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the-blaze-empress · 1 year

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What are your favorite things abt c!phil? i want to know his character better :3

OH ANON I WOULD BE DELIGHTED TO ANSWER THIS

god where to START hmmmmmm

okay ive stuck it under a read more because my god is there a lot. for anyone curious, i list off 10 of my favourite things about cphil (with explanations as to what an why), 10 of my favourite quotes, and also cover some more common fandom mischaracterisations

1 - his character design it's basic, but i need somewhere to start. i LOVE phils character design, idk, maybe its just something to do with birds and green and me being a cosplayer. especially his new skin! it has details, anon, and they all have meaning. i love me some details with meaning. and bc its minecraft, and because minecraft is pixels, theres SO MUCH ROOM FOR INTERPRETATION. anyone can go COMPLETELY ham with the design if they want to and they all look SO COOL.

2 - EMERALD DUO okay so ill say it outright; im a qpr emduo sorta person. at the very least im an ‘old friends/war buddies/ex emperors emduo’ person. dont get me wrong, techno is the eldest child, but in the dsmp, he’s not phil’s kid, they’re just really old friends. AND OH MY GOD I LOVE THEM. ‘for you the world’ NEED I SAY MORE??? the emeralds, the phil risking his life to protect techno from the butcher army, the techno worrying about phil participating in doomsday, the complete and utter undying trust they have in each other. theyre not perfect, they still disagree and still have differing opinions but they sort it out and compromise and make sure each other is always okay!!! them!!!

3 - birb cphil is a bird we all know this. and this is leaning more into fanon not explicitly canon, but im including it because i can. phil is bird, he has bird brain. bird instincts and bird features, like hollow bones, chirping, nesting, preening, all the good stuff. it adds a layer of depth to his character thats so fun to play with when writing!! there’s so much potential for both angst and fluff and i love it so much. also i just love birds so yknow. win win situation for me.

4 - family, its messy phil is part of what i believe is the biggest canonical family on the dsmp. there’s four generations ffs. he has a son, a grandson, even a great-grandson. and it’s not perfect. wilbur is. wilbur, but even though he went mad and even though he lied in his letters he still cared enough to send letters in the first place, phil still cared enough to read them. phil still cared enough to drop everything for his son. it was messy and it was heartbreaking but that is what it is to be a father, i think. sometimes whats right is whats hardest and its phils love for wilbur that was forever just so clear. its the way fundy fucked up, its the way phil fucked up in return, its the way they made up without properly making up but phil was always, always there for fundy, always cared for him at least a little, because that’s his grandson.

5 - leading on from the above, kristin!! ANON DO YOU KNOW HOW COOL IT IS FOR PHIL TO BE MARRIED TO THE LITERAL GODDESS OF DEATH?? phil is a trophy husband and you cannot convince me otherwise. his wife is SO COOL and SO POWERFUL and he loves her SO VERY MUCH. yeah sure hes a het guy in a homonormative society but i can forgive him for that because his wife is amazing. also less cphil, more ccphil, but i think its SO FUCKING COOL AND/OR FUNNY that ccphil literally just. wrote his wife into the dsmp on a whim. THATS how much he loves her that even tho shes not involved in this thing hes doing she’s still there in some sense.

6 - immortality yeah cphil CAN die, but here’s the catch; he doesn’t. hes functionally immortal and godddd i love it so much. hes so fucked up from it, but i love that about him (more on that point later). cphil has lived through so much and he has known so much and he has gained and lost SO MUCH but he’s still going strong, hes still loving and living and trying. who knows when he’ll finally die, not him and certainly not us.

7 - WOO TRAUMA mans is SO FUCKED UP. god where to even START with this. phil has not processed a single emotion in 500 years and he does NOT plan on starting now thank you very much. his sons death? nah lets build a country instead. watching his best friend be executed? nope not processing THAT lets find somewhere else to live oh yeah also i almost died. phils favourite thing is avoiding emotions and busying himself with some Other Task for Someone Else (new lmanburg, training room, various farms for techno, just to name a couple) so he Doesnt Have To Think About Anything. also perception of time? hell no he’s gonna be working for days without realising it. this is not healthy. he does not intend to stop. he blames himself for so much and rarely ever accepts help from anyone at all.

8 - kindness dont get me wrong if you get on the wrong side of phil you will find out exactly why some know him as the angel of death, but if ur not on that side of him, hes just. so kind and so caring. that one time when ranboo was deliberately trying to trigger the enderwalk out, and phil ran in and got rid of all the splash water bottles because he thought ranboo was getting hurt? yeah. that. protecting tommy without hesitation or question when dream was chasing him? yeah. that. building new lmanburg because tubbo had enough on his plate and he needed something to do anything to do he needed to keep his hands busy then it would be okay it had to be okay he had to be okay? yeah. that. visiting techno even while he was under house arrest to make sure he was okay? yeah. that.

9 - hes such a chaotic little fuck this is something a LOT of the fandom seem to. ignore. phil is not this sophisticated, calm, rational father figure. he can be sometimes (at a push) but thats not who he is. he’s an absolute chaos machine, and a fucking deadly one at that. he’s bored and you’re in the general vicinity? bye living! i think its well summed up in that one clip of phil and techno in a village, and techno’s grabbing a couple supplies here and there, and phil is just fucking gutting the place even if he doesnt actually need those supplies. he will murder (for fun), he will explode shit (for fun), he will cause mass genocide (for fun), he will fucking. idk he’ll do it all for fun.

10 - history imo, phil and techno are some of the best—if not the most—fleshed out characters in the dsmp. part of this, i reckon, is because of the history they have. you cannot talk about dsmp cphil properly without acknowledging smp earth and hardcore at the very least. the antarctic empire is there, phil and techno carry its shields and wear its colours. the angel of death is familiar to most if not all, the love for fucking freezing temperatures is there too. phil did decanonise the connection to hardcore, but a) many people who care ignore that, b) i ignore that, and c) it was there for at least a little, it had influence for at least a little. cphil is and old character, he didn’t just blip into existence in the dsmp, he has real, solid, pre-established history.

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and now for some of my favourite cphil quotes!!

1 - Things, buildings, they can be replaced! People can't be replaced. I'm not losing anyone else... I'm not losing anyone else. Not to this bullshit.

2 - (“Since when was this a Philza Minecraft thing?”) “Since I was forced to kill my own son, you idiot!”

3 - look i made this entire section to include One Specific Quote except i now cannot find that quote. fuck this fuck me. it was something phil said in chat at one point, he was talking to sam, saying how he [phil] was immortal, he had seen nations rise and fall, he had seen people like sam who craved power come and go with little consequence. its a good quote, trust me, ill put it here when/if i can find it.

4 - "I've seen this 'government', on this server... Everything to do with government has just been bad so far. (...) I've watched it completely destroy and tear down people's wills, and change people... I've seen it change the nicest people into complete and utter tyrants. So I think it's about time.”

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okay quotes over now for some common fandom mischaracterisations, since u said u wanted to know cphils character better

1 - bad dad phil this one really gets me. i hate it, genuinely. phil was never and is not a bad dad. im not saying he was perfect, but he was not a bad dad. it is not his fault wilbur went mad, it is not his fault tommy was hurt so much in exile (more on that later), none of this is his fault. phil cares so much about his family and does everything he can for them, he was never neglectful or absent or anything of the sort.

2 - sbi family dynamics THESE HAVE BEEN DECANONISED BY LIKE EVERYONE IN SBI FOR THE DSMP. MULTIPLE TIMES. tommy was never phils son, he was just some kid phils actual son knew. techno is phils old friend, not his son. wilbur, however, is his son

3 - calm collected eloquent father SOMETIMES phil can have good fatherly advice. other times he really fucking does not!! cphil is shit with words, if you want someone whos always expressing their emotion in elegant prose, look at techno, not phil. he tries, he really does, but his perception of normality is warped, and sometimes he just doesnt fucking care?? hes chaotic and fairly independent, and yeah okay he may have taken in TWO stray kids (tubbo, when he was a child, and ranboo after doomsday) but hes not the like. serial adopter some people make him out to be

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so yeah, thats cphil for you! im more than happy to go into more detail about any of the above things, just ask! that goes for literally anyone btw. ill happily talk about fanon and more fandom characterisations, but ive tried to keep it as close to canon as i can so far. what’s great is that despite what he claims, ccphil is an excellent roleplayer and general storyteller, hes always adding little details and explaining reasoning behind things, so theres so much nuance and so much depth to cphil and the section of the world he inhabits. can you tell that cphil is my favourite character perhaps.

#wisdom be uponeth ye #Anonymous #tha scrunkle <3 #dsm5 i meant dsm5 #anon i am so sorry this is almost 2k words #this probably isnt Quite what you were expecting asking me this but in my defence you asked and i answered #original thoughts in their natural habitat #tenobled #my favourite war criminals #giant woman #theyre fambily ur honour #i have spent like two hours writing this lmaoooo #deaths malewife

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namjoonswillow · 3 years

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Sneakylink-Jungkook oneshot

(summary:you go to a party but u end up meeting a handsome man..then you wake up in his bed ) 18+ switched povs

Characters: Eun-woo(euni),Ha-Ni(hana),Jeon jungkook

10:30pm-At Ha-NI’s dorm:

I heard my phone ring i picked it up

OTP with eun-woo(bsf)

Hello?-E

Hi-HN

You up?-E

Well i am now wassup.-H

i was wondring if you wanted to come to Namjoons party?-E

mmm Sure ig-H

Yay ill be there around 11:15 bye luv u-E

Ok luv u to bye-H

End of phone call

I got up and got dress and waiting for Euni

hOw yU bE lOoKiNg:

hOw DaT drEsS bE lOokiNg:

You waited for Euni she arrived 20 mins later you got in the car.

Conversation in the car with (euni)

Hey euni-nina

Hey-euni

I missed you so much what youve been doing -euni

girl we was factiming a hour before you asked me to come to his party but what the occastion?-nini

Ik ik and its just a party with musty kids and alcohol-euni

So why we going?-nini

Cause i wanna see jimin we just started dating you need to find a boyfriend-euni

No i do not-nini

Yes u do your always locked up in the house take a shot for Jungkook he said you were cute-euni

Ig ill try welp were here-nini

Ha-Ni’s Pov (your pov)

I walked it and heard loud music blasting i seen girls throwing it back on boys girls kissing girls and then i seen Euni and Jimin kissing and dancing .They”ll be fucking later i go to where the alcohol was and take a couple shots i knew i was gonna be drunk but i said fuck it.But then a man walked by me.but i was half way drunk so i didnt know who he was at first.

This mystery man

He was hot not gonna lie and im drunk so i decided to shot my shot kinda ....little did i know im going to be waking up in his bedroom also you had to find your whore of a bestfriend

Conversation with Jungkook

Hey-nini

Hi-jungkook

whats your name?-nini

Jungkook and you?-jk

Im Ha-ni but people call me nini-nini

Oh hey nini i didnt know it was you you look hot to be honest-nini

Thxs jungkook euni told me about you-nini

oh really what dd she say-jk

nothing really just that you said i was cute thats all but i was looking euni tho have you seen her?-nini

No i was looking for jimin wanna look upstairs together?-jk

Yea we can-nini

Jk pov

I saw nini she looked drunk i didnt think she would talk to me tho but she did and now we gonna go find euni and jimin so we got up satirs and started opening the upstairs doors and we found then fucking in a guest room.

In the bedroom with (jimin and euni and hani and jk)

uhm tf?-jk

do yall know how to knock-jimin

stfu jimin-jk

Yall are fucking gross im leaving i dont know where but i dont wanna here with yall and euni you know i hate when you do this bullshit-nini

?-jk & jimin

Ik ik im sorry dont go ill drop u off -euni

No im good thanks anyways jungkook and me are leaving bye and dont call me tmrw cause im done with you euni-nini

What did she do we confused-jimin&jk

she fucking with you and youve been cheating on her and she knows-nini

Well shes grown she does what she wants-jimin

*euni slaps jimin in the face*

dont tak to her like that-euni

and jimin if you dont stop cheating were gonna be over this is your last chance ill find a better man-euni

im not cheating no more i swear you have all my info i wanna be serious with you this time-jimin

ok well me and jungkook are leaving i-nini

we are ?-jk

yea were going to your place for a min and then you can take me home is that fine with u?-nini

yea sure heres my keys get in the car-jk

oka-nini

i see you jk go score you some ha-ni yall been flirting for the past year ask her to be your gf -euni&jimin

ok dont rush me im waiting on her i cant force her to do anything ok-jk

ok bye-Euni&jimin

bye-jk

with that i left to go get in the car with ha-ni she looked pissed i didnt wanna bother her we got to the house this isnt her first time being here so she knows where everything is.

Author Pov

Uhm if u is not 18(ian 18) but still dont watch dis alr lets get in these juicy parts

so they started with kissing then touching the making out then....let see if from they pov

when reading this part play-you got it and 24 hours by jimmy brown

Ha-ni pov

his hand was rubbing against my thigh he was inching closer to my clit he started rubbing it i moaned he took me up to his room and then i toke my clothes off and i toke his off and we started making out and he had his hand on my boob while licking the other one a ahh~ i moaned he was so good with his hand movements i think im in love im finna turn him into a sneaky link i though.End of ha-ni’s pov

Jungkook pov

When she got on her knees and started sucking me off i was bout to lose it she was giving me deep throat to im ready to fuck her. End of Jungkooks pov

Author pov

Jungkook pick you up and put you on the bed he got on top and started doing doggystyle all you could hear\ that night in his house was skin slapping moaning groaning and jungkooks name then he switched positions and did missonary and he was groaning and u got turned on by it so you decided to take control you got on top and started grinding on him and you told him he cant touch you and he has to call you mami before talking to you and so you had him groaning and grunting he started getting irritated cause he wanted to touch you so he grabbed you by your neck got on top of you and started being rough and you like it and yall did this all night long until the door opened but yall didnt hear so jungkook fucking you rough and raw but euni and jimin snuck in just to see what was going on they didnt think yall was fucking they thought yall wouldve cuddled and went to bed but once they heard moaning they knew and they just went to jimins room and went to bed but back to yall so your getting fucked harder and harder he had handcuffed your hands to the bed board so you couldnt touch him and he just keep teasing when he knew you were gonna cum he pulled out then you would whine and he would start fucking you again after some hours yall got tired and decided to go to bed and from that day forward you and jungkook became gf and bf.

Next day

You woke up to see a big bedroom you were scared and didnt know where you were at at first.You flipped up the blanket and seen you were naked.Then you remember the events last night and euni came running telling how her a jimin are getting a house together while shes talking your trying to remeber whose bedroom is this.Then it hit you it was JUNGKOOKS so you made a wide eyed face and you asked euni what happend last night.She tells you what happened and you looked horrified so you try to leave the room to find jungkook but your friend grabs you and says.”bitch put clothes on first all the boys are down stairs” you looked at your self and said oh shit yea so you go in jungkooks closet and you a big shirt of his and you couldnt no shorts so you just went out there.And there jungkook was sitting with the rest of the boys.Everyone was suprised but jimin and jungkook came up to you and gave you a kiss you kissed him back he said your breakfast is in the microwave hurry up before it gets cold and the boys start talking to jungkook while you go eat

Converstion between the boys

So whats going on with you and hani?-namjoon

Nothing really why’d you ask?-jk

Cause shes in your house and shes in ur shirt and she look like she just woke up-j-hope

so-jk

So whats going on-Suga

Nothingg im just gonna ask her to be my gf-Jk

she was over here from last night at your party-jk

and they were fucking-jimin

SAY WHATTTTTTT-all the boys say (except jimin and jungkook)

well ya thats what happend but thats nothing weve been doing that -jk

all the boys were suprised

Jungkook went up to hani and ask her to be his gf and she said yes then they went up stairs go to bed.

THE END.

but there linking up stories are for another time if you want me to make those text me

(also be mindful this was my first story so it may be all over the place)

#jungkook x you #jungkook smut #bts smut

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mrsvioletrebellious-blog · 7 years

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Nearly 30 being flirty

Ahhhhh soooo I had a fuckin party didn’t I.. So nervous man and I don’t even get nervous I was smashed out the tits before I even left work.. Got back there the people had arrived and even in my drunken drunken joys, emotional cunty self Im a self confessed people watcher… Do you remember Dave I’ve spoke about him lots over my blogs has the girlfriend bangs the other one on the sly occasionally bit of a dog.. Lovely like a little bull pup but a fucking dog all the same lol.. Well Mr I’m so happy n settled was putting it on someone to the left of me.. I like this girl alot and the girl he’s with and the girl he garlic breaded.. I had to say no sonn..nooooo not this one n all.. Why do men put you in such a situ do they forget we have a fuckin woman code… And then the sad thing is some of em do such a number on the woman you could tell her he just tried to suck your clit like a Chuppa chup lolly.. And she’d let him worm his way out . That when ya have to say naaa sister I’m out 👐 Another friend of mine god love her is knee deep in a Geezer right now and how can I put it mildly Hes bit vanilla and not that she’s rum n raisin but shed appreciate a little napoleon if you get my drift.. But she likes him knows he’s abit of a boy so is allowing it for now… A girl turned up that shagged my mates man many moons ago.. In my drunken state she was told you have two minutes to leave before you die 😂😂😂 Now don’t get me wrong in all this I’m busting about with feet full of glass mascara round me face dropping people out…my mate marley been with her bloke Liam for years now decided she’s traiding him in for a big daddy … One friend of mine has a lovely Geezer chasing her but she’s so fucked up from Fuck boys she is pushing him away…Another two people I’m close to have met both got issues live in different towns have probably out shit aside but the world is against em right now.. This bloke del been wanting to smash this girl for ages finally got round her gaff and it a went Pete tong n she told him to fucking get out n he happily left cause he said she was vile but hey who knows.. Life’s crazy man I see so much stuff lately relating to peoples ego like we’ve all got one like my mate lilly she’s met a bloke she really likes him known him a long time n there just passing about at min.. But it kinda started cause they didn’t want eachover and I think it damaged the old personal ego.. N now they’re doing whatever there doing and in fairness I think they’ll either constantly have an ego battle and it will go horribly wrong or they both really like eachover but because of there egos neither will say to the other one listen I want more from you.. My psycho ex got hold of me last week cause he thought I’d moved on… I love you ill do anything please please Finally admitted all his faults finally admitted to banging a fat bird whilst he was trying to woo me.. Told me how he couldn’t keep it hard enough to fuck her.. Know what that done.. Proper boosted the old ego for me didn’t it 😂😂 I told him I’d rather suck off me old man then go near him again cause that’s how much he repulses me and we both know deep down it was probably just cause his egos bruised thinking I’ve moved on. I ain’t got a man I’m just living but I hope he’s little hearts raging.. Again ego lol a friend of mine daisy started Palling with this bloke all going well he’s wooing her like a boss wooing her hardddd… Finally got down to bussiness.. She couldn’t come.. Half probably down to him half the stresses of life.. Girls gotta be chill and now it seems to me he’s throwing the towel in with a banging bird cause the old ego is dented.. It’s madness.. I wish life was simple enough for everyone around me think Fuck looking like an idiot or needy or like a hoe just be able to go bang this is what I want this is what I’m here for.. But every cunts ego just takes over.. I don’t really remember much from the party apart from a little people watch dropping a few people out having a cry and dancing like a loon and laughing alot.. I know it was the first time my parents me n my brother have been in the same room in probably 29 years and they all had a conversation like shit.. Madness for me.. I got some great presents ended up in town lost me shoes, broke my expensive watch.. woke up in a bed with a head that felt like it was full of fuckin rocks begging me mate to come pick me up n take me McDonald’s 😢😢 when they picked me the face on em told me all k needed to know about the state of me without needing a mirror anyway the maccys which took me three hours to fuckin eat cause it felt like I was chewing cardboard and every time I chewed it felt like a knife was going through my fuckin temple.. How I went all night long I don’t even know.. I think I’ve got a spy in my midst aswell the ex keels seeing pictures of me ect so I know there’s a snake in my grass I find it hilarious cause no doubt it’s a silly little bird thinking ohh he seemed a nice bloke… Yea girl ya know what he was good at.. Fucking… Fucking you like a god and fucking ya life up like a demon and that’s the be all n end all man, look up a narsacist in the dictionary that’s that cunt.. So please your welcome to him big cock n all.. But when I find out who you are snakey I’m gonna shag ya mum n cut ya ears off n not for him. Have him, just for the spy.. He had me he lost me n that’s that.. And I trying to survive ya know I don’t need that man up in my bussiness begging or up in my bussiness slagging me.. I just wanna move on n get over it. It’s hard when someone comes into yor life being everything you’ve ever wanted and then boon they’re everything you tell the world to run from.. It leaves a nasty effect. I’m a happy go lucky girl I love the world I wear my heart on my sleeve.. But trusting people 👋 you gotta take out my bricks one by one before you nessling in with me I tell ya.. But then I spose it’s men too a friend of mine a bloke was with a bed years she left him.. Fucked him uppppp to the point the man had trouble keeping his did hard n was shaking getting down to it with a bird because he’d been through it I find that so endearing tho and gives me hope for the male species cause if they get effected like that over a broken heart they can’t all be bad can they.. Talking of shit cunt men we had a boss yea for last 6 weeks at work not only did we basically run the fuckin gaff for the cunt he robbed the pub blind and took our wages with him n tried to say we was all thieves so if anyone wants to take a journey to the weather cock in Woburn n terrorise a cunt that’s welcomed 😛 but he looked like a right gentle sassy bitch.. Was so unexpected it’s unreal.. Got new bosses now jury’s still out but one of them did ask Me the other day if I’d be his daughter… Thought fuckin hell work wise that’s fabulous but personal wise I’ve always had men wanting to wife me off now they either wanna Fuck me be my best mate or have me as there daughter 😂😂😂 I don’t think 30 is gonna be good to me ya know.. Romantically anyway.. But as i said probably would help if me wall weren’t so high and I didn’t have an ego.. I refuse to look needy it’s like a life rule I’ll never beg a man never have n never chased no cunt lol.. Maybe I should start.. Just don’t tell my mum shell bite me.. She kills me was talking to a lad other day at my party my mum goes to him god you got lovely eyes ain’t ya.. You Hurt my daughter I’ll cut em out 😭😂😂😂😂😭😭 she kills me,, someone’s dad was there getting people Stoned and other things #Ledge lol anyway anyway now I’m waffling after me cardboard maccys ate cake kids came home running around like fuckin loons I’m trying to be super mum saying let’s have a lovely night well have a takeaway and chill and watch xfactor thinking please shut the Fuck up and sit quietly but not saying it obviously and these fuckers are jumping all over the gaff oblivious making me verge between puking and me head feeling like it was in a vice but ahhh as much as it kills me I can’t think of a more wonderful hangover cure… And in all that I still ain’t 30 lol its Friday so like the Queen Mother I’m having two birthdays so I’m getting ready to go again this time without a plan I’m gonna get pissed with my new crows feet.. Thinking about the wonderful life I’ve had, so far the mistakes I’ve made the lessons ive learned and how I can make the next 30 years amazing whilst being a good mum, friend, daughter. Earning money. Trying to keep fit. Look good and live a life I’d say be someone’s wife but hey they either wanna Fuck me or make me there daughter..well have this discussion at 31 yea guys 😂😂😂😂😍

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