEEN right here). Also her writing is amazing too?? What can’t she do?? ANSWER: Nothing, she is perfect. Also we bonded over the fact that Lili in Law and Order is absolute golden acting and all the other movies of hers that are less well known. Also Katie, I quite possibly the nicest human being you will ever meet. She is always positive and happy and I really appreciate that. She always pops into my inbox when I least expect it and honestly that’s amazing because she always ends up reaching out before I even realise I need someone to talk to. Katie, you’re fantastic and an absolute gem of a person, ily.

@ccshbh: Nina! First off the first interaction I ever had with Nina was based off a comment that she had left on one of my fanfics. And honestly at that time I about died bc Nina is pure royalty in this fandom and I was pretty stunned that she had liked something of mine (nevermind when she followed me. I nearly passed out that day) The next few interactions were me asking if she knew of something or could help me with finding a fic (sidenote: It was the fic where Cole tries to sneak out of Lili and Madelaine’s shared apartment, which is by far one of the best fics to grace the planet also that fic is pure canon don’t @me) Also literally allll of her fics are amazing and you should definitely read them.  Also her “Idiot...oh, but my idiot” tag on a gifset I made, basically made my day and stemmed a whole other gifset too. Also she is literally the most inclusive person in the entire world and my tumblr life got like 1000x better when you added me to the group chat! Bc I felt like I had friends on here!! Nina is basically a walking bible when it comes to anything and she always knows what she’s talking about! She’s also a super caring friend and is constantly checking in with me when I get bad anons or whatever and I really appreciate it!! She’s super lovely and really approachable and and just an all round great person!! Thanks for everything lovely!!

#ask #Anonymous

[tricks-up-my-sleeve]

💌😊😶👾💉👒🌃😄😅😇🐱🌱😃🐸😆📺🔈🌊😀🎀🍳🎉👟🐚🍰😂😓🌙🍓🐭🍉👍 and 💕(p l a t o n i c a l l y)

((god i APPRECIATE it cam but i’m going to ACTUALLY beat the shit out of you jeSUS CHRIST))

💌: I’d love to send you more messages and asks but you make me nervous!

((ok right off the bat WHAT THE FUCK you know you’re always welcome in either my DMs/IMs or my inbox you STOP THAT SHit rn ily))

😊: You’re sweet. You’ve made me smile before.

((oh shit? really? yes. look at me. surprising myself. that’s good. “sweet” isn’t exactly a word I’d use in describing myself.))

😶: I’m honored that you’re even following me tbH.

((ok back to threatening to like.. smack you. I follow your blogs bc they’re quALity and bc we’re friendos. let’s not be nonsensical.))

👾: Your theme is awesome!

((thank. i wanna update it but thank.))

💉: Talking to you or seeing you on my dash makes me feel better.

((I’m immensely happy to hear this.))

👒: You come off as very friendly! 

((this too))

🌃: I’d like to spend more time talking to you.

((*finger guns* you know where to find me.))

😄: I can always count on you to like/reply to my personal posts.

((yessss. accept me as one of your stalkers since we’re friends pls and thx.))

😅: I often worry about upsetting you or scaring you off.

((think of it this way: it hasn’t happened yet, so it PROBABLY isn’t gonna happen. lmao. you’re good.))

😇: Every single interaction we’ve had so far has been positive.

((good!))

🐱: You’re cute‼︎

((back on this whole cUTe clAiM thing I see. tf is wrong with you guys))

🌱: I’d love to get to know you better.

((right back at ya. I feel like we’ve had some interesting conversations about ourselves already, so we’re off to a good start. lol.))

😃: I love seeing you in my notifications!

((bitch me too. at the vice versa, ofc. not myself. that’d be truly narcissistic. and sad.))

🐸: You act goofy.

((this is SLANDEr but it’s actually true))

😆: You’ve made me laugh out loud before.

((I still can’t believe I’m actually funny and not delusional.))

📺: We have similar interests!

((yesssssss))

🔈: We have similar tastes in music.

((are you also calling yourself an emo or))

🌊: You have a lot of personality.

((ayyyyyyyy nice))

😀: I would consider us friends.

((that’s bc we are. duh.))

🎀: We have similar aesthetics!

((AESTHETIC is the most important part of any good friendship))

🍳: This is an egg in a frying pan!

((fuck you I’m only like halfway through this and you just had to send like the most POINTLESS ONE))

🎉: I get really happy when I see positive personal posts from you, even when I don’t fully understand the context!

((aaaaawww that’s really nice actually sO thank. much thank.))

👟: I feel as though you’re out of my league.

((do you like hearing me say that i’m gonna like.. kick your face in.. or… bc… as far as I’m concerned I’m out of nobody’s league. in any context imaginable. lmao.))

🐚: I find your blog very calming.

((that’s interesting. and nice.))

🍰: I might recognize you if I ran into you on the street.

((yell something about magicians or gay horses if my head whips around it’s me))

😂: I’m comfortable around you.

((I’m glad!! I’m comfortable around you too, which is good, bc I’m a ball of anxiety.))

😓: I’ve talked to you before and it made me a nervous!

((omfg cam stop))

🌙: You’re beautiful.

((i’m dying squirtle))

🍓: You remind me of someone…

((you told me about this and now I wonder if you have suspicions))

🐭: Please be kinder to yourself.

((I can certainly try

🍉: I wish we lived closer to each other.

((honestly I wish me and all my internet pals lived together in the same state. I think the reason this isn’t reality is bc something would probably fucking blow up at some point. somehow.))

👍: I like you. Just, in general. I think you’re a genuinely good person.

((!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you too!))

💕: I love you‼︎

((I love you too. p l a t o n i c a l l y.))

#🎆 || answering fan mail. { asks } #🎆 || out of peanut butter crackers. { ooc } #long post #madamenxgative